Sonic Angel: Finally, a mystery anime has been shown. Detective Conan, AKA, CASE CLOSED! I even try and solve the case I'm watching!
Richard: Oh, great. A fanfic writer who's also a budding detective… that's JUST great.
Conan: Come on, Richard. Give him a break.
SA: Oh, domo arigatou, great Detective of the East.
Rachel: Jimmy? Where?
SA: I dunno. Maybe he'll show up here.

Cold Case Blues
By Sonic Angel

Disclaimer: Don't own Meitantei Conan or it's dubbed form, Case Closed.

"Hi. I am Satoshi Ishikawa. I am known as the Detective of the North, AKA the Winter Sleuth. I've been solving many unsolved cases, but none as strange as the case I've been hired to solve. The search for my old school friend, the Detective of the East, Jimmy Kudo."

I had just been summoned from cold, lonely, detective office in Sapporo by one of my good school friend, Rachel Moore, from Tokyo.

While in Tokyo, I thought to myself, 'Should think about getting a heater… And an air conditioner.' And I'm currently wearing a white tuxedo with a black tie. Some people around town think I'm getting married. I thought, 'May think of getting marrying Sakura. IF she throws away that EVIL sword that cut off half my hair in high school.'

That's when I saw Rachel, her friend Serena, and this strange kid that reminded me of my good friend, the Detective of the East, Jimmy Kudo.

I was walking to my former high school when suddenly… "NOW I GOT YOU!"

Serena glomped me and I fell down BIG TIME.

I sighed, "Hi, Serena."

She stammered, "Oh, heh, sorry…"

I got up and yelled, "SERENA! YOU KNOW I HATE GETTING GLOMPED! WHO DID YOU THINK I WAS, JIMMY KUDO? GEEZ!"

She sighed, "Sorry, mis…" Then, she yelled, "SATOSHI ISHIKAWA, IS THAT YOU?!"

I smiled, "Uh… Yeah! It's me, all right."

Rachel came up and smiled, "So sorry about Serena glomping you, Satoshi."

I grinned, "It's okay." Then, I asked, "So, Rachel, why have you hired me?"

She grinned, "It's a missing persons case."

I sighed, "Oh, great. A missing kid."

Rachel smirked, "Not a missing kid. A missing detective."

I quipped, "Well, if it has to do with the Black Organization, I'm on it!"

The little kid asked, "Those guys in the black suits?"

I grinned, "Yeah, kid. 'Those guys in the black suits' are the criminal group that's known as the Black Organization. I've shut down their operations in the Western part of the world and most of their criminal acts in the Eastern Hemisphere. The only operation of theirs I can't crack is here, in Japan." Then, I got serious. As my eyes narrowed, I quipped, "I recently was responsible for capturing most of their bigwigs." Then, I said, "They also mentioned they 'stamped' out the great Detective of the East, with some sort of poison. Fortunately for me, I was able to relinquish them of their antidote."

Rachel stammered, "A… Poison?"

I sighed, "Yeah. I have the formula written down, but I'm no scientist. As Jimmy Kudo and Sakura Kamiya can attest, abd, as Kami as my witness, I can barely get a C in science class."

Serena sighed, "Excuse me? Rachel and I can attest to that too, you know! Not just your detective friends."

Two small tugs were forming in my face. I closed my eyes. I said, "You want me to find Jimmy Kudo, right Rachel?"

Rachel looked shocked. "Yes." She sighed.

I smiled, "The reason you want me to find him is that you miss him very much. I too, miss that big lug."

Unbeknownst to both Rachel and Serena, not to mention Satoshi (AN: YET!), The little kid, Conan Edogawa, was none other than Jimmy Kudo. He thought, 'When I get that antidote, heh, I'll show him, who that 'big lug' is.'

I continued, "It's simple, really. The great Rachel Moore, the budding detective, has a crush…" Then, I flat out grinned. "No… Is crazy for the Detective of the East! You want him as your BOYFRIEND, DON'T YOU!"

That's when Rachel, Serena, and the kid all fell down anime style.

Rachel was the first to stand up. Her cheeks were turning fourteen shaded of red. She sighed, "Couldn't keep this secret a secret any longer."

I opened my eyes. I smiled, "Can't hide anything from a sleuth with a keen eye for detail."

The kid was the next to stand up. His eyes narrowed. He smiled, "Excellent deduction. I expected no less from you." Then, he got all kid like, "Hi, I'm Conan. Conan Edogawa."

Serena was the last to arise. She sighed, "Winter Sleuth strikes again."

Then, I saw another familiar face down on the street. It was a girl, who, strangely enough, who wore a pink tux with a white bow, who had red hair, and brown eyes, and she had a katana.

I yelled, "IT'S THE GIRL WITH THE EVIL BLADE THAT KILLED MY HAIR BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL!"

I ran as fast as I could away from there. Unfortunately, I ran into a lamp post.

I suddenly woke up in a laboratory. I recgonized the lab. It was the lab of one Dr. Agassa.

Then, a voice called out, "Satoshi, are you all right?"

I was still half awake, so I mumbled, "Jimmy, is it you?"

Sonic Angel: Well, ladies and gentlemen, you have just been introduced to the last great detectives! THE DETECTIVES OF THE NORTH AND SOUTH!
Rachel: Where IS that boy, anyway?
Richard: Brillant on deductions, but he'd better keep an eye on where he's going!
Jimmy (Conan on his voice changer bowtie): Can't blame him. He almost did got his hair cut off by Sakura.
Rachel (With Duct tape): NOW I GOT YOU!
SA: Run, Kudo, RUN! Next time, "Cold Case Blues Pt II!"
Conan: I hope there's an actual mystery to this.
SA: Don't worry. (Smirks) There is.