Hello everyone! Another chapter! Yay...okay I'll explain a little bit before you decide to read on. Ahem. First of all I didn't even start writing this chapter until well Friday night, simply because it's been an extemely busy week, I had tests and lots o work, plus I was dragged to a much music video dance(don't get me wrong, that part was pretty fun!), but anywayz, since I was so busy I actually didn't think I was even gonna get this chapter written let alone typed up for the weekend! BUT....since I told you guys that I would be updating every weekend, I kinda didn't wanna break my statement so I vowed to finsh the chapter and have it posted at least by Sunday! All because of the great reviews I got, now you see what reviewing does to me!? Unfortunately, Kouga and Kagome will NOT be in this chapter though they were originally suppose to...like I said I started the chapter late. So it's only on the rest of the gang this time :(. I know you probably hate me because you wanted to know what was bugging Kagome right? Well I'm gonna try my best to get the rest of the chapter up sometime in the middle of the week! Plus I will stick to my promise and update on the weekend too! So with that said.....
Disclaimer: Alas, I don't own Inuyasha, woe is me!
Inuyasha: Just to let ya know something this bitch didn't tell ya was that this chapter is SHORT!
Ashley: Hey! I told them that it was practically half a chapter, so I'm sure they figured that out Doofus!
Inuyasha: What the fuck's a Doofus, Bitch?!
Shippou: * sweatdrops * Anyway, I'm in this chapter! YAY! So let's get on with it shall we?
Inuyasha: Hey! When'd the twerp get her?!
Shippou: AHHH!
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Chapter 9: Oh No!
"Hey, that was my apple! I got it all by myself! Give it back!", Shippou ranted from the ground up to Inuyasha sitting on the roof on the hut.
"Well it's mine now, ya little twerp! Thanks for going through all the trouble to get it for me!", Inuyasha grinned, and then took a huge bite out of the fruit, which made a huge * crunch * and caused some juice to splash in several directions.
"mooou! I hate you Inuyasha!"
Sango sighed heavily, they had gotten back too late to cease Shippou and Inuyasha running into each other. Their tauntings and arguing were driving her insane, and who knows what it was about! But she figured she might as well deal with it because if she told them to shut up, Inuyasha would just be grumbling and yelling obscenities for the rest of the day and it was important to keep him in a good mood.
Just then, Sango felt a small squeeze on her backside...she turned around with lightning speed and whacked Miroku over the head, "HENTAI, one of these days I'm gonna kill you!". Oh course she would never really kill the guy, but it was a half decent threat to get him to stop groping her.
Miroku ajusted his eyes so that the landscape was no longer shaking as if his head was stuck in a paint mixer, "Dear Sango, why do you hit so hard? Besides, that was a complete accident, do you actually believe I'd do it on purpose after all the beatings I get from it?"
"Oh yeah, sure it was an accident! You just decided to walk by me with your hand held out in a groping motion and it just happened to run into my ass! Hm?", Sango said this as she was actually gesturing her theroy.
Miroku raised a delicate eyebrow, it was the weirdest thing sango had ever done. It was 'freaking' him out, a word that Kagome had explained to him one. "Um, Sango?"
"WHAT!?", Sango belted while still doing her little charade.
"What are you doing?"
Sango stopped in mid-air grope, 'what am I doing?', "Ugh! I don't know!", she stood straight up, glaring at Miroku, "I'm just really fustrated right now, everything is driving me crazy...and your not helping!"
Keade walked over to the young slayer, "aye child, maybe ye just need a hot bath and a massage to relax your tension?"
The girl sighed happily at the sound of a nice bath and massage, "that would be great, Lady Keade"
"I would be glad to assist you Sango!", Miroku made a smile that threatened to slice his face in half.
Within seconds, Miroku was seeing stars dancing around his head as he looked up from the ground, "keep your distance Monk!", Sango yelled back as she walked off with the old woman.
Ginta and Hakkaku had watched the little incident go down, with obvious confusion.
"The female species, such an enigma!", Hakkaku practically told himself, but at the same time talking to his friend.
"I agree, at least sister Kagome isn't that bad", Ginta replied.
Hakkaku simply shrugged his shoulders as they both turned around to take a walk in the forest. Just as they were about to enter, Shippou popped out of the darkness with his arms folded, face furrowed and angry.
"Hey, what's wrong little guy?", Ginta asked.
"I hate Inuyasha!", he pouted and continued to walk on.
The two demons just watched the little red puff ball walk off towards the old womans hut, they blinked every now and then, then looking at each other they both shrugged their shoulders and continued on to the path.
Shippou made his entrance into the hut, accompanied by grumbles about how mean Inuyasha was and how he wished Kagome would return soon.
Greeting him in the hut was Miroku who looked to be quite disappointed, of course it was only because he wasn't able to assist Sango. Miroku smiled brightly for a moment at the small kitsune that entered the room, "Hello Shippou, where did you go off to?", his smile slowly turned into a deadpan stare as he watched the grumpty red puff walk over and sit next to him on the mat on the floor, crossing his arms and legs, "what's wrong?"
"Ugh! Inuyasha!", was all he grunted out.
'Oh is that all...', Miroku thought. It obviously wasn't too serious, just another senseless quarrel between the two, but he felt, just to make conversation, he'd ask, "what'd he do this time?"
Shippou looked up to Miroku and narrowed his eyebrows so much that his eyes seemed to disappear all together, then the kitsune simply said, "he stole my apple!"
Miroku sweat dropped, "an apple?"
"Yes! Not just any apple, my apple! It was the reddest, bigest, juiciest apple on the tree, I got it all by myself and then...HE STOLE IT!", Shippou sat back down after his little rant and folded his arms once again, "It's worst than the time he stole my fish!"
Miroku let out an exasperated sigh, "why don't you just go get another apple?"
The kit's eye twitched, "Because...that was the only good apple on the tree! Didn't you hear me? And now it's being devoured and in Inuyasha's greedy gut!"
"So where exactly is Inuyasha now?", Miroku asked but actually didn't seem to care if he got an answer or not.
"How am I suppose to know? He's probably it the woods somewhere plotting his next move to steal my food!", waking Miroku up from his bored state. Just then Sango walked in with a smile of relief and relaxion on her face, "that was nice for a change"
Miroku and Shippou just watched her as she walked around the room, she seemed to be looking for something. Shippou still had a cute glare plastered on his face while Miroku still held that bored look.
Once Sango actually recognized them to be in the room, she stared back at them for a moment, "jeez, you two look like you were hit by hell or something!", she chuckled to herself, their expressions were hilarious.
"Well, you seem to be in a much more light-hearted mood Sango", Miroku quipped with a smile.
"That's what a nice bath an massage with do for ya!", She smiled back. She looked over to Shippou to find him not really awknowledging her, just looking grumpy, "what's wrong with him?", Sango asked looking over to Miroku who was now getting himself up off the floor and on his feet.
"Don't mind him, he's just mad because Inuyasha stole his apple, he'll get over it"
"Oh", Sango gazed at Shippou with a sympathy that you would use when you were feeling sorry for a child who was sulking over nothing, which was technically the case, "Come to think of it, where is Inuyasha?"
Miroku shrugged his shoulders, "I'm not quite sure, Shippou says that he may be in the forest"
"Eating my apple!", Shippou grumbled, which awknowledged that he was still in the same world as them.
"Oh I see", Sango said as she sat on the nearby futon, leaning her back against the wall. Then her face turned slightly sad and disappointed.
"Something troubling you Sango?", Miroku asked as her walked over and took a seat next to her.
"I'm just still wondering why Kagome hasn't returned yet, she wouldn't actually choose to keep Kouga with her would she? Maybe he forced her to let him stay there with her"
Miroku laid a gentle hand on the girls shoulder, for once without a letcherous smirk, "You know Kouga would never force Kagome to do anything like that, he may be adacious and protective with his love for her...but he wouldn't hurt or yell at her", Miroku then seemed to realize that the atmosphere in the room had drastically changed to concern and worry and he for one knew that there really wasn't anything to worry about, except Inuyasha finding out about their little situation that is. So on that thought, his letcherous side broke through, "besides my dear Sango, Kagome is enjoying Kouga's company I'm sure"
Sango eyebrow began to tick as she tried to surpress her anger, but we all know that that was a hard thing to do and wasn't about to be accmplished. She beat Miroku over the head with a nearby slipper, "how dare you day such degrading things about Kagome!"
When she swung a second time, this time aiming the slipper at his face, he grabbed her wrist to stop her, then he made an exasperated sigh, "I'm not degrading Kagome, Sango, I'm merely praising her, not to mention I'm quite jealous of Kouga for getting time alone with such a beautiful woman! That doesn't hit him constantly mind you"
"Your such a pervert you know that!?", Sango shouted. How dare he say such things about her best friend! She got up off the futon and stompted her way over to the window, looking out, taking in the scenery as she tried to calm herself down. There was a huge vien popping out of her forehead, due to the anger.
Suddenly all thoughts of the previous event left her, "Hey, where are the other two idiots?", unfortunately the anger didn't leave her voice.
"Oh them", Shippou finally spoke again, "they left and went into the forest the last time I saw them", he seemed to be in a lighter mood or maybe his anger was just nothing compared to Sango's.
"The forest?", Sango's voice was now returned to normal. She thought for a minute, "Oh no!"
Miroku shot up from the futon, he knew why she was suddenly concerned, "If they're in the forest and Inuyasha is also...and with their big mouths...!"
The two exchanged another glance before storming out the door towards the forest.
Shippou stood at the entrance of the door watching them run off, "I wonder what's wrong?". Being the curious little Shippou he is, he shot off after them, shouting for them to wait up.
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......Yeah yeah I know not the most exciting chapter and once again I'm sorry it was short and all, so your gonna have to forgive me. But like I said I'm gonna work on the second half, it should be up (at it's latest) Thursday. But more than likely before that, plus it will be on the more exciting part of the story! LOL. Sorry if there are any little mistakes. Buy the way I'm kinda at a writer's block to when and how Inuyasha finds out about the situation...so any suggestions would really help ^-^. By the way I also stole this line: "The female species, such an enigma" from Dragonball Z, Lol, so that doesn't belong to me either!
Mirkou and Sango: * glare at Ashley *
Ashley: What?
Miroku: Are you saying we're boring!
Ashley: No of course not, it's just your not the exciting funner part of the story!.......
Miroku: You know I can show just how exciting I can be! * winks *
Sango:* Whacks Miroku over the head *
Kouga: Stop complainin' at least you were actually in this chapter! I wanna know what happens to me who cares about you two and Dog-shit over there!
Inuyasha: Stop calling me that!
Kagome: * sigh * Let's reply to some reviews! (i love inuyasha forever) I guess we can forgive you for not reviewing chapter 7. But I did miss your reviews, but onto other things I agree that when Inuyasha finds out about Kouga in my time he's gonns flllip! Yup! And please don't be depressed! If your depressed then I'm depressed and if I'm depressed Ashley's depressed and if Ashley's depressed then well...we won't have much of a story now will we?
Shippou: And I'm here to make you happy!
Inuyasha: Get in the closet, I got enough out here to deal with already! * throws shippou in cupboard and locks it *
*muffled screams come from cupboard *
Kagome: Ahhh (darkwarriorgirl) you thought we were gonna have sex! I would never do that with Kouga, at least not in public!
Everyone (including Sesshoumaru): * stare blankly *
Miroku: Kagome! You are a naughty girl!
Inuyasha: pwseech! Just go on with the next question review thingy!
Sango: It's out old pal Chibi-Britt (Crimson Release). Glad you got and account!
Inuyasha: Clay Princess! How dare she call Kikyou that!
Kouga: Shut up mutt-face!
Ashley: Hey Saiyan-legacy102! I have heard that Fruits Basket is good, and it looks pretty cool, but unfortunately for me I can't watch and I have seen the Manga around, but if I ever do I'll be sure to pick it up! I think it's very nice of you to offer to be my beta! I'll have to think about it though since my last beta, I kinda lost contact with and even before that she stopped reviewing...so it saddened me. But I'll let cha know in the next chappie okay! Haha Zombie-girl that's a great new name for Kikyou, I think I'll use it too lol! Anywayz keep reviewing and I'll keep lovin ya....as a reviewer that is Lol!
As for Playful Kagome! Well helllllo again! Yeah it was a bit disturbing to kiss in front of her friends like that lol, I actually at first had it planned that Kagome was gonna kiss Kouga, but then I thought a bit and I was like 'nah that wouldn't work', simply because it would be way out of character for her since she likes Inuyasha right? I just felt like sharing that little tid bit lol. And you'll find out why she was sad in the next chapter...perhaps. I'll have to try out your site again soon cause I really wanna see it. You really really should start a sess/kag fic! I'm sure people will read it! I know I will! Plus it will get Sesshoumaru off my back here Lol. As for any Hiten/Kagome fics, I know of none -_-. I'd really like to read one myself because they seem pretty cool but I haven't heard of or seen any around. Sad really. * sigh * Anywayz Love ya!
Miroku: You talk way too much Ashley! Well now they all know if they give long reviews they get long responses hence more talking from you and less for us! -_-. Anywayz, Thanks to ALL the reviewers! Saiyan-legacy102, Playful Kagome, Mid-night1212, RaGDoLL (You love Kouga, but what about me!?), Kougagurl666, i love Inuyasha forever (we love your reviews! Ashley: You flatter me way too much! But you've made me all happy and I have more self-esteem about my writing! And just to let you know I am working on more stories...well I have ideas, but I'm kinda working on a plan for them to go through the chapters, so that way I won't get writiers block or anything lol. But expect a new story starting soon!), darkwarriorgirl (I would say she had a wonderful writing talent too if she put more of me in her story!), Crimson Release (please keep reviewing or else I will be forced to grope you several times over!), and lastly Puffin (You like her story, I like your name! Puffins are great aren't they, too bad they don't live in Japan...and yes this is a Kagome and Kouga pairing, even though I think it should be me! Kouga: No way she'd be with you! Miroku: I'm sure she would! Ashley: Shut up!). Well anyway, I believe I got everyone?
And unfortunately I have to say goodbye to a reviewer Kogafan, it seems her moms fed up with Inuyasha and her account is being deleted! I'm now very sad -_-. But I will do what she asks and keep the story going for the rest of ya!
That's a lot of replying I write way too much when it comes to this. PLEASE REVIEW! Because it really does help me write and get it posted on time! As you cam see! And don't forget, I'm open for suggestions for my writers block, if you've forgotten what I'm talking about after reading all that ^, please read somewhere above, lol! AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! And once again I'm sorry for the short chapter!