Roses are red

voilets are blue

I sure as hell don't own YYH

So don't sue!

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Last time I was torturing the boys and had so much fun. continuing with that now.....

Still licking my cone in circles I looked up when I noticed Kuwabara run to the restroom , and laughed out loud.

"hahahahaa so that's what that does"

"What the fuck is up with you" yuuske said.

Pyro answered that "Oh yeah did she tell you she has a major sadistic streak."

They all said "no".

"she tends to have these days where she plays prank after prank, but it isn't random it's all planned out" Pyro said. At this Kurama looked worried, they had a date tonight. But calmed down when Pyro said.

"but it usually ends by 6 pm"

All the boy were relieved at this especially Kurama.

"Ok will ya'll quit talking about me while I'm standing right here?!"

"Ok Hikage"

"grrrrrr I told her not to call me Hikage" I said.

"but it's a cool name just like Youkai" Yuuske said.

'don't push it asshole I'm going to kill you soon' I said as I gave him a cold look.

"Fine you can call me that but only you guys ok!"

"you should use the name Hikage at school" Kurama said.

"why?"

"cuz it's cool" Yuuske retorted.

"no I like Youkai better" I said getting irritated.

"Hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came a bubbly voice from outside. [give you three guesses] [you only need one]

"oh hey Botan" Kuwabara yelled back.

My and Pyro's eye's widened slightly at the name.

'Botan the same Botan the takes orders from Koenma' Pyro thought to me.

'yes the very same'

'we have to get out now then'

'no we don't'

'I don't, you do'

'no I don't'

'Hey I'm not the one one who's here to kill someone'

'shutup' I said as I closed the link.

"where are the others" Yuuske said.

"the others are in a shop across the street"

"so why are you here" Yuuske said.

"oh I'm just here to tell you that," noticing us for the first time she refrased her sentence," your employer is expecting you for a ball 2 weeks from now"

"ok no biggie," Yuuske thought for a minute [OMG!!],"wait a formal ball."

"yes and you will be expected to have dates" Botan said carefuly.

"WHAT!!!!!!!"

Ok since this girl obviously needed to be saved form Yuuskes wrath I intervined.

"so your Botan nice to meet you, I'm Youkai. I go to school with Kurama" I said sweetly as I shook hand with her.

'what the hell did I just say been a long time since I've called on those skills'

All of the boys were shocked they had been so sure that I would be cold to her as I had been everyone else.

"Hi Guys" came the call as 3 girls walked in.

"Hey Keiko nice skirt" Thwack

Suprisingly to Yuuske It wansn't Keiko who slapped him it was me.

"Learn Yuuske that isn't a succssesful pick up line"

"I'm not tryin to pick her up"

"Belive what you must" I said.

"Hi everyone I'm Youkai and this is Pyro"

"hn" was the only thing Pyro said. I glared at her.

"Hey be nice" I said.

"why should I"

"nayh your right there is no reason"

"So I understand your here with Kurama" Botan said.

"yah I'm living in his house for the rest of the year" At this all of the girls smirked.

"You have to come shopping with us sometime" as Keiko said this my eye's widened in something like horror.

"Shopping !!! no Me+shopping=really grumpy not happy!!!"

"no shopping! what do you do on your spare time" Botan almost shouted.

"uhhhh I skip school, I skateboard, I rap, I pick street fights, I train with every one of my 35 swords and 20 guns. Yeah that's it"

After me talked for awhile Yuuske 'accidently' told the girls what I had done. When he did they all gasped.

"How dare you do such a thing!" Botan yelled. Just then Yuuske thought of something. [OMG]

"HEY you still have to do something for us cuz you broke your promise" Yuuske said.

"and I have the perfect idea, I'll see if it's good enough " Keiko said as she walked over to Yuuske and told him the plan.

"I personally like it A LOT!! That's perfect Keiko!" Yuuske yelled as he looked evilly at me.

'heeehehehe why is he looking at me like that!' I thought slightly panicked. Keiko walked around and told everyone the plan.

"A makeover party for the formal!! And your attendence will be manditory Hikage!"

"aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" I yelled as I attemted to run out of the building.

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Youkai: why are you torturing me your own character

Me:cuz I can Review plz and ideas and suggestions are welcome