Declaimer: I don't own them.
Author Note: I have this feeling that not much people are interested in Sonic anymore...anyhow, enjoy.
Sonic Evil -- SWT
Kung-Fu Fighting!
Finally, they finally got that cursed, possessed, EVIL wheel to stop...it only took the sacrifice of one of Sonic's beloved Instant Chilidog. Sonic was sad to see it go as Amy threw it out the wheel to hit precisely on it's intended target, pushing the speed level down to off. Once it stopped, the two were suspended in the air, looking over the carnival grounds.
Down below they could easily see ant-like creatures running around being chased by dead ant-like creatures. Amy turned to Sonic as he finally got the icky green stuff off of him by a towel he gotten from a plot-hole. How convenient they are! "Sonic? How are we going to get down?" She asks him.
Sonic growled, still upset that she spat up on his brand NEW shoes! The nerve of that hedgehog! Those were his favorite, most expensive, shoes that he had and she, that...that...hedgehog demon from...from HFIL (If you watch Dragonball Z, you should know what that means! "Hell for Infinite Losers"(or something along those lines)). But Sonic, being the hedgehog that doesn't hold any grudges whatsoever, turned to her. "You mean, how are YOU gonna get down! I'm outta here!" He was ready to jump when the author reminded him that he doesn't hold ANY grudges. Sonic sighed and turned back to the pink hedgehog. "Fine, jump on..." 'Stupid author.' The author is going to pretend that he didn't say that as Amy jumped on his back, clinging herself tightly to him.
Amy tightly closed her eyes as Sonic, being the super-hedgehog that he is, easily carried the smaller hedgehog on his back as he hopped from the steel poles of the giant wheel. Reaching one of the longer and narrow ones, he grinned as he started to grind down like he was on some sort of surfboard. He quickly jumped from one pole to another, grinding down that one as well. Soon he reached the button and grinned in triumphant. "Piece of cake!"
Amy hopped from his back and looked around, "Where are the others?"
Sonic shrugged, "How am I suppose to know?"
Amy sighed, "Oh you..." She paused as she spotted two familiar figures making their way towards them, "Shadow! Cream!"
Shadow skirted to a halt in front of the two hedgehogs, panting slightly as he released Cream's hand. "This...has got to be...the weirdest...frickin' day of my...LIFE!" He glared daggers at Sonic who slightly winced as one of the daggers hit him. (No, not literally, silly!)
Amy giggled, "Oh Shadow, you're being silly. This isn't the weirdest! Anyway, where's the others?"
Shadow finally recomposed himself and shrugged, "I don't really care. I just want to get the hell out of here as soon as humanly—or well, hedgehogly—possible."
Amy frowned, "But we can't leave the others, and plus, you're car is total."
Shadow gave Amy an incredulous look, "What do you mean, 'my car is TOTAL'?!"
"She's right, Mr. Shadow. Look." Cream said as she pointed to his van which was three blocks away. Shadow almost had a heart attack. He instantly paled (uh, can a BLACK hedgehog PALE? Uh, movin' on...), his breath thicken, his eyes widen it's size and he started to twitch. Sonic could have sworn that he was having a seizure.
The blue hedgehog cautiously took a step closer to his friend, "Uh, Shadow?"
Shadow started to turn red as his anger and rage boiled inside of him. The warning signs flared.
WARNING!
WARNING!
ANGER PRESSURE INCREASING!
TAKE COVER!
The three surrounding the soon-to-explode hedgehog took a few steps back as Shadow turned an unhealthy color of red, then purple, then, wow, sliver (or whatever his hyper color is).
Sonic gasped, "He turned Hyper without the Chaos Emeralds!"
Amy coward behind Sonic, "How's that...possible?"
Sonic shrugged as he stared at his raging friend, "I don't know..."
Just then, seemingly out of nowhere, Tails, Rouge, and Knuckles appeared, coming towards the group. They fail to notice the scary looking hedgehog as their attention were set on Sonic, Amy, and Cream.
Tails shook his head, "Zombies are so scary."
Knuckles noticed the frighten look upon his friends' faces, "What's wrong?"
Cream shakily pointed to Shadow. Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge followed her finger to see Shadow and gasped in surprise.
Rouge blinked, "Is he...?"
Sonic nodded.
Knuckles slightly turned to Sonic, "What's got him so pissed?"
This time Sonic pointed to his van and once again the three followed the finger and dramatically gasped.
"GASP!" They dramatically gasped.
Shadow was ignoring them all as he stared in anger and rage (Ah, words of the day; anger and rage...). His eyes were narrowed on the van. His beautiful, wonderful, lovely, baby...his Maria...his MARIA! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO HIS BABY?! THEY SHALL PERISH!
The six behind him stared at what was on his precious...insert Golem speech his preciiioooouuusss....one the van was one word...one dreadful word...the one word that filled our black hedgehog with anger and rage...that one word...oh, how they shall pay...for that one word...
That one word...
LOZERZ.
In red paint—not blood—paint.
Knuckles raised an eyebrow, "Well, I guess they get away with spelling errors since they are zombies..."
All the pint up anger and rage inside Shadow finally burst through creating some sort of shockwave, knocking away everything in its path, "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Rouge blocked her face by putting an arm over it as she ground her teeth and kept her feet planted in place, "Looks like someone's been watching too much Dragonball Z..."
The others quickly agreed as they watch the dynamite explode. Suddenly, the storm calmed as Shadow took deep breaths.
Just as it seem that everything could be consider okay, that was when the hurricane started up. Thousands of zombies decided that it was time to make an appearance as they jumped out of various objects.
Shadow glared at them all as he stood in front of the others, not protecting them, of course, he just so happen to be in the lead as the others stood behind him. Seven zombies in ninja customs jumped up front of the rest and did a lot of weird fighting techniques such as back-flips, side-flips, cartwheels, swinging around nunchakus, some even had shurikens (throwing stars).
Suddenly, that cute little gecko from those GEIGO car insurance commercials appears with a microphone as music starts to suddenly play. "Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!"
Everyone stared in confusion at the little green thing before going into fighting stances.
Gecko begins his song: Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little but frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
As the cute wittle thingy sung, the fight commence against living flesh and nasty decayed boney thingies with skin hanging off their bones. The zombies charged full force at our heroes, giving them no choice but to spread out and take on at least two dozen at a time.
Shadow smirked evilly as he spun kick a zombie in the head, causing that zombie to ram into another zombie and that one to ram into yet another one. The three zombies crashed landed into a candy store, sanding candy everywhere. Shadow continued to smirk as he stayed in hyper form (or super, whichever) and beat the living—er—the not so living crap out of those zombies booties!
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, kicking from the hip!
Sonic was having fun with his patch of zombies. He had these buzzers, can't nobody beat our slick hedgehog! Or so he thought until one zombies decided to go so low and kick him RIGHT here it hurt. Ooooh, he was down for the count! 1...2...3...wait, what's this?
Amy came to the rescue to save our precious Sonic from doom as she swung her over-size hammer around. Her Piko-Piko Hammer collided head on with the zombie...or shall I say head off? Hehehe...okay, 'nuff with the corny side jokes...
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little but frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
Now to see how our favorite echidna is doing. Knuckles landed a swift kick to a zombie's knee, causing it to buckle and he fell, but not before Knuckles gave him the elbow right between the shoulder blades. Somehow, the spinal cord got detach and the next thing he knew, the zombie was headless. Knuckles stared in degust, but it was soon forgotten as more zombies advance on the red being, ready to tear him limb from limb. But no worries kiddies, he had them. He grinned and started a series of punches, kicks, uppercuts, lower-cuts, spin-kicks, sky uppercut, drill dive, dreadlock swing and more...
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
Rouge was having the time of her life as she jump on her hands and sent a back kick to one zombie causing it to roll into five others like some bowling pins. Strike! The zombies go flying and land in trees and other random stuff. Rouge dust her hands off and smirked in victory, but it was short live as a zombie did one of the dirtiest, most pervert trick in the book. Giving a LADY a wedge! Rouge eyes turned a freakish red as she haul around and sent said zombie to hell with her fist. "THE NERVE OF THAT ZOMBIE!" She said in a huff and walks off, other zombies were now terrified of her.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
To our two little kiddies, Tails and Cream. Cream was hovering above Tails watching as he fought with fearful eyes. Tails was pretty good, actually, as he sent his twin tails towards the face of a zombie, causing it to fly back into an abandon car (well, duh! Of course the car's abandon!). Tails smiled happily as he got rid of that one zombie. Cream gasped a little bit too dramatically as she saw one of those zombies approaching from behind Tails.
"Tails! Watch out!" She yelled out to him.
Tails, apparently, didn't hear her, so she muster up some courage and swoop down below to give that zombie a good whooping. Before the zombie could lay a lanky figure on the fox, Cream delivered it a nice blow to the head with her foot, sending the head flying clear off it's shoulders.
Tails turned around in surprise to see the headless zombie slamming to the ground and Cream hovering above it with a slight smile.
The gecko, which miraculously haven't been touch during the entire fight, ended his song with, "...Make sure you have expert timing. Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning..." And as soon as the song ended, so did the battle because I got lazy. Zombies were everywhere, sprawled out all over the street, trees, houses, cars, etc, etc, etc. The gang cheered in victory.
"YAY!" They cheered in victory.
Gecko did a back-flip and landed in a plot-hole, waving to them all. The gang wave back as the singing car insurance mascot disappear.
Knuckles placed his right hand over his left shoulder and rotated it to get the feeling back into it, "That was something."
Sonic grinned, "That was better than fighting Eggman's robots!"
Shadow ignored them all as he feel to his knees, tears welling up in his eyes. His van...his van was...gone...forever...
Amy felt sympathy for her friend and pat his back, "It's okay, Shadow." She said soothingly.
Shadow shrugged her off, "How...how can you say that?" He turned his eyes to her, "She's gone...forever...again..."
Sonic rolled his eyes, "Geez, Shadow, it was only car."
Shadow stood up quicker then the speed of sound and found himself glaring into Sonic's eyes, "It was not just only a car! SHE was my Maria! MY MARIA! And now...now she's gone! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE ZOMBIES!!!"
The rest stared at their friend sadly as he slowly, but surely, went crazy.
What's gonna happen to our heroes? Will Shadow ever get over his car? Will the gang after get out of Raccoon City alive? Will I ever get a life? Find out on the next exciting episode of deep creepy voice SONIC EVIL! Lightning flash, thunder clash, people screamed, Insane laughter
insert lame "Tales from the Crypt" theme
BTW, I don't own the song "Kung-Fu Fighting", Gecko, OR Tales from the Crypt! Bye!
Author Note: I have this feeling that not much people are interested in Sonic anymore...anyhow, enjoy.
Sonic Evil -- SWT
Kung-Fu Fighting!
Finally, they finally got that cursed, possessed, EVIL wheel to stop...it only took the sacrifice of one of Sonic's beloved Instant Chilidog. Sonic was sad to see it go as Amy threw it out the wheel to hit precisely on it's intended target, pushing the speed level down to off. Once it stopped, the two were suspended in the air, looking over the carnival grounds.
Down below they could easily see ant-like creatures running around being chased by dead ant-like creatures. Amy turned to Sonic as he finally got the icky green stuff off of him by a towel he gotten from a plot-hole. How convenient they are! "Sonic? How are we going to get down?" She asks him.
Sonic growled, still upset that she spat up on his brand NEW shoes! The nerve of that hedgehog! Those were his favorite, most expensive, shoes that he had and she, that...that...hedgehog demon from...from HFIL (If you watch Dragonball Z, you should know what that means! "Hell for Infinite Losers"(or something along those lines)). But Sonic, being the hedgehog that doesn't hold any grudges whatsoever, turned to her. "You mean, how are YOU gonna get down! I'm outta here!" He was ready to jump when the author reminded him that he doesn't hold ANY grudges. Sonic sighed and turned back to the pink hedgehog. "Fine, jump on..." 'Stupid author.' The author is going to pretend that he didn't say that as Amy jumped on his back, clinging herself tightly to him.
Amy tightly closed her eyes as Sonic, being the super-hedgehog that he is, easily carried the smaller hedgehog on his back as he hopped from the steel poles of the giant wheel. Reaching one of the longer and narrow ones, he grinned as he started to grind down like he was on some sort of surfboard. He quickly jumped from one pole to another, grinding down that one as well. Soon he reached the button and grinned in triumphant. "Piece of cake!"
Amy hopped from his back and looked around, "Where are the others?"
Sonic shrugged, "How am I suppose to know?"
Amy sighed, "Oh you..." She paused as she spotted two familiar figures making their way towards them, "Shadow! Cream!"
Shadow skirted to a halt in front of the two hedgehogs, panting slightly as he released Cream's hand. "This...has got to be...the weirdest...frickin' day of my...LIFE!" He glared daggers at Sonic who slightly winced as one of the daggers hit him. (No, not literally, silly!)
Amy giggled, "Oh Shadow, you're being silly. This isn't the weirdest! Anyway, where's the others?"
Shadow finally recomposed himself and shrugged, "I don't really care. I just want to get the hell out of here as soon as humanly—or well, hedgehogly—possible."
Amy frowned, "But we can't leave the others, and plus, you're car is total."
Shadow gave Amy an incredulous look, "What do you mean, 'my car is TOTAL'?!"
"She's right, Mr. Shadow. Look." Cream said as she pointed to his van which was three blocks away. Shadow almost had a heart attack. He instantly paled (uh, can a BLACK hedgehog PALE? Uh, movin' on...), his breath thicken, his eyes widen it's size and he started to twitch. Sonic could have sworn that he was having a seizure.
The blue hedgehog cautiously took a step closer to his friend, "Uh, Shadow?"
Shadow started to turn red as his anger and rage boiled inside of him. The warning signs flared.
WARNING!
WARNING!
ANGER PRESSURE INCREASING!
TAKE COVER!
The three surrounding the soon-to-explode hedgehog took a few steps back as Shadow turned an unhealthy color of red, then purple, then, wow, sliver (or whatever his hyper color is).
Sonic gasped, "He turned Hyper without the Chaos Emeralds!"
Amy coward behind Sonic, "How's that...possible?"
Sonic shrugged as he stared at his raging friend, "I don't know..."
Just then, seemingly out of nowhere, Tails, Rouge, and Knuckles appeared, coming towards the group. They fail to notice the scary looking hedgehog as their attention were set on Sonic, Amy, and Cream.
Tails shook his head, "Zombies are so scary."
Knuckles noticed the frighten look upon his friends' faces, "What's wrong?"
Cream shakily pointed to Shadow. Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge followed her finger to see Shadow and gasped in surprise.
Rouge blinked, "Is he...?"
Sonic nodded.
Knuckles slightly turned to Sonic, "What's got him so pissed?"
This time Sonic pointed to his van and once again the three followed the finger and dramatically gasped.
"GASP!" They dramatically gasped.
Shadow was ignoring them all as he stared in anger and rage (Ah, words of the day; anger and rage...). His eyes were narrowed on the van. His beautiful, wonderful, lovely, baby...his Maria...his MARIA! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO HIS BABY?! THEY SHALL PERISH!
The six behind him stared at what was on his precious...insert Golem speech his preciiioooouuusss....one the van was one word...one dreadful word...the one word that filled our black hedgehog with anger and rage...that one word...oh, how they shall pay...for that one word...
That one word...
LOZERZ.
In red paint—not blood—paint.
Knuckles raised an eyebrow, "Well, I guess they get away with spelling errors since they are zombies..."
All the pint up anger and rage inside Shadow finally burst through creating some sort of shockwave, knocking away everything in its path, "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Rouge blocked her face by putting an arm over it as she ground her teeth and kept her feet planted in place, "Looks like someone's been watching too much Dragonball Z..."
The others quickly agreed as they watch the dynamite explode. Suddenly, the storm calmed as Shadow took deep breaths.
Just as it seem that everything could be consider okay, that was when the hurricane started up. Thousands of zombies decided that it was time to make an appearance as they jumped out of various objects.
Shadow glared at them all as he stood in front of the others, not protecting them, of course, he just so happen to be in the lead as the others stood behind him. Seven zombies in ninja customs jumped up front of the rest and did a lot of weird fighting techniques such as back-flips, side-flips, cartwheels, swinging around nunchakus, some even had shurikens (throwing stars).
Suddenly, that cute little gecko from those GEIGO car insurance commercials appears with a microphone as music starts to suddenly play. "Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!"
Everyone stared in confusion at the little green thing before going into fighting stances.
Gecko begins his song: Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little but frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
As the cute wittle thingy sung, the fight commence against living flesh and nasty decayed boney thingies with skin hanging off their bones. The zombies charged full force at our heroes, giving them no choice but to spread out and take on at least two dozen at a time.
Shadow smirked evilly as he spun kick a zombie in the head, causing that zombie to ram into another zombie and that one to ram into yet another one. The three zombies crashed landed into a candy store, sanding candy everywhere. Shadow continued to smirk as he stayed in hyper form (or super, whichever) and beat the living—er—the not so living crap out of those zombies booties!
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, kicking from the hip!
Sonic was having fun with his patch of zombies. He had these buzzers, can't nobody beat our slick hedgehog! Or so he thought until one zombies decided to go so low and kick him RIGHT here it hurt. Ooooh, he was down for the count! 1...2...3...wait, what's this?
Amy came to the rescue to save our precious Sonic from doom as she swung her over-size hammer around. Her Piko-Piko Hammer collided head on with the zombie...or shall I say head off? Hehehe...okay, 'nuff with the corny side jokes...
Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little but frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
Now to see how our favorite echidna is doing. Knuckles landed a swift kick to a zombie's knee, causing it to buckle and he fell, but not before Knuckles gave him the elbow right between the shoulder blades. Somehow, the spinal cord got detach and the next thing he knew, the zombie was headless. Knuckles stared in degust, but it was soon forgotten as more zombies advance on the red being, ready to tear him limb from limb. But no worries kiddies, he had them. He grinned and started a series of punches, kicks, uppercuts, lower-cuts, spin-kicks, sky uppercut, drill dive, dreadlock swing and more...
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
Rouge was having the time of her life as she jump on her hands and sent a back kick to one zombie causing it to roll into five others like some bowling pins. Strike! The zombies go flying and land in trees and other random stuff. Rouge dust her hands off and smirked in victory, but it was short live as a zombie did one of the dirtiest, most pervert trick in the book. Giving a LADY a wedge! Rouge eyes turned a freakish red as she haul around and sent said zombie to hell with her fist. "THE NERVE OF THAT ZOMBIE!" She said in a huff and walks off, other zombies were now terrified of her.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
To our two little kiddies, Tails and Cream. Cream was hovering above Tails watching as he fought with fearful eyes. Tails was pretty good, actually, as he sent his twin tails towards the face of a zombie, causing it to fly back into an abandon car (well, duh! Of course the car's abandon!). Tails smiled happily as he got rid of that one zombie. Cream gasped a little bit too dramatically as she saw one of those zombies approaching from behind Tails.
"Tails! Watch out!" She yelled out to him.
Tails, apparently, didn't hear her, so she muster up some courage and swoop down below to give that zombie a good whooping. Before the zombie could lay a lanky figure on the fox, Cream delivered it a nice blow to the head with her foot, sending the head flying clear off it's shoulders.
Tails turned around in surprise to see the headless zombie slamming to the ground and Cream hovering above it with a slight smile.
The gecko, which miraculously haven't been touch during the entire fight, ended his song with, "...Make sure you have expert timing. Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning..." And as soon as the song ended, so did the battle because I got lazy. Zombies were everywhere, sprawled out all over the street, trees, houses, cars, etc, etc, etc. The gang cheered in victory.
"YAY!" They cheered in victory.
Gecko did a back-flip and landed in a plot-hole, waving to them all. The gang wave back as the singing car insurance mascot disappear.
Knuckles placed his right hand over his left shoulder and rotated it to get the feeling back into it, "That was something."
Sonic grinned, "That was better than fighting Eggman's robots!"
Shadow ignored them all as he feel to his knees, tears welling up in his eyes. His van...his van was...gone...forever...
Amy felt sympathy for her friend and pat his back, "It's okay, Shadow." She said soothingly.
Shadow shrugged her off, "How...how can you say that?" He turned his eyes to her, "She's gone...forever...again..."
Sonic rolled his eyes, "Geez, Shadow, it was only car."
Shadow stood up quicker then the speed of sound and found himself glaring into Sonic's eyes, "It was not just only a car! SHE was my Maria! MY MARIA! And now...now she's gone! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE ZOMBIES!!!"
The rest stared at their friend sadly as he slowly, but surely, went crazy.
What's gonna happen to our heroes? Will Shadow ever get over his car? Will the gang after get out of Raccoon City alive? Will I ever get a life? Find out on the next exciting episode of deep creepy voice SONIC EVIL! Lightning flash, thunder clash, people screamed, Insane laughter
insert lame "Tales from the Crypt" theme
BTW, I don't own the song "Kung-Fu Fighting", Gecko, OR Tales from the Crypt! Bye!