Disclaimer/A/N must read!: ok first of all I'm NOT a lazy bum okay? The
only reason I didn't update sooner was because I thought you guys didn't
like it that much so I decided not to update until I got I got a lot of
r/r. Second Kuron is NOT a pimple-faced geek! If you read my bio you would
have most likely gotten a picture of what he looks like in your mind..Third
Carro/Sushi I don't think people online give a damn if you changed your
name because I don't you don't r/r a story and say yo kris I
changed my name you were with me why didn't change it. You r/r and
say one of these things 'wow that was great update soon' or 'hey you need a
little work like on the (insert some mistake).Okay now that I'm done
yelling at some very rude r/r I can get on with the story. Okay we all know
that no one owns Inuyasha except for (readers thinks she's gonna say Rumiko
Takahashi )me (readers: what!?!?! you liar! throws stuff at
authoress)okay! okay! I don't own Inuyasha or the random songs. u.u wish I
did.
Ch:2 Has Anyone Seen Kagome's Face Like This O.O?
Kagome: What the hell Inuyasha? What are you doing?
Inuyasha: Well that girl over therepoints to Carro said that you and I make a wonderful couple and are having me do a performance for you
Carro:smiles yup! You and Inuyasha are a perfect match! It's only destiny that You two get together have kids and get married!
Kikyo: Hahahahahaha (a/n: oh no! It's the wicked witch of the west pour water on her!) You pathetic fool Inuyasha and I are destined to be a couple! So just take your weak little bird-brained mind to a place where you are needed like helping cleaning up toilets!
Kuron: Uh oh you shouldn't have said that!
Jared: She shouldn't have come here!
Carro: Well Kikyo you can make up any fantasy you want but in the real world Inuyasha and Kagome are destined. So why don't you take your slut self to a strip club where you belong!
Kikyo: what did you say?!?!
Jared: Is she deaf or something?
Kuron: takes out a megaphone SHE SAID WELL KIKYO YOU CAN-
Kikyo: I know about that you worthless mutt! I was talking about the last part!
Kuron: still speaking in the megaphone OKAY YOU WHORE! SHE SAID WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SLUT SELF TO A STRIP CLUB WHERE YOU BELONG! DO YOU HEAR ME OR DO I NEED TO PUT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jared: Okay Kikyo stand right here moves Kikyo on a spot that strangely looked like a target sign
Kuron, Jared, and Carro:10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!!!!!!!!!!!!then a huge steel boulder crashes on Kikyo
Kuron: Ding dong the witch is dead!
Kagome: Okay.......anyway back to what we were talking about so Carro looks at Carro and smiles a little thinks you and I are a perfect couple. What are they doing?points to Kuron and Jared
Kuron: Well Carro promised me a lot of money $$
Jared: She didn't promise anything for me but I heard there was going to be an all you can eat buffet! Fish,chicken,pork.........mmmmmmmmmm!
Inuyasha: Okay lets just get this over withsinging L is for the way you look at me! O is for the only one I see! is getting into the song and starts dancing around swinging his arms everywhereV is very very extraordinay! E is even more than I can ever adore!
Carro: Next song!
Inuyasha:music changes Do you love me?
Kuron, Carro, and Jared: in the background Do you love?
Inuyasha: Now do you love me?
K/C/J: Do you love?
Inuyasha: Noooooooooooooow thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat IIIIIIIIIIII caaaaaaaaaaan siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!
C/J/K: Next song! music changes
Inuyasha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaays looooooooooooooooove yooooooooooooooouuuuuu! fireworks go offCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't help loving yoooooooouuuuuuuuu!
C/J/K: Okay and thats the end of Inuyasha's performance what do you think Kagome?
Kagome: wide-eyed mouth hanging open O.O ummmmmmm that was-
Inuyasha: looking very sad You didn't like it?
Kagome: No! I loved it! runs up to Inuyasha I love you too kisses him
Kuron: holds up a sign to the readers that said 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!'
Readers: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!
Kuron: puts the sign down Okay Carro where's my money?
Carro: tosses a lot of money to Kuron Here
Kuron: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Hey where's Jared?finds Jared on the buffet table who has eaten everything and is chewing on a chicken leg Hey you pig we're supposed to share!
Jared: Hahahaha I'm not even sorry!
Authoress: And so Inuyasha and Kagome live happily ever after the end
a/n Okay there it was I hope you liked it! Sorry for you Kikyo fans! XP R/R please!
Ch:2 Has Anyone Seen Kagome's Face Like This O.O?
Kagome: What the hell Inuyasha? What are you doing?
Inuyasha: Well that girl over therepoints to Carro said that you and I make a wonderful couple and are having me do a performance for you
Carro:smiles yup! You and Inuyasha are a perfect match! It's only destiny that You two get together have kids and get married!
Kikyo: Hahahahahaha (a/n: oh no! It's the wicked witch of the west pour water on her!) You pathetic fool Inuyasha and I are destined to be a couple! So just take your weak little bird-brained mind to a place where you are needed like helping cleaning up toilets!
Kuron: Uh oh you shouldn't have said that!
Jared: She shouldn't have come here!
Carro: Well Kikyo you can make up any fantasy you want but in the real world Inuyasha and Kagome are destined. So why don't you take your slut self to a strip club where you belong!
Kikyo: what did you say?!?!
Jared: Is she deaf or something?
Kuron: takes out a megaphone SHE SAID WELL KIKYO YOU CAN-
Kikyo: I know about that you worthless mutt! I was talking about the last part!
Kuron: still speaking in the megaphone OKAY YOU WHORE! SHE SAID WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SLUT SELF TO A STRIP CLUB WHERE YOU BELONG! DO YOU HEAR ME OR DO I NEED TO PUT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jared: Okay Kikyo stand right here moves Kikyo on a spot that strangely looked like a target sign
Kuron, Jared, and Carro:10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!!!!!!!!!!!!then a huge steel boulder crashes on Kikyo
Kuron: Ding dong the witch is dead!
Kagome: Okay.......anyway back to what we were talking about so Carro looks at Carro and smiles a little thinks you and I are a perfect couple. What are they doing?points to Kuron and Jared
Kuron: Well Carro promised me a lot of money $$
Jared: She didn't promise anything for me but I heard there was going to be an all you can eat buffet! Fish,chicken,pork.........mmmmmmmmmm!
Inuyasha: Okay lets just get this over withsinging L is for the way you look at me! O is for the only one I see! is getting into the song and starts dancing around swinging his arms everywhereV is very very extraordinay! E is even more than I can ever adore!
Carro: Next song!
Inuyasha:music changes Do you love me?
Kuron, Carro, and Jared: in the background Do you love?
Inuyasha: Now do you love me?
K/C/J: Do you love?
Inuyasha: Noooooooooooooow thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat IIIIIIIIIIII caaaaaaaaaaan siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!
C/J/K: Next song! music changes
Inuyasha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaays looooooooooooooooove yooooooooooooooouuuuuu! fireworks go offCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't help loving yoooooooouuuuuuuuu!
C/J/K: Okay and thats the end of Inuyasha's performance what do you think Kagome?
Kagome: wide-eyed mouth hanging open O.O ummmmmmm that was-
Inuyasha: looking very sad You didn't like it?
Kagome: No! I loved it! runs up to Inuyasha I love you too kisses him
Kuron: holds up a sign to the readers that said 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!'
Readers: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!
Kuron: puts the sign down Okay Carro where's my money?
Carro: tosses a lot of money to Kuron Here
Kuron: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Hey where's Jared?finds Jared on the buffet table who has eaten everything and is chewing on a chicken leg Hey you pig we're supposed to share!
Jared: Hahahaha I'm not even sorry!
Authoress: And so Inuyasha and Kagome live happily ever after the end
a/n Okay there it was I hope you liked it! Sorry for you Kikyo fans! XP R/R please!