Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I sure as hell don't own YYH

So don't sue my ass off

Me: You like

"*"=speech

'*'=thought

(*)=hiei's telepath thingy [*]= author's note

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~* Kurama' s POV

"Hey come on down. We're gonna be late!" I yelled up the stairs.

"Fine fine I'm here" Koneko slid down the rail of the stairs as she said this. Today she was dressed in a tight shirt that said ' I'm out of bed what more do you want!?'. Some low, tight, hip-hugger jeans with a black dragon [like hiei's] down one leg and a phoenix down the other. 'How very fitting, fits her curve very well' I thought.

"How are we going to get there?" She asked in a strict tone.

"Shirori is going to drive us" I said.

"Fine"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Koneko's POV

Beep Beep Beep Beep

*smash*

"Today Yuuske Urameshi you meet your end"

'Hmmmm what should I wear today' I wondered as I raided my closet.

"AH! perfect" I said as a call cane up the stairs

"Hurry up we're gonna be late!"

'hmm I think this one will work better' I thought as I got dressed with my demon speed and slid down the banister to Suuichi.

"Fine fine I'm here" As I said this I saw him checking me out. 'ok way to weird change of subject needed'

"How are we going to get there?"

"Shirori's going to drive us"

"Fine"

~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~Skip to mall

"ok have fun kids" Shirori called from the car.

"ok mom we'll be fine" Suuichi said.

"yeah we'll walk home so don't worry ok?'" Koneko said. Suuichi looked at her kind weird after Shirori left.

"we'll walk home?" 'what is she thinking?' Suuichi wondered as they went to find yuuske and the others.

*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~* wit Yuuske & others Koneko POV

'Finally there he is' Koneko thought as she prepared for the kill. ' ok there were four, an orange head a kid who looked like he had a whole bottle of gel on, and a really hot kid with spiky hair.

"Hey Kurama!!" said the orange head.

'Kurama, why does that ring a bell' I thought but I was jostled out of my thoughts by a voice next to me.

"Kurama's just a nick name" Kurama said while giving her a sly smile.

'oh that's were I heard it he's Yoko Kurama! Kuso that's a development'

"Ok that is Kuwabara, "he pointed to the orange head, "that's Yuuske, and that's Hiei." Kurama said.

[norm POV]

'hmm three of all this group are powerful, great I ' she thought but stopped at a small tickle feeling in the back of her mind. She mentally cussed and did as she was trained, she took hold of the connection and sent a blast of spirit energy along it then put up a very powerful barrier.

Hiei jumped and moved his hand quickie to his jagan eye. 'what the fuck was that! You mean she actually has spirit energy'

(Kurama she's a youkai!)

(yes Hiei she just happens to be)

(what kind!!)

(how should I know you look)

(I tried but she has too much of a barrier up) Kurama felt the link close.

An idea formed in Koneko's head. "perfect" she muttered. 'This prank will make the gods of pranks sing'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Plan make gods of pranks sing is now in action)

"Hey ya'll can we go to a music store I want to see what they have" I said putting my plan into action.

"so where you from?" Yuuske asked with slight curiosity. As we walked to the Music store.

"I'm from the USA" I answered.

"So have you gotten far with Kurama?" Yuuske said giving her a slight nudge in the process.

'oooh perfect' "well actually we've ummm...." I trailed of purposely when I saw Kurama stiffen. With a mental smirk I started my torture.

"OOhh so you and Kurama are goin out huh?" Kuwabara said.

"By her answer I think they gotten much farther" Yuuske said wit a slight roll of his hips and a sensual smile. I blushed I hadn't meant for him to get that message.

'Kuso' I thought as we entered the music store. 'Oh well payback time' and I set off immediately to get the music I wanted.

I yelled for them to come over when I had found it and put it in the testers, moved it to the right track and got it in the right place.

"Hey Yuuske, come here for a sec I want you to listen to something, I think you will like it, and I think it applies to you"

"ok" he said as he stepped over and put on the headphones. As he did this Hiei hacked his mind for a listen. Both were kind of liking it until.... "That was fucked up even for you, you irritating bitch" Yuuske said.

Kurama looked at Kuwabara, who looked at Kurama, who in turn looked back at Yusuke. I called Kurama and Kuwabara over to where I was, which they did, reluctantly I might add. I gave them each a headset and played the song, from the start they both blushed and twitched uncomfortably at the unequivocal music. They both stepped away from the music player slowly, both somewhat pale. I collapsed from my laughter, it would seem they have never heard such music before.

[Just so you know the song went like this: 'Don't want no short dick man, no want, No want, no want, no want no short dick man, What in the world is that fucking thing? Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away? That has got to be, the smallest dick I have ever seen, in my whole life, Get the fuck out of here, *Exaggerated laughing fallows* ']

"Alright I promise I won't do something like that again Ok?" I said with a mastered puppy dog face. My inner self was smirking like hell with a very evil smile mind you. 'I'll do something worse'

'Here all of ya'll listen to this one" I said as I popped in another CD. Once again Hiei snuck a listen.

This is what they all heard: 'All yo ladies pop yo pussy like this, Shake your body don't stop don't quite, Just do it, do it. do it, do it, do it now, Lick it good; lick this pussy just like you should, Right now, lick it good; lick this pussy just like you should, My neck, my back, lick my pussy just like that'

"Hey you promised you wouldn't do that again" Kuwabara said.

"OK I'm sorry really what can I do to make it up to ya'll" I said.

All the boys looked at each other and got in a huddle except Hiei. [just so you know he liked the song'

They came out of the huddle and said one word "Ice cream"

'Perfect another part of my plan is now in session'

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*

Good huhuhuhhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuh??????

Sorry still on sugar high but it's 4 am in the morning an I'm still wired 'Damn'

*goes make coffee* *drinks whole pot* *reads can* DECAF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what I like being wired

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *goes and jumps out of plane* weeeeeeee

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