Sugarhigh on Rampage
Saph(me): yes! Sugar! It is my best friiieeend!! Kenshin: O.o Saph: anyways, psycho idea where I get to OOC everyone! (psycho laughter ensues) Everyone else: (edge away) Saph: well, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Yu-Gi- Oh! And major OOCness ahead! And I don't own any of the anime in this story. Unfortanetly. I own nothing. Yugi: I have a bad feeling about this..... Yusuke: you said it. Saph: (halo above head appears, then crackles, and goes out) stupid halo. Well, let's go, and get on with the sugarhigh rampage!!
Chapter one- Sugar and pretty flow- OOOOH! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS!! Saph: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: (comes running in) oro!
Saph: did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin?
Kenshin: oro?????
Saph: I said, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends!! What do I do, Kenshin??? And you said "Oro??" so I said did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin?
Kenshin: um, ask Ryou about this....
Saph: ok. RYOU! Ryou: (comes in) yea?
Saph: well, I was asked Kenshin, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin? And then he said, Oro?, so I said I said, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends!! What do I do, Kenshin??? So that's what happened. What do you think?
Ryou: I think you need to slow down when your talking.
(loud crash is heard somewhere in the.place where everyone is at..Saph's house)
Saph: what was that?
Shippou: (runs into the room) saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded!
Saph: huh?
Kenshin: shippou said, saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded! And you said, Huh? So I said shippou said, saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded! And you said, Huh?
Saph: um, I think I'll go see about this. (goes into the kitchen)
Inuyasha: (yelling at the refridgerator) GIVE ME THE FOOD! TELL ME WHERE THE FOOD IS AT! WHY DID YOU MAKE SAPH GIVE YOU THE FOOD! TELL ME!
Saph: (Sweatdrops) uh, inuyasha..that's the fridge. We put food in it so it wont rot.
Inuyasha: well, it looked like a weird demon. And you gave it all your food! Even the extra ramen!
Shippou: (comes running in again....) Saph, Saph! Yusuke broke something! Saph: oh dear...(goes upstairs to her room to find that her posters were slightly burned) what happened...OH NO! MY KENSHIN POSTER! (begins to twitch)
Yusuke: uh-oh.....
Saph: yeah, you had better "uh-oh"! run now, or I'll be comin' after you! (begins to chase
Yusuke around the house with a bokken that appeared out of nowhere) AH KEEL YA!
Yugi: (randomly walks in, whistling) doo dooby da doo (sees Saph) uh-oh...
Yami Yugi: should I stop her?
Yugi: I guess.
Yami Yugi: (grabs Saph's arms so she cant run anymore)
Saph: AH KEEL YA! RUN, OR AH KEEL YA! (glares up at Yami Yugi, twitching)
Yugi: (comes over) did you have any sugar today?
Saph: (twitch twitch) no.
Hiei: unless you count the 3 bags she ate this morning.
Saph: (stares) you know about my sugar.....you know about my suagr....you know about my sugar?! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SUGAR! IT IS SEEECRET SUGAR! SEEEEEECRET! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW, OR IT'S NOT SECRET SUGAR ANYMORE!
Kenshin: oro?
Kurama: (randomly walks in) hi. (leaves....somewhere)
Rest: O.o
Kurama: (comes back in, holding a cup of tea) tea is good. Very good. Do any of you want tea? Tea is good. Good for calming the spirit.
Rest: O.o tea?
Kenshin: oro?
Saph: (twitch twitch) WHERE IS MY SECRET SUGAR? GIVE ME MY SUGAR!
Sanosuke: (also randomly appears, holding a bag of sugar) you want this? Then come and get it.
Saph: (looking strangely at Sano) Sano, why are you wearing a cape?
Sanosuke: because I want to be DUN DUN DUN DUN! A suuuuper!!!! Heeeeeeeeeero! Hey, wait a second, I'm not wearing a cape!
Rest: O.o
Aoshi: (walks in with Misao) hi. (stares at everyone who stares back)
Misao: (stares)
Aoshi: (smiles at Misao) and, like I was saying, he came at me with his sword, and I of course knew what he was gonna do, so I dodged it, and attacked him from the side, and knocked him out.
Kenshin, Sanosuke: (look at each other, then at Aoshi) did Aoshi just say all that? I think that's the most I've ever heard out of Aoshi! (amazed looks)
Aoshi: like, duuudes, that just means your not listening to me, unlike dear Misao over here, who listens to me no matter what, isn't that right, Misao?
Misao:.......
Rest: O.o (in heads) what's going on...?
Saph: COME TO MEEEE, SUGAR!!! ( teleports out of yami's grasp and grabs sugar) n_n
Joey: (randomly walks in, tristan, Kurama, hiei, bakura and Miroku in a line after him)hungry hungry hip-PO!
Saph: YAY! HUNGRY HIPPOS! (joins the line)
Tsukasa: (suddenly jumps in, dressed like a surfer dude) liiiike, hey dudes and dudettes. Like how about we hit some waves, ya know, dude? I mean, like, hang ten, man. Let's go man! (drags mimiru with him to the beach that doesn't exist)
Everyone else: O.o
Yugi's grandpa: (randomly walks in) GUESS WHAT YUGI?
Yugi: what?
Yugi's grandpa: I don't know!!!! Isn't that just AMAZING?
Yugi: really? I never knew that! (both stare off into space for the longest period of time in the amazing truth that yugi's grandpa has hair)
Hiei: (seemingly the only sane one) why are we here?
Kenshin: BECAUSE IT'S THE FEAR FACTOR! (fear factor music plays)
Sanosuke: (also randomly appears) no, it's because it's Blind Date!
Saitou: (also randomly appears) no, ahou, it's because of the ferret! (points to the ground next to him, nothing is there)
Bakura: it's the mangos, I assure you!!
Saph: uum..sugarsugarsugarsugar..?
Kaoru: (playing DDR) OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, MEGUMI! NOW WHO'S THE BEST DANCER AROUND? HUH? TELL ME? SHAKE IT!
Everyone else: O.o (edge away)
Saph: (talking to the wall) if mad cows didn't rule the world, then there would be no green moss! Yes, there would still be rubber bands, but no green moss! Horrible! And, if the world was ruled by my photo album, then we would have no paper boats to play with in kindergarden! What's that? I'm not crazy! I'm talking to you because you talked to me first! Am not! Am not! Liar! LIAR! LIIIAAAAAR! Li- oooh, pretty colors! (staring at a rainbow that appeared out of nowhere)
Miroku: I haven't had a line throughout this whole story! And run away! Rainbows will rain colored little thingies at you, and they land on you, and then you get addicted to them, but they are really yummy, but you still shouldn't eat them.
Sango: are you talking about Skittles?
Miroku: yes. They are irrational. Impossible, and against my religion (hands strays to Sango's bottom)
Sango: *slaps hand away) and groping isn't against it? And, no it's not impossible, because clocks are my best friends. (walks away)
kaoru and megumi are arguing over who is the best dancer, saph is muttering about sugar, yugi and his grandpa are STILL staring, Aoshi is talking non-stop, Misao isn't talking at all, and everyone else is.just there. To look pretty. Wait. Never minds. They're just..there!
~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~**** a/n: it is not funny, isn't it? I'm sorry, I'm a horrible author! I'll try to make the next chapter funnier. I had a hard time with this one, but the next two I swear will be better. Yes. And there are too many people! Argh! Anyways, review or die. Pleeeeeeaaaaase?
Saph(me): yes! Sugar! It is my best friiieeend!! Kenshin: O.o Saph: anyways, psycho idea where I get to OOC everyone! (psycho laughter ensues) Everyone else: (edge away) Saph: well, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Yu-Gi- Oh! And major OOCness ahead! And I don't own any of the anime in this story. Unfortanetly. I own nothing. Yugi: I have a bad feeling about this..... Yusuke: you said it. Saph: (halo above head appears, then crackles, and goes out) stupid halo. Well, let's go, and get on with the sugarhigh rampage!!
Chapter one- Sugar and pretty flow- OOOOH! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS!! Saph: KENSHIN!
Kenshin: (comes running in) oro!
Saph: did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin?
Kenshin: oro?????
Saph: I said, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends!! What do I do, Kenshin??? And you said "Oro??" so I said did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin?
Kenshin: um, ask Ryou about this....
Saph: ok. RYOU! Ryou: (comes in) yea?
Saph: well, I was asked Kenshin, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends. What do I do, Kenshin? And then he said, Oro?, so I said I said, did you know that socks haunt me in my dreams? And my door is voodooed. It closes whenever I'm alone upstairs at night doing my homework. It just SHUTS! Isn't that scary? And my friend, she is in love with every bishounen in the world, and she has a boyfriend too! That's like cheating don't you think? And you know what else? I have to get presents ready in 2 days, cause that's when I'm going to a party, and I have no money, so that means I have to make them, and I don't know what to get my friends!! What do I do, Kenshin??? So that's what happened. What do you think?
Ryou: I think you need to slow down when your talking.
(loud crash is heard somewhere in the.place where everyone is at..Saph's house)
Saph: what was that?
Shippou: (runs into the room) saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded!
Saph: huh?
Kenshin: shippou said, saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded! And you said, Huh? So I said shippou said, saph, saph! Inuyasha attacked the hard, white rectangular demon in your kitchen, and it exploded! And you said, Huh?
Saph: um, I think I'll go see about this. (goes into the kitchen)
Inuyasha: (yelling at the refridgerator) GIVE ME THE FOOD! TELL ME WHERE THE FOOD IS AT! WHY DID YOU MAKE SAPH GIVE YOU THE FOOD! TELL ME!
Saph: (Sweatdrops) uh, inuyasha..that's the fridge. We put food in it so it wont rot.
Inuyasha: well, it looked like a weird demon. And you gave it all your food! Even the extra ramen!
Shippou: (comes running in again....) Saph, Saph! Yusuke broke something! Saph: oh dear...(goes upstairs to her room to find that her posters were slightly burned) what happened...OH NO! MY KENSHIN POSTER! (begins to twitch)
Yusuke: uh-oh.....
Saph: yeah, you had better "uh-oh"! run now, or I'll be comin' after you! (begins to chase
Yusuke around the house with a bokken that appeared out of nowhere) AH KEEL YA!
Yugi: (randomly walks in, whistling) doo dooby da doo (sees Saph) uh-oh...
Yami Yugi: should I stop her?
Yugi: I guess.
Yami Yugi: (grabs Saph's arms so she cant run anymore)
Saph: AH KEEL YA! RUN, OR AH KEEL YA! (glares up at Yami Yugi, twitching)
Yugi: (comes over) did you have any sugar today?
Saph: (twitch twitch) no.
Hiei: unless you count the 3 bags she ate this morning.
Saph: (stares) you know about my sugar.....you know about my suagr....you know about my sugar?! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SUGAR! IT IS SEEECRET SUGAR! SEEEEEECRET! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW, OR IT'S NOT SECRET SUGAR ANYMORE!
Kenshin: oro?
Kurama: (randomly walks in) hi. (leaves....somewhere)
Rest: O.o
Kurama: (comes back in, holding a cup of tea) tea is good. Very good. Do any of you want tea? Tea is good. Good for calming the spirit.
Rest: O.o tea?
Kenshin: oro?
Saph: (twitch twitch) WHERE IS MY SECRET SUGAR? GIVE ME MY SUGAR!
Sanosuke: (also randomly appears, holding a bag of sugar) you want this? Then come and get it.
Saph: (looking strangely at Sano) Sano, why are you wearing a cape?
Sanosuke: because I want to be DUN DUN DUN DUN! A suuuuper!!!! Heeeeeeeeeero! Hey, wait a second, I'm not wearing a cape!
Rest: O.o
Aoshi: (walks in with Misao) hi. (stares at everyone who stares back)
Misao: (stares)
Aoshi: (smiles at Misao) and, like I was saying, he came at me with his sword, and I of course knew what he was gonna do, so I dodged it, and attacked him from the side, and knocked him out.
Kenshin, Sanosuke: (look at each other, then at Aoshi) did Aoshi just say all that? I think that's the most I've ever heard out of Aoshi! (amazed looks)
Aoshi: like, duuudes, that just means your not listening to me, unlike dear Misao over here, who listens to me no matter what, isn't that right, Misao?
Misao:.......
Rest: O.o (in heads) what's going on...?
Saph: COME TO MEEEE, SUGAR!!! ( teleports out of yami's grasp and grabs sugar) n_n
Joey: (randomly walks in, tristan, Kurama, hiei, bakura and Miroku in a line after him)hungry hungry hip-PO!
Saph: YAY! HUNGRY HIPPOS! (joins the line)
Tsukasa: (suddenly jumps in, dressed like a surfer dude) liiiike, hey dudes and dudettes. Like how about we hit some waves, ya know, dude? I mean, like, hang ten, man. Let's go man! (drags mimiru with him to the beach that doesn't exist)
Everyone else: O.o
Yugi's grandpa: (randomly walks in) GUESS WHAT YUGI?
Yugi: what?
Yugi's grandpa: I don't know!!!! Isn't that just AMAZING?
Yugi: really? I never knew that! (both stare off into space for the longest period of time in the amazing truth that yugi's grandpa has hair)
Hiei: (seemingly the only sane one) why are we here?
Kenshin: BECAUSE IT'S THE FEAR FACTOR! (fear factor music plays)
Sanosuke: (also randomly appears) no, it's because it's Blind Date!
Saitou: (also randomly appears) no, ahou, it's because of the ferret! (points to the ground next to him, nothing is there)
Bakura: it's the mangos, I assure you!!
Saph: uum..sugarsugarsugarsugar..?
Kaoru: (playing DDR) OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, MEGUMI! NOW WHO'S THE BEST DANCER AROUND? HUH? TELL ME? SHAKE IT!
Everyone else: O.o (edge away)
Saph: (talking to the wall) if mad cows didn't rule the world, then there would be no green moss! Yes, there would still be rubber bands, but no green moss! Horrible! And, if the world was ruled by my photo album, then we would have no paper boats to play with in kindergarden! What's that? I'm not crazy! I'm talking to you because you talked to me first! Am not! Am not! Liar! LIAR! LIIIAAAAAR! Li- oooh, pretty colors! (staring at a rainbow that appeared out of nowhere)
Miroku: I haven't had a line throughout this whole story! And run away! Rainbows will rain colored little thingies at you, and they land on you, and then you get addicted to them, but they are really yummy, but you still shouldn't eat them.
Sango: are you talking about Skittles?
Miroku: yes. They are irrational. Impossible, and against my religion (hands strays to Sango's bottom)
Sango: *slaps hand away) and groping isn't against it? And, no it's not impossible, because clocks are my best friends. (walks away)
kaoru and megumi are arguing over who is the best dancer, saph is muttering about sugar, yugi and his grandpa are STILL staring, Aoshi is talking non-stop, Misao isn't talking at all, and everyone else is.just there. To look pretty. Wait. Never minds. They're just..there!
~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~****~**** a/n: it is not funny, isn't it? I'm sorry, I'm a horrible author! I'll try to make the next chapter funnier. I had a hard time with this one, but the next two I swear will be better. Yes. And there are too many people! Argh! Anyways, review or die. Pleeeeeeaaaaase?