Twintwo: Heyya!! just thought...

Twinone:..we'd bring ya some good story (smirks)

Both: Beware the twins phsyco little world!!!!!!! Mhuahhhhhaaaaaaaa

Twinone:moo

Twintwo:ok i dont claim you anymore!!

Twinone:NOOOOOOO you cant..... you wont....(suddenly smirks) I'll tell about when i found you and..

Twintwo:you wouldent! (a look of out rage on face)

Mom:Dinner! get your ahem never mind get down here!

Both: Dinner??? ohhh gotta go buhbuy!

Disclaimer: We may scream and shout CRUCIO everywhich way...but Harry Potter well never be ours....

Saddly. Twinone: Or not with our state of mind. Twintwo: Quite right. Psychiatrist: There you two are!!

Both: (shivering bunnie looks) oh fuck....start running(screams crucio instead) TBC....

Our twisted love triangle chapter one: Once long ago in a distant land....not really.

James, his sixteenth b-day:

A tall muscular teen sneaks toward an unsuspecting figure who was currently having a very good dream about a certain someone. The figure stands over the bed a moment with a wicked smirk. After a moment or two he pounces.

" RISE AND SHINE JAMIE!!!!!"

" SIRIUS???( Twins: HE'S OURS, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!! SIRUS LIVES!!!) WHAT IN ALL THAT IS HOLY, not much, ARE YOU DOING WAKING ME UP AT THE BUTT-CRACK OF DAWN?!" Sirius snuggles into Jamie.

" What? Don't you want Gryffindor sex-god in your bed?" Sirius says putting on a pouty face. Jamie roles his eyes and thinks to himself ' Iswear he already was...' Remus walks into the room followed by Peter. (Twins: DIE! BURN IN HELL!!!) Remus rolls his eyes the two occupants in the bed as Peter looks as confussed as ever.

" Moving through our dormmates are we Padfoot?" Remus said with an all-knowing smirk which only confusses Peter even more.

" I don't get it."-Ratass

" And you never will."-Siri

" Be nice."-Remmi

" Get out of my bed!" James yells at Sirius who takes no heed. Remmi getting an idea jumps in and snuggles to his other side.

" What the FUCK?!"-Jamie

" Is that what you really what to do Jamie? Me and Remmi well be happy to ass-ist in that."-Siri

" Of course with a great blowjob." Severus said who just walked in. Peter goes cower in a corner barily realizing what was going on. Remus looks away in disgust while James and Sirius blush.

" I get Jamie first!" Pouts Remus.

" No way in bloody hell! He's mine!" Sirius declares snuggling closer (if possible) to James. Sev jumps right on top of James who yells in protest that goes unnoticed. Sev growls.

" I believe he's under me so that makes him mine."

" No way at all you dimwitts, you couldn't tell a blowjob from a handjob!"-Remus

" Couldn't I?" Snape says raising one eyebrow. Then cornering Remus on the bed." Would you like to see?"

Meanwhile the two having vacated James, Sirius takes off with him into the bathroom as Peter shakily scrambles down the stairs to the common room. Remus and Severus Snape don't really notice the two actions performed as they roll off the bed and onto the floor. ( Twins: Now aren't they dirty, don't forget about us now!) A loud moan from the bathroom catches their attention and causes the both to become very curiuos as to where Sirius and James went. Both jumped up and shout alohamora in unison. The door knocks off it's hinges to reveal.....

Both: TEASER!!!!!!!!!! Moohahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twintwo: Did I just Moo? (shakes head in disbelief and mumbles about need stronger prescriptions)

Twinone: Actually you should lay off the energizing potions.

Both: (looks highly affended, but then we start to recognize things) FLUFFY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OUR POOR DEAD COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Heh, we said we began to recognize things) Okies! Review our well Cruciofy you! Buhbuy!!!! Hey we didn't get ourselves mixed up!!! SWEET!!!