Hello again! Okay I don't know how long this chapter will be, sometimes I get a little into what I'm writing. Just thought I'd warn you in advance! Well anyway enjoy Chapter 4!

Once again BIG thanks to Carry for beta reading!

Kouga: About time!

Ashley: What it didn't take that long?

Kouga: Well your not the on who has to wait, your writing the damn thing!

Kagome: What got you all grouchy?

Kouga: The monk!

Miroku: I didn't do anything....

Kouga: raaarg!

Ashley: hey now, think happy thoughts!

Miroku: No problem with that. *daydreams*

Ashley: I was talking to Kouga.

Miroku: oh well

Kouga: Hey what happened to Dog-shit and the exterminator?

Miroku: *GASP* Inuyasha! That traitor!

Kouga: *smiles* That means your all mine Kagome!

Kagome: yeah right!

Ashley: Miroku! Inuyasha's not like you!

Miroku: *Pouts* he stole my Sango...Now I have no one! *cries* .....so Ashley....

Ashley: *sweat drops*

Kagome: Okay! On with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.... what? Did you expect me to say something interesting?

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Chapter 4: Shopping spree canceled!

The two teens just sat there, alarmed at the tone Keade had just used.

"Now", she started in a soft voice, "What problem or question ales ye children?"

"Well Lady Keade!", Miroku was the first to speak, as he rose to his feet, "you see after my dear Sango rudely attacked me for no reason what so ever---."

"You groped me you Hentai!", Sango blurted out at his statement.

"Sango! How could you accuse me of something so unholy-like?---."

"Enough fighting, just go on with what you were saying", Keade interrupted.

"Well---."

"The monk knocked Kagome and Kouga, who were sitting on the edge, into the well---."

"And since I was dangling over the well after being rudely HIT, I peered down to see that Kagome and Kouga had disappeared!"

"Shut up monk I'll tell the story!", Sango got up and pushed Miroku back down on the futon and walked over to Keade. "Miroku and I both looked down the well to find that Kagome and the wolf weren't there---."

"After I recovered from a horrible blow to the back, might I add!"

Sango's eye twitched as she glared at the smiling monk across the room.

"Anyway Lady Keade, it's not possible that Kouga could have gone through the well is it?", she continued.

"My dear beautiful Sango, it's obviously possible if he did", Miroku pointed out.

"Are you trying to make me sound stupid monk!?", she snapped back at him.

"Not at all my dear Sango, just stating the evident", he said calmly pointing up a finger.

Keade decided to interrupt their quarrel, "So you say Kouga went through the well with Kagome?"

Sango ceased her glaring at Miroku and turned serious again to Keade, "yes, how could that have happened? I thought only Inuyasha and Kagome could travel through the well!"

"It is puzzling", the old woman said as she stroked her chin, "Is it possible that Kouga was touching Kagome when they fell?"

"He could have been holding her hands, I never really noticed", Sango replied with a quick glare at Miroku then and concerned face back at Keade.

"Well, maybe that is the reason child", Keade said, "when the well took Kagome through time it must have forced Kouga to go with her since he was holding on to her".

"But that's so simple!", Sango exclaimed. Her thoughts traveled through her head, searching for the last question she had, "if that's the reason then why didn't she bring him back, surely she wouldn't keep him there with her?"

"Now Sango, we both know why she didn't bring him back", Miroku smirked.

Keade sweat dropped and shook her head, "Well child, I would not know, only Kagome holds the answer to your question", Keade answered, she then glanced around the room, "where did you say Inuyasha was again?"

Sango seemed to be in deep thought and never heard the old woman, so Miroku finally found a place to speak, "after he and Kagome got in a fight and he, as usual, lost, he ran off into the forest".

"Does he know that Kouga had left with young Kagome?", the old woman asked not surprised at his actions.

"No", Miroku stated simply.

Keade's eyes widened, "oh my".

Sango finally popped out of her trance unaware of the conversation that had just taken place, "so are you saying that if we were in contact with Inuyasha or Kagome and jumped in the well with them, we could visit Kagome's time?"

"I believe that would be the case", Keade replied.

Miroku's face beamed at the thought of going to Kagome's time, "Well then, let us go find Inuyasha and go find out exactly what Kagome is up to!"

"Stupid monk, even if we did find Inuyasha he wouldn't bring us through the well with him!", Sango exclaimed.

Miroku didn't hear anything Sango had said. His thoughts were trained on going to Kagome's time, "maybe Kagome will introduce me to some of her friends while we're there!", he whispered to himself.

But of course Sango had heard him, "Why! So you can ask them to bear your children too!?"

"Well, that wasn't my first intention but it is a good idea! Thank you Sango!"

"HENTAI!", she smacked the back of Miroku's head.

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Inuyasha was silently sitting in a tree branch, but now and then a grumble or array of colorful language could be heard escaping his mouth.

'All she does is go home, if she stayed longer than she does then maybe we'd be done searching for the fucking jewel shards, but nooo she has to go to the fucking thing she calls school. If we were done she could go there all she wanted!', he mentally complained to himself.

"Maybe I should have went with her anyway", he said aloud to himself, "It's not like she would be able to do anything about it, I could overpower her easily!". 'Naw it's best that I didn't go, then I would have to deal with her constant nagging and that family of hers!', he shuddered at the thought.

Just then, Inuyasha could hear heavy breathing coming towards him, 'that must be Kagome, she probably came to find me and apologize'. The breathing was only meters away from the tree now, "Well", he started, "come to apologize? I thought you would!"

"Huh?", he heard a voice that was definitely not Kagome, then he realized there were two heavy breathing intruders. He sniffed the air and flooded his nostrils made him angry.

"Wolves!", he made a huge leap out of the tree and landed right in front of the intruders.

Ginta and Hakkaku cringed a bit when they saw him and tried not to looked scared at his deathly glare. Then realizing who it was, Ginta smiled, "Inuyasha! Thank God, that means we must be nearby, have you seen Kouga?"

Just when you thought Inuyasha's glare couldn't get any deeper...it does. "Kouga! What would make you think I've seen that fucking piece of shit!? I assure you if I did he'd be dead and I'd be glad to tell you!"

"W-well", Hakkaku gulped, "he was coming to see sister Kagome and that's why we thought you might have seen em'"

"Psheech", Inuyasha scoffed, "Kagome's gone home, so he's gonna be disappointed", Inuyasha thought for a moment, "Hey what's he doing going after Kagome anyway I made it clear over and over that I'd kill em' if he did!"

"Oh ok, well then he's probably waiting for us at the end of the path", Ginta said to Hakkaku, ignoring Inuyasha's question. Hakkaku nodded in response.

They began to run off in the direction of Keade's hut, Hakkaku shouted back, "Thanks anyway Inuyasha!"

"Feh, whatever ya wimpy wolves", he grumbled. Then Inuyasha's eyes widened, 'with Kagome gone home and that wimpy wolf in my grasp I can kill him finally with no interruptions!", Inuyasha made an evil grin then turned and ran off towards the hut. As he ran he couldn't help but think, 'I wonder what Kagome's up to now anyway?'

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Kagome ran as fast as she could towards the door, where her mother was unconsciously staring at the half naked demon in the room. As soon as she could reach the door she slammed it in her mother's face!

A muffled voice came from the other side of the door, "sorry sweetie!", Kagome then heard her mother's footsteps disappear down the hall.

With a sigh of relief she turned around to see Kouga grasping the towel around his waist with the most horrified face she'd ever seen on him.

"Your mother's crazy!", he cried.

"I know, I know, sorry about that", Kagome tried to reason, 'oh God, just when I thought mom couldn't embarrass me anymore!', Kagome had turned redder as she re-encountered the scene in her head.

"Well at least she's gone now", Kouga sighed in relief as he released his tight grip on the towel, "Kagome, please tell me I won't have to face her again!"

She began to laugh but felt pity for the poor guy, "Well I can't promise you that, I do live with her after all!" She felt relieved that she wasn't the only victim of her mother.

The wolf prince's eyes winced, almost in pain, at the thought of running into the woman again but he laughed nervously with Kagome.

Noticing that Kouga was looking away from her and regaining his happy thoughts, Kagome found her chance to scope him out. As she was getting an eyeful, she didn't realize that Kouga had turned to see her staring.

He smirked at her wandering eyes, even though he enjoyed her undivided attention, he decided to disappoint her a little, "So, I should get some clothes on don't you think so?"

Kagome jumped when she heard him speak and blushed again, she was hating this, 'that's the third time he caught me staring at his body now! Oh God, why me!?'. "Um yeah, I'll go get them for you!", she said now looking away from him.

"No need, just lead the way and I'll change in the room so you can get your bath", he said calmly, holding in a smile at her astonished face, "just make sure your mother isn't around!"

Kagome began to laugh again, "alright", she poked her head out the bathroom door, "okay, follow me". As they were walking, slightly fast, Kouga was holding his towel tightly around him, in fear that Ms. Higurashi would pop out and snatch his towel.

They finally made it to Kagome's bedroom and as soon as she opened the door, Kouga scurried inside. "Ah, this is much better, I actually feel safe in here", he sighed in relief as he let his towel drop to the floor, exposing his butt to Kagome. He waited to hear her reaction.

He then heard a huge 'GASP' and then almost instantly after, the door slammed shut. He shrugged his shoulders, "Not like she hasn't seen it before".

Kagome started to walk swiftly back to the bathroom trying to get her mind off all the 'bad' thoughts in her head, "who does he think he is!?", 'Kagome what have you gotten yourself into? Definitely Heaven....No Hell! Think Hell!

Kouga stood there in front of the clothes Kagome had laid out for him trying to figure out exactly how someone would wear them, he pick up a pair of boxers first, which weren't that hard to figure out. He felt proud of himself for figuring out how to put them on, with a little help from the smiley face.

Next he picked up the shirt, he examined it a bit and was amazed on how it could stretch so much and it made him feel even more awkward wearing these clothes, he couldn't believe what Kagome was making him put on. 'There's nothing wrong with my armor!', he grumbled in his thoughts, still picking at the cotton fabric of the shirt, "but if it will make my woman happy", he sighed.

He managed to put the shirt on correctly also. Even though he thought it was going to be too small, it clung comfortably to his well sculpted upper torso. Kouga took a glance in Kagome's mirror to see what he looked like, "hmmm, I should wear these more often!"



Ms. Higurashi was in the kitchen, finishing off the last few dishes that were in the sink, then she heard footsteps coming down the stairs, "Sorry about that sweetie, I must have frightened the bajeebers out of Kouga!"

"Bajeebers?"

She turned around to see Kouga with a very confused face, then she almost bust out laughing at him, "Kouga dear, how come you're not wearing any pants?"

He looked down at himself then shrugged, "Oh, is that what they're called? I didn't know how to put them on so I figured this would do".

Ms. Higurashi smiled sweetly but sympathetically at the wolf prince, "Sorry about my little run in up there, I didn't mean to embarrass you", she turned and grabbed another plate, "but you shouldn't be embarrassed at all, your very handsome! And you can't blame me for being curious to see who my daughter has been going around with, Kagome doesn't usually bring men home with her and at my age you take what you can get!"

Kouga's face flushed, 'how can Kagome live with this woman?!', "Yeah well...", he trailed off in soft mumbles.

"Come have a seat", she said as she patted the seat of a chair and then sat down herself.

Kouga obeyed.

"So how long have you and Kagome known each other?", she asked in an unfamiliar serious tone of voice.

Kouga didn't really want to talk to the woman and actually regretted coming downstairs, but he figured he might as well, "Um, I guess for about a year now?", he almost seemed to be questioning himself.

"What! Almost a whole year and Kagome never even told me!?", she exclaimed with a very furious face.

Kouga was now officially scared of the older woman at the sudden change of mood, but he quickly thought of something to defend Kagome, "maybe she just forgot?", he stated putting his arm up over his head and behind his back with an innocent smile.

Ms. Higurashi's features settled down, "Maybe, after all she does move pretty quickly when she comes and goes". Just then the phone rang and the woman got up and walked across the kitchen to answer it.

'Does Kagome's mother ever stop talking?', he thought to himself a little annoyed but smiled every time the woman turned around to smile at him.

As soon as she hung up, she walked quickly out of the room and came back putting on a jacket, "Sorry dear, but I have to leave on an emergency errand, so you and Kagome will have to babysit while I'm gone". She smiled then continued to say, "I will be home late...oh and can you two keep the noise down while Souta is asleep? I know you're young and all but Souta isn't used to hearing such things! You understand don't you?", with that she walked out the door.

Kouga had the goofiest confused face anyone could make at the woman's last statement, he had no clue what she meant. Then his eyes widened, "She wants us to sit on babies!?", 'the woman's crazy!'.

He got up and darted up the stairs to wait for Kagome, he had some questions.

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Kagome was walking into her bedroom, when she noticed Kouga wasn't there, she bolted in and shut the door behind her. She glanced at the bed and saw the pair of jeans she had laid out for Kouga, the rest of the clothing was gone. She sweat dropped, "Kouga's running around the house with no pants on?", 'save me now!'

She managed to put on her new jean skirt that she had bought before she left to go to the feudal era.

She was clasping her bra together and just happened to be facing the door when it flew open. There stood Kouga in a T-shirt and boxers with quite a distressed look on his face.

"AHH! Kouga!", Kagome screamed and turned around like the wind holding her hands up to her chest and glaring behind her, eyes wide open, then the clasp of her bra *clipped* off since she didn't get time to hook it properly.

Kouga's worry turned into a smirk, "Oh hello Kagome! I was just about to come in and wait for yo--."

"GET OUT!", she screamed glaring at the demon behind her, "I NEED TO GET DRESSED!"

Kouga replied slowly, still staring but it looked as though her was looking away, "Oops sorry Kagom–."

"OUT!"

He shut the door in fear that she would take his head off, then when he felt safe, he smiled again.

As soon as she heard the door shut, she took a deep sigh of relief and put a hand to her heart. 'That was close, at least I have good reflexes! He almost saw me topless!'

She put on her shirt, a plain white tank top with a little cartoon monkey head on it, and walked over to the door to let Kouga back in, "I knew I should have locked it!", she grumbled as she twisted the door knob.

On the other side she found Kouga on the opposite side of the hall sitting on the floor. She didn't see his face until it rose to look at hers, smiling.

Kagome blushed...again, but tried to cover it up by frowning, making it look like she was very angry. Even though she made the most furious face she could muster, he saw right through her continued his smirk, but then he put on a innocent frown, "I'm sorry Kagome, I didn't mean to...walk in on you"

She gave a defeated sigh, "Okay, come in", with that, she turned and walk back into her room.

Kouga picked himself off the floor and paced in with a smile plastered on his face again. He stopped to watch Kagome sit on her bed and cross her arms as well as her well exposed legs. He stood gawking at her, the skirt was actually shorter than her more popular green on, 'does she really wear that in front of other men!?', even though he felt jealous, he was glad he got to see it.

"What are you staring at!?", she scoffed in annoyance with her eyebrows knitted together.

Kouga was shot out of his daze and gave her an innocent smile, "nothing!", then his mind raced. "Oh, that woman you call your mother left on some kind of emergency".

"She left!", Kagome cried, then made a pouting face.

"Yes, and apparently we have to sit on some babies while she's gone", he said this more calmy than what he was thinking about it, thinking that Kagome was used to such a thing and didn't want to look stupid about it.

Kagome went bugeyed and sweat dropped, 'do I really have to explain every little thing to him? Where's his common sense!'



OKAY! There you have it chapter 4, probably the worse one yet, and more Ms. Higurashi madness! LOL. I think I dragged it out a little more than I wanted it , but I still enjoyed writing it and that's what counts right!? *crickets chirping* *sigh* Oh well.

Beta Blahs!

Well, this chapter certainly had me laughing! *nods* Yup! Great chapter, I'm happy... for now. Be warned, or else... I'll come after you... with the lawyers of death! *laughs maniacally* I think I found all of your errors, but if I missed a couple, my apologies! Alright.. Maybe email me some ideas on things to talk about next time, 'cuz I don't know anything else to say! Well, congrats on another chapter, and hope to see the next one a.s.a.p.!

Carry

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Kagome: Is it just me or is Kouga acting a bit like Miroku?

Miroku: I taught him well!

Kouga: You taught me nothing *ah hem* What do you expect Kagome, you are beautiful...

Miroku: very....

*sweat drops*

Kagome: hmph!

Kouga: Well your not so innocent yourself ya know! You were caught staring at me quite a few times!

Kagome: *blushes* Well I'm a girl, I'm aloud!

Miroku: pweesch! Kagome! That is not a fair judgement on the subject!

Ashley: Hey what happened to Inuyasha and Sango?

*Inuyasha and Sango run in*

Ashley: You two seem happy again?

Sango: Yes we settled our differences!

Miroku: *pouts*

Inuyasha: Brace yourself monk, I just gave her a cookie!

Sango: *holds cookie up and begins to eat it*

Miroku: So you really dooo like me!

Sango:*sweatdrops*

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Please review and tell me what you think of it please! They always make me happy and keep me writing! Meanwhile lets reply to some reviews!

Sango: I wanna read the questions! Ah hem...Will Kouga ever give up on Kagome or will he love her forever?

Kouga: What a stupid question! Kagome is mine and I will love her always!

Kagome: That was mean! Don't insult the reviewers!

Inuyasha: Hello! I'm here ya know! Ya dumb wolf, Kagome will never be yours she likes me!

Kouga: In your dreams Dog-shit!

Kagome: *sweat drops* next question Sango.

Sango: Anywayz this is still from the same reviewer...who is Ayame?

Kouga: *shudders*

Inuyasha: muahahaha! It just so happens that Kouga is engaged to Ayame!

Kouga: I AM NOT! I told you I never ever promised to be her mate! Believe me Kagome! I hate that girl!

Kagome: riiight, ya anyways to answer your question....Ayame is a wolf demon who Kouga supposedly promised to mate with when they were young, but Kouga doesn't remember doing it *looks at Kouga suspiciously* so he's kinda off the hook. *sighs* poor Ayame.

Ashley: yeah and she doesn't actually even appear in the series until around episode 84! I don't even think they've dubbed them in English that far yet! @_@.

Kouga: Yeah thank god!....you won't put her in the story will you?!

Ashley: Course not, I wouldn't torture you like that!...unless you misbehave of course!

Sango: Anywayz....oooooooo Person is joining ff.net and she's adding our story to her favourites!

Kouga: To the suspicious other Ashley...How dare you laugh at me almost get my eyeballs brunt off! Are you a sadist!? No wonder your mother thinks your nuts!

Kagome: Kouga!

Inuyasha: I'm starting to like this other Ashley! Don't worry she'll keep writing! (hopefully more Kouga torture!) I'll kill er' if she don't!

Ashley: And to Saiyan-legacy102 I'm glad you liked my story even though your not a big kou/kag fan! And my spelling and grammar is only good because of my wonderful beta Carry! And yes Kagome's mom is pretty freaky!(well at least in my story!) Oh and I'm glad you think my story is original myrrdinowl! I'm pretty one of a kind my self!

Inuyasha: which technically means your nuts....haha!

Ashley: *glares at Inuyasha*

Miroku: You know Ashley...RebaJean gave me a great idea! How bout I go to Kagome's time and meet her mother also, I'm sure I could make a much better impression than Inuyasha and Kouga!

Kagome: What! NO!

Sorry I couldn't reply to everyone but it starts getting a little long after a while, but thanks a whole bunch for taking the time to review! And there was the chapter you were waiting for! The next chapter will hopefully be up soon! But the more reviews the faster I work! And by the way does everyone like the fact that the characters are answering the questions and replying to reviews?

Miroku: Of course they do! They love us! *gives all the girls a sexy smile*

Ashley: Riiiiight....anywayz Please Review!