The Idiotic Sotry with Absolutely No PLot
Saph: chapter threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Disclaimer: leave me alone! Saph owns nothing but herself! Now go away..(goes away, muttering darkly under his breath)
Saph: humph. Anyways, answers to reviews.wow, I actually, GOT some.
Forbidden Turkey- er..yes, you are the first turkey to review my story. In fact, the first turkey to review ANY of my stories.thanks for reviewing it..
Dreammaster2411- is it ok if I just answer you're review by calling you "Taji"? and no, you cannot die! You hear me? CANNOT, CANNOT, CANNOT! (eyes well up with tears) you..you were inspirited? By MY story? You don't know how great that makes me feel!!! YOU, one of the funniest authors I've ever known, inspirited by ME!! (cries) Kenshin: she's just a little over-emotional about this... Saph: anyways, I am forever grateful for your reviews! For your second review..er..owoh??
Saph: well, now that's done with, lets get on with the story!! n_n
Chapter three- ATTACK OF THE EVIL HAIRCUTTER!!!!
Saph: (calmly watching Yami chase that person, Joey and Tristan argue, and Kurama STILL trying to revive his sweater)
Explosion: BOOM!
Saph: O_o;; what happened?
Voice: SAAAAAAPH! TIME FOR YOUR HAAAIIIIRR CUUUUUUUUUUT!!
Saph: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voice: (is really THE EVIL HAIRCUTTER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM) COME HERE, AND LET ME CUT OFF YOUR HAIR, SAAAAAAPH!
Saph: (running around the room panicking) NOOO! YOU WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR!! NOOOOOOO!
Kenshin: O_O cutting hair!! ORO! NOOOOOO! (runs around room with Saph)
Everyone else: O_o;;
Yugi: (out of his reverie) NOOO! HAIRCUTTERS ARE EVIL! THEY WILL NEVER CUT MY COOL HAIR! IT'S TOO COOL! (runs around room too)
Hiei: (unbecomes an ice statue) I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!! LET'S DO THE POKEDANCE! (turns into an ice statue)
Haircutter of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM: (grabs Kenshin) hahahaha! A victim- er, I mean, customer! Now, I think he will look great BALD!!
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(takes breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Saph: Oh no!
Kaoru: Oh no! (goes back to playing DDR)
Kenshin's reverse-blade sword (sakabatou): oh no!
Kool-Aid man: (crashes in through wall) OOOOOOH, YEAH!
Rest: (stare at Kool-Aid man)
Kool-Aid man: . (walks back out slowly)
Kenshin: YOU CAN'T CUT MY HAIR!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, THAT I WON'T!
Saph: he's right! You CAN'T!! it's too cool!!! Now, Kurama, on the other hand.....
Kurama: hey! I have red hair too! What's the difference between me and Kenshin???
Saph: (matter-of-factly) because Kenshin's hair is cooler than yours!
Kurama: how?
Saph: I don't know! It just IS!
Kenshin: MY HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!
Saph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL SAVE YOUR COOL HAIR, KENSHIN!!! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (jumps hair-cutter dude, and begins to punch him) AN OPENING! (punch) (kick) (poke) (kick) (kick) (kick) (punch) (bokken attack)
Inuyasha: I could be wrong, but toto. ORO! My noodles are ready!
Kenshin: ORO is my word!!
Inuyasha: whatever. (runs to get noodles)
Saph: ok, I'm done beating up the haircutter dude!
Kenshin: YAY! YOU SAVED MY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL HAIR! (hugs Saph) NOW LET'S SHARE SUGAR! (magically gives Saph a cupful of sugar)
Saph: YAYYYYY!! (devours sugar)
rest: he did not just do that.
Sano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run for your lives! SAPH HAD SUGAR!
Kenshin: (randomly disappears)
Saph: HEY! WHERE DID KENSHIN GO!! NOOO! WHERE'S KENSHIN? NOOO!
Inuyasha: (randomly appears, holding a cup of noodles) YOU MEAN YOU LOST KENSHIN?? GUYS LIKE US DON'T JUST FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU KNOW!
Kenshin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (comes falling through roof)
Miroku: (looks up hopefully) beautiful woman who want to bear my child don't just fall out of the sky, you know.
Saph: (mutters) lecher. (hugs Kenshin) KENSHIN! YOU'RE OK! LETS HAVE SUGAR TO CELEBRATE!
Sano: (to Megumi) why do you call me rooster-head?
Megumi: cause you ARE a rooster head...
Sano: why?
Megumi: er..cause that's the way your hair was when you were born..
Sano: why?
Megumi: BECAUSE PURPLE MAD COWS EAT MAHOGONY WOOD! (curls up and has shifty eyes)
Rest: O.o;;
Kaoru: (still dancing away at the DDR machine that randomly appeared in Saph's house) oh yeah, go me! WHO ROCKS AT DANCING? HUH? TELL ME! WHO DA BEST?? OH YEAH!
Rest: o.O;;
Kaoru: (suddenly begins to sing "Hey Ya") shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid, shake it...hey, wait a second..what's a Polaroid?
Kenshin: ORO???
Saph: x_x
Yahiko: what happened to her?
Soujiro: (still curled up, sucking on his thumb) HER SOUL WAS TAKEN BY THE EVIL GOLDFISHES THROUGH THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY NEED SOULS TO REVIVE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL THE TOILETS!! (shifty eyes)
Hiei: no, she just doesn't like that song.
Soujiro: (twitch) I still say her soul was stolen by the evil fishes who need souls to revive and take over the world and destroy all the toilets.
Megumi: (calmly) I say she fell down a big hole and can't get out.
Kurama: but she's right there! (Points at empty space)
Megumi: my point exactly. (begins flapping like a bird) LOOK! I REALLY AM A FOX! I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (jumps of 2-inch ledge)
Rest: O.o;;
Saph: (randomly jumps up) THAT SONG MUST DIIIIIIIIIIE! (turns on "Linkin Park" full blast)
Everyone: (gets blown away) AAARGH!
Saph: there. that's much better. ^_^
Yami: WHO WANTS TO DUEL MEEEEEEE?
Bakura: (appears out of nowhere...again...) pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Bakura: pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Bakura: Pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Kagome: (appears randomly too) STOP IT!
Saph: where did YOU come from?
Kagome: uuh..THE PLANET FULL OF SCHOOLGIRLS WITH REALLY REALLY SHORT SKIRTS! (disappears)
Miroku: can I go there?
Sango: no, the computers there guard it too well. (walks away)
br Linkin Park is blasting everyone away, Kaoru is still dancing, Megumi is, er, "flying", Soujiro is muttering about goldfish, Yami and Bakura are saying "pharaoh" and "tomb raider" to each other, and chaos ensues.....(O.o;;;;;;;) OK, THAT WASN'T FUNNY, WAS IT? WAS IT? (sobs hysterically) WELL, REVIEW ANYWAYS! JUST DO IT, OK? JUST DO! (runs away crying)
Saph: chapter threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Disclaimer: leave me alone! Saph owns nothing but herself! Now go away..(goes away, muttering darkly under his breath)
Saph: humph. Anyways, answers to reviews.wow, I actually, GOT some.
Forbidden Turkey- er..yes, you are the first turkey to review my story. In fact, the first turkey to review ANY of my stories.thanks for reviewing it..
Dreammaster2411- is it ok if I just answer you're review by calling you "Taji"? and no, you cannot die! You hear me? CANNOT, CANNOT, CANNOT! (eyes well up with tears) you..you were inspirited? By MY story? You don't know how great that makes me feel!!! YOU, one of the funniest authors I've ever known, inspirited by ME!! (cries) Kenshin: she's just a little over-emotional about this... Saph: anyways, I am forever grateful for your reviews! For your second review..er..owoh??
Saph: well, now that's done with, lets get on with the story!! n_n
Chapter three- ATTACK OF THE EVIL HAIRCUTTER!!!!
Saph: (calmly watching Yami chase that person, Joey and Tristan argue, and Kurama STILL trying to revive his sweater)
Explosion: BOOM!
Saph: O_o;; what happened?
Voice: SAAAAAAPH! TIME FOR YOUR HAAAIIIIRR CUUUUUUUUUUT!!
Saph: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voice: (is really THE EVIL HAIRCUTTER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM) COME HERE, AND LET ME CUT OFF YOUR HAIR, SAAAAAAPH!
Saph: (running around the room panicking) NOOO! YOU WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR!! NOOOOOOO!
Kenshin: O_O cutting hair!! ORO! NOOOOOO! (runs around room with Saph)
Everyone else: O_o;;
Yugi: (out of his reverie) NOOO! HAIRCUTTERS ARE EVIL! THEY WILL NEVER CUT MY COOL HAIR! IT'S TOO COOL! (runs around room too)
Hiei: (unbecomes an ice statue) I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!! LET'S DO THE POKEDANCE! (turns into an ice statue)
Haircutter of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM: (grabs Kenshin) hahahaha! A victim- er, I mean, customer! Now, I think he will look great BALD!!
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(takes breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Saph: Oh no!
Kaoru: Oh no! (goes back to playing DDR)
Kenshin's reverse-blade sword (sakabatou): oh no!
Kool-Aid man: (crashes in through wall) OOOOOOH, YEAH!
Rest: (stare at Kool-Aid man)
Kool-Aid man: . (walks back out slowly)
Kenshin: YOU CAN'T CUT MY HAIR!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT, THAT I WON'T!
Saph: he's right! You CAN'T!! it's too cool!!! Now, Kurama, on the other hand.....
Kurama: hey! I have red hair too! What's the difference between me and Kenshin???
Saph: (matter-of-factly) because Kenshin's hair is cooler than yours!
Kurama: how?
Saph: I don't know! It just IS!
Kenshin: MY HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!
Saph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL SAVE YOUR COOL HAIR, KENSHIN!!! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (jumps hair-cutter dude, and begins to punch him) AN OPENING! (punch) (kick) (poke) (kick) (kick) (kick) (punch) (bokken attack)
Inuyasha: I could be wrong, but toto. ORO! My noodles are ready!
Kenshin: ORO is my word!!
Inuyasha: whatever. (runs to get noodles)
Saph: ok, I'm done beating up the haircutter dude!
Kenshin: YAY! YOU SAVED MY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL HAIR! (hugs Saph) NOW LET'S SHARE SUGAR! (magically gives Saph a cupful of sugar)
Saph: YAYYYYY!! (devours sugar)
rest: he did not just do that.
Sano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run for your lives! SAPH HAD SUGAR!
Kenshin: (randomly disappears)
Saph: HEY! WHERE DID KENSHIN GO!! NOOO! WHERE'S KENSHIN? NOOO!
Inuyasha: (randomly appears, holding a cup of noodles) YOU MEAN YOU LOST KENSHIN?? GUYS LIKE US DON'T JUST FALL FROM THE SKY, YOU KNOW!
Kenshin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (comes falling through roof)
Miroku: (looks up hopefully) beautiful woman who want to bear my child don't just fall out of the sky, you know.
Saph: (mutters) lecher. (hugs Kenshin) KENSHIN! YOU'RE OK! LETS HAVE SUGAR TO CELEBRATE!
Sano: (to Megumi) why do you call me rooster-head?
Megumi: cause you ARE a rooster head...
Sano: why?
Megumi: er..cause that's the way your hair was when you were born..
Sano: why?
Megumi: BECAUSE PURPLE MAD COWS EAT MAHOGONY WOOD! (curls up and has shifty eyes)
Rest: O.o;;
Kaoru: (still dancing away at the DDR machine that randomly appeared in Saph's house) oh yeah, go me! WHO ROCKS AT DANCING? HUH? TELL ME! WHO DA BEST?? OH YEAH!
Rest: o.O;;
Kaoru: (suddenly begins to sing "Hey Ya") shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid, shake it...hey, wait a second..what's a Polaroid?
Kenshin: ORO???
Saph: x_x
Yahiko: what happened to her?
Soujiro: (still curled up, sucking on his thumb) HER SOUL WAS TAKEN BY THE EVIL GOLDFISHES THROUGH THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY NEED SOULS TO REVIVE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL THE TOILETS!! (shifty eyes)
Hiei: no, she just doesn't like that song.
Soujiro: (twitch) I still say her soul was stolen by the evil fishes who need souls to revive and take over the world and destroy all the toilets.
Megumi: (calmly) I say she fell down a big hole and can't get out.
Kurama: but she's right there! (Points at empty space)
Megumi: my point exactly. (begins flapping like a bird) LOOK! I REALLY AM A FOX! I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (jumps of 2-inch ledge)
Rest: O.o;;
Saph: (randomly jumps up) THAT SONG MUST DIIIIIIIIIIE! (turns on "Linkin Park" full blast)
Everyone: (gets blown away) AAARGH!
Saph: there. that's much better. ^_^
Yami: WHO WANTS TO DUEL MEEEEEEE?
Bakura: (appears out of nowhere...again...) pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Bakura: pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Bakura: Pharaoh.
Yami: tomb raider.
Kagome: (appears randomly too) STOP IT!
Saph: where did YOU come from?
Kagome: uuh..THE PLANET FULL OF SCHOOLGIRLS WITH REALLY REALLY SHORT SKIRTS! (disappears)
Miroku: can I go there?
Sango: no, the computers there guard it too well. (walks away)
br Linkin Park is blasting everyone away, Kaoru is still dancing, Megumi is, er, "flying", Soujiro is muttering about goldfish, Yami and Bakura are saying "pharaoh" and "tomb raider" to each other, and chaos ensues.....(O.o;;;;;;;) OK, THAT WASN'T FUNNY, WAS IT? WAS IT? (sobs hysterically) WELL, REVIEW ANYWAYS! JUST DO IT, OK? JUST DO! (runs away crying)