Disclaimer: Disclaimers are like the gayest thing ever….who the hell would think anybody would actually own another person??? Well, actually I kinda do own people…but not Cowboy Bebop…I wish I owned Spike….
Spike slowly closed the door to Faye's room. Ed had informed all that Halloween fell on the 31st of October; that was only 13 days away. As he walked down the dark hall to his room, he hoped that Faye wouldn't notice the clothes and make up he had stolen.
'I didn't steal anything from her, I'm just borrowing 'em…' Spike thought as he opened the door to his room. He flipped on the light.
He threw the clothes in a pile on his bed and looked through them again. There was a black tube top, a short black leather skirt, purple fish net stockings, knee-high black boots, and (since he only had boxers) a bright pink thong. The make-up consisted of the usual, black eyeliner, dark red lipstick, and black eye shadow. He would've preferred something along the lines of blue make-up…but no.
Spike gave a deep sigh, he couldn't believe he was going to cross dress for Halloween…it's for the candy, he kept reminding himself. Hearing Faye and her Red Tail fly in, he quickly threw the stuff in his closet. He held his breath as he heard Faye walk past his room to hers. Spike had no idea why he was so shaky…after all Faye was going to find out about his costume sooner or later.
He gave a yawn and turned off the light. He was so excited about Halloween. Even though he didn't fully understand the whole thing about It…hey free candy he kept telling himself.
Ed held up the costume she had made, grinning sinfully. Ein crouched and whined in the corner as Ed approached him, laughing pure evil. She jumped on Ein and held him down as he whimpered and tried to escape; she put on his costume easily. Standing up to admire her work.
"Ein look good." She said coo-ing him. Ein just whimpered. "Ein will be a hot dog for Halloweenie, cause Ein has a long body like a hot dog!" A pause and then, "Maybe Ed should go as a mustard bottle?" She thought aloud. Ein ran off, still in his costume. Ed didn't seem to notice, she was back to the drawing board. Maybe Spikey-Spike would let her make his costume, and Faye-Faye, and Jet-Person too! They could all go as food items!
Faye looked at the clock, it was 2 o'clock in the morning. Gingerly, she got out of her hard bed and threw on her purple robe. She walked out of her room and down the dark hall nearly crashing into a wall. She slowly but surely made her way to her Red Tail and opened it, inside was something she hadn't wanted to take out when Jet and Spike were up. Even if Spike was in his room at the time.
She pulled out a bag, she had bought a Halloween costume from somewhere on earth. It wasn't a very long flight from Mars to Earth and she had bought it at a cheap price. She closed up her Red Tail and started the (seemingly) long walk back to her bedroom.
'I bet no one will ever guess I'm gonna be a Cowgirl for Halloween…even though I don't really want to be that…maybe I'll be able to sell it and buy something else…I could be a bottle of vodka…' she thought as she finally reached her room. There were only 12 more days.
Jet sheepishly opened his eyes and slowly got out of bed. He knew what he was going to be but he didn't know where he would be able to find it. He turned on his computer and logged onto the Internet. He typed in the words Cheerleader and clicked search, it brang up about a thousand different sites but none of them had any way of ordering the outfit. He dismissed the idea after finding the cost of ordering one much to high…
He thought of another idea and typed that in, he found what he was looking for. He decided that he was going to be a priest, a satanic priest that is. He laughed at the idea,
"Fuckin child rapists," he said aloud. Hs voice startled him. "Maybe I could get Faye to be a nun?" He thought aloud. But there was still one problem, where was he going to get the costume?
'I'll just have Spike go kill some priest…well, kill might be to extreme, Spike can just go steal me one of the priest out fits…or Faye…one of those two lunk heads…'