A/N: Well, let's get this party started!! Disclaimer: One day...

One: Waking up in a weird, weird world

"Well, this'll be a good advert for the cards..." A voice above Ron said.

"I know! People were interested already, but now-"

"Honestly!" A third, agitated voice said. "I can't believe you two are more worried about your sales then you are about your sister!" Sister? Had Ginny been hurt?

"Oh, lighten up Henry!"

"Yeah, it's not like it's a crime or anything, wanting to make a bit of cash."

"No...but still..."

"You're beginning to sound like Percy."

"Oh, yes? Well, maybe that's a good thing! At least he's worried about her! You're just worried about your profits!"

"Oh yeah? Where is Percy then?"

"He's talking to Madame Pomfrey."

"Oh, mind that temper now...Help us out here, Harry!"

"Chill, Henry." Another voice said. "Fred and George are worried; this is just how they deal with it."

"Yeah, Harry's right."

"Yeah, what she said!" Ron was now thoroughly confused. He dragged his burning eyes open, hoping it would help. It didn't. In fact, it made things worse. Four boys and a girl were gathered round his bed. He guessed he was in the hospital wing, but everything else seemed weird, somehow...

"Oh, hello." Said Fred "She's awake. Go and get Perc, Jim." One of the boys got up, grumbling, and walked off the room. Ron now had two problems.

One: The boy named Jim. Who was he? He was most defiantly a boy, but he looked and acted disturbingly like Ginny. Even the names were similar...

Two: Fred had called him a her. What the heck was going on here? He was beginning to guess. Dreading what he might see, Ron looked down his body. His chest had extended. A lot. And his hair had grown. A lot. Okay, he told himself, Don't Panic. But when he- she looked around, it was hard not to. Next to him was Fred, George, and his two best friends- looking nearly the same as ever except for one slight flaw. Hermione and Harry had switched genders. Just what was going on here?

"Feeling okay, sis?" George asked.

"Yeah, that was quite a knock on the head that lamp gave you. Might have knocked out a few brain cells...if you'd had any, of course." Fred added. "Oh, and remind us never to sell any of our products to Naomi." Everyone laughed appreciatively. Naomi? Could it be...Neville?
Just then, Ron had a thought. If he was a girl, wouldn't he have a girl's name...?
"You alright, mate?" The scarily feminine Harry asked.
"Fine." Ron squeaked. If he said anything else, they'd think he was crazy. Maybe he was.

"I'm glad you're alright, 'Becca..." The Hermione-Boy said, shyly.

"Oh please..." Harry-girl moaned "If you two are going to have 'a moment' please wait till I'm out the room..."

"Ah, You'll be ready for love one day, Harriet..." Fred said. "And when you are, we'll be ready for you..."

"What?!" 'Harriet' shrieked.

"Well," George replied "You're famous..."

"You're rich..." Fred added.

"You're good at Quidditch..."

"You come round every summer..."

"And you're not a bad-looker, either."

"I call that One-stop shopping." Fred completed.

"Yuk." Harriet said to Ron "Imagine that! Me and one of your brothers! Now, that's a nasty thought."

"Worse then you know..." Ron gasped, who still thought of Harry as a boy...Just then Percy and 'Jim' turned up.

"Ah, Rebecca, you're awake." Percy said, pompous as ever. At least he was still a boy... "Listen, Madame Pomfrey says that if you feel okay, you can go back to the dorm tonight- and McGonagall will never find out about the party! So-"

"She's not leaving till I've checked her over." The school matron said firmly, appearing suddenly behind them all. They waited patiently for the nurse to deem that 'Rebecca' didn't have flu, TB, Meningitis, Amnesia, Delusion, Chicken pox, Measles, leukaemia or concussion. "I don't know..." She said doubtfully "You still seem very agitated, dear." Really? Ron thought I just changed sexes! And so have my best friends and my little sister! Agitated? Me? Why would I be agitated?! But He just said "No, really, I'm fine." After much ohh-ing and arr-ing, Rebecca was finally aloud to leave and go back to the common room. Ron was relieved. Maybe once he'd had a good night sleep... But he was wrong. Things were about to get a whole lot worse.

A/N: Another shorttie, I know, but now the first that they're done, we can get onto the good stuff- like dormitories, dressing, gossiping and Malfoy! Speaking of whom, Malfoy stays a boy...but boy, have I got a funny sub-plot with him! Let's just say it involves Harriet and a few Gryffindor 'boys'...

List of changed peeps so far:

Harry=Harriet,

Hermione= Henry

Ron= Rebecca

Neville= Naomi

Ginny= Jimmy. (Usually called Jim.)

I'll see you in the next chapter, then!