Declaimer: Last I checked, I still didn't own them. I own NOTHING!!
Author Note: Okay, I had enough with all the random craziness...*shudders* We need some serious stuff here, but hey! This is STILL a humor fic! Enjoy!
Oh, I'm also glad that everyone likes my story. For a minute there, I thought it was a mistake, but I was wrong! NOW enjoy!
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Sonic Evil
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In the Heat of the Night
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Sonic yawned for the thousandth time that night as he watched his fellow companions sleep. He was growing very tired. He glanced at his watch and groaned, a half hour left before he could get some sleep. Each of the guys, minus Tails, had two hours of lookout duty. He sighed as he grabbed a box of the Instant Chilidogs and stuffed one in his mouth, hoping not to wake the others. 'Maybe I should've gotten a microwave...' He thought as he chewed it, 'But it's still good!' Suddenly, as he was eating his 'midnight snack', a long snore sounded throughout the van, giving Sonic a near heart attack. He sighed in relief when it was only Shadow. He closely looked to Shadow as he started to murmur in his sleep.
"No...Maria..." He shifted in his seat, his back to Sonic.
Sonic raised an eyebrow, "Wonder what he's dreaming about..." Just as he said that, a bright green light appeared. Sonic stared at it, "What the?" Floating in front of him was a crystal ball. He sweat-drop. "What is this? A Haunted Mansion Parody now?" The crystal ball only floated in the air above Shadow. There was no woman's face as in the movie starring Eddie Murphy. The orb then shifted, forming a picture. In it now was an all too familiar hedgehog, but way younger (about five! He's so cute!). "Shadow?" Shadow, the real one, shifted again in his sleep. "This must be his dream! Neat!" After realizing his outburst, he quickly covered his mouth, hoping that others wouldn't wake. They didn't as he sighed in relief once more.
Dream Shadow looked around his surroundings. From what Sonic could tell, he was back aboard the ARK. He (Dream Shadow) looked around as if searching for something, "Maria?" He asked, looking under a cardboard box. She obviously wasn't under there. Underwear? Hehehe...Uh, Dream Shadow sighed, "Maria? Where are you? I don't wanna play hide-and-go-seek anymore!" The younger Shadow continued on his search when suddenly he heard a rustling. His ears perked up as he grinned and rushed over to the spot. Expecting Maria being behind a bunch of boxes, he leapt through. But he was wrong, it wasn't Maria...Dream Shadow stared on, wide eye. "Who are you?!"
Sonic gasped as he watched this. Standing in front of the Dream Shadow was...an Elvis Presley zombie. Dream Shadow screamed and ran away from the Elvis Presley zombie (try saying THAT three times fast!) The zombie pulled out a guitar and ran his ugly gray hands through the strings. "Thank you, thank you very much." He took a bow.
The picture finally faded and Sonic shuddered, "Poor Shadow...this trip must be getting to him..." The floating orb then hovered above Amy, Sonic was almost afraid to witness her dream. The orb shifted once again forming a new picture. In it this time was Amy, relaxing on a beach chair wearing a cute pink two piece bikini. It looked innocent enough. Sonic sighed in relief. The Dream Amy then snapped her fingers, after a few seconds something, or well, someone walked into view. Sonic jaw dropped.
In Amy's dream was none other then Sonic. That shouldn't be a surprise, but what this Sonic was wearing was. There, in the dream, Sonic was wearing a large spiked dog collar. But not only that, his arms were also chained and so were his legs. He practically crawled to the Dream Amy's side.
The Dream Sonic bowed, "Yes, Mistress Amy?"
Dream Amy giggled, "Oh, Sonic! I love you so much! Now, put lotion on my back!" She handed him the lotion and turned over so her back was exposed.
Dream Sonic took the lotion and gently started to rub her back, "Yes Mistress, my only purpose in life is to serve you, forever and ever I shall." He stated like a robot, rubbing Dream Amy's back.
Dream Amy sighed dreamily as the dream continued. "Oh, Sonic..." She said and quickly turned over, not letting Dream Sonic finish with the rub, "I want you now!"
Dream Sonic didn't say anything, then, "I am yours Mistress." They both kissed passionately.
Outside the dream orb, Sonic stared wide eyed then glanced at the sleeping Amy, who was now smiling wildly. "Turn that off, now!" He hissed at the orb. It quickly went blank. Sonic sighed, "Let's hope that I never have to see that one again."
Next the 'dream orb', as Sonic started calling it, hovered over to Cream. Sonic smiled, her dream can't be that bad. Cream's the sweetest girl he knows, but then again, Amy was 'supposedly' sweet too...
The orb lit up showing a picture of Cream in a field. She was happily picking flowers, humming a tune. Two minutes later she was still hopping around the fields picking flowers.
Sonic stared, "That's...it?" He continued to watch and nothing, absolutely nothing, changed. Dream Cream (~~lol) bent down to pick up a pretty orange flower. She giggled.
"I shall name you Tails!" She put the flower in the large assortment of flowers she was carrying.
Sonic sweat-dropped as the orb went blank, also sweat-dropping. "That was...interesting..." Sonic said as the small orb went to Tails. Sonic was starting to realize that his friends have the weirdest dreams... (Obviously he never saw any of MY dreams! Freakish...uh, carry on.) The orb quickly turned on showing a dark picture. He could hear thunder in the background as Tails appeared sitting on an overly large recliner by a fire place. Sonic raised an eyebrow, "What is he dreaming...?"
Dream Tails started to speak in a low voice, "Once upon a midnight dreary...while I pondered, weak and weary...over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore..." A knock was heard on the door, "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping...as of someone gently rapping...rapping at my chamber door...'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my chamber door...only this, and nothing more..."
Sonics raised an eyebrow, "Why on earth would Tails be dreaming about...Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'?" He continued to watch as Tails went on.
"Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow. From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore. For the rare and radiant maiden whim the angels name Lenore, nameless here forevermore." The Dream Tails sighed, "Edgar Allen Poe is my favorite! I like him better then Sonic the Hedgehog!" He grinned.
Sonic jaw dropped, "He likes a dead dude better then ME?! His best bud?! I'm gonna have to talk to him when he wakes up..." The orb then went blanked and moved over to Knuckles. Sonic grinned, "I can't wait for this one! Oh yeah, I'm gonna blackmail him for sure...hehe..."
For the fifth time that night...or is it morning? Whichever, the orb turned on to show Sonic what the red echidna dream of...In the orb, Knuckles could be seen...guarding the Master Emerald.
Dream Knuckles sighed happily as he rubbed the Master Emerald, "My emerald...I love you do much...please, don't ever leave me again...you mean so much to me...I would forever be lost without your glow." Dream Knuckles kissed the emerald when suddenly Tikal appeared.
"Hi Knuckles!!" She said happily.
Dream Knuckles fell on his butt, "AH!! A...a...GHOST!!!"
Tikal smiled, "I am a ghost! Yes! Did you figure that one out all by yourself?"
"Yep!" Dream Knuckles grinned then frowned, "But...but....what...what are you...doing here?"
"I came to warned you..." She said, looking away and she seemed to be looking directly at Sonic. Sonic sweat-dropped.
"Warn me of what dead woman?" Dream Knuckles asked, taking a seat next to his emerald.
Tikal turned back to him, "That...Sonic is spying on your dreams..."
Dream Knuckles sweat-dropped, "What?! Well, I'm glad I'm not having one of THOSE dreams...Hehehe..." Dream Knuckles chuckles, "I only have those dreams on Tuesdays."
Sonic grinned as the orb went out, "Hey orb, next time ya visit, make sure it's on a Tuesday." The orb sweat-dropped before moving on to Rouge. Sonic grinned grew, "This one has got to be good!" The orb turned on and instantly groaning and moaning could be heard in a very dark room. Sonic eyes widen as well as his grin. "Now this is what I'm taking about! Hey, where's the light in that thing?" As soon as he said that, the light in her dream flickered on. Sonic waited patiently as the picture found Rouge...groaning as she did pushups. Sonic fell over anime style.
Dream Rouge panted, "One thousand, one hundred and ninety two...One thousand...*groan*....one hundred...*pants* and ninety three...Hey, even in my dreams I need to work out!" She grinned as she continued her count.
"Pushups?! She was doing PUSHUPS?!" Sonic yelled, greatly disappointed, "Is it THAT obvious?!" Yes it is...you better be quiet before you wake the others. Sonic eyes widen as he quickly covered his mouth, "Oops..." No one woke. They must be having some nice dreams.
Sonic fell down anime style again.
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Well, chapter 4. Yay. I don't think this one was funny enough. :-(
Author Note: Okay, I had enough with all the random craziness...*shudders* We need some serious stuff here, but hey! This is STILL a humor fic! Enjoy!
Oh, I'm also glad that everyone likes my story. For a minute there, I thought it was a mistake, but I was wrong! NOW enjoy!
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Sonic Evil
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In the Heat of the Night
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Sonic yawned for the thousandth time that night as he watched his fellow companions sleep. He was growing very tired. He glanced at his watch and groaned, a half hour left before he could get some sleep. Each of the guys, minus Tails, had two hours of lookout duty. He sighed as he grabbed a box of the Instant Chilidogs and stuffed one in his mouth, hoping not to wake the others. 'Maybe I should've gotten a microwave...' He thought as he chewed it, 'But it's still good!' Suddenly, as he was eating his 'midnight snack', a long snore sounded throughout the van, giving Sonic a near heart attack. He sighed in relief when it was only Shadow. He closely looked to Shadow as he started to murmur in his sleep.
"No...Maria..." He shifted in his seat, his back to Sonic.
Sonic raised an eyebrow, "Wonder what he's dreaming about..." Just as he said that, a bright green light appeared. Sonic stared at it, "What the?" Floating in front of him was a crystal ball. He sweat-drop. "What is this? A Haunted Mansion Parody now?" The crystal ball only floated in the air above Shadow. There was no woman's face as in the movie starring Eddie Murphy. The orb then shifted, forming a picture. In it now was an all too familiar hedgehog, but way younger (about five! He's so cute!). "Shadow?" Shadow, the real one, shifted again in his sleep. "This must be his dream! Neat!" After realizing his outburst, he quickly covered his mouth, hoping that others wouldn't wake. They didn't as he sighed in relief once more.
Dream Shadow looked around his surroundings. From what Sonic could tell, he was back aboard the ARK. He (Dream Shadow) looked around as if searching for something, "Maria?" He asked, looking under a cardboard box. She obviously wasn't under there. Underwear? Hehehe...Uh, Dream Shadow sighed, "Maria? Where are you? I don't wanna play hide-and-go-seek anymore!" The younger Shadow continued on his search when suddenly he heard a rustling. His ears perked up as he grinned and rushed over to the spot. Expecting Maria being behind a bunch of boxes, he leapt through. But he was wrong, it wasn't Maria...Dream Shadow stared on, wide eye. "Who are you?!"
Sonic gasped as he watched this. Standing in front of the Dream Shadow was...an Elvis Presley zombie. Dream Shadow screamed and ran away from the Elvis Presley zombie (try saying THAT three times fast!) The zombie pulled out a guitar and ran his ugly gray hands through the strings. "Thank you, thank you very much." He took a bow.
The picture finally faded and Sonic shuddered, "Poor Shadow...this trip must be getting to him..." The floating orb then hovered above Amy, Sonic was almost afraid to witness her dream. The orb shifted once again forming a new picture. In it this time was Amy, relaxing on a beach chair wearing a cute pink two piece bikini. It looked innocent enough. Sonic sighed in relief. The Dream Amy then snapped her fingers, after a few seconds something, or well, someone walked into view. Sonic jaw dropped.
In Amy's dream was none other then Sonic. That shouldn't be a surprise, but what this Sonic was wearing was. There, in the dream, Sonic was wearing a large spiked dog collar. But not only that, his arms were also chained and so were his legs. He practically crawled to the Dream Amy's side.
The Dream Sonic bowed, "Yes, Mistress Amy?"
Dream Amy giggled, "Oh, Sonic! I love you so much! Now, put lotion on my back!" She handed him the lotion and turned over so her back was exposed.
Dream Sonic took the lotion and gently started to rub her back, "Yes Mistress, my only purpose in life is to serve you, forever and ever I shall." He stated like a robot, rubbing Dream Amy's back.
Dream Amy sighed dreamily as the dream continued. "Oh, Sonic..." She said and quickly turned over, not letting Dream Sonic finish with the rub, "I want you now!"
Dream Sonic didn't say anything, then, "I am yours Mistress." They both kissed passionately.
Outside the dream orb, Sonic stared wide eyed then glanced at the sleeping Amy, who was now smiling wildly. "Turn that off, now!" He hissed at the orb. It quickly went blank. Sonic sighed, "Let's hope that I never have to see that one again."
Next the 'dream orb', as Sonic started calling it, hovered over to Cream. Sonic smiled, her dream can't be that bad. Cream's the sweetest girl he knows, but then again, Amy was 'supposedly' sweet too...
The orb lit up showing a picture of Cream in a field. She was happily picking flowers, humming a tune. Two minutes later she was still hopping around the fields picking flowers.
Sonic stared, "That's...it?" He continued to watch and nothing, absolutely nothing, changed. Dream Cream (~~lol) bent down to pick up a pretty orange flower. She giggled.
"I shall name you Tails!" She put the flower in the large assortment of flowers she was carrying.
Sonic sweat-dropped as the orb went blank, also sweat-dropping. "That was...interesting..." Sonic said as the small orb went to Tails. Sonic was starting to realize that his friends have the weirdest dreams... (Obviously he never saw any of MY dreams! Freakish...uh, carry on.) The orb quickly turned on showing a dark picture. He could hear thunder in the background as Tails appeared sitting on an overly large recliner by a fire place. Sonic raised an eyebrow, "What is he dreaming...?"
Dream Tails started to speak in a low voice, "Once upon a midnight dreary...while I pondered, weak and weary...over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore..." A knock was heard on the door, "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping...as of someone gently rapping...rapping at my chamber door...'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my chamber door...only this, and nothing more..."
Sonics raised an eyebrow, "Why on earth would Tails be dreaming about...Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'?" He continued to watch as Tails went on.
"Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow. From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore. For the rare and radiant maiden whim the angels name Lenore, nameless here forevermore." The Dream Tails sighed, "Edgar Allen Poe is my favorite! I like him better then Sonic the Hedgehog!" He grinned.
Sonic jaw dropped, "He likes a dead dude better then ME?! His best bud?! I'm gonna have to talk to him when he wakes up..." The orb then went blanked and moved over to Knuckles. Sonic grinned, "I can't wait for this one! Oh yeah, I'm gonna blackmail him for sure...hehe..."
For the fifth time that night...or is it morning? Whichever, the orb turned on to show Sonic what the red echidna dream of...In the orb, Knuckles could be seen...guarding the Master Emerald.
Dream Knuckles sighed happily as he rubbed the Master Emerald, "My emerald...I love you do much...please, don't ever leave me again...you mean so much to me...I would forever be lost without your glow." Dream Knuckles kissed the emerald when suddenly Tikal appeared.
"Hi Knuckles!!" She said happily.
Dream Knuckles fell on his butt, "AH!! A...a...GHOST!!!"
Tikal smiled, "I am a ghost! Yes! Did you figure that one out all by yourself?"
"Yep!" Dream Knuckles grinned then frowned, "But...but....what...what are you...doing here?"
"I came to warned you..." She said, looking away and she seemed to be looking directly at Sonic. Sonic sweat-dropped.
"Warn me of what dead woman?" Dream Knuckles asked, taking a seat next to his emerald.
Tikal turned back to him, "That...Sonic is spying on your dreams..."
Dream Knuckles sweat-dropped, "What?! Well, I'm glad I'm not having one of THOSE dreams...Hehehe..." Dream Knuckles chuckles, "I only have those dreams on Tuesdays."
Sonic grinned as the orb went out, "Hey orb, next time ya visit, make sure it's on a Tuesday." The orb sweat-dropped before moving on to Rouge. Sonic grinned grew, "This one has got to be good!" The orb turned on and instantly groaning and moaning could be heard in a very dark room. Sonic eyes widen as well as his grin. "Now this is what I'm taking about! Hey, where's the light in that thing?" As soon as he said that, the light in her dream flickered on. Sonic waited patiently as the picture found Rouge...groaning as she did pushups. Sonic fell over anime style.
Dream Rouge panted, "One thousand, one hundred and ninety two...One thousand...*groan*....one hundred...*pants* and ninety three...Hey, even in my dreams I need to work out!" She grinned as she continued her count.
"Pushups?! She was doing PUSHUPS?!" Sonic yelled, greatly disappointed, "Is it THAT obvious?!" Yes it is...you better be quiet before you wake the others. Sonic eyes widen as he quickly covered his mouth, "Oops..." No one woke. They must be having some nice dreams.
Sonic fell down anime style again.
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Well, chapter 4. Yay. I don't think this one was funny enough. :-(