The next morning the three girls walked into to great hall, only this time they didn't get quite the stares they received the previous night. This morning Alix was in a foul mood, for Laurel had woken her up earlier than she appreciated. Cristin was as happy as ever. And Laurel felt the excitement pulse through her blood again. They again made their way to Gryffindor table for breakfast.

"It's a terrible smell in here, isn't it, Millicent?" said Pansy Parkinson to Millicent Bulstrode in a loud voice.

"They really shouldn't let prostitutes in-"Alix was there in a flash, leaping into the air with several quick summersaults and landing neatly with one foot on the table, one on the bench. She leaned across the table, glaring at the pair of them.

"Who are you callin' a whore, Cerberus?" Pansy and Millicent spluttered in unison. "H-how dare you!" Millicent managed to spit out. "Oh, I'm sorry." Alix replied. "But I thought it sounded a little more civil than 'three-headed bitch'." Spying a bowl of strawberries, she tossed it into the air, jumped down from the table, and caught it in her outstretched hand. She tossed one in her mouth. Then she gave them a guilty look. "Oh, I'm sorry, were you not finished with these?" She glared. "Tough shit." She turned on her heel and ran spastically back to the Gryffindor table shrieking, "Guys! Guys! I've got strawberries!"

" What! What!? Where!! GIMME!!!! GIMME NOW!" Laurel yanked the bowl out of Alix's hand and devoured them in seconds. Cristin pulled on Alix's sleeve.

"What's a whore?" she asked.

"Nothing you need to know in mixed company dear. Now go have some breakfast."

"Okay!"

" Hey our time tables!" exclaimed Alix

"Yeah, we are supposed to pair up with someone in Gryffindor" Laurel mumbled through a mouthful of strawberries.

" I call Fred!!!" shouted Alix, hooking her arm around the doomed redhead, causing him to spit out quite a bit of the bacon he was chewing on.

"And who do you want to go with Ellie?" Laurel inquired of Cristin.

"Ummm," She looked around the table uncertainly. Ginny looked up from her timetable. " You can come with me if you like."

" Ummm, okay" Cristin said shyly.

"Great" Ginny replied cheerfully, returning to her timetable.

" And I think we all know who I'm gonna be partners with…"

A trumpet sounded. The doors to the Great Hall swung open and a vision entered. As he walked into the Hall, soft flute music drifted into the room, rose petals flittered onto the floor, and all the girls sighed and passed out on the floor. A red carpet appeared out of nowhere and halted at the bottom of Laurel's long dress. A gust of wind billowed the dress behind her, and he glided towards her, swooped her off of her feet in circles, taking her dancing around the room. Around each of the tables, around the teachers table, then back at the red carpet. He dipped her over his knee leaning forwards- "Laurel. Laurel! Laurel!? Earth to Laurel. Come on wake up. It's time to go to class"

"Wha-," Laurel looked up to see Oliver standing in front of her in the nearly deserted Great Hall. " EEP! I was in NO WAY fantasizing about you!"

"We'd better hurry and grab our books or we'll be late for Charms."

"Oh-right"

*

Alix followed Fred and George down one of the main floor corridors. Fred and his brother were in a conversation; Alix figured it wasn't to be heard by teachers or students for they were whispering. Alix didn't mind this at all for she was reading over The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 7.

Alix looked up from her book when the sound of a trumpet playing a particularly loud version of Mozart's Piano Concerto in A Minor and the sound of running footsteps coming from behind Alix. She turned around to see Laurel and Oliver running across an intersection in the corridor with Peeves blowing a trumpet and racing behind the two and stopped in the intersection for a few seconds and yelled "YOU"RE GONNA BE LATE, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE, FOR NOT SO IMPORTANT OF DATE, HEY BUA BOOM BUA BING LA LA LA LA LA…" Then continued with his 'lovely' little trumpet call and 'raced' after them grinning.

If this had been Hogwarts Anime style, a HUGH sweat drop would have appeared on the back of Alix's head.

Another pair of footsteps later…

"FRED!"

The group of three turned to see Ginny in one of the intersections at the other side of the hall. Gasping for breath she yelled, "WHERE'S SNAPE'S CLASSROOM?"

"KEEP GOING RIGHT DOWN THE STAIRS, THEY'LL TAKE YOU TO THE GREAT HALL AND THEN GO DOWN THE STAIRS BESIDE THE BROOM CLOSET," George yelled.

"THANKS!" She yelled back and turned to her left, "HURRY ELLIE!"

"COMING!" Ellie came into view, carrying all her books in her arms. Ellie hadn't have time to put them in her book bag which was hanging on for dear life around her neck and looked like a folded parachute.

Alix noticed one of the stones on the floor popping up, "ELLIE LOOK OU-" Ellie tripped, fell into Ginny, her books flying everywhere as the two rolled down the stairs- screaming.

Peeves came out of the floor laughing, with a wide grin on his face.

"The little sprites will need to flights, or they'll be late oh what a fate," Peeves sang.

"ELLIE!"

"GINNY," Fred and George both yelled running toward the stairs.

As they were making they're way there the screaming stopped. Fred, George and Alix looked down the stairs to see two of the suits of armor, each carrying one of the girls halfway down the stairs.

Alix sighed with relief.

"Peeves," Dumbledore said half way up the stairs, "Though that was one of the most spectacular performances of the second scene of ballet Alas, I've transfigured my feet I have ever witnessed, I would ask you not to harm my students in any way that may result in permanent damage."

Peeves stopped laughing, gave Dumbledore a salute, shouted, "Gotta Baa goose!" and zipped through the nearest wall.

"Are you two alright?" He asked as the two suits of armor put the two down and returned to their positions.

"Yes, thank you very much," Ginny said.

Ellie was facing the suit of armor that had saved her, "Thank you," she said, stooping to pick up a quill she had lost in the kafuffle.

"You're welcome," said a muffed voice shyly.

Ellie's head snapped up. She stood staring at the suit of armor for a second, and then turned to the headmaster with a question on her face.

Albus chuckled and said, "Shouldn't you all be getting to class, it starts within minutes."

Ginny and Ellie turned to each other, "WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!"

"Accio Books!" Ellie opened her bag and watched as her book flew into her book bag and running after Ginny down the stairs.

"Bloody Hell!" George whispered.

"Come on, the Divination classroom is just up those stairs," Fred said running toward the stairs at the end of the hall.

Well, THIS has been a most eventful morning so far… Alix thought.

*

Cristin and Laurel turn to Alix: GRADE 7??!

Alix: Yea so?

Cristin: Do you not have a life?

Alix: I do have a life and right now (Pulls out wand..) Your is in peril.

Cristin: Another nice mess you've gotten us into Laurel.

Laurel: Oh no you don't! You're not blaming me- Alix?? Where are you going?

Alix: Dance Revolution waits for no one!

Laurel: Great, we're going to die from the blood flowing to our heads

Cristin: Could be worst

Laurel: How?

Cristin: The rope could be burning and a bunch of man eating sharks below us.

Laurel: Point taken.

Let's see, once again most of the characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Breakfast was made by the lovable and adorable house elves of Hogwarts! No one was hurt falling down the stairs...maybe the stairs themselves but... No LIVING thing was damaged during the duration of the chapter. Hey bua Boom Bua BING, is from the East side Mario's commercial. Anime, from those who do NOT know what it is. Is...Japanese animation. Like Sailor moon...Which ROCKS! I wrote a very nice chuck of this chapter. No one is not a whore in this story...Well... I dunno for sure but- ANYWAYS! The spell Accio is for summoning things. Say Accio and then the thing you want to come to you. That's how it works. Laurel's daydream was totally all her. YAY LAUREL!! Alix can't REALLY do cool flips in the air...from what I know. Mozart's Piano Concerto in A Minor is by...Why, MOZART OF COURSE! (The one that sounds like a race.) The line, "You're going to be late..." Was taken from Disney's Alice in Wonderland and was changed from, "I'm late, I'm late, for an important date...." Peeve's great/not so great rhyming was by done Cristin. Alix's sigh was brought to you by: The Sighing club...Because It's an art to sigh... Just joking! ^-^ 'Gotta Baa Goose' is from the Anime: Elf Princess Rane which is an AWESOME comedy! Dumbledore's little speech was done by Alix. Bloody hell is British slang.

Rating is going up because of the language...nothing more, nothing less.

And as the King in The King and I cartoon would said " Etc. Etc. Etc."