A/N: Hey peoples!!! Wow...I actually updated for once...lol. So yeah, anything in astrids will be written with slashes, such as /this/. since doen't seen to recognize astrids or somthing. If anyone knows how to fix that, please let me know:) Anyways, hope you enjoy the next chapter of Redwall's Ring---
(Back in Kotir…villains are sitting around a dinning table)
Grima: sarcastically Well…let me be the first to congratulate you all on-once again-such a successful battle.
/silence/
Grima: I was being sarcastic, people
Saruman: I liked you better when you were Eowyn's silent stalker
(From across the woods)
Eowyn: I HEARD THAT!!!
All: O..O
Tarsmina: Is that even possible?
Gabool: Plot device, Tarsmina, plot device
All: O..O
Tarsmina: So…I was thinking…
Ungratt: For once…
Tarsmina:(jumps from her seat and pins him to the floor)Say that again...old one
Ungratt: Hey! Just because I'm your uncle doesn't make me old…at least I'm not hydrophobic, pussy cat
Tarsmina: Watch who you call a pussy cat, grey whiskers. I wasn't the one who was whimpering for mercy
Ungratt: OKAY!!! THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!! (He and Tarsmina begin to fight: there is one of those big fight dust clouds)
All: O..O
Ublaz: Wow….like the third time we said that. We should make that our motto or something…
Swaney Rath: Shut up….this is too good of a fight to miss…hey, someone bring up the popcorn
(A rat brings up a big bag of popcorn)
Swaney Rath: Wow….hey, you've got good room service, Tarsmina
Tarsmina: Arrrgh…my tail…/smack.pow.hiss/
Ungratt: Arrgh…my headfur…/punch.snarl.smack/
Gabool: So…who're you people betting on… Ungratt or Tarsmina?
Grima: Definatly Tarsmina. She's one good fighter…/sighs dreamily/
All: O..O
Ublaz: Told you that should have been our motto
Saruman: You like the hot fighting ones, don't you, Grima
(From the woods)
Eowyn: I HEARD THAT!!!
Gabool: plot device, once again
Tarsmina: Silence, human. You're next…/smack….bang…hiss/
Grima: /gulps/
(Fight continues while the onlookers watch with enthusiasm. Finally…)
Tarsmina: Pins Ungratt (whispers, ala Lion King) And here is my little secret…I killed Verdauga!!!
Ungratt: MURDERER!!! (Throws Tarsmina off him…fight continues)
All: O..o
Saruman: /looks at watch/
Cluny:/ Looks at watch/
Gabool:/ Looks at watch/
Grima: Hey, did watches even exist?
All: PLOT DEVICE!!!
Grima: Oh….oookay….well, in that case,/ looks at watch/
Tarsmina: /pants /Truce
Ungratt: /pants/ Truce
All: /claps/
Tarsmina:/ pulls out a hand mirror and begins straightening her appearance/ Okay…lets get this meeting back on track…where were we?
Ungrat: You were /snort/ thinking /snort/
Tarsmina: Right…oh yeah…./glares/
Ungrat: /scoffety scoff scoff/
Gabool: C'mon guys…this meeting has to have a point to it…
Cluny: Why
Gabool: Because our silent, all-powerful authoress has to keep some sort of story line going to keep from getting writers block again…
All Powerful Authoress: You're one smart rat
Cluny: hah!
All: /glares/
All Powerful Authoress: And since Cluny actually GETS HOW THIS FANFIC'S SUPPOSED TO WORK…here's your purpose…you all decide that you'll attack the goodies by time-jumping and messing up the plot
All: O..O
All Powerful Authoress: WELL SOMEONE SAY IT SO I CAN GET DONE WITH THIS CHAPTER AND GO TO SLEEP!!!
Tarsmina: O..o…I mean…okay, we're going to time-jump…and…yeah, what she said
All Powerful Author: THANK YOU!!! This chapter is officially finished /disappears/
All: O..o