Sleepover:
Part Two
The three men panted as they looked at Naruto but soon their attentions were diverted to Sasuke. Vomit joined the blood on the floor. Ino was furious. Sasuke had turned into an extremely obese woman with a navy blue mullet. His boobs were huge but they hung down to his waist. Not only that, but there was no clouds to save the judges eyes.
"Wrong... so wrong..." Jiraiya manage to get out, still choking.
"Alright take a good look at the guys and rank them" Ino said handing the three men some paper and a pen. In Iron Chef fashion, the men went through a list of qualities ranking all the girls... erm.... boys, on many aspects.
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Meanwhile in another part of the village an old hag was glaring into her crystal ball (left behind by The Third) as one of her eyebrows twitched furiously. Tsunade raced out of room leaving a path of destruction.
She broke down the door to Ino's house and headed straight for Jiraiya.
"YOU OF ALL PEOPLE!!! TO LOOK AT SUCH YOUNG GIRLS... er... boys or whatever... IT IS JUST WRONG!" She said as she punched him so hard in the face he crashed through Ino's living room wall.
Then her rage turned to Kakashi. "SOME OF THESE BOYS ARE YOUR OWN STUDENTS!" She grabbed him by the neck, flung him round in circles and out the window.
Then she saw Ebisu trying to crawl away.
"NO ONE ESCAPES THE WRATH OF THE FIFTH HOKAGE!!!" She screams, hair standing up straight, almost turning super saiyan (she would have too, if it wasn't for the fact that she wasn't saiyan).
Running straight for him, she kicked him hard in the groin. All the guys' faces winced in pain, just watching that hurt. Tsunade dusted off her hands and turned to the girls with a smile.
"Sorry to interrupt your fun girls. I will just be taking these perverts and leaving" she says picking up a dead looking Ebisu and flinging him over her shoulder.
Then she walked over to get Jiraiya, but decided to kick him hard in the stomach first. Umm... just to make sure he was out before picking him up. Ya... that was the reason. She made her way over to the window to collect Kakashi; two out cold men already hung over her back. However before jumping out she turns to the stunned audience.
"Oh ya! Ino don't worry about your house. I will send someone over in the morning to fix it."
Ino just nodded she was still very much in shock.
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A few minutes after Tsunade left she began to come out of it and started collecting the papers. Soon the results were in. Ino announced the outcome.
"Ok girls! The second runner up is.... Neji!"
Tenten hugged Neji. Even though they didn't win, at least they placed, she figured. Plus it was an excuse to hug him.
"The first runner up is... Shikamaru!"
Temari smirked. Shikamaru thought how troublesome this was. Being second in a cross-dressing pageant isn't a good thing.
"And the winner is..."
Lee's eyes grew wide in anticipation. A drum roll started up out of no where. After a few seconds they noticed Gaara sitting in the corner playing a drum he made out sand. Everyone sweat drops. He stops playing.
"What!? ...I never get to do anything" Gaara said with a pout, and then dissolved into sand.
"Anyways... AND THE WINNER IS... NARUTO!"
Hinata and Naruto got caught up in the moment and hugged each other jumping up and down.
"We Won!/I Beat Sasuke! We Won!/I Beat Sasuke! I'm Hugging Naruto/I Beat Sasuke! Wait! I mean... we won!?"
The two stopped and Hinata looks at the ground blushing furiously. Luckily Lee saved the day as he interrupts the scene.
"What place did I come in?"
He was sad that he had lost. Sakura had put so much hard work into making him look pretty. But he still wanted to know how they did.
"You came in fourth. Sasuke was last..." she said giving him a death glare.
"HAHA! Dead Last!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke.
Sasuke ripped his gag out, since his hands were still free.
"Yes Naruto... 'good job' you managed to beat me in a cross dressing competition" Sasuke mocked. But secretly he was mad that he was unable to perform the technique. He blamed it on the fact that he had never seen a naked girl. While he was distracted Ino took him down and retied his hands ensuring he wouldn't get away.
"Well now that the competition is over what should we do?" Ino asked, brushing some hair out of her face.
"We... we could... uh... watch a movie..." Hinata whispered.
"Ooooo... what movie!?" Sakura and Lee squeal in unison.
"Umm... Naruto and I were talking about good movies while we waited. He told me about his favorite, I haven't seen it but it sounds good" Hinata voice raised a bit. "Gone With the Wind"
Naruto turned a bright shade of red. Sasuke seethed, that was his favorite movie! The group agreed on the movie and made there way over to the seating area in front of Ino's big screen TV. There were two large couches, a love seat and two chairs. Temari and Tenten dropped their still tied up boy toys on the two couches. Ino dragged a struggling Sasuke over to the love seat. Sakura and Lee cuddled up on one of the big comfy chairs. Hinata glanced over at Naruto and quickly turned away. The only seat open was the other chair. Naruto just hopped onto the chair. Hinata took a seat on the floor not knowing what else to do. Naruto looked at her quizzically.
"Hey Hinata you can sit with me if you want. I can't imagine the floor is very comfortable" Naruto suggested.
Hinata turned tomato red but made her way to the chair none the less.
Temari cuddled up to Shikamaru and ran her fingers threw his hair. Shikamaru decided it felt kinda nice and maybe it wasn't too troublesome.
Tenten sat petting Nejis face, every once and while she would pinch his cheeks. She had some strange obsession with his face. Neji just hoped she wasn't clogging his pores; perfect skin wasn't easy to maintain.
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The movie was long... really really really REALLY long!
Sakura and Lee had fallen asleep sprawled out over each other, both drooling.
Naruto had fallen asleep with his head on Hinatas shoulder. She had forced herself to stay awake so she could enjoy every minute of his body contact. Hinata also thought it would be good to see the movie so that maybe they could talk about it later, since it was Naruto's favorite. However she missed most of it because every time there was a romantic scene she would get lost in day dream.
Ino spent the whole movie holding Sasuke in a death grip, planting kisses all over his face. Sasuke was pissed off; her big head kept getting in the way at the best parts.
In the end everyone was asleep except for two people; Hinata, who was in her own world of Naruto fantasies and Sasuke, who at this point had a high probability of drowning in his own tears. The end always got him, regardless of how many times he had seen it before.
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Well this is the end... or is it? Please tell me if you would like me to do a sequel. Also I need some ideas on what the boys could do for revenge. Thanks a ton for everyone who voted in part one. I am sorry if the winner wasn't who you wanted but I tallied up the scores and this is what I got.
Part Two
The three men panted as they looked at Naruto but soon their attentions were diverted to Sasuke. Vomit joined the blood on the floor. Ino was furious. Sasuke had turned into an extremely obese woman with a navy blue mullet. His boobs were huge but they hung down to his waist. Not only that, but there was no clouds to save the judges eyes.
"Wrong... so wrong..." Jiraiya manage to get out, still choking.
"Alright take a good look at the guys and rank them" Ino said handing the three men some paper and a pen. In Iron Chef fashion, the men went through a list of qualities ranking all the girls... erm.... boys, on many aspects.
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Meanwhile in another part of the village an old hag was glaring into her crystal ball (left behind by The Third) as one of her eyebrows twitched furiously. Tsunade raced out of room leaving a path of destruction.
She broke down the door to Ino's house and headed straight for Jiraiya.
"YOU OF ALL PEOPLE!!! TO LOOK AT SUCH YOUNG GIRLS... er... boys or whatever... IT IS JUST WRONG!" She said as she punched him so hard in the face he crashed through Ino's living room wall.
Then her rage turned to Kakashi. "SOME OF THESE BOYS ARE YOUR OWN STUDENTS!" She grabbed him by the neck, flung him round in circles and out the window.
Then she saw Ebisu trying to crawl away.
"NO ONE ESCAPES THE WRATH OF THE FIFTH HOKAGE!!!" She screams, hair standing up straight, almost turning super saiyan (she would have too, if it wasn't for the fact that she wasn't saiyan).
Running straight for him, she kicked him hard in the groin. All the guys' faces winced in pain, just watching that hurt. Tsunade dusted off her hands and turned to the girls with a smile.
"Sorry to interrupt your fun girls. I will just be taking these perverts and leaving" she says picking up a dead looking Ebisu and flinging him over her shoulder.
Then she walked over to get Jiraiya, but decided to kick him hard in the stomach first. Umm... just to make sure he was out before picking him up. Ya... that was the reason. She made her way over to the window to collect Kakashi; two out cold men already hung over her back. However before jumping out she turns to the stunned audience.
"Oh ya! Ino don't worry about your house. I will send someone over in the morning to fix it."
Ino just nodded she was still very much in shock.
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A few minutes after Tsunade left she began to come out of it and started collecting the papers. Soon the results were in. Ino announced the outcome.
"Ok girls! The second runner up is.... Neji!"
Tenten hugged Neji. Even though they didn't win, at least they placed, she figured. Plus it was an excuse to hug him.
"The first runner up is... Shikamaru!"
Temari smirked. Shikamaru thought how troublesome this was. Being second in a cross-dressing pageant isn't a good thing.
"And the winner is..."
Lee's eyes grew wide in anticipation. A drum roll started up out of no where. After a few seconds they noticed Gaara sitting in the corner playing a drum he made out sand. Everyone sweat drops. He stops playing.
"What!? ...I never get to do anything" Gaara said with a pout, and then dissolved into sand.
"Anyways... AND THE WINNER IS... NARUTO!"
Hinata and Naruto got caught up in the moment and hugged each other jumping up and down.
"We Won!/I Beat Sasuke! We Won!/I Beat Sasuke! I'm Hugging Naruto/I Beat Sasuke! Wait! I mean... we won!?"
The two stopped and Hinata looks at the ground blushing furiously. Luckily Lee saved the day as he interrupts the scene.
"What place did I come in?"
He was sad that he had lost. Sakura had put so much hard work into making him look pretty. But he still wanted to know how they did.
"You came in fourth. Sasuke was last..." she said giving him a death glare.
"HAHA! Dead Last!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke.
Sasuke ripped his gag out, since his hands were still free.
"Yes Naruto... 'good job' you managed to beat me in a cross dressing competition" Sasuke mocked. But secretly he was mad that he was unable to perform the technique. He blamed it on the fact that he had never seen a naked girl. While he was distracted Ino took him down and retied his hands ensuring he wouldn't get away.
"Well now that the competition is over what should we do?" Ino asked, brushing some hair out of her face.
"We... we could... uh... watch a movie..." Hinata whispered.
"Ooooo... what movie!?" Sakura and Lee squeal in unison.
"Umm... Naruto and I were talking about good movies while we waited. He told me about his favorite, I haven't seen it but it sounds good" Hinata voice raised a bit. "Gone With the Wind"
Naruto turned a bright shade of red. Sasuke seethed, that was his favorite movie! The group agreed on the movie and made there way over to the seating area in front of Ino's big screen TV. There were two large couches, a love seat and two chairs. Temari and Tenten dropped their still tied up boy toys on the two couches. Ino dragged a struggling Sasuke over to the love seat. Sakura and Lee cuddled up on one of the big comfy chairs. Hinata glanced over at Naruto and quickly turned away. The only seat open was the other chair. Naruto just hopped onto the chair. Hinata took a seat on the floor not knowing what else to do. Naruto looked at her quizzically.
"Hey Hinata you can sit with me if you want. I can't imagine the floor is very comfortable" Naruto suggested.
Hinata turned tomato red but made her way to the chair none the less.
Temari cuddled up to Shikamaru and ran her fingers threw his hair. Shikamaru decided it felt kinda nice and maybe it wasn't too troublesome.
Tenten sat petting Nejis face, every once and while she would pinch his cheeks. She had some strange obsession with his face. Neji just hoped she wasn't clogging his pores; perfect skin wasn't easy to maintain.
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The movie was long... really really really REALLY long!
Sakura and Lee had fallen asleep sprawled out over each other, both drooling.
Naruto had fallen asleep with his head on Hinatas shoulder. She had forced herself to stay awake so she could enjoy every minute of his body contact. Hinata also thought it would be good to see the movie so that maybe they could talk about it later, since it was Naruto's favorite. However she missed most of it because every time there was a romantic scene she would get lost in day dream.
Ino spent the whole movie holding Sasuke in a death grip, planting kisses all over his face. Sasuke was pissed off; her big head kept getting in the way at the best parts.
In the end everyone was asleep except for two people; Hinata, who was in her own world of Naruto fantasies and Sasuke, who at this point had a high probability of drowning in his own tears. The end always got him, regardless of how many times he had seen it before.
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Well this is the end... or is it? Please tell me if you would like me to do a sequel. Also I need some ideas on what the boys could do for revenge. Thanks a ton for everyone who voted in part one. I am sorry if the winner wasn't who you wanted but I tallied up the scores and this is what I got.