Chapter five: Thanx

The two girls entered the Great Hall completely soaked. They sat down at the table, in the seats that were left, across from the maurader, how lucky. After the two began to walk up the stairs when they heard a voice shout," Hey Mudblood, and Tomboy did you go swimming?" They turned around to see Lusicous Malfoy, Bellatrix Black, Narcissa Black, Marcus Crabb, and Reg Goyle. Lily knew that Brittany couldn't stand to have her friends made fun of nor herself. So Brittany walked back down the stairs and stared five in the face.

" Listen you little Slytherin freaks, I was dropped into the lake, I've had a frog put down my shirt, and been humiliated today. Why don't you freaks back OFF!" She screamed in replied, which caused a crowd to gather including the mauraders.

" Well if you a the Mudblood wouldn't be such outcast we could." Bellatrix replied

" Okay first off If anyone here is guilty of dirty blood it's you, and second of all we have more than half the school as friends. So I don't know who you're calling an outcast." Brittany continued

The two glared at each other and then Narcissa spoke," Well Mudblood, don't you have anything to say?"

" No, except you and your band of idiots need to shut their mouths." she replied

" If anyone here is an idiot it's you two." Malfoy replied

" Shut it Malfoy." came James voice

" What are you gonna do about it Potter?" asked Malfoy

" Well there are multiple things I could do, here's your options: Beat your face in or hex you until you apologize to both the girls." He finished

" Neither." Malfoy replied

" Alright then you five should leave before this gets ugly." Sirius said, stepping to James said along with Remus, who were both pounding their fists into their palms.

" Well it's already been declared ugly, look you five are here." Crabb stated, causing several boo's from the crowd.

" That's it! If you five don't leave your gonna get a maurader beat down." Remus replied

" You couldn't hurt a fly Lupin, let alone people," stated Goyle

" Well when people taunt me like that they'd be surprised what I can do." Remus stated calmly

" Oh yeah, well you know how you like the tomboy," Goyle said, causing Remus to blush madly," Well I don't know why? She's the ugliest thing that ever walked the planet." "Oh yeah, well your so stupid if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." Brittany yelled at Goyle

" Hey you can't say that." Bellatrix yelled at Brittany who was right in front of her

" Well I just did." Brittany yelled back

" Oh yeah, well Remus is so boring he'd put a book to sleep." She replied

" That didn't make any since you idiot." Brittany said

" Well how about this, you and your little friends are all stupid prats." Bellatrix replied, she knew that Brittany hated to have her friends made fun of.

The next thing they knew Brittany dove at Bellatrix, and they heard someone from the crowd call," Cat fight." and the Sytherins four and the gryffindor four tried to break up Britt, and Bellatrix. As soon as they did, they found out the fight was about a tie. Bellatrix had a black eye and it looked like her arm what hurt. Brittany had a hurt leg and a hurt arm, so the Lily and Remus helped her up the stairs. When the Professors got there it was to late the students were already in their common rooms so nobody got in trouble. When they made it back to the common room the decided to go to the boys dorm until Britt's leg felt better, because the girls roommate would for sure rat them out, and the only other boy in the mauraders dorm was Peter Petigrew, and he always left when the mauraders when in there. Lily and Remus sat Brittany down on Remus' bed, and then sat beside her.

" Britt, that's your second fight since you've been here." Lily said

" I didn't even hit Mark, he just flung me into the wall. And plus Bellatrix deserved it." Brittany replied rubbing her hurt arm.

" They all deserved it but we restrained ourselves." Lily stated

" Thanks mum." Brittany said, and Lily threw a pillow at Britt

" Well that was a nice right hook." Remus stated

" Thank you, it wasn't marshal arts but hey, it got the job done." She replied, with a smile

Lily, James, and Sirius all looked at each other, it was obvious that they were flirting with each other, and so they decided to address the subject.

" Britt, you and Remus would make a good couple." Lily said, casually

" Lily!" Brittany replied

" What? That's my opinion, what do you guys think?" asked Lily

" Yup." James and Sirius both replied. Causing Remus and Brittany to blush furiously.

Brittany wanted to change the subject so that the silence would be broken. So she got of the bed, limped over to the door, and with her good foot, she kick the door as hard as she could, then fell to the ground.

" Britt, why the heck did you do that?" asked Lily

" I wanted to change the subject." Brittany answered

" Well, answer our question we could change the subject." James stated

" Well, if we did wanna go out then we wouldn't ask each other in front of everyone." Brittany answered in pain

" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. So is that a yes you like Moony?" asked Sirius

" Yes, that's a yes." Brittany replied still in pain

" Oh come on Britt, that was just like the time I feel off my broom, minimal amount of pain." James stated

" You no nothing of pain." Brittany snapped

" Okay, I think that changed the subject enough. I'm gonna get up now." Brittany added, and she limped back over to Remus' bed

" Britt, the way you're going. You're gonna need a hospital on speed dial." Lily said

" Speed dial?" asked James

" It's a muggle device built onto a telephone, so that you can press one button and it will automatically call the place." Remus explained, since he took muggle studies he knew these things.

" Oh." James replied

" You know the worst thing about being at Hogwart is? No music." Lily said

" Ah, but your wrong." Brittany replied

" What are you talking about?" asked Lily

" I'll be back." Brittany said, limping out of the room

" Alright Moony, ask her out." Sirius said

" I can't, I'm afraid she'll say no." Remus replied

" Well, hello! She just said she likes you." Lily replied

" You're right." Remus replied, as Brittany limped back into the room with a boom box.

" Right about what?" asked Brittany

" Nothing." Remus replied

" Brittany?" Remus asked, and Brittany knew he was serious because he never called her Brittany, always Britt.

" What?" Brittany replied a little worried

" Would you be my girlfriend?" He asked, hopefully

" Sure, Remus, I'd love to." She replied

" Now I have a boom box, Lily." She added

" But Britt, muggle things don't work on school grounds." Lily replied

" Ah, but this is enchanted." Britt replied

" An enchanted boom box?" Lily asked

" Yes, my uncle gave it to me." Brittany said," and when he did he said what up with the."

" Was he trying to be old and cool at the same time?" Lily asked

" Yeah, totally lame." Britt responded, setting it up, and it started to play Ashlee Simpson's Pieces of Me.

" Cool." Lily said

" Now you two dance." Sirius said

" How about No." Brittany replied

" Oh come on Britt, Lily. James and Remus are watching." Sirius said

" Exactly, which gives us more reason not to dance. Plus James isn't my boyfriend for the umpteenth time." Lily declared

" Come on you two please." James begged

" Fine." Brittany replied

" BRITT!" Lily shouted

" Listen we don't actually have to dance, we can just stand there and bob our heads along with the music." Brittany whispered so the boys couldn't hear

" Ok fine." Lily said, and they both stood up, but Brittany went over to change the song to Black Eyed Peas' Let's Get it Started. And they both just stood there bobbing their heads.

" Nu uh, that's not dancing." James replied

" Is to us." Lily said

" You two are lieing." Sirius said

" How dare you accuss us of such things." Brittany said with a faked surprised voice"

" Well I think we've heard enough, if they don't like our dancing then good day to you." Lily said, and Brittany went to go turn the boom box off, and they left. When they got out the door they gave each other a high five for a quick escape

A/N: hope you liked it