DaisyDoom666: WooHoo!!! My first fanfic-ish thing!!!!!!
StarFlower26: Oh boy... you people are in for it now.
Daisy: And just what is that supposed to mean?!
Star: That you're a physcho crazed freak that will probably drive them all mad.
Daisy: Who's 'them all'?
Star: Anyone who reads this...!
Daisy: Oh... Well... We should get on with it then shouldn't we?
Star: nod
Daisy: Alright. pout pout I don't own Miroku... Inuyasha... or any of the other charectors... pout pout
Star: Good... Now the money hungry lawyers wont be after your ass.... Now start the fic!
Daisy: My pleasure! Okay peoplez... We're going to treat this fic as a show- type thing. I know its been done a lot, but i figured it would be a nice easy way to introduce myself to the community...heh...heh... besides with my poems...
Star: So... What exactly are we going to do?
Daisy: I'm not quite sure. Maybe we should get started by telling the Inu- gang who we are and un-tying them...?
Star: That would be a good point to start with.
Daisy: Goes to a closet and pulls out Inu, Kag, Sango and Miroku, all tied up to one another.
Star: Hi ya! I'm Star... takes gags out of their mouths.
Daisy: And I'm Daisy.
Inu: What the fucking hell! Where the fuck are we you stupid fucking humans!!!!???
Daisy: Did you say the word 'fuck' enough?
Inuyasha: dives at Daisy
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
Inu: falls to ground Ouch!! Why the fuck are you protecting them?! They fucking kidnapped us!
Daisy: We did no such thing! We juts conveniently drug you in the direction we were going against your will... shifty eyes
Kagome: Don't say fuck! Its a bad word!
Inuyasha: They fucking kidnapped us!!!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: falls owwwwww
Sango: slaps Miroku Don't you touch me!
Miroku: shrugs and grabs Kagome's ass
Inuyasha: Throws him to the ground and walks away
Sango: runs to his side then slaps him again
Miroku: Jealous, are we, Sango?
Sango: slaps again NO! We're stuck in some demented peoples basement and all you can think about is that!!!?
Star: Well anyway... Thank you Sango... I always knew that you were smart...You are in our basement.
Daisy: cheerfully and there's special force fields by all the doors-
Star interrupting her and windows!
Daisy: glare and windows... so you can't get out! Mwahahahaha!!!! sits on Miroku's lap
Miroku: well then... lecherous smile
Sango: pushes daisy off him and slaps Miroku
Miroku: My, you have a violent side...
Sango: I hate this place....
Daisy glares and so you should! sighs but I will accept the fact that even tho you are both to stupid to see it... Miroku is yours and you are his...
Kagome: laughs See Inuyasha! I'm not the only one that can see it!!!
Inuyasha grumble grumble
Sango: Glares at Daisy then at Kagome
Miroku: smiles awkwardly
Daisy: Soooo....
Star: Soooo....? So what?
Kagome: Is there actually a reason that we're here?
Daisy: Oh yes... Yes indeed.....
Star: You're here for our amusement.... and to be tortured.... of course... heh...heh.
Inuyasha: I really don't think a few pathetic human girls will be torturing me....
Daisy: Are you gonna take that Kagome?
Star: Yeah...! He just insulted the entire human race of girls! You included...
Inuyasha: No! Kagome! NO!!! please...?
Kagome: innocent smile SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT
Inuyasha: now sitting in a huge crater.... OWWW!!!! Damn you wench! What'd you do that for?!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha.... shakes her head You'll never learn... SIT!!!
little itty bitty evil elves/gnomes/fairies (( a mix of all 3)) appear and dance around chanting sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: It doesn't work when you fucking midgets say it!
little itty bitty evil elves/gnomes/fairies (( soon to be known as the libeegfs)): in unison with really squeaky annoying voices In da land of the short people... you are the odd one!
A very large libeegf steps forward: You shall not insult my people and get away with it! Woman---Kagome.... Say sit....
Libeegfs: Sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit... sit?
Inuyasha: Shut up you stupid fucking midgets!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha! SIT!
Libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Daisy: Claps her hands and uses the powers she has acquired from years ((months)) of printing out fanfics at the library, and two armchairs appear interesting...
Star: Why thank you... Claps and is holding to bags of pop corn...
Daisy: Your quite welcome...
Star and Daisy: sit and watch the scene as if its a movie....
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Daisy: Ahhh.... the power of the copy and paste buttons....
libeegfs: copypaste copypaste copypaste copypaste
Daisy: You're not supposed to copy me!!!!! only them!!!
Star: and when you hired them, you expected them to listen...?
Libeegfs: listenlistenlistenlistenlisten..... etc
Daisy: That's it! I'm docking your pay!
Star: What are you paying them anyways???
Daisy: Sugar cubes....... shifty eyes...
Libeegfs: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugars ugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsu garsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsug arsugarsugar... etc...
Kagome: I could go for some pop corn right now....
Star: is being chased by libeegfs Damn you fucking midgets!!!!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Damn it woman! It wasn't me this time!
Daisy: is being chased too now ok... now we're gonna end this show... temporairily.... so that we can get rid of these annoying fucking thingys...!
Star: See you laterz!
A/n: The things that my poor deranged mind comes up with! review please...
StarFlower26: Oh boy... you people are in for it now.
Daisy: And just what is that supposed to mean?!
Star: That you're a physcho crazed freak that will probably drive them all mad.
Daisy: Who's 'them all'?
Star: Anyone who reads this...!
Daisy: Oh... Well... We should get on with it then shouldn't we?
Star: nod
Daisy: Alright. pout pout I don't own Miroku... Inuyasha... or any of the other charectors... pout pout
Star: Good... Now the money hungry lawyers wont be after your ass.... Now start the fic!
Daisy: My pleasure! Okay peoplez... We're going to treat this fic as a show- type thing. I know its been done a lot, but i figured it would be a nice easy way to introduce myself to the community...heh...heh... besides with my poems...
Star: So... What exactly are we going to do?
Daisy: I'm not quite sure. Maybe we should get started by telling the Inu- gang who we are and un-tying them...?
Star: That would be a good point to start with.
Daisy: Goes to a closet and pulls out Inu, Kag, Sango and Miroku, all tied up to one another.
Star: Hi ya! I'm Star... takes gags out of their mouths.
Daisy: And I'm Daisy.
Inu: What the fucking hell! Where the fuck are we you stupid fucking humans!!!!???
Daisy: Did you say the word 'fuck' enough?
Inuyasha: dives at Daisy
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
Inu: falls to ground Ouch!! Why the fuck are you protecting them?! They fucking kidnapped us!
Daisy: We did no such thing! We juts conveniently drug you in the direction we were going against your will... shifty eyes
Kagome: Don't say fuck! Its a bad word!
Inuyasha: They fucking kidnapped us!!!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: falls owwwwww
Sango: slaps Miroku Don't you touch me!
Miroku: shrugs and grabs Kagome's ass
Inuyasha: Throws him to the ground and walks away
Sango: runs to his side then slaps him again
Miroku: Jealous, are we, Sango?
Sango: slaps again NO! We're stuck in some demented peoples basement and all you can think about is that!!!?
Star: Well anyway... Thank you Sango... I always knew that you were smart...You are in our basement.
Daisy: cheerfully and there's special force fields by all the doors-
Star interrupting her and windows!
Daisy: glare and windows... so you can't get out! Mwahahahaha!!!! sits on Miroku's lap
Miroku: well then... lecherous smile
Sango: pushes daisy off him and slaps Miroku
Miroku: My, you have a violent side...
Sango: I hate this place....
Daisy glares and so you should! sighs but I will accept the fact that even tho you are both to stupid to see it... Miroku is yours and you are his...
Kagome: laughs See Inuyasha! I'm not the only one that can see it!!!
Inuyasha grumble grumble
Sango: Glares at Daisy then at Kagome
Miroku: smiles awkwardly
Daisy: Soooo....
Star: Soooo....? So what?
Kagome: Is there actually a reason that we're here?
Daisy: Oh yes... Yes indeed.....
Star: You're here for our amusement.... and to be tortured.... of course... heh...heh.
Inuyasha: I really don't think a few pathetic human girls will be torturing me....
Daisy: Are you gonna take that Kagome?
Star: Yeah...! He just insulted the entire human race of girls! You included...
Inuyasha: No! Kagome! NO!!! please...?
Kagome: innocent smile SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT
Inuyasha: now sitting in a huge crater.... OWWW!!!! Damn you wench! What'd you do that for?!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha.... shakes her head You'll never learn... SIT!!!
little itty bitty evil elves/gnomes/fairies (( a mix of all 3)) appear and dance around chanting sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: It doesn't work when you fucking midgets say it!
little itty bitty evil elves/gnomes/fairies (( soon to be known as the libeegfs)): in unison with really squeaky annoying voices In da land of the short people... you are the odd one!
A very large libeegf steps forward: You shall not insult my people and get away with it! Woman---Kagome.... Say sit....
Libeegfs: Sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit... sit?
Inuyasha: Shut up you stupid fucking midgets!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha! SIT!
Libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Daisy: Claps her hands and uses the powers she has acquired from years ((months)) of printing out fanfics at the library, and two armchairs appear interesting...
Star: Why thank you... Claps and is holding to bags of pop corn...
Daisy: Your quite welcome...
Star and Daisy: sit and watch the scene as if its a movie....
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
libeegfs: sitsitsitsitsistsistsitsitsitsitsitsitistisitsisitistisitsitistisitsitistisi tistisitisitsitisit
Inuyasha: Fuck you!
Daisy: Ahhh.... the power of the copy and paste buttons....
libeegfs: copypaste copypaste copypaste copypaste
Daisy: You're not supposed to copy me!!!!! only them!!!
Star: and when you hired them, you expected them to listen...?
Libeegfs: listenlistenlistenlistenlisten..... etc
Daisy: That's it! I'm docking your pay!
Star: What are you paying them anyways???
Daisy: Sugar cubes....... shifty eyes...
Libeegfs: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugars ugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsu garsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsug arsugarsugar... etc...
Kagome: I could go for some pop corn right now....
Star: is being chased by libeegfs Damn you fucking midgets!!!!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Damn it woman! It wasn't me this time!
Daisy: is being chased too now ok... now we're gonna end this show... temporairily.... so that we can get rid of these annoying fucking thingys...!
Star: See you laterz!
A/n: The things that my poor deranged mind comes up with! review please...