Chapter 7- Epster's confession

A/N: I don't own Les Miserables. There is some strong Eponine/Grantaire, Enjolras/Joly in this.

Paul got in his car and started his drive to the nature center. When he arrived at the nature center, he saw a car upside down in a ditch. He walked over and realized that someone was still in the car. He broke the glass and heard a scream. He looked in.

"Epster?"

"Ow! Good Grief! You cut me! It hurts!" She screamed.

Paul pried open the door and pulled her out.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah... I think so."

Paul sat down with her. She rested her head on his shoulder causing him to get really uncomfortable.

"Paul... I want to tell you something... I need to tell you now because I may not see you again after it."

Paul shuddered noticing the tone she was using. "What is it?"

"Well, when I saw you in the bar... and on stage... I kinda realized that I have a hug crush on you."

Paul closed his eyes. He remembered too late that it sent him into the white room and there he saw Eponine and Grantaire, well, celebrating their anniversary in a uh... "special way". His eyes shot open and he shuddered.

"What?"

"I think I just either had a sick fantasy or a sick vision or I just witness Eponine and Grantaire doing something they shouldn't be in my head."

Epster blinked.

"So when should we make the switch?"

"Umm... not for a while... Uh... let's have a staring contest."

"Why?"

"If I close my eyes again I'll see THAT."

So the two had a staring contest. Paul decided to see if they were done. Unfortunately, Enjolras and Joly had replaced Eponine and Grantaire. Paul screamed. He sat with his eyes wide open thinking "If Matt and Vail knew about this..."

Epster started to fall asleep. She fell asleep against Paul. Paul watched her and thought to himself, "So a teenager likes me... Is that why she snuck into my class... and wanted me to give her the dead French people in my head... I hope she isn't anything like Eponine-"

"Hey!" Eponine said inside his head.

"Hey Eponine."

"Yes."

"Are Joly and Enjolras-"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Well, Enjolras always liked Grantaire and Joly and Lesgles were an item. But when Lesgles died and Grantaire married me, Enjolras and Joly saw they were meant for each other. Now, they usually don't show their affection but it is a month away from their anniversary."

Paul looked down at Epster again.

"What if she likes me the way you liked Marius?"

"Then she'll move on fast."

"What about how you love Grantaire?"

"Then you better keep yourself out of potentially deadly situations if you don't want her to die. After all, I died protecting Grantaire for about the 3rd or 4th time."

Paul looked down at Epster. She liked him... too much... and he was twenty years older... and would be married soon. Paul shuddered again. She began to talk in her sleep.

"Yes Paul... I do..." Epster began to kiss the air.

"You are ill!" A voice shouted from the dorms across town.

A/N: Well, Again. If anyone has an idea of who Paul is based on, let me know and if it is right, I'll send my animation. Apparently, my driving is as bad as Epster's. Please review but no flames.

La Epster