Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I just own the messed up plot…or IS there a plot?
---Last Time---
Sirius: Hey, Moony, what was the potion for?
Remus: Oh, um, world domination…/Thinking:/ No way. It was to win Lily over! And THEN we would take over the world!
James: Well, let's go get a good night's sleep. I want to be at my best when I embarrass Snivellus tomorrow.
Sirius: Agreed.
Remus: But guys. What will we do to him?
James, Sirius, and Remus: /Pondering looks/
James: We'll figure it out in the morning. Right now, I want to dream of Lily!
Sirius and Remus: /Groan and throw pillows at James/ Shut up and go to sleep, you dolt.
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Chapter 8: James Goes Mental
/The Marauders are lounging on the grass by the lake as they sunbathe/
James: This idea was pure gold, Sirius. Now, Lily won't be able to resist me with my golden brown tan!
Sirius: /Trying to refrain from laughing, as James has the complexion of a tomato/ Of course she wont, mate. Of course.
Remus: /Glances up from book/ It's not like you guys to be so…calm. What's up?
Sirius: Moony, we're just taking a day off from our jobs.
Remus: /Raises eyebrow/ Jobs?
James: /Nods/ Didn't you know that we've been hired as troublemakers of the school?
Remus: /Looking doubtful/ By who?
Sirius: The Head Girl and Boy.
Remus: /Gasp/ You're joking, right?
James: Not a chance, mate. Now just relax and tan. Maybe you'll end up looking as good as me.
Remus: /Smirks/ That will be hard to do, James.
James: Yes, I know.
Peter: /Suddenly appears carrying a Carebears beach towel and is wearing Teletubbies swim trunks/ What's happening, guys?
Sirus: Not you, Peter.
Peter: But this was the latest look in my magazine.
Remus: Which one, Peter?
Peter: /Thinks/ Digest for the Extremely Happy Man.
Sirius: /Stifles a laugh/ Oh yeah, Peter, it's the latest for a man of your stature.
Peter: /Grins, lays out towel and begins to sunbathe/
James: Hey! I just remembered something! I'll see you all later! /Suddenly runs off/
Sirius: James is acting awfully strange.
Remus: It's just your overactive imagination. Now shut up and sunbathe. You want to attract SOME girls, right?
Sirius: Oh, right. /Goes back to sunbathing/
That night in the dormitory:
Sirius: /Is sitting on bed, reading what seems to be the Daily Prophet/
James: Why Padfoot, I didn't know that you read the Daily Prophet!
Sirius: A man like myself should. /Goes back to reading/ Hey! There's a great tip for making your windows more attractive in here!
Remus: /Becomes suspicious. Walks over and takes the Daily Prophet, only to reveal…/
James: Witch Weekly?! Sirius, what the bloody hell!!
Sirius: I read it for the recipes. /Shifty eyes/
James and Remus: Riiiiiiiiight…
James: /Glances at watch/ Well, mates, I've got to be going. Ta ta! /Runs out of Gryffindor Tower/
Sirius: I have a feeling that he's up to something.
Remus: You're overreacting. Again.
Sirius: You're probably right, Moony. Then again, you're always right. Why am I never right?
Remus: Because you're not a Prefect.
Sirius: THAT explains it. /Thinks hard for a moment/ WAIT! GREAT SCOTT, I'VE GOT IT!
Remus: /Rolls eyes/ What have you thought of this time?
Sirius: THE PREFECT BADGE GIVES YOU POWERS!
Remus: /Groans and throws a pillow at Sirius/ Let's go find out what James is doing. It's got to be healthier than you thinking.
Sirius: Yeah…
Remus: /Smirks/
Twenty Minutes Later:
Sirius: Are we there yet, Remus?
Remus: /Sighs/ I don't know "where" IS, Sirius!
Sirius: Oh, ok.
/Silence/
Sirius: Remus, are we there YET?
Remus: NO, Sirius, we aren't.
Sirius: Ok.
/Silence/
Sirius: Remus, are we the—
Remus: IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I'LL CURSE YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Sirius: Ok. Sheesh, no need to get so hostile.
Remus: /Rolls eyes/
Suddenly:
Sirius: Do you hear that?
Remus: /Listens carefully/ If you mean high pitched singing, then yes.
Sirius: I think we found our mate.
Remus: /Sarcastic/ Brilliant deduction, Merlin.
Sirius: /Beams/ Thank you.
Remus and Sirius: /Creep over to the door and peer in through the crack/
Remus: My. God.
Sirius: BLOODY HELL!
Remus: We have to save him!
Sirius: Yes! Commando op 003! Move!
Sirius and Remus: /Burst through the door, revealing James in a room with pictures of Lily plastered all over. He's sitting at a piano, writing a song and singing lyrics. On a table is a brick that Lily threw at him, protected by a glass case. Poems are all over the table, all written about Lily/
Sirius: Don't worry, James! We're here to save you!
James: Wha?
Remus: We have to hurry, Sirius!
Remus and Sirius: /Grab James' arms and start dragging him out/
James: I DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Remus: /Shakes head/ He's delusional! We have to hurry! His life is on the line!
Sirius: NO, JAMES! Don't leave me! Just hold on!
James: I'M FINE! LET ME GO!
Remus and Sirius: /Let go/
James: /Rubs arms/ Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Remus and Sirius: /Grab James' arms again/
Sirius: No, you don't.
James: YES I DO!
Remus: Mate, if you're that obsessed, then we HAVE to save you. /Nods to Sirius/
Sirius: /Nods and whacks James on the head, knocking him out/ Let's hope he won't be dreaming of Lily.
Remus: I doubt that.
Sirius: Well, we can torch the room to save him.
Remus: THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Sirius: /Smirks/ You like fire, don't you?
Remus: /Hides lighters behind his back/ Um, no. /Shifty eyes/
Sirius: Oh, ok. Well, let's go!
Remus: Gladly!
James: /Wakes up, only to see all of Lily's pictures on fire/ LILY! /Faints/
Remus: /Shakes head/ He's gone mental.
Sirius: Well, now he fits in with us.
Remus: Too true.
Hey! I'm back! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but my computer was being stupid. Well, here's the next chapter. Hope you all like it!
Reviews:
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well, that's it for now. I'll try to update again soon.
---Jojo---