Capital R Strikes Back
A/N: Yay! Capital R and Co. are back. This chapter is based on an episode of South Park (Ladder to Heaven). Also, one of the main characters in this one is based on a person as well as I will put myself in it. If you figure out who it was that I based this on, I'll give you an animation (I will be working on another one and this will hopefully work and be funny). Please no Flames, I don't own Les Mis or the Ladder to heaven episode.
Chapter 1- The Posession of Paul (A Clue!)
Paul sat in the bar. He was so tired and he just needed a drink. His dark brown hair was tossed about his head. He looked up with weary eyes. He was in the middle of performing Les Miserables and all he wanted was a nap. He saw the bartender.
"Hey, sir, can I have a bottle of Chateaux du Chavenrie?"
The bartender went off to get some. He returned shortly. Paul promptly opened the bottle and drank. At least he'd be in character.
"Unbeknownst to Paul, the wine he was drinking was from a bottle of wine where the grapes were grown on top of where Eponine, Joly, Enjolras, and Grantaire were buried."
Paul heard this and turned to see a girl of about 16.
"Uh, who are you?"
"Nobody."
"Are you 21?"
"Uh... See ya!" The girl said running off.
That night, during the performance, Paul began to feel a little sick. They were in the middle of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" when Vail hit a certain note. Suddenly, there was a soft "Ping".
"The Mild Mannered Grantaire hears a noise and becomes Capital R, he must find his Hat Girl." Paul said as he threw off his clothes. "Tally Ho!"
Paul streaked across the stage as Vail and Neal watched on. Finally, Vail asked "How much wine did Paul have?"
"Capital R becomes a wolf and sniffs out Hat girl." Paul said as he crawled on the ground. He came up to Jess who was in her outfit as Eponine. He sniffed her.
"Paul, what on earth are you doing?" She asked.
"Hat Girl?" Paul asked.
"Snap out of it!" Jess yelled while hitting him in the back of the head causing him to return to normal.
"Hey! Where's my clothes?" He asked.
After the performance, he was waiting in his hotel room for Matt. He suddenly lost his consciousness as a new consciousness bubbled up.
"Huh? What the-"He said looking in the mirror at himself. "I need make up 'cause man, I look odd."
Paul proceeded to find makeup and put it on. He then snuck into Jess's room and took a dress. He decided to shave his legs. After he was all made up, he left Jess's room and walked down the hall. Matt was walking the opposite way.
"Paul... what on earth are you doing?" Matt asked as he looked his friend up and down... the eerie thing was that he made a slightly good looking woman...
"Paul? Oh, you must be asking about my husband, Paul Grantaire... I was just going to meet him and-" Suddenly, Paul regained control and saw himself. He screamed.
The next day, Paul woke up. He walked into the mirror and had the strong urge to check it. He looked at it and saw a white spot. Suddenly, he gained a new consciousness and screamed, "I HAVE THE PLAGUE!"
Matt woke up and saw him. He walked up behind him. Paul turned around to look at him and froze. "You're... you're me!"
"Paul, something is wrong with you."
"HELP! I CAN SEE MYSELF!" Paul cried. He looked in the mirror. "AUGH! I'M TRAPPED IN GRANTAIRE'S BODY! I'M DYING!"
Matt just left the room. Paul suddenly gained control again. He looked around and saw the red sheet on the bed. The last new consciousness took over as Paul ran to the bed and pulled off the bed sheet. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!" Vail and Matt entered the room and saw Paul waving the bed sheet in the air. Vail and Matt subdue him as he shouted in French. Finally, Paul calmed down while Matt and Vail sat on him pinning his arms and legs to the bed. He looked up at them and the icy look in his eyes changed to a more frightened look.
"What's going on?" He cried. "I can't keep control of myself... Help! Help!"
Suddenly, Jess walked into the room.
"Has anyone seen my red dress? And why is there a bunch of hair in my tub?" She asked.
What is wrong with Paul? Will he keep control of himself? Who was the girl in the bar? Will she be able to help Paul? Who is Paul based on? Tune in for the next Chapter of Capital R Strikes Back.
A/N: So, did you like it? I hope that this doesn't offend anyone. It is only based on a real person but it isn't him. Please review. No Flames please.
La Epster.
A/N: Yay! Capital R and Co. are back. This chapter is based on an episode of South Park (Ladder to Heaven). Also, one of the main characters in this one is based on a person as well as I will put myself in it. If you figure out who it was that I based this on, I'll give you an animation (I will be working on another one and this will hopefully work and be funny). Please no Flames, I don't own Les Mis or the Ladder to heaven episode.
Chapter 1- The Posession of Paul (A Clue!)
Paul sat in the bar. He was so tired and he just needed a drink. His dark brown hair was tossed about his head. He looked up with weary eyes. He was in the middle of performing Les Miserables and all he wanted was a nap. He saw the bartender.
"Hey, sir, can I have a bottle of Chateaux du Chavenrie?"
The bartender went off to get some. He returned shortly. Paul promptly opened the bottle and drank. At least he'd be in character.
"Unbeknownst to Paul, the wine he was drinking was from a bottle of wine where the grapes were grown on top of where Eponine, Joly, Enjolras, and Grantaire were buried."
Paul heard this and turned to see a girl of about 16.
"Uh, who are you?"
"Nobody."
"Are you 21?"
"Uh... See ya!" The girl said running off.
That night, during the performance, Paul began to feel a little sick. They were in the middle of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" when Vail hit a certain note. Suddenly, there was a soft "Ping".
"The Mild Mannered Grantaire hears a noise and becomes Capital R, he must find his Hat Girl." Paul said as he threw off his clothes. "Tally Ho!"
Paul streaked across the stage as Vail and Neal watched on. Finally, Vail asked "How much wine did Paul have?"
"Capital R becomes a wolf and sniffs out Hat girl." Paul said as he crawled on the ground. He came up to Jess who was in her outfit as Eponine. He sniffed her.
"Paul, what on earth are you doing?" She asked.
"Hat Girl?" Paul asked.
"Snap out of it!" Jess yelled while hitting him in the back of the head causing him to return to normal.
"Hey! Where's my clothes?" He asked.
After the performance, he was waiting in his hotel room for Matt. He suddenly lost his consciousness as a new consciousness bubbled up.
"Huh? What the-"He said looking in the mirror at himself. "I need make up 'cause man, I look odd."
Paul proceeded to find makeup and put it on. He then snuck into Jess's room and took a dress. He decided to shave his legs. After he was all made up, he left Jess's room and walked down the hall. Matt was walking the opposite way.
"Paul... what on earth are you doing?" Matt asked as he looked his friend up and down... the eerie thing was that he made a slightly good looking woman...
"Paul? Oh, you must be asking about my husband, Paul Grantaire... I was just going to meet him and-" Suddenly, Paul regained control and saw himself. He screamed.
The next day, Paul woke up. He walked into the mirror and had the strong urge to check it. He looked at it and saw a white spot. Suddenly, he gained a new consciousness and screamed, "I HAVE THE PLAGUE!"
Matt woke up and saw him. He walked up behind him. Paul turned around to look at him and froze. "You're... you're me!"
"Paul, something is wrong with you."
"HELP! I CAN SEE MYSELF!" Paul cried. He looked in the mirror. "AUGH! I'M TRAPPED IN GRANTAIRE'S BODY! I'M DYING!"
Matt just left the room. Paul suddenly gained control again. He looked around and saw the red sheet on the bed. The last new consciousness took over as Paul ran to the bed and pulled off the bed sheet. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!" Vail and Matt entered the room and saw Paul waving the bed sheet in the air. Vail and Matt subdue him as he shouted in French. Finally, Paul calmed down while Matt and Vail sat on him pinning his arms and legs to the bed. He looked up at them and the icy look in his eyes changed to a more frightened look.
"What's going on?" He cried. "I can't keep control of myself... Help! Help!"
Suddenly, Jess walked into the room.
"Has anyone seen my red dress? And why is there a bunch of hair in my tub?" She asked.
What is wrong with Paul? Will he keep control of himself? Who was the girl in the bar? Will she be able to help Paul? Who is Paul based on? Tune in for the next Chapter of Capital R Strikes Back.
A/N: So, did you like it? I hope that this doesn't offend anyone. It is only based on a real person but it isn't him. Please review. No Flames please.
La Epster.