Today I really can't be bothered with a disclaimer, you've already read (counts to self) one, two, three... seven of them by now. I draw the line here, seven's enough. Anyway thanks to my loyal reviewers, Mantichorus, Dr Wilopolis and Haruko- 2020. And could someone tell the 'The Truth is Not Absolute' person I used his flamer to toast marshmallows and set the local school on fire. That is all.

Yuffie's Cure

Chapter err... 8? (The grand Moogle chase)

#Now where were we... oh yes the FF7 characters and Silvawolf were chasing a Fluffy Purple Moogle across the Planet... Until the Moogle stopped to have a chew on the Plot #

Silvawolf: No, not good!

F P Moogle: Kupo! (Chews the plot which is disguised as a small dragon)

The Plot: raaah! (Flames the Moogle) Gaarrr! (Bites the moogle and is released)

F P Moogle: (burnt to a frazzle) ku...po?

Silvawolf: Here boy! (The plot/dragon ran up to its owner and vanishes in a cloud of pink smoke) That's better I have my narrative powers back. Now, Fluffy Purple Moogle, why did you steal the Plot?

Cloud: Remind me why we're doing this... someone?

F P Moogle: I was hungry, kupo.

Aeris: Why didn't you say so? (Hands the Moogle a cookie)

F P Moogle: Yummy! Kupo nut cookies! (Runs off)

Reeve: That was weird.

(They vanish and reappear at Tifa's bar)

Sephiroth: I don't think I'll ever get used to teleporting, makes me feel queasy.

Aeris: I told you, you shouldn't of had that bacon roll earlier. It did look kinda dodgy

Vincent: Can I have my book back?

(Silvawolf repairs the book and hands it back to Vincent who goes into a corner to read it)

Silvawolf: I guess there's just one last thing to do. Lets PARTY!

(So how else to end a moogle chase than to relax and share goodies)

(first of all some games)

(Yuffie empties her bag of Materia into a large basin of water [they float!])

Yuffie: 'Bobbing for Materia'... whoever gets a Materia gets to keep it!

(Cloud, Tifa, Sephiroth, Red, Cid and Barret bobbed for Materia and the others watched. About ten minutes later cid swallows a fire one)

Cid: ACK!!!! IT %£$(&%$£ BURNS! HELP!!!!

Silvawolf: Oh god, does anyone know how to fix this, I sure don't

Barret: There's only one way......... You have to wait until it comes out on its own.

Cid: But that £)"&)$%takes &$")"%$hours! By then my (£%$ insides will be toast!!!

Barret It's not that bad

Tifa: And how would you know?

Barret: ((Blushes))

Cloud: Lets just leave it at that.

Yuffie: Oh well, SCRAMBLE!!! (Tips over the basin)

(After about five minutes all the Materia has been picked up by someone)

Cloud: I got four magics [green] and a summon [red]

Tifa: I got two commands [yellow] and three supports [blue].

Vincent: I got an independent [purple]

Red XIII: (cheerfully) I got seven magics and five summons!

Barret: Well beat this! Six of each!

Sephiroth: Easily, six of each plus another magic ((smirk))

Barret: (mumbles incoherently)

Silvawolf: What did you get Yuffie?

Yuffie: Me? I didn't get anything.

(Outside it starts raining pink and blue cows and flying pigs are playing badminton)

Vincent: I don't believe it!

Cloud: Then don't.

###And there we have it.###

One more thing......... how did she do after defeating her obsession?

# Epilogue ############################

Yuffie is sat in her room with an elastic band around her wrist and large box of Materia beside her.

Yuffie: Want... Materia...

(Pings elastic) ((SNAP))

Yuffie: Ow! Want... materia...

((SNAP))

Yuffie: Ow! Oh to hell with it!

(Grabs the box and runs into a wardrobe, where brightly coloured lights are seen flashing through cracks)

Yuffie: Oooh! Pretty colours... (Fade out to Twilight Zone Theme)

[The End???]

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Well thank you very, very much for reading this and I hope you had as much fun reading as I did writing. Please review. There are more fictions on their way so watch out! Have a good holiday!

silvawolf