Declaimer: I don't own anything! Not even the clothes on my back! Okay,
maybe those...but nothing else! I don't even own a piggy bank!
Author Note: Well, since I haven't really played the Resident Evil video games much, I'd say it based more off the movie, ^_^ and what possessed me? The boogie-man! Ew, uh, naw...
~*~*~*~
Sonic Evil
~*~*~*~
Day two...The Need for Gas!
~*~*~*~
"We've been stranded here for 28 hours. We are running out of food. We have very little water. The zombies are moving in...I can feel them...I can smell them. They are close...so close...we may not make it...we have little chance of survival, we—"
"Will you knock it off, Sonic?" Shadow growled at his companion who was narrating everything.
Sonic crossed his arms, "Aw, c'mon, it's fun!"
Knuckles sighed, "How long do you suppose we'll be here?"
Tails shrugged, "Maybe 28 days?" He giggled, "Or maybe we have 7 days to live!" He then said in an eerie voice, "Seven days...." He laughed.
Rouge raised an eyebrow, "Boy, you need to lay off on those movies."
Tails turned serious, as he stood up, head barely touching the roof of the van, "Horror movies are my life! I will never, ever, ever stop watching them. I live for them; I breathe for them, I KILL FOR THEM!!" He shouted, pointing a finger at Rouge.
Shadow turned around in his seat, "Boy! You better sit down in my car!"
Tails quickly sat down, "Sorry Shadow."
Amy begins to whine, "Could we get out of this van? My legs are getting cramped!"
Shadow sighed, "Fine, I don't see any zombies around." They all got out of the van to stretch.
Tails stopped as he looked around. "They are here...I can sense them...they are waiting. They want to feed. They have the need to feed. They want us. They're searching...they're coming for us!! AH!!" He quickly runs in the van, leaving the others out there, and locked the door.
"Tails! What's your problem?!" Amy shouted, banging on the door. The small fox looked around paranoid.
"They're coming! Run!" He shouted as he hid under some blankets that were in the van.
Rouge stared at him, "Looks like someone's been watching one too many horror movies."
Knuckles nodded in agreement. "I'd say. Tails open the door."
Tails, still under the blankets, looked up at them, "How do I know that you aren't one of them?"
Shadow growled, "For crying out loud!" He dug into his...pockets...and pulled out his keys. He unlocked the door and the others got in the van.
Sonic put his seatbelt on, "No more science-fiction crap for you."
Tails pouted, "Science-fiction is not crap!"
"We need to find a way out of here." Amy said.
Shadow nodded, "We do, and this stupid car won't start! Sonic, did you put two gallons of gas in the tank like I asked?" He asked, turning to the blue hedgehog.
Sonic grinned sheepishly, "Oh, you said TWO gallons...I thought you told me to fill it up with a quarter of a gallon..."
Shadow glared at Sonic, "You only put A QUARTER OF A GALLON of gas in here?! Great! Now we're out of gas!"
"I'm sure that they have a gas station here, Shadow." Knuckles said trying to calm Shadow down.
Shadow turned to Knuckles, "Then why don't YOU go out and get some?"
Knuckles gulped, "Uh, out there?"
Shadow nodded.
"In that city?"
Shadow nodded again.
"WITH ZOMBIES?!"
Shadow nodded with a growl, "Yes, and if you're scared, take this faker with you."
Sonic crossed his arms, "I am not a faker."
"Whatever, now get out of the van!" With that, he quickly undid Sonic's seatbelt before Sonic even knew it and shoved him out the door.
Knuckles jumped out, "Well, okay...but we don't have any weapons! What if they try to kill us?!"
Shadow sighed and threw Knuckles a wrench, "Take this."
Knuckles sweat-dropped, "A wrench? What am I going to do with a wrench?!"
The dark hedgehog shrugged, "Take it or leave it."
Sonic sighed, "Fine, let's go. Shadow, keep a good eye on the women and children."
"Whatever..." Shadow replied before closing the door.
Sonic went to the trunk to get the gas container and soon the two left in search of gas.
~*~*~*~
Sonic heaved, tiredly, "We've been...searching for...HOURS..." He sighed, exhausted.
Knuckles, who was as good as ever, not even sweating, looked at Sonic, "Sonic, we've only been searching for five minutes. I mean, we can still see the van!" He turned to the van as everyone, sans Shadow, waved at him. He returned the wave.
Sonic sweat-dropped, "I knew that." He quickly brushed the sweat off. They soon were gone from the van's view.
"You sure this city has a gas station?" Sonic asked Knuckles.
Knuckles rolled his eyes, "Duh, doesn't every city?"
"Well, yeah, I guess...but we've been traveling for a long time and I still don't see one!" Sonic whined.
"Stop whining, you sound like Amy." Knuckles said, getting annoyed with our blue hedgehog friend. "And anyways, there's our gas station." He pointed to a gas station that wasn't too far from where they were.
Sonic grinned, "Yes! Now we can get some gas and get outta here!" He handed the container to Knuckles, "Fill 'er up, Scotty!"
Knuckles grumbled as he walked over to one of the pumps and pour gas into the container, "My name is not Scotty."
Sonic then started to do the Jason theme, which sounded oddly like it's supposed to, which was creeping Knuckles out.
Knuckles growled, "Do you mind Sonic?"
Sonic looked at him, "Mind what?"
"Stop with the freaky Jason theme." He demanded as he continued to pump some gas in the container.
"Okay." Sonic said as he sighed.
Ki, ki, ki, ha, ha, ha. Ki, ki, ki, ha, ha, ha.
Knuckles growled, "I told you Sonic, stop that already!"
"Uh, Knuckles, that wasn't me." Sonic nervously said.
Knuckles finished pumping the gas and stood up to turn to Sonic, "What do you mean it wasn't you?!"
Sonic shrugged, "I mean it wasn't me."
Knuckles raised an eyebrow, "But this is Raccoon City! Not Camp Crystal Lake!"
Sonic shrugged again, "Well, tell that to him." He said pointing behind Knuckles.
Knuckles quickly turned around to see..."JASON!?" He screamed, nearly dropping the gas container. "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!"
Jason was indeed there, in his Jason X form. He glared at them, his breathing hollow, his eyes deadly, his nose running...Jason looked down at his nose, "AH! Tissue!" He quickly took a tissue from his pocket and blew his nose.
Knuckles and Sonic stared wide eyed at him. "Maybe we should run?" Knuckles whispered to Sonic.
Sonic nodded, "Maybe we should..." He whispered back.
As Jason was blowing his nose, the two quickly ran off, leaving Jason in the dust. Jason sighed, "I was only going to ask for directions! Why is everyone always running from me?!" And, well, Jason ran off...crying...
After running for about two minutes, they were once again in sight of the van. "There are the others!" Sonic shouted as he rushed over to them. Amy, who was now sitting in the passenger seat next to Shadow, opened the door for Sonic.
"Sonic!" She exclaimed happily as Sonic climbed in next to her.
Knuckles decided to put the gas in the tank. After that he hopped in the car next to Rouge, "You guys won't believe who we saw!"
"Who did you see, Mr. Knuckles?" Cream finally spoke.
Before Knuckles could tell them, Sonic jumped in, "We saw JASON!"
"Jason?" Rouge asked, "Jason who?"
"Jason Voorhees!" Sonic and Knuckles both said at the same time. Knock on wood! Jinx again! ^_^
Everyone ignored the author. Sighs. They always do that...anyway...Tails shuddered, "Did you really saw Jason Voorhees? Wow, that's awesome! But why would he be in Raccoon City?"
Shadow shrugged as he started the van again, "Who knows? This story is weird and it's only been two chapters." Shuddup. Shadow rolled his eyes.
Tails glanced out his window, "Don't you think it's weird?"
"What's weird, Tails?" Amy asked, still sitting beside Sonic in the chair. Sonic was slowly pushing her away, but she stayed seated next to him.
"Don't you think it's weird that we haven't run into a zombie all day?" He finished looking around.
Rouge agreed, "Yeah, it is kind of weird. Shouldn't zombies be roaming around this city? They should be everywhere!" You asked for it.
Just as she said that, about a hundred zombies jumped from buildings, windows, sewers, doors, drawers, everywhere. Some even parachuted from the sky...weird... Everyone glared at Rouge; she nervously laughs and shrugs her shoulder.
The zombies started to attack the vehicle they were in, pushing it, climbing, kicking it, etc.
"Ew!" Amy exclaimed as a zombie licked the window. "Shadow, get us out of here!"
"Roger that!" Shadow said, quickly driving through the zombies, again hitting them here, and rolling over them there. OH MY GOSH! IS THAT A HEAD?!
"AH!" Amy and Cream screamed as a zombie head bounced on the windshield.
The head looked at them, "Eh, what's up doc?" It said. Shadow pressed a button and the windshield wipers turned on, brushing the head off. The head went flying through a window, "I only wanted to be friends!"
"This is by far the weirdest day of my life." Rouge said as she watched the zombies run after the car from the back window.
Tails sighed, "I'm hungry Sonic."
Cream nodded, "Me too."
Amy also agreed, "I'm hungry too, Sonic."
Sonic looked at them, "What am I supposed to do?"
The three smiled, "Feed us!"
Sonic nervously looked at them, "Feed y'all...what?"
"We want...you..." They said eerily.
Sonic sweat-dropped, "Wha-wha-what?!"
Amy smiled as she cuddled up to Sonic, "I'm joking! But I do want you!" She tried to kiss him, but Sonic pushed her away, "Aw...just a little kiss?"
Sonic shook his head, "No way, Ames!"
Amy pouted, "You're so mean."
Sonic nodded, "I know."
The pink hedgehog smirked as she quickly did a sneak attack, trying to kiss Sonic again. Sonic eyes widen and faster then he ever run, he was in the back seat between Rouge and Knuckles. Amy pouted again, "Darn, I almost had him there!"
Sonic sighed in relief as he placed his hands behind his head, "Hey guys." He said to Rouge and Knuckles.
"What are you doing back here, Sonic?" Knuckles asked with a raised eyebrow.
Sonic sat up straight, "To get away from Amy, why? Am I invading your privacy? Oh, you two wanted to be alone in the back seat!" He laughed.
Knuckles and Rouge blushed, Knuckles growled, "No! It's just that, uh..."
Sonic raised his hands up, "No need to explain, Knux, I'll leave you two alone. You may want some 'fun' before we all get turned into zombies."
Tails grinned as music started to play and he begins to sing, "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all!"
"Down here in Raccoon City!" Everyone sung.
Knuckles growled, "F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM BOMBS! N is for no survivors when you—"
Tails laughed, "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!"
Knuckles sighed, "You all are gay." The music abruptly stops. Everyone stayed in silence for a while as Shadow drove the van down another deserted street. They glanced at each other.
"Well, that was...interesting..." Rouge said and everyone agreed.
Suddenly, the van halts to a stop, knocking everyone all over the place. "Hey! What's the big idea, Shadow?!" Sonic shouted as he rubbed his head which he hit on the back of the seat.
Shadow only stared out his window, "I believe we have a slight problem." He said pointing in front of them.
Everyone looked at what he was pointing at and gasped.
~*~*~*~
HA! I'm evil, I mean, well, writers block is evil too. What got them scared? Only one way to find out! Stay tune for the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!! Wait, I mean, SONIC EVIL!!
Author Note: Well, since I haven't really played the Resident Evil video games much, I'd say it based more off the movie, ^_^ and what possessed me? The boogie-man! Ew, uh, naw...
~*~*~*~
Sonic Evil
~*~*~*~
Day two...The Need for Gas!
~*~*~*~
"We've been stranded here for 28 hours. We are running out of food. We have very little water. The zombies are moving in...I can feel them...I can smell them. They are close...so close...we may not make it...we have little chance of survival, we—"
"Will you knock it off, Sonic?" Shadow growled at his companion who was narrating everything.
Sonic crossed his arms, "Aw, c'mon, it's fun!"
Knuckles sighed, "How long do you suppose we'll be here?"
Tails shrugged, "Maybe 28 days?" He giggled, "Or maybe we have 7 days to live!" He then said in an eerie voice, "Seven days...." He laughed.
Rouge raised an eyebrow, "Boy, you need to lay off on those movies."
Tails turned serious, as he stood up, head barely touching the roof of the van, "Horror movies are my life! I will never, ever, ever stop watching them. I live for them; I breathe for them, I KILL FOR THEM!!" He shouted, pointing a finger at Rouge.
Shadow turned around in his seat, "Boy! You better sit down in my car!"
Tails quickly sat down, "Sorry Shadow."
Amy begins to whine, "Could we get out of this van? My legs are getting cramped!"
Shadow sighed, "Fine, I don't see any zombies around." They all got out of the van to stretch.
Tails stopped as he looked around. "They are here...I can sense them...they are waiting. They want to feed. They have the need to feed. They want us. They're searching...they're coming for us!! AH!!" He quickly runs in the van, leaving the others out there, and locked the door.
"Tails! What's your problem?!" Amy shouted, banging on the door. The small fox looked around paranoid.
"They're coming! Run!" He shouted as he hid under some blankets that were in the van.
Rouge stared at him, "Looks like someone's been watching one too many horror movies."
Knuckles nodded in agreement. "I'd say. Tails open the door."
Tails, still under the blankets, looked up at them, "How do I know that you aren't one of them?"
Shadow growled, "For crying out loud!" He dug into his...pockets...and pulled out his keys. He unlocked the door and the others got in the van.
Sonic put his seatbelt on, "No more science-fiction crap for you."
Tails pouted, "Science-fiction is not crap!"
"We need to find a way out of here." Amy said.
Shadow nodded, "We do, and this stupid car won't start! Sonic, did you put two gallons of gas in the tank like I asked?" He asked, turning to the blue hedgehog.
Sonic grinned sheepishly, "Oh, you said TWO gallons...I thought you told me to fill it up with a quarter of a gallon..."
Shadow glared at Sonic, "You only put A QUARTER OF A GALLON of gas in here?! Great! Now we're out of gas!"
"I'm sure that they have a gas station here, Shadow." Knuckles said trying to calm Shadow down.
Shadow turned to Knuckles, "Then why don't YOU go out and get some?"
Knuckles gulped, "Uh, out there?"
Shadow nodded.
"In that city?"
Shadow nodded again.
"WITH ZOMBIES?!"
Shadow nodded with a growl, "Yes, and if you're scared, take this faker with you."
Sonic crossed his arms, "I am not a faker."
"Whatever, now get out of the van!" With that, he quickly undid Sonic's seatbelt before Sonic even knew it and shoved him out the door.
Knuckles jumped out, "Well, okay...but we don't have any weapons! What if they try to kill us?!"
Shadow sighed and threw Knuckles a wrench, "Take this."
Knuckles sweat-dropped, "A wrench? What am I going to do with a wrench?!"
The dark hedgehog shrugged, "Take it or leave it."
Sonic sighed, "Fine, let's go. Shadow, keep a good eye on the women and children."
"Whatever..." Shadow replied before closing the door.
Sonic went to the trunk to get the gas container and soon the two left in search of gas.
~*~*~*~
Sonic heaved, tiredly, "We've been...searching for...HOURS..." He sighed, exhausted.
Knuckles, who was as good as ever, not even sweating, looked at Sonic, "Sonic, we've only been searching for five minutes. I mean, we can still see the van!" He turned to the van as everyone, sans Shadow, waved at him. He returned the wave.
Sonic sweat-dropped, "I knew that." He quickly brushed the sweat off. They soon were gone from the van's view.
"You sure this city has a gas station?" Sonic asked Knuckles.
Knuckles rolled his eyes, "Duh, doesn't every city?"
"Well, yeah, I guess...but we've been traveling for a long time and I still don't see one!" Sonic whined.
"Stop whining, you sound like Amy." Knuckles said, getting annoyed with our blue hedgehog friend. "And anyways, there's our gas station." He pointed to a gas station that wasn't too far from where they were.
Sonic grinned, "Yes! Now we can get some gas and get outta here!" He handed the container to Knuckles, "Fill 'er up, Scotty!"
Knuckles grumbled as he walked over to one of the pumps and pour gas into the container, "My name is not Scotty."
Sonic then started to do the Jason theme, which sounded oddly like it's supposed to, which was creeping Knuckles out.
Knuckles growled, "Do you mind Sonic?"
Sonic looked at him, "Mind what?"
"Stop with the freaky Jason theme." He demanded as he continued to pump some gas in the container.
"Okay." Sonic said as he sighed.
Ki, ki, ki, ha, ha, ha. Ki, ki, ki, ha, ha, ha.
Knuckles growled, "I told you Sonic, stop that already!"
"Uh, Knuckles, that wasn't me." Sonic nervously said.
Knuckles finished pumping the gas and stood up to turn to Sonic, "What do you mean it wasn't you?!"
Sonic shrugged, "I mean it wasn't me."
Knuckles raised an eyebrow, "But this is Raccoon City! Not Camp Crystal Lake!"
Sonic shrugged again, "Well, tell that to him." He said pointing behind Knuckles.
Knuckles quickly turned around to see..."JASON!?" He screamed, nearly dropping the gas container. "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!"
Jason was indeed there, in his Jason X form. He glared at them, his breathing hollow, his eyes deadly, his nose running...Jason looked down at his nose, "AH! Tissue!" He quickly took a tissue from his pocket and blew his nose.
Knuckles and Sonic stared wide eyed at him. "Maybe we should run?" Knuckles whispered to Sonic.
Sonic nodded, "Maybe we should..." He whispered back.
As Jason was blowing his nose, the two quickly ran off, leaving Jason in the dust. Jason sighed, "I was only going to ask for directions! Why is everyone always running from me?!" And, well, Jason ran off...crying...
After running for about two minutes, they were once again in sight of the van. "There are the others!" Sonic shouted as he rushed over to them. Amy, who was now sitting in the passenger seat next to Shadow, opened the door for Sonic.
"Sonic!" She exclaimed happily as Sonic climbed in next to her.
Knuckles decided to put the gas in the tank. After that he hopped in the car next to Rouge, "You guys won't believe who we saw!"
"Who did you see, Mr. Knuckles?" Cream finally spoke.
Before Knuckles could tell them, Sonic jumped in, "We saw JASON!"
"Jason?" Rouge asked, "Jason who?"
"Jason Voorhees!" Sonic and Knuckles both said at the same time. Knock on wood! Jinx again! ^_^
Everyone ignored the author. Sighs. They always do that...anyway...Tails shuddered, "Did you really saw Jason Voorhees? Wow, that's awesome! But why would he be in Raccoon City?"
Shadow shrugged as he started the van again, "Who knows? This story is weird and it's only been two chapters." Shuddup. Shadow rolled his eyes.
Tails glanced out his window, "Don't you think it's weird?"
"What's weird, Tails?" Amy asked, still sitting beside Sonic in the chair. Sonic was slowly pushing her away, but she stayed seated next to him.
"Don't you think it's weird that we haven't run into a zombie all day?" He finished looking around.
Rouge agreed, "Yeah, it is kind of weird. Shouldn't zombies be roaming around this city? They should be everywhere!" You asked for it.
Just as she said that, about a hundred zombies jumped from buildings, windows, sewers, doors, drawers, everywhere. Some even parachuted from the sky...weird... Everyone glared at Rouge; she nervously laughs and shrugs her shoulder.
The zombies started to attack the vehicle they were in, pushing it, climbing, kicking it, etc.
"Ew!" Amy exclaimed as a zombie licked the window. "Shadow, get us out of here!"
"Roger that!" Shadow said, quickly driving through the zombies, again hitting them here, and rolling over them there. OH MY GOSH! IS THAT A HEAD?!
"AH!" Amy and Cream screamed as a zombie head bounced on the windshield.
The head looked at them, "Eh, what's up doc?" It said. Shadow pressed a button and the windshield wipers turned on, brushing the head off. The head went flying through a window, "I only wanted to be friends!"
"This is by far the weirdest day of my life." Rouge said as she watched the zombies run after the car from the back window.
Tails sighed, "I'm hungry Sonic."
Cream nodded, "Me too."
Amy also agreed, "I'm hungry too, Sonic."
Sonic looked at them, "What am I supposed to do?"
The three smiled, "Feed us!"
Sonic nervously looked at them, "Feed y'all...what?"
"We want...you..." They said eerily.
Sonic sweat-dropped, "Wha-wha-what?!"
Amy smiled as she cuddled up to Sonic, "I'm joking! But I do want you!" She tried to kiss him, but Sonic pushed her away, "Aw...just a little kiss?"
Sonic shook his head, "No way, Ames!"
Amy pouted, "You're so mean."
Sonic nodded, "I know."
The pink hedgehog smirked as she quickly did a sneak attack, trying to kiss Sonic again. Sonic eyes widen and faster then he ever run, he was in the back seat between Rouge and Knuckles. Amy pouted again, "Darn, I almost had him there!"
Sonic sighed in relief as he placed his hands behind his head, "Hey guys." He said to Rouge and Knuckles.
"What are you doing back here, Sonic?" Knuckles asked with a raised eyebrow.
Sonic sat up straight, "To get away from Amy, why? Am I invading your privacy? Oh, you two wanted to be alone in the back seat!" He laughed.
Knuckles and Rouge blushed, Knuckles growled, "No! It's just that, uh..."
Sonic raised his hands up, "No need to explain, Knux, I'll leave you two alone. You may want some 'fun' before we all get turned into zombies."
Tails grinned as music started to play and he begins to sing, "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all!"
"Down here in Raccoon City!" Everyone sung.
Knuckles growled, "F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM BOMBS! N is for no survivors when you—"
Tails laughed, "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!"
Knuckles sighed, "You all are gay." The music abruptly stops. Everyone stayed in silence for a while as Shadow drove the van down another deserted street. They glanced at each other.
"Well, that was...interesting..." Rouge said and everyone agreed.
Suddenly, the van halts to a stop, knocking everyone all over the place. "Hey! What's the big idea, Shadow?!" Sonic shouted as he rubbed his head which he hit on the back of the seat.
Shadow only stared out his window, "I believe we have a slight problem." He said pointing in front of them.
Everyone looked at what he was pointing at and gasped.
~*~*~*~
HA! I'm evil, I mean, well, writers block is evil too. What got them scared? Only one way to find out! Stay tune for the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!! Wait, I mean, SONIC EVIL!!