Sugarhigh on Rampage
Saph: CHAPTER TWO IS HEEEEERE! YEAH! GO BRAINSTORMING! WOOOOOO! Disclaimer: she don't own any of da anime in dis story, got dat, brotha? K. good. Saph: (stares at disclaimer) why is my disclaimer a gangster... (not that I have anything against them, I just find it strange.)
Chapter two- THE NERDY SWEATER TALKS!!!
Saph: you know what?
Yahiko: (appears out of nowhere..like everyone else) whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
Saph: I saw a picture of Yusuke pointlessly jumping over a fence, Kuwabara...smiling stupidly, Hiei..being Hiei..and Kurama wearing a dorky sweater!!!
Kurama: O.O you said you would never tell of that! How dare you lie to me! How dare you!!!!!
Saph: yup. It's true! See? (holds up the picture)
Kurama: NOOOOOO! I HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED! NOOOO! (jumps out of window)
Hiei:........what do you mean, I'm just being me?
Saph: you know, your being..YOU!
Hiei: what's THAT supposed to mean?
Kurama's nerdy sweater: (appears) NOOOOO! WHERE IS MY MASTER, KURAMA? IF HE DOESN'T WEAR ME TODAY, I WILL SHRIVEL UP AND THEN TURN INTO A PILE OF GOO!!! COME BACK, MAAAAAASTER!
Kenshin: the nerdy sweater speaks!
Sano: the nerdy sweater SPEAKS!
Kaoru: THE nerdy sweater speaks!
Megumi: the NERDY sweater speaks!
Aoshi: the nerdy SWEATER speaks!
Yusuke: THE NERDY SWEATER SPEAKS!!!
All: (stare at him) like, duuude. We were getting there.
Yusuke: oh. (turns into a marshmellow shaped like Yusuke, then turns back)
Saph: SUGAR!!!
Nerdy sweater: MASTER KURAMAAAAAAA!
Kurama: (appears) NERDY SWEATER! YOU'RE OK! (hugs nerdy sweater)
Nerdy sweater: MASTER! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Aoshi: so, like I was saying, I had a goldfish named bob. I used to talk to him AAAAALLL the time. But then, one day he died. So I flushed him down the toilet and said "BYE BYE!" and then I ran out of the bathroom, and threw Soujiro down the toilet too.
Misao: .......
Rest: O.o
Soujiro: (randomly appears...again...like everyone else....) (cries) it.....it..was so scary!!! The water went all around, and there was a big sound, and then Aoshi put the plunge thingy ((a/n: you know, the thing they used to unclog the toilet? I know, I'm not even smart enough to know it's name. But in my family, I just say "get me the plunge thingy" and they know what I'm talking about. Well, on with da story!)) on my head, and I went into the sewers where all the flushed down the toilet goldfishes were holding a meeting to take over the world and destroy all the toilets! (curls into a ball and sucks on thumb).
Saph: O.o then why are you still smiling?
Soujiro: (still smiling...as usual) I'm not smiling.
Kenshin: yes, you are.
Soujiro: (still smiling) nuh-uh.
Kenshin: (looking like a little kid) yeah-huh.
Soujiro: (still smiling) nuh-uh.
Kenshin: yeah-huh.
Soujiro: nuh-uh.
Kurama: NERDY SWEATER, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Nerdy sweater: (becomes inanimate object...like it was supposed to be in the first place...)
Kurama: nerdy sweater? Nerdy sweater? Hello? NOOOOOO!!! (shakes nerdy sweater) WHERE IS MY BEST FRIEND JOBOB! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM???
Saph: (cries) don't remind me of Jobob!
Sano: who's Jobob?
Saitou: (smoking) ahou, don't you know anything? Jobob is really superman in disguise who is really a shiny FORK!!
Sano: but forks are really just spoons with sharp thingies!
Saitou: stupid ahou, forks are really THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!!!
Saph's best friend: (appears in a cloud of smoke [see, he's SPECIAL!]) Jobob was Saph's 5 millimeter long pencil she wrote with. It was the only pencil she had. And then a tragedy happened. He fell down the trashcan. And then we had a funeral for it. Saph was very sad for a long time, and she couldn't do her schoolwork because she had no other pencils. Thank you. (disappears in a cloud of water....wait...that doesn't make sense. Whatever)
Saph: (sniffs) I miss Jobob, he was a good pencil. ((A/N: I'm not kidding, that WAS the only I had to write with for like a few months)) oh well. (eats a pound of sugar that magically appeared)
Miroku: (shaking head) amazing how she got over her sadness so quickly.
Inuyasha: I still want ramen.
Yahiko: (randomly begins to rap his song) Don't call me a kid, cause I ain't little, I ain't weak, Cause soon I'll be strong. So watch out world, I'm gonna getcha, No one can stop me (looks at Kenshin) Well, maybe 'cept him. CAAAAAUUUUESE!! I'm a big kid now!
Everyone else: O.o
Joey: I think little Yahiko has lost it...
Yahiko: didn't I just tell you not to call me little!!
Yami: SAPH! WHY HAVEN'T I HAD A LINE YET? I AM ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS??? WHYYYY?
Saph: um, yeah, you just got you line.
Yami: oh. (turns to random person) IT'S TIME DUE-DUE-DUE-DUE- DUEL! (YGO! Theme song begins to play)
Random person: I don't know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Yami: big deal! It's still time to due-due-due-due-due-duel!
r.p.: MOMMY! THERE ARE SCARY PEOPLE HERE! TAKE ME HOME! (runs away crying)
yami: COME BACK! I MUST DUEL YOU! COME BACK HERE! DAMN IT, I'M NOT THE FAST ONE! GET BACK HERE, AND DUEL ME, YOU COWARD! (chases the poor, poor, random person)
hiei: I have an idea, let's all become ice statues!! (becomes an ice statue)
Botan: is it even POSSIBLE for a fire demon to become an ice statue???
Saph: no.
Botan: but then..
Saph: no.
Botan: you don't even know what I was saying....
Saph: no.
Tea: she-
Saph: no.
Tea: hey-
Saph: no.
Botan: Saph is my friend!
Saph: n_n yay!
Tea: hey-
Saph: no.
Tristan: you're stupid.
Saph: O.o
Tristan: yeah.
Saph: O.o
Tristan: how do you like them apples??
Saph: fried.
Tristan: yeah, well I'll sautee you too.
Everyone else: O.o
Joey: heyyy! I'm hungry!
Inuyasha: I want ramen.
Tristan: PIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Saph: (Sweatdrops) I know I'M always hungry, but my mind isn't always on food!
Yahiko: why?
Saph: O_o;; cause I am not a glutton.
Yahiko: why?
Saph: o_O;; cause I'm not.
Yahiko: why?
Saph: cause I ....I don't know..
Yahiko: why?
Saph: why not?
Yahiko: I don't know...
Saph: why?
Yahiko:...
Saph: n_n (thinking) it's MY job to annoy people like that!
br saph and Yahiko are having a "why?" contest, Inuyasha, tristan, and joey are whining about food, Yami is STIll chasing after that person (O_o;;) and uuh.kurama is trying to revive his sweater..(O_o;;;;;)
that wasn't funny, was it? Well, REVIEW ANYWAYS!
Saph: CHAPTER TWO IS HEEEEERE! YEAH! GO BRAINSTORMING! WOOOOOO! Disclaimer: she don't own any of da anime in dis story, got dat, brotha? K. good. Saph: (stares at disclaimer) why is my disclaimer a gangster... (not that I have anything against them, I just find it strange.)
Chapter two- THE NERDY SWEATER TALKS!!!
Saph: you know what?
Yahiko: (appears out of nowhere..like everyone else) whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
Saph: I saw a picture of Yusuke pointlessly jumping over a fence, Kuwabara...smiling stupidly, Hiei..being Hiei..and Kurama wearing a dorky sweater!!!
Kurama: O.O you said you would never tell of that! How dare you lie to me! How dare you!!!!!
Saph: yup. It's true! See? (holds up the picture)
Kurama: NOOOOOO! I HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED! NOOOO! (jumps out of window)
Hiei:........what do you mean, I'm just being me?
Saph: you know, your being..YOU!
Hiei: what's THAT supposed to mean?
Kurama's nerdy sweater: (appears) NOOOOO! WHERE IS MY MASTER, KURAMA? IF HE DOESN'T WEAR ME TODAY, I WILL SHRIVEL UP AND THEN TURN INTO A PILE OF GOO!!! COME BACK, MAAAAAASTER!
Kenshin: the nerdy sweater speaks!
Sano: the nerdy sweater SPEAKS!
Kaoru: THE nerdy sweater speaks!
Megumi: the NERDY sweater speaks!
Aoshi: the nerdy SWEATER speaks!
Yusuke: THE NERDY SWEATER SPEAKS!!!
All: (stare at him) like, duuude. We were getting there.
Yusuke: oh. (turns into a marshmellow shaped like Yusuke, then turns back)
Saph: SUGAR!!!
Nerdy sweater: MASTER KURAMAAAAAAA!
Kurama: (appears) NERDY SWEATER! YOU'RE OK! (hugs nerdy sweater)
Nerdy sweater: MASTER! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Aoshi: so, like I was saying, I had a goldfish named bob. I used to talk to him AAAAALLL the time. But then, one day he died. So I flushed him down the toilet and said "BYE BYE!" and then I ran out of the bathroom, and threw Soujiro down the toilet too.
Misao: .......
Rest: O.o
Soujiro: (randomly appears...again...like everyone else....) (cries) it.....it..was so scary!!! The water went all around, and there was a big sound, and then Aoshi put the plunge thingy ((a/n: you know, the thing they used to unclog the toilet? I know, I'm not even smart enough to know it's name. But in my family, I just say "get me the plunge thingy" and they know what I'm talking about. Well, on with da story!)) on my head, and I went into the sewers where all the flushed down the toilet goldfishes were holding a meeting to take over the world and destroy all the toilets! (curls into a ball and sucks on thumb).
Saph: O.o then why are you still smiling?
Soujiro: (still smiling...as usual) I'm not smiling.
Kenshin: yes, you are.
Soujiro: (still smiling) nuh-uh.
Kenshin: (looking like a little kid) yeah-huh.
Soujiro: (still smiling) nuh-uh.
Kenshin: yeah-huh.
Soujiro: nuh-uh.
Kurama: NERDY SWEATER, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Nerdy sweater: (becomes inanimate object...like it was supposed to be in the first place...)
Kurama: nerdy sweater? Nerdy sweater? Hello? NOOOOOO!!! (shakes nerdy sweater) WHERE IS MY BEST FRIEND JOBOB! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM???
Saph: (cries) don't remind me of Jobob!
Sano: who's Jobob?
Saitou: (smoking) ahou, don't you know anything? Jobob is really superman in disguise who is really a shiny FORK!!
Sano: but forks are really just spoons with sharp thingies!
Saitou: stupid ahou, forks are really THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!!!
Saph's best friend: (appears in a cloud of smoke [see, he's SPECIAL!]) Jobob was Saph's 5 millimeter long pencil she wrote with. It was the only pencil she had. And then a tragedy happened. He fell down the trashcan. And then we had a funeral for it. Saph was very sad for a long time, and she couldn't do her schoolwork because she had no other pencils. Thank you. (disappears in a cloud of water....wait...that doesn't make sense. Whatever)
Saph: (sniffs) I miss Jobob, he was a good pencil. ((A/N: I'm not kidding, that WAS the only I had to write with for like a few months)) oh well. (eats a pound of sugar that magically appeared)
Miroku: (shaking head) amazing how she got over her sadness so quickly.
Inuyasha: I still want ramen.
Yahiko: (randomly begins to rap his song) Don't call me a kid, cause I ain't little, I ain't weak, Cause soon I'll be strong. So watch out world, I'm gonna getcha, No one can stop me (looks at Kenshin) Well, maybe 'cept him. CAAAAAUUUUESE!! I'm a big kid now!
Everyone else: O.o
Joey: I think little Yahiko has lost it...
Yahiko: didn't I just tell you not to call me little!!
Yami: SAPH! WHY HAVEN'T I HAD A LINE YET? I AM ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS??? WHYYYY?
Saph: um, yeah, you just got you line.
Yami: oh. (turns to random person) IT'S TIME DUE-DUE-DUE-DUE- DUEL! (YGO! Theme song begins to play)
Random person: I don't know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Yami: big deal! It's still time to due-due-due-due-due-duel!
r.p.: MOMMY! THERE ARE SCARY PEOPLE HERE! TAKE ME HOME! (runs away crying)
yami: COME BACK! I MUST DUEL YOU! COME BACK HERE! DAMN IT, I'M NOT THE FAST ONE! GET BACK HERE, AND DUEL ME, YOU COWARD! (chases the poor, poor, random person)
hiei: I have an idea, let's all become ice statues!! (becomes an ice statue)
Botan: is it even POSSIBLE for a fire demon to become an ice statue???
Saph: no.
Botan: but then..
Saph: no.
Botan: you don't even know what I was saying....
Saph: no.
Tea: she-
Saph: no.
Tea: hey-
Saph: no.
Botan: Saph is my friend!
Saph: n_n yay!
Tea: hey-
Saph: no.
Tristan: you're stupid.
Saph: O.o
Tristan: yeah.
Saph: O.o
Tristan: how do you like them apples??
Saph: fried.
Tristan: yeah, well I'll sautee you too.
Everyone else: O.o
Joey: heyyy! I'm hungry!
Inuyasha: I want ramen.
Tristan: PIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Saph: (Sweatdrops) I know I'M always hungry, but my mind isn't always on food!
Yahiko: why?
Saph: O_o;; cause I am not a glutton.
Yahiko: why?
Saph: o_O;; cause I'm not.
Yahiko: why?
Saph: cause I ....I don't know..
Yahiko: why?
Saph: why not?
Yahiko: I don't know...
Saph: why?
Yahiko:...
Saph: n_n (thinking) it's MY job to annoy people like that!
br saph and Yahiko are having a "why?" contest, Inuyasha, tristan, and joey are whining about food, Yami is STIll chasing after that person (O_o;;) and uuh.kurama is trying to revive his sweater..(O_o;;;;;)
that wasn't funny, was it? Well, REVIEW ANYWAYS!