DISCLAIMER: In no way, is this song associated, made by, or credited to K.A. Applegate. She would probably shoot me if I did...
Birdie begins to play guitar.
"I'd like to dedicate this to my fanfic fans! This little number is about Joe Bob Fenestre!
Okay! Here we go!
Chorus:
Joe Bob Fenestre-
A cannibal was he!
Joe Bob Fenestre-
In Animorph History!
Joe Bob Fenestre-
Visser Three's disturbing twin!
Joe Bob Fenestre-
His diet was his sin!
Verse 1
For Fenestre, stalking other Yeerks,
really meant grocery shopping!
And since this was his only source,
it also meant no stopping!
YI!
Chorus
Verse 2
Fenestre lived in luxury,
for the two had been a team,
Rolls Royces, Jaguars, Buicks and hoes,
they lived the male American dream!
Visser Three hated Fenestre,
What about brotherly love?!
By signing contracts with security companies,
Deadly morphs was a fear Fenestre rose above!
OW!
Chorus
Verse 3
When the Animorphs met Fenestre,
It was more than Cassie could take,
Somebody later flamed his house
(Cough Cough, methinks Jake!)
WHOA!
Chorus
Verse 4
"If you leave this house,
I promise you will die."
Jakey poo had told him
And now flames were in the sky!
Fenestre stood upon his lawn,
And watched his house burn down,
Security, and safe and snug,
Were ashes on the ground.
Where did old Joe Bobby go?
Did he find a place to stay?
We cannot possibly know
K.A. never did say...
UH!
Chorus
Verse 5
Some say Joe Bob Fenestre
Said to where he was roaming.
"Screw California! I'm out of here!
I'm going to Wyoming!"
YEAH!
Chorus one last time...
OR optional
Special final chorus:
Joe Bob Fenestre-
Ate his fellow peeps
Joe Bob Fenestre-
now he got no place to sleep!
Joe Bob Fenestre-
A character who's really wack,
Joe Bob Fenestre-
There's no turning baaaaack!"
Birdie sings in deep, low voice.
"THERE'S NOOO TUUURNIIIING BAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAck!"