Chibb: Okay. Tarsmina's planning to have a three way attack in the morning.
Tarsmina, Gabool, Ublaz, Tarsmina, Cluny, and the royal ferrets re going to
come from the front into the clearing, Sauron, Sauraman, and the nine
wraiths are going from the right, and Sawney Rath, Ungratt, and Grima are
leading a force from the left. That will be ten candied chestnuts.
Martin: *to Gonff* I see the cost of a spy obviously hasn't gone down.
Bella: Right. I'll leave you all to plan. (Exits the room, leaving Lady Amber, the Fellowship, Skipper, Éowyn, Eomer, Elrond, and Galadriel to plan.)
Éowyn: I DON'T believe it!!! I KILLED the witch-king!!! How are the wraiths back to life?
Everyone: *in a really corny but sarcastic voice* through the "magic" of fanfiction!!!"
Éowyn: Oh. Right. Well, in that case, I request permission to face off with the witch king.
Triss: Only if I come with you.
Éowyn: You can handle the other wraiths.
Lady Amber: So, then my archers will take the group coming into the clearing, while Legolas and Grath take them from the back. That should take care of them.
Skipper: I'll take my otters and Tagg, Boromir and Farimer to cut off those coming from the left
Matthias: I guess the remaining members of the Fellowship, Eomer, and anyone else who wants to come can take the group coming from the right.
Galadriel: Elrond and I will guard Brockhall.
Boromir: Perfect. What time will we have to be out there again?
Tagg: Early. Get used to it, man.
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(The next morning. Scene shows Lady Amber and her archers partially hidden in the trees, arrows drawn on their bowstrings. Grath and Legolas wait further in the woods, with loaded bows. Changes to show Tagg, Boromir and Farimer standing among Skipper and the otters, swords and javelins drawn and hidden behind bushes and various shrubberies. Then the scene shifts to show Éowyn and Triss, standing slightly ahead of the rest of the fellowship and Eomer. Everything is totally silent.)
Lady Amber: *whispering to her archers, Grath and Legolas* let's show these villains what we're made of!
(At that precise moment, a cluster of vermin and orcs come charging into the clearing while the leaders, (Tarsmina, Cluny, ect.) stay to the back. A volley of arrows come shooting down on them, while Lady Amber loads her bow again and takes aim.)
Lady Amber: Got them good that time! (Releases another arrow.)
(Grath and Legolas start firing into the clearing, thinning out the ranks.)
Grath: four.five.six.
Legolas: nine.ten.
Grath: eleven.
Lady Amber: Well I'm already on 15, so there!!!...make that 16
Random squirrel: Oh yeah! I'm on 23!!!
Legolas+Grath+Lady Amber: MUST BEAT!!! KEEP FIRING!!!
(Scene shifts to Skipper, the otters, and Tagg, Boromir and Farimer in a similar situation. A vermin swings his sword at Boromir and misses, but smashing the horn completely.)
Boromir: ARRRRGGGG!!! NOT THE HORN!!!
Farimer: Well, finally.
Tagg: Don't worry. I'm sure the "magic of fanfiction" can put it back together.
(At that moment, a bolt of lightning hits the horn and it is fixed.)
Me: Oh yeah!!! It's MY story and I can do whatever I want.well not really.
Farimer: Our author is weird
Me: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!
Farimer: Anyways, I've been meaning to ask you. Why do you bring that horn into battle all the time anyways? It's not like it ever worked.
Boromir: Well what about the time when.yeah, I guess you're right.
Tagg: Hate to remind you two, but we're still in the middle of a battle here.
Both: Oh. Right. (They resume fighting.)
(We see the fellowship and Eomer, fighting the remaining orcs and vermin. Éowyn and Triss are fighting, but looking a little disappointed by the lack of ringwraiths.)
Triss: So, I'll just step back, and let you take the witch-king, right?
Éowyn: Yeah, take the other wraiths.
(We hear a nazgul scream, and the nine wraiths appear in the clearing. However, being in Mossflower has clearly decimated their power and Éowyn and Triss take them with no problem.)
Éowyn: (An inch away from killing the witch-king) I am no man!!!...and you're bad enough that even they could get you. (kills him.) Triss, how are you doing? *hopefully* need any help?
Triss: Compared to snakes, these are nothing. that, was the last one.
Matthias: You didn't even face the snakes by yourself.
Triss: Yeah, well I had to face three.
Matthias: Oh yeah???
Triss: Yeah.
Mariel: Really, can't we have this argument sometime else, maybe perhaps never?
(Fighting continues, and the vermin, orcs, and major baddies are finally driven back.)
Martin: *sheathing his sword* Wow. That was some fight.
Aragorn: I'll say. Wonder how the rest are doing?
(We see Grath, Legolas, and Lady Amber picking out reusable arrows after the battle.)
Legolas: Final count.32.
Grath: Same
Lady Amber: Same here.
(They eye each other for a few seconds, then Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots at a corpse.) Legolas: 33.
Grath +Lady Amber: That did NOT count, and he was NOT twitching. *A/N- TTT special extended DVD*
(Back to the otters, Tagg, Boromir, and Farimer.)
Skipper: Well, you two fight well, considering you're not otters. Tagg, where did you learn that swordfighting?
Tagg: LONG story. One book to be exact.
(The fighters head back to Brockhall. Bella walks out.)
Bella: So, how did it go?
All: Very interesting.
Bella: Okay.well I need to see the Fellowship in my study sometime today. Let's just say it has something to do with a certain mountain and another quest.
A/N-There, I finally got something up. Sorry for the lack of updates, but I've had writers block with this fic, and it's finally gone, so I'll be updating faster. Thanks to all my reviewers out there.!!!
Martin: *to Gonff* I see the cost of a spy obviously hasn't gone down.
Bella: Right. I'll leave you all to plan. (Exits the room, leaving Lady Amber, the Fellowship, Skipper, Éowyn, Eomer, Elrond, and Galadriel to plan.)
Éowyn: I DON'T believe it!!! I KILLED the witch-king!!! How are the wraiths back to life?
Everyone: *in a really corny but sarcastic voice* through the "magic" of fanfiction!!!"
Éowyn: Oh. Right. Well, in that case, I request permission to face off with the witch king.
Triss: Only if I come with you.
Éowyn: You can handle the other wraiths.
Lady Amber: So, then my archers will take the group coming into the clearing, while Legolas and Grath take them from the back. That should take care of them.
Skipper: I'll take my otters and Tagg, Boromir and Farimer to cut off those coming from the left
Matthias: I guess the remaining members of the Fellowship, Eomer, and anyone else who wants to come can take the group coming from the right.
Galadriel: Elrond and I will guard Brockhall.
Boromir: Perfect. What time will we have to be out there again?
Tagg: Early. Get used to it, man.
******** ******* ********** ************ *********** *********** **********
(The next morning. Scene shows Lady Amber and her archers partially hidden in the trees, arrows drawn on their bowstrings. Grath and Legolas wait further in the woods, with loaded bows. Changes to show Tagg, Boromir and Farimer standing among Skipper and the otters, swords and javelins drawn and hidden behind bushes and various shrubberies. Then the scene shifts to show Éowyn and Triss, standing slightly ahead of the rest of the fellowship and Eomer. Everything is totally silent.)
Lady Amber: *whispering to her archers, Grath and Legolas* let's show these villains what we're made of!
(At that precise moment, a cluster of vermin and orcs come charging into the clearing while the leaders, (Tarsmina, Cluny, ect.) stay to the back. A volley of arrows come shooting down on them, while Lady Amber loads her bow again and takes aim.)
Lady Amber: Got them good that time! (Releases another arrow.)
(Grath and Legolas start firing into the clearing, thinning out the ranks.)
Grath: four.five.six.
Legolas: nine.ten.
Grath: eleven.
Lady Amber: Well I'm already on 15, so there!!!...make that 16
Random squirrel: Oh yeah! I'm on 23!!!
Legolas+Grath+Lady Amber: MUST BEAT!!! KEEP FIRING!!!
(Scene shifts to Skipper, the otters, and Tagg, Boromir and Farimer in a similar situation. A vermin swings his sword at Boromir and misses, but smashing the horn completely.)
Boromir: ARRRRGGGG!!! NOT THE HORN!!!
Farimer: Well, finally.
Tagg: Don't worry. I'm sure the "magic of fanfiction" can put it back together.
(At that moment, a bolt of lightning hits the horn and it is fixed.)
Me: Oh yeah!!! It's MY story and I can do whatever I want.well not really.
Farimer: Our author is weird
Me: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!
Farimer: Anyways, I've been meaning to ask you. Why do you bring that horn into battle all the time anyways? It's not like it ever worked.
Boromir: Well what about the time when.yeah, I guess you're right.
Tagg: Hate to remind you two, but we're still in the middle of a battle here.
Both: Oh. Right. (They resume fighting.)
(We see the fellowship and Eomer, fighting the remaining orcs and vermin. Éowyn and Triss are fighting, but looking a little disappointed by the lack of ringwraiths.)
Triss: So, I'll just step back, and let you take the witch-king, right?
Éowyn: Yeah, take the other wraiths.
(We hear a nazgul scream, and the nine wraiths appear in the clearing. However, being in Mossflower has clearly decimated their power and Éowyn and Triss take them with no problem.)
Éowyn: (An inch away from killing the witch-king) I am no man!!!...and you're bad enough that even they could get you. (kills him.) Triss, how are you doing? *hopefully* need any help?
Triss: Compared to snakes, these are nothing. that, was the last one.
Matthias: You didn't even face the snakes by yourself.
Triss: Yeah, well I had to face three.
Matthias: Oh yeah???
Triss: Yeah.
Mariel: Really, can't we have this argument sometime else, maybe perhaps never?
(Fighting continues, and the vermin, orcs, and major baddies are finally driven back.)
Martin: *sheathing his sword* Wow. That was some fight.
Aragorn: I'll say. Wonder how the rest are doing?
(We see Grath, Legolas, and Lady Amber picking out reusable arrows after the battle.)
Legolas: Final count.32.
Grath: Same
Lady Amber: Same here.
(They eye each other for a few seconds, then Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots at a corpse.) Legolas: 33.
Grath +Lady Amber: That did NOT count, and he was NOT twitching. *A/N- TTT special extended DVD*
(Back to the otters, Tagg, Boromir, and Farimer.)
Skipper: Well, you two fight well, considering you're not otters. Tagg, where did you learn that swordfighting?
Tagg: LONG story. One book to be exact.
(The fighters head back to Brockhall. Bella walks out.)
Bella: So, how did it go?
All: Very interesting.
Bella: Okay.well I need to see the Fellowship in my study sometime today. Let's just say it has something to do with a certain mountain and another quest.
A/N-There, I finally got something up. Sorry for the lack of updates, but I've had writers block with this fic, and it's finally gone, so I'll be updating faster. Thanks to all my reviewers out there.!!!