Purple Monkeys
Disclaimer: Crimson: Go to hell you- Pacific: slaps hand over crimson's mouth Sorry, Crimsons in a bad mood, don't own, no suing.
Authors Note: Crimson: sorry we took so long but things came books, anime Pacific: a cartoon show that was originally created for 10- year olds. Crimson: go to hell. sulks and Trigun. Pacific: And work...my work is better then yours! Crimson: is currently looking for her cousins beyblade under the bed and is buisily discovering things she didn't know she owned Pacific: yeah...stares just read the story.
After a quick change of clothes and a riveting game of mini-putting (it's all in the wrist you know) with Muffy and Kitten, Snape decided to head over to the ships bar to see what the best these raving mad muggles could come up with. He was hoping they could make a good tequila.
Upon downing his neon pink tequila (with a green umbrella of course) he heard a cold familiar voice demand a turtle-wine Snape nearly spit his drink out. Swallowing the remainder of his pink drink (Pacific: it rhymes!) he turned and saw (Crimson: dun dun duh! Pacific: takes out whiffel bat and swings it threateningly) none other then Lucus Malfoy staring at a neon purple drink that was anything but a turtle-wine.
"What is this?"
"That?" The bartender turned back to look at him. "That's turtle- wine, hello?" he then pointed at a poster that was hanging above the bar. It was a picture of a large purple drink in a turtle cup with bright neon lettering that seemed to scream at the onlooker 'Turtle-wine, this weeks special.'
"This is turtle-wine?" Lucus snorted looking disgusted at the prospect of drinking it.
"Um, yeah! Now are you gonna pay for it or what?"
Lucus looked down his nose at the bar tender when he told him how much the drink cost. He muttered "muggle currency" then stared at the bartender when he proceeded to say..."Muggle? We don't serve that trash around here, if you want a cheep drink like that go to a cheep cruise-line, here we serve only the best." Before flouncing behind a large door behind that bar that read 'Employees Only'
Malfoy senior stared down at the drink before knocking it over, untouched. He stood up and walked towards the door before he noticed Snape sitting at the other end of the bar, his drink glass still sitting before him, empty.
Strutting over Malfoy sat down onto the stool next to Snape. He made a small exclamation before standing up again and muttering a cleansing charm in the direction of the stool. He muttered 'He'll be one of the first to go on this ship.' Before sitting down again.
It was then that Snape couldn't help but think that if Spork had anything to do with it, Lucus would not only do nothing of the sort, but he would also be sent off into the horizon on a small inflatable dingy with nothing but a small box of crackers and all the purple monkeys...okay, and maybe a spork to defend himself with.
Gathering up all his courage and wit, Snape turned to Lucus and sneered "I thought you were married Lucus, Draco will be ever so disappointed with you, and what ever will Narcassa say?"
Lucus glared back before snapping at Snape. "And what will our lord have to say when he finds out that you were found on a muggle gay cruise? I never knew you enjoyed the company of men Severus, although it may be understandable after that night where you went out drinking with McGonagall and had to many tequilas."
Snape felt his face heat up and hoped that he wasn't blushing. He knew from experience that it was very un-evil looking, and he did like to always look the part. Snape stood up gathering himself and in one swift movement he spat on Lucus and stormed out.
Lucus was left sitting in the bar, stunned at what just happened. Spit was dripping down his pointed noise.
Snape mean wile went out onto the deck of the ship to get some air. As he did so he saw Kitten and Muffy came out hand in hand to see how he was doing.
"An ex huh?"
"What?" Snape stared at Muffy in horror.
"Don't worry, we all have a few, two of mine are on this ship too...I've already tried to lock them into the broom closets, the locks on this ship are really cheap."
Snape could do nothing to convince the pair that it was otherwise so all he could do was to stare in open mouthed horror. His thoughts slowly telling him 'So, there really must be purple monkeys on this ship, but more importantly they think Lucus is my ex!'
To be continued...
Authors Note: Crimson: phew! Finally finished! Pacific: figures, it takes months to gets around to doing, but it only takes a few hours to write. Go figure. Crimson: Review! Pacific: Indeed. Crimson: Quite. Pacific: Exactly. Crimson: Yup. Yup.
Disclaimer: Crimson: Go to hell you- Pacific: slaps hand over crimson's mouth Sorry, Crimsons in a bad mood, don't own, no suing.
Authors Note: Crimson: sorry we took so long but things came books, anime Pacific: a cartoon show that was originally created for 10- year olds. Crimson: go to hell. sulks and Trigun. Pacific: And work...my work is better then yours! Crimson: is currently looking for her cousins beyblade under the bed and is buisily discovering things she didn't know she owned Pacific: yeah...stares just read the story.
After a quick change of clothes and a riveting game of mini-putting (it's all in the wrist you know) with Muffy and Kitten, Snape decided to head over to the ships bar to see what the best these raving mad muggles could come up with. He was hoping they could make a good tequila.
Upon downing his neon pink tequila (with a green umbrella of course) he heard a cold familiar voice demand a turtle-wine Snape nearly spit his drink out. Swallowing the remainder of his pink drink (Pacific: it rhymes!) he turned and saw (Crimson: dun dun duh! Pacific: takes out whiffel bat and swings it threateningly) none other then Lucus Malfoy staring at a neon purple drink that was anything but a turtle-wine.
"What is this?"
"That?" The bartender turned back to look at him. "That's turtle- wine, hello?" he then pointed at a poster that was hanging above the bar. It was a picture of a large purple drink in a turtle cup with bright neon lettering that seemed to scream at the onlooker 'Turtle-wine, this weeks special.'
"This is turtle-wine?" Lucus snorted looking disgusted at the prospect of drinking it.
"Um, yeah! Now are you gonna pay for it or what?"
Lucus looked down his nose at the bar tender when he told him how much the drink cost. He muttered "muggle currency" then stared at the bartender when he proceeded to say..."Muggle? We don't serve that trash around here, if you want a cheep drink like that go to a cheep cruise-line, here we serve only the best." Before flouncing behind a large door behind that bar that read 'Employees Only'
Malfoy senior stared down at the drink before knocking it over, untouched. He stood up and walked towards the door before he noticed Snape sitting at the other end of the bar, his drink glass still sitting before him, empty.
Strutting over Malfoy sat down onto the stool next to Snape. He made a small exclamation before standing up again and muttering a cleansing charm in the direction of the stool. He muttered 'He'll be one of the first to go on this ship.' Before sitting down again.
It was then that Snape couldn't help but think that if Spork had anything to do with it, Lucus would not only do nothing of the sort, but he would also be sent off into the horizon on a small inflatable dingy with nothing but a small box of crackers and all the purple monkeys...okay, and maybe a spork to defend himself with.
Gathering up all his courage and wit, Snape turned to Lucus and sneered "I thought you were married Lucus, Draco will be ever so disappointed with you, and what ever will Narcassa say?"
Lucus glared back before snapping at Snape. "And what will our lord have to say when he finds out that you were found on a muggle gay cruise? I never knew you enjoyed the company of men Severus, although it may be understandable after that night where you went out drinking with McGonagall and had to many tequilas."
Snape felt his face heat up and hoped that he wasn't blushing. He knew from experience that it was very un-evil looking, and he did like to always look the part. Snape stood up gathering himself and in one swift movement he spat on Lucus and stormed out.
Lucus was left sitting in the bar, stunned at what just happened. Spit was dripping down his pointed noise.
Snape mean wile went out onto the deck of the ship to get some air. As he did so he saw Kitten and Muffy came out hand in hand to see how he was doing.
"An ex huh?"
"What?" Snape stared at Muffy in horror.
"Don't worry, we all have a few, two of mine are on this ship too...I've already tried to lock them into the broom closets, the locks on this ship are really cheap."
Snape could do nothing to convince the pair that it was otherwise so all he could do was to stare in open mouthed horror. His thoughts slowly telling him 'So, there really must be purple monkeys on this ship, but more importantly they think Lucus is my ex!'
To be continued...
Authors Note: Crimson: phew! Finally finished! Pacific: figures, it takes months to gets around to doing, but it only takes a few hours to write. Go figure. Crimson: Review! Pacific: Indeed. Crimson: Quite. Pacific: Exactly. Crimson: Yup. Yup.