The Idiotic Story with Absolutely No Plot
ehh... no comments today, 'cept I'm sorry for not updating in...uh...months. I have humor's block. I'm on an angst roll, and have mainly been writing angst. o.o; opposite, I know. But no one ever said I had to be normal!!
NOTE: to avoid confusion, normal Marik will be "Marik," while Yami Marik will be "Malik." Also, I will be trying to use Yu-Gi-Oh!'s JAPANESE character names. Like this:
Jonouchi=Joey
Honda=Tristan
Anzu= Tea (I think I'll kill her off... WEE! TEA-BASHING)
Ryou= normal Bakura
Bakura= Yami Bakura
Got it? good.
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Chapter Four-Is it Chicken?
EVERYONE: HAPPY HAPPY DAY! IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY SONG! IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY DAY, SO WE SIGN THE HAPPY HAPPY SONG! HAPPY HAPPY DAY! IT'S THE HAPPY HAP-
MARIK: What's the best tuna?
MALIK: (a/n: see note) CHICKEN OF THE SEAAA!!
EVERYONE ELSE: o.O; whaaaaaaaaa????????????????
MARIK: what's the best chicken?
MALIK: chicken of the sea! (disappears in a puff of rainbow-colored smoke)
EVERYONE ELSE: O.o;
YAMI: YESSSSS! I HAVE DEFEATED MALIK AND SAVED THE WORLD! I RUUUUUUUUULE! (pumps fist in air)
EVERYONE ELSE: (stares. edges FAAAAAAAAR away.)
YAMI: (begins doing victory dance which includes the electric slide and the point.)
SAPH'S OTHER FRIEND: (appears in cloud of chickens) NOOOOOOOOOO! MALIK! (disappears)
JONOUCHI: but is it chicken?
SAITO: of course it's chicken, ahou!
KENSHIN: no way! it's like, totally tuna!
INUYASHA: well, I say it's a green cow!
MARIK: (oblivious) what's the best tuna?
DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MALIK: chicken of the seaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
MEGUMI: AAAAAAH! IT'S A GHOST! (hides behind non-existant table which is behind a non-existent chair which is behind a non-existant wall which is in a non-existant room)
KAEDE: (randomly appears) No, child. IT'S THE FOREST OF IRISH GREEN MEN WITH PURPLE TIGHTS!
YAHIKO: aaaaaaaaaaaaah! RUN AWAY! IT'S A DEMON! (points at Kaede)
KAEDE: WHERE?! (looks around) BEGONE DEMON, BEGONE! (falls asleep) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
SANGO: YAYY! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD! (begins square-dancing)
EVERYONE ELSE: yayyy! (begin square-dancing)
SAPH: do you know the ice cream man, the ice cream man, the ice cream man?!
SANOSUKE: no, but I know the lollipop man! (licks lollipop)
HIEI: (STILL the only sane one) it's MUFFIN MAN, bakas!
KURAMA: (gasp) HIEI'S LOST HIS MIND!
HIEI: -.- you're kidding right? YOU people are the ones who belong in a looney bin.
KOENMA: (appears out of nowhere) WAAAAAH! YOU'RE SO MEAN, HIEI! YOU HURTED MY FEELINGS!!!!!! (sobs hysterically)
SAITO: (girly gasp) YOU'RE SO MEAN! YOU MADE THE BABY CRY! (pats Koenma) It's ok, little baby. The mean man is gone now!
HIEI: (twitches) HE'S NOT A BABY! HE'S OVER 500 YEARS OLD!
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Saph: I bet you people are wondering why I haven't updated in FOREVER! Well, it goes like this:
No, I'm not a lazy bum. Fine, I AM lazy bum. But I've also had humor's block. No, it's not an excuse. Yes, I know the sky is purple. Yes, I know the trees will eat my house if I sleep. No, I haven't slept in the past 1437128905712857 days. Yes, I have died 12783497120501285856 times in the last hour. No, if cheese did fail, then ketchup would take it's place.Yes, I know I am answering every single one of your questions in PERFECT ORDER! Yes, I am psychic. No way! Those people at the hospital were REALLYYYYYYYY nice! They gave me a FREE white jacket and put me in a padded room. But then I broke the walls of the padded room and had to run away. It was so sad. No, I'm not pyscho. Yes, I am mentally ill. YES, I'M PYSHIC! No, PSYCHIC, not PSYCHO. Psychic! PSYCHIC! PSYHIC!!!!!!!!! PSYCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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HONDA: ONCE YOU OPEN THEIR PACK, THEY SMIIILE RIGHT BACK, THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK, GOLDFISH! (eats giant bags of nonexistent goldfish brand crackers)
BOTAN: yay! NONEXISTENT CRACKERS! BINGO! (pulls oar out of nowhere) NOW, I MUST SLAY THE BEAST! (runs off into distant nowhereness.)
YUSUKE: (sobs into hankie) NOOOO! BOTAN! DON'T GO! (sobs) She was always the brave one. But so reckless! WHYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!! WHY DID SHE LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! (gets up and walks into wall)
RANDOM VOICE: yay! HE WALKED INTO A WALL!
YUSUKE: (gets up. sits in a chair)
RANDOM VOICE: yeaaa! HE SAT IN A CHAIR!
YUSUKE: (gets up. walks around in circles)
MISAO: CAW CAW! CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!!!! (explodes)
RANDOM VOICE: yay! SHE CAWED AND EXPLODED!
SAPH: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
KENSHIN: MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!! (runs off waving scarf around)
YAMI: NOOOOO! MY SCARF! HE STOLE MY SCARF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YUGI: but how do you know it's YOUR scarf?
YAMI: o.0 because....It's mine....
YUGI: but how do YOU know it's YOUR scarf?
YAMI: 0.o because.... I owned it...
YUGI: but how do YOU know it's YOUR scarf just because you owned it?
YAMI: BECAUSE THE RABID MONKEYS FROM PLANET DAIJOUBAINGLALALA SAID SO! (explodes)
YUGI: now THAT'S a good reason! (walks off humming, oblivious to the fact YAMI has...exploded)
INUYASHA: that was a LOUD explosion! It went KABLOOEY!
MIROKU: nuh-uh! It went KABOOM!
SOUJIRO: (appears out of nowhere)....it was the goldfish of doom from the toilet.... AND IT WENT BOOM BOOM! (curls back up into a ball and sucks on thumb)
AOSHI: I am the strongest of the pit-fall spitting throwers!
PIGGY: (randomly appears. has glasses on.) MY NAME IS MR. HAM! TODAY, YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ON THE THINGIES OF WRITING!!!!!
SAPH: thingies...of writing? o.0
PIGGY NAMED MR.HAM: yes, the thingies of writing! You know, metaphores, rhyme, similes--
MEGUMI: smilies!
PIGGY NAMED MR.HAM: no, SIMILES
MEGUMI: smilies!
MR.HAM: SIMILES!
MEGUMI: SMILIES!
MR.HAM: SIMILES!
MEGUMI:SMILIES!
MR.HAM:SIMILES!
MEGUMI: SMILIES!
MR.HAM: SIMILESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also explodes)
MEGUMI: hah! I WIN! I ALWAYS KNEW THE PURPLE LEPRECHAUNS WOULD HELP ME! THANK YOU SO MUCH, PURPLE LEPRECHAUNS!! I AM FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY THE POWER OF CHEESE, I SHALL ONE DAY JOIN YOU AND BECOME A PURPLE LEPRECHAUN NAMED LAPRIXIONITELIAS!!!
SHINY THINGS: (randomly appear in room)
EVERYONE ELSE: oooooooooooh, shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (get starry-eyed)
SAPH: wellllllllll..........
MARIK: what's the best tuna?
EVERYONE ELSE: chicken of the sea!
INUYASHA: I still say it's mad green cows!
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o-k. that's a wrap for this chap, cause I got humor's block again.
Did you know that if you take the first letter of every word in the title it spells "TISWAN"? TISAWN!
REVIEW! sorry, it's not funny, is it? ;-;
ehh... no comments today, 'cept I'm sorry for not updating in...uh...months. I have humor's block. I'm on an angst roll, and have mainly been writing angst. o.o; opposite, I know. But no one ever said I had to be normal!!
NOTE: to avoid confusion, normal Marik will be "Marik," while Yami Marik will be "Malik." Also, I will be trying to use Yu-Gi-Oh!'s JAPANESE character names. Like this:
Jonouchi=Joey
Honda=Tristan
Anzu= Tea (I think I'll kill her off... WEE! TEA-BASHING)
Ryou= normal Bakura
Bakura= Yami Bakura
Got it? good.
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Chapter Four-Is it Chicken?
EVERYONE: HAPPY HAPPY DAY! IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY SONG! IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY DAY, SO WE SIGN THE HAPPY HAPPY SONG! HAPPY HAPPY DAY! IT'S THE HAPPY HAP-
MARIK: What's the best tuna?
MALIK: (a/n: see note) CHICKEN OF THE SEAAA!!
EVERYONE ELSE: o.O; whaaaaaaaaa????????????????
MARIK: what's the best chicken?
MALIK: chicken of the sea! (disappears in a puff of rainbow-colored smoke)
EVERYONE ELSE: O.o;
YAMI: YESSSSS! I HAVE DEFEATED MALIK AND SAVED THE WORLD! I RUUUUUUUUULE! (pumps fist in air)
EVERYONE ELSE: (stares. edges FAAAAAAAAR away.)
YAMI: (begins doing victory dance which includes the electric slide and the point.)
SAPH'S OTHER FRIEND: (appears in cloud of chickens) NOOOOOOOOOO! MALIK! (disappears)
JONOUCHI: but is it chicken?
SAITO: of course it's chicken, ahou!
KENSHIN: no way! it's like, totally tuna!
INUYASHA: well, I say it's a green cow!
MARIK: (oblivious) what's the best tuna?
DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MALIK: chicken of the seaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
MEGUMI: AAAAAAH! IT'S A GHOST! (hides behind non-existant table which is behind a non-existent chair which is behind a non-existant wall which is in a non-existant room)
KAEDE: (randomly appears) No, child. IT'S THE FOREST OF IRISH GREEN MEN WITH PURPLE TIGHTS!
YAHIKO: aaaaaaaaaaaaah! RUN AWAY! IT'S A DEMON! (points at Kaede)
KAEDE: WHERE?! (looks around) BEGONE DEMON, BEGONE! (falls asleep) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
SANGO: YAYY! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD! (begins square-dancing)
EVERYONE ELSE: yayyy! (begin square-dancing)
SAPH: do you know the ice cream man, the ice cream man, the ice cream man?!
SANOSUKE: no, but I know the lollipop man! (licks lollipop)
HIEI: (STILL the only sane one) it's MUFFIN MAN, bakas!
KURAMA: (gasp) HIEI'S LOST HIS MIND!
HIEI: -.- you're kidding right? YOU people are the ones who belong in a looney bin.
KOENMA: (appears out of nowhere) WAAAAAH! YOU'RE SO MEAN, HIEI! YOU HURTED MY FEELINGS!!!!!! (sobs hysterically)
SAITO: (girly gasp) YOU'RE SO MEAN! YOU MADE THE BABY CRY! (pats Koenma) It's ok, little baby. The mean man is gone now!
HIEI: (twitches) HE'S NOT A BABY! HE'S OVER 500 YEARS OLD!
-------------------------------------------------[BREAK TIME!]---------------------------------------------
Saph: I bet you people are wondering why I haven't updated in FOREVER! Well, it goes like this:
No, I'm not a lazy bum. Fine, I AM lazy bum. But I've also had humor's block. No, it's not an excuse. Yes, I know the sky is purple. Yes, I know the trees will eat my house if I sleep. No, I haven't slept in the past 1437128905712857 days. Yes, I have died 12783497120501285856 times in the last hour. No, if cheese did fail, then ketchup would take it's place.Yes, I know I am answering every single one of your questions in PERFECT ORDER! Yes, I am psychic. No way! Those people at the hospital were REALLYYYYYYYY nice! They gave me a FREE white jacket and put me in a padded room. But then I broke the walls of the padded room and had to run away. It was so sad. No, I'm not pyscho. Yes, I am mentally ill. YES, I'M PYSHIC! No, PSYCHIC, not PSYCHO. Psychic! PSYCHIC! PSYHIC!!!!!!!!! PSYCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------[END BREAK]----------------------------------------------------------------------
HONDA: ONCE YOU OPEN THEIR PACK, THEY SMIIILE RIGHT BACK, THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK, GOLDFISH! (eats giant bags of nonexistent goldfish brand crackers)
BOTAN: yay! NONEXISTENT CRACKERS! BINGO! (pulls oar out of nowhere) NOW, I MUST SLAY THE BEAST! (runs off into distant nowhereness.)
YUSUKE: (sobs into hankie) NOOOO! BOTAN! DON'T GO! (sobs) She was always the brave one. But so reckless! WHYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!! WHY DID SHE LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! (gets up and walks into wall)
RANDOM VOICE: yay! HE WALKED INTO A WALL!
YUSUKE: (gets up. sits in a chair)
RANDOM VOICE: yeaaa! HE SAT IN A CHAIR!
YUSUKE: (gets up. walks around in circles)
MISAO: CAW CAW! CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!!!! (explodes)
RANDOM VOICE: yay! SHE CAWED AND EXPLODED!
SAPH: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
KENSHIN: MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!! (runs off waving scarf around)
YAMI: NOOOOO! MY SCARF! HE STOLE MY SCARF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YUGI: but how do you know it's YOUR scarf?
YAMI: o.0 because....It's mine....
YUGI: but how do YOU know it's YOUR scarf?
YAMI: 0.o because.... I owned it...
YUGI: but how do YOU know it's YOUR scarf just because you owned it?
YAMI: BECAUSE THE RABID MONKEYS FROM PLANET DAIJOUBAINGLALALA SAID SO! (explodes)
YUGI: now THAT'S a good reason! (walks off humming, oblivious to the fact YAMI has...exploded)
INUYASHA: that was a LOUD explosion! It went KABLOOEY!
MIROKU: nuh-uh! It went KABOOM!
SOUJIRO: (appears out of nowhere)....it was the goldfish of doom from the toilet.... AND IT WENT BOOM BOOM! (curls back up into a ball and sucks on thumb)
AOSHI: I am the strongest of the pit-fall spitting throwers!
PIGGY: (randomly appears. has glasses on.) MY NAME IS MR. HAM! TODAY, YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ON THE THINGIES OF WRITING!!!!!
SAPH: thingies...of writing? o.0
PIGGY NAMED MR.HAM: yes, the thingies of writing! You know, metaphores, rhyme, similes--
MEGUMI: smilies!
PIGGY NAMED MR.HAM: no, SIMILES
MEGUMI: smilies!
MR.HAM: SIMILES!
MEGUMI: SMILIES!
MR.HAM: SIMILES!
MEGUMI:SMILIES!
MR.HAM:SIMILES!
MEGUMI: SMILIES!
MR.HAM: SIMILESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also explodes)
MEGUMI: hah! I WIN! I ALWAYS KNEW THE PURPLE LEPRECHAUNS WOULD HELP ME! THANK YOU SO MUCH, PURPLE LEPRECHAUNS!! I AM FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY THE POWER OF CHEESE, I SHALL ONE DAY JOIN YOU AND BECOME A PURPLE LEPRECHAUN NAMED LAPRIXIONITELIAS!!!
SHINY THINGS: (randomly appear in room)
EVERYONE ELSE: oooooooooooh, shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (get starry-eyed)
SAPH: wellllllllll..........
MARIK: what's the best tuna?
EVERYONE ELSE: chicken of the sea!
INUYASHA: I still say it's mad green cows!
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o-k. that's a wrap for this chap, cause I got humor's block again.
Did you know that if you take the first letter of every word in the title it spells "TISWAN"? TISAWN!
REVIEW! sorry, it's not funny, is it? ;-;