:: Once again, the Fellowship (including the Redwall warriors) are in my
interview room.
Aragorn: We still don't know what your name is.
:: *sigh* you can call me the Warriormaid 3000, I guess. (WM3). Do you want the long story, or the short story?
All: Short.
WM3: A I thought. Okay. All the baddies from the previous fic has reunited and are planning a mass invasion of the Redwall world.
Matthias: Then there's only one thing to do. Let's reunite the Fellowship! *looks around* right?
Mariel: Um. sure, right.
WM3: Okay. then I'll also bring in Eowyn, Eomer, Galadriel, and Elrond just to see what happens.*hands out copies of Mossflower* read these, except for Martin and Gonff, I guess. Meanwhile, Elrond is agreeing to let you stay in Rivendale, not mentioning how Merry, Pippin and Gonff terrorized the place last time.
Gonff: Heh heh.
WM3: Come back tomorrow and I'll transport you.
Pippin: How.
WM3: *glaring at him* through the magic of fan-fic. Bye! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :: Everyone is back the next morning, ready to be transported to Mossflower.
Mariel: Well, it'll be nice to see old Mossflower again.
Dandin: I don't even WANT to get near that swamp again.
:: Grath and Legalos are comparing their arrows.
Grath: We've finally agreed that we're equally good at archery, right?
Legalos: Agreed. I can't wait to see Mossflower woods.
:: Borimer is showing Tagg and Farimer his fixed horn.
Farimer: Boy, Borimer really got busted for that horn.
Borimer: DON'T remind me.
Triss and Eowyn are practicing with their swords, Galadriel and Elrond are reading Mossflower, Merry, Pippin and Gonff are composing new songs, Brocktree, Martin and Aragorn are discussing politics and everyone else is comparing weapons.
WM3: Get ready to be transported to Mossflower, and good luck! * There's a huge flash and everyone lands in Mossflower woods.*
Gimli: That hurt.
Brocktree: I think Brockhall is somewhere over there.
Triss: No snakes, hopefully.
:: Everyone walks in that direction until they see a squirrel.
Martin: Lady Amber! There you are.
Lady Amber: We were wondering what had happened to you and Gonff. Who are those other people?
Martin: Redwall warriors from the future, and people from Middle-Earth.
Lady Amber: I guess they could help CORIM, then. We've been notified by the author, you know. Are there any archers here?
:: Everyone looks at Legolas and Grath.
Matthias: They're probably the best archers we've got here.
Lady Amber: They can join my archers then. Well, I'll get you all back to Brockhall.
:: They all follow Lady Amber.
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:: Meanwhile, the villains are settling into Kotir.
Tarsmina: My guards will show you to your rooms. Meet back here in 10 minutes to discuss our first attack.
Saruman: *Under his breath* who died to make her queen
Tarsmina: *hearing him* actually, it's a long story.
:: Everyone heads off and reports back after a while.
Saroun: Um. you are aware that there's a huge lake in your basement, right?
Tarsmina: Those woodlanders! They totally wrecked my fortress with the river. Kotir's only back up, thanks to fan-fic.
Saruman: * nods sympathetically* happened to me to. Those dumb ents.
Ublaz: That's cause he's a tree-killer.
Saruman: * Laughs evilly*
Tarsmina: Tree-killer, huh. Well, you are NOT messing with Mossflower. Those woods belong to ME!!!
Gabool: We kinda have to conquer it first, people. Can we PLEASE get started here.
:: Oh, right. * everyone comes to attention. They plan their battle, while outside, Chibb the robin listens.* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:: Back at Brockhall. Everyone is sitting at tables, talking, and eating. Gonff, Merry and Pippin are at one table composing ballads and Mariel, Dandin, Frodo, and Sam are talking about their adventures in Middle-Earth.
Gonff: Now that we're in Mossflower, I've got to sing all my old ballads for you. * They start comparing and writing songs*
Mariel: We've got to convince our author to let us try out all the extreme sports after this. I'd sure love to water-ski down that river after Lothlorien.
Dandin: I know Mt. Doom was supposed to be all freaky and all, but I actually thought it was pretty cool.
Frodo: I still don't get it, though. How on earth was Gollum actually dumb enough to fall in? You'd think that anyone with common sense wouldn't dance around on the edge of an active volcano Sam: I guess he didn't have any common sense.
:: Chibb the robin flies into the room and tells them the villain's plan.
TO BE CONTINUED
(As always, plot suggestions are always welcome.)
Aragorn: We still don't know what your name is.
:: *sigh* you can call me the Warriormaid 3000, I guess. (WM3). Do you want the long story, or the short story?
All: Short.
WM3: A I thought. Okay. All the baddies from the previous fic has reunited and are planning a mass invasion of the Redwall world.
Matthias: Then there's only one thing to do. Let's reunite the Fellowship! *looks around* right?
Mariel: Um. sure, right.
WM3: Okay. then I'll also bring in Eowyn, Eomer, Galadriel, and Elrond just to see what happens.*hands out copies of Mossflower* read these, except for Martin and Gonff, I guess. Meanwhile, Elrond is agreeing to let you stay in Rivendale, not mentioning how Merry, Pippin and Gonff terrorized the place last time.
Gonff: Heh heh.
WM3: Come back tomorrow and I'll transport you.
Pippin: How.
WM3: *glaring at him* through the magic of fan-fic. Bye! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :: Everyone is back the next morning, ready to be transported to Mossflower.
Mariel: Well, it'll be nice to see old Mossflower again.
Dandin: I don't even WANT to get near that swamp again.
:: Grath and Legalos are comparing their arrows.
Grath: We've finally agreed that we're equally good at archery, right?
Legalos: Agreed. I can't wait to see Mossflower woods.
:: Borimer is showing Tagg and Farimer his fixed horn.
Farimer: Boy, Borimer really got busted for that horn.
Borimer: DON'T remind me.
Triss and Eowyn are practicing with their swords, Galadriel and Elrond are reading Mossflower, Merry, Pippin and Gonff are composing new songs, Brocktree, Martin and Aragorn are discussing politics and everyone else is comparing weapons.
WM3: Get ready to be transported to Mossflower, and good luck! * There's a huge flash and everyone lands in Mossflower woods.*
Gimli: That hurt.
Brocktree: I think Brockhall is somewhere over there.
Triss: No snakes, hopefully.
:: Everyone walks in that direction until they see a squirrel.
Martin: Lady Amber! There you are.
Lady Amber: We were wondering what had happened to you and Gonff. Who are those other people?
Martin: Redwall warriors from the future, and people from Middle-Earth.
Lady Amber: I guess they could help CORIM, then. We've been notified by the author, you know. Are there any archers here?
:: Everyone looks at Legolas and Grath.
Matthias: They're probably the best archers we've got here.
Lady Amber: They can join my archers then. Well, I'll get you all back to Brockhall.
:: They all follow Lady Amber.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:: Meanwhile, the villains are settling into Kotir.
Tarsmina: My guards will show you to your rooms. Meet back here in 10 minutes to discuss our first attack.
Saruman: *Under his breath* who died to make her queen
Tarsmina: *hearing him* actually, it's a long story.
:: Everyone heads off and reports back after a while.
Saroun: Um. you are aware that there's a huge lake in your basement, right?
Tarsmina: Those woodlanders! They totally wrecked my fortress with the river. Kotir's only back up, thanks to fan-fic.
Saruman: * nods sympathetically* happened to me to. Those dumb ents.
Ublaz: That's cause he's a tree-killer.
Saruman: * Laughs evilly*
Tarsmina: Tree-killer, huh. Well, you are NOT messing with Mossflower. Those woods belong to ME!!!
Gabool: We kinda have to conquer it first, people. Can we PLEASE get started here.
:: Oh, right. * everyone comes to attention. They plan their battle, while outside, Chibb the robin listens.* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:: Back at Brockhall. Everyone is sitting at tables, talking, and eating. Gonff, Merry and Pippin are at one table composing ballads and Mariel, Dandin, Frodo, and Sam are talking about their adventures in Middle-Earth.
Gonff: Now that we're in Mossflower, I've got to sing all my old ballads for you. * They start comparing and writing songs*
Mariel: We've got to convince our author to let us try out all the extreme sports after this. I'd sure love to water-ski down that river after Lothlorien.
Dandin: I know Mt. Doom was supposed to be all freaky and all, but I actually thought it was pretty cool.
Frodo: I still don't get it, though. How on earth was Gollum actually dumb enough to fall in? You'd think that anyone with common sense wouldn't dance around on the edge of an active volcano Sam: I guess he didn't have any common sense.
:: Chibb the robin flies into the room and tells them the villain's plan.
TO BE CONTINUED
(As always, plot suggestions are always welcome.)