Chapter 15- The End featuring Paul the Pinto.
A/N: This is the last chapter. Lotsa Paul/Epster and a twist. I don't own Les Mis or dnL.
Paul and Epster kept their relationship a secret for the whole year. Epster would go over to Paul's house every so often at night. From there, they would go to dinner or a movie. Paul's new car broke down one night. After class the next day, Paul told Epster he needed a ride. The two went out to the parking lot. Epster led him to an old Ford Pinto. Deep inside, Paul could tell something was going to go wrong.
Epster and Paul got in. Epster turned the key. The car didn't start.
"Come on, Paul. Work for me."
"Paul? You named your Pinto Paul?
"Yeah... I thought 'Paul, Pinto.' It works."
Paul gave her a look. The car started. Epster shifted the car into drive. The ride was uneventful as Epster drove to Paul's house. Then she backed onto the curb... hard.
The force of the explosion propelled both of them onto Paul's roof. They sat there, dazed but unhurt watching Paul the Pinto go up in flames. Epster pretended she had a bugle and "played" Taps softly as Paul watched the lawn start to catch fire. He began to cry as the fire spread to his car... his brand new, expensive, red Cadillac catching fire. It was almost beautiful. It was like a sunset caused by large amounts of plant and bird killing destroying pollution. That was when Grantaire took over. Paul had not had any dnL that day. Grantaire threw of his clothes and grabbed Epster. He then dove down onto the burning lawn.
"Capital R turns on his Freezo Ray."
Grantaire made Paul play "fireman" as he peed all over the lawn. The fire died down. Paul fought for control. When he regained it, he turned to see all of his neighbors, and his parents, staring at him. All were standing wide eyed, mouths agape. Epster thought quickly and pulled him inside.
The next few days before the end of the summer semester went on without much incident. Then, one day, Paul pulled Epster aside.
"Epster. I have been waiting for a while to do this. I have to admit that I was frightened when I first met you but now that I know you, I realize that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Epster Marten, will you marry me?"
"Yes. I will."
The alarm clock rang as La Epster woke up. She looked around blinking at the light pouring in. Her Cairn Terrier was sleeping at her feet. She looked around and sighed. Then she pulled out her laptop and began to type:
"Paul sat in the bar. He was so tired and he just needed a drink.."
The End
A/N: So you like? Sorry 'bout the twist but I realized that things were just too nonsensical for even me. Please review but no flames.