Legolas and Aragorn were surrounded by 100-something Orcs.
"How many can you take?" asked Aragorn.
"Around 50."
"Okay, you take this half and I'll that half."
"One with the most kills buys the other lunch?"
"Deal."
They took off killing every Orc in their path.
"Twenty-eight!"
""Fourty-six!"
"Crap!"
When they we're done "slaying" the Orcs they tallied they're score.
"Eighty-two." said Legolas.
"Eighty-three." Aragorn stated smugly. Legolas developed a sudden eye- twitch as GAME OVER flashed across the screen.
"Beginners luck."
"So, about that lunch..." said Aragorn, smirking.
"Grr..."
"I think a rib-eye steak sounds nice."
"Oh SURE! Buy the most expensive thing on the menu!"
"What? It's not like I'm paying."
The took they're seats and ordered. Soon the waiter returned with their food.
"That will be 53 cash. Or a check made out to Outback Steak House." said the waiter, his large mustache twitching with every word.
After the waiter had left. Aragorn spoke up.
"Ya know Leggy, back in the day..."
"Here we go again." Said Legolas.
"...they didn't have such good steak houses."
"They didn't have steak houses period."
"And certainly no video games, which I what was it? Oh yeah, beat your butt at!"
"Like I said, beginners luck."
"I bet a girl could beat you!"
"Tch, yeah right."
"Okay... I bet you 20 bucks plus lunch that you can't beat...her." He pointed at a blonde haired elf maiden. Legolas was entranced.
'She's perfect!' though Legolas. 'Like... a cheeseburger with extra cheese. Wait, am I comparing women to food? I'm losing my mind.'
His attention snapped back to Aragorn. He didn't want to seem like a wimp, or buy him another lunch.
"Deal." Said Legolas, and made his way toward her table, still, unknowingly to himself, in love.
"How many can you take?" asked Aragorn.
"Around 50."
"Okay, you take this half and I'll that half."
"One with the most kills buys the other lunch?"
"Deal."
They took off killing every Orc in their path.
"Twenty-eight!"
""Fourty-six!"
"Crap!"
When they we're done "slaying" the Orcs they tallied they're score.
"Eighty-two." said Legolas.
"Eighty-three." Aragorn stated smugly. Legolas developed a sudden eye- twitch as GAME OVER flashed across the screen.
"Beginners luck."
"So, about that lunch..." said Aragorn, smirking.
"Grr..."
"I think a rib-eye steak sounds nice."
"Oh SURE! Buy the most expensive thing on the menu!"
"What? It's not like I'm paying."
The took they're seats and ordered. Soon the waiter returned with their food.
"That will be 53 cash. Or a check made out to Outback Steak House." said the waiter, his large mustache twitching with every word.
After the waiter had left. Aragorn spoke up.
"Ya know Leggy, back in the day..."
"Here we go again." Said Legolas.
"...they didn't have such good steak houses."
"They didn't have steak houses period."
"And certainly no video games, which I what was it? Oh yeah, beat your butt at!"
"Like I said, beginners luck."
"I bet a girl could beat you!"
"Tch, yeah right."
"Okay... I bet you 20 bucks plus lunch that you can't beat...her." He pointed at a blonde haired elf maiden. Legolas was entranced.
'She's perfect!' though Legolas. 'Like... a cheeseburger with extra cheese. Wait, am I comparing women to food? I'm losing my mind.'
His attention snapped back to Aragorn. He didn't want to seem like a wimp, or buy him another lunch.
"Deal." Said Legolas, and made his way toward her table, still, unknowingly to himself, in love.