Bart was throwing a glider down the hall, and it then hit Homer in
the eye. Homer then yelled "Ow! Stupid plastic flying vehicles." Bart
yelled "bull's-eye." Homer said, "I am not a bull okay." Then Homer said
"If putting salt in this doesn't work I will, I will, I will be in pain".
Bart then laughed and said "Not bull's-eye, fatmans-eye." Then Bart ran
before Homer came to choke him.
Bart was then sitting in the hallway flying the plane into Lisa's room, and saying "Sorry". Lisa then yelled "Bart, stop it I need to study!" Bart said "Study girl, study girl, makes me really wanna hurl." Lisa yelled "Mom!" Bart taunted "Tattle tail' Tattle Tail, sittin' on an ice cream rail". Then Lisa said, "I have the Guinness book of world records." Bart said "pssst. who gives." She said with an evil look in her eyes as she took off her pen cap "Hardcover." Then Bart ran out of her room.
At school the next day the teacher said, "Are you all ready for your end of the year test" Everybody said, "Yes". She handed Ralph the test and said, "What did you do to study". Ralph said "I read four magazines yesterday. All the girls looked plastic" The teacher said, "Those people were probably plastic dummies". Ralph said "Oh that's what people said about them too. My favorite was the one called Britney Spears." The teacher said "Me too Ralph. Me too."
Then she handed the test to Lisa and said "Lisa, so what did you do to study for this test". Lisa answered "First I determined and listed the stuff I had to study and or review so I would enable myself", Then the teacher interrupted "I have a tequila shoot scheduled to go to during the test I need you to stop talking before they bring out Budweiser and people start croaking". Lisa said "Oh yah because their acting like those frogs on the ad right. I found that perso."' She interrupted "First of all the people croak not because their imitating frogs, and second of all tequila shoot!"
Then on the loud speaker Mr. Skinners said "All students taking the R.L.B tests or really, long, boring tests must be asked the 3 sample questions by their teacher. And whoever taped the "please yank this it's fake sign to my scalp please report to my room." Then the teacher took thumbtacks off the bulletin board and said "Now I remember why I have those voodoo dolls on my patio.
She then said "One: what is 4+11" Everyone said "15", except for Ralph who said "Seventeen." Then she said, "Who discovered the United States". Everyone said "Christopher Columbus", except for Ralph who said "Lil' Kim". She then asked "If George only gives ¾ + ½ what is the most full cups that can be given out". Everyone said "1 cup" except for Ralph who said "D cup" Then the teacher said as she tied one arm her waist and said "I have an appointment now so start the test right.......Now!"
At dinner that night Marge said "Lisa, so how did that test go". Lisa said, "I think I passed with flying colors". Homer said "Was green flying". Lisa said "No". Marge said "Wow you can study to figure out all the mysteries of the world with that brain Lisa" Bart chuckled and said, "Be an everatoligist". Lisa said, "Yah mom, I want to learn all lives mysteries. The Grand Canyon". Marge said, " What's at the end of space or if it's non- ending what's out there?" Homer added, "Where's Waldo?"
Lisa said "Yah". Homer then said "What about teal, was it flying". Marge said, "What is teal". Bart said "Green". Lisa then said, "I think it's blue too." Homer said "its Bluish-Green". Bart then asked, "Then what's turquoise". Marge then said "Greenish-Blue".
The next day at school the teacher erased the board and said " And that's why Hillary Clinton is now in the library. Okay everybody go to lunch except for Lisa I have to talk to you privately". Everybody but Lisa said as they left and she approached the desk "Oooooooooooooooooooo"
Lisa's teacher said, "Due to your academic achievements the district things you are to a level of the 5th grade." Lisa said "Do You mean?" The teacher said handing her a paper "Yes, get this signed by you and a parent and it will be official. Lisa took it she said as she ran "5th grade here I come".
Bart was then sitting in the hallway flying the plane into Lisa's room, and saying "Sorry". Lisa then yelled "Bart, stop it I need to study!" Bart said "Study girl, study girl, makes me really wanna hurl." Lisa yelled "Mom!" Bart taunted "Tattle tail' Tattle Tail, sittin' on an ice cream rail". Then Lisa said, "I have the Guinness book of world records." Bart said "pssst. who gives." She said with an evil look in her eyes as she took off her pen cap "Hardcover." Then Bart ran out of her room.
At school the next day the teacher said, "Are you all ready for your end of the year test" Everybody said, "Yes". She handed Ralph the test and said, "What did you do to study". Ralph said "I read four magazines yesterday. All the girls looked plastic" The teacher said, "Those people were probably plastic dummies". Ralph said "Oh that's what people said about them too. My favorite was the one called Britney Spears." The teacher said "Me too Ralph. Me too."
Then she handed the test to Lisa and said "Lisa, so what did you do to study for this test". Lisa answered "First I determined and listed the stuff I had to study and or review so I would enable myself", Then the teacher interrupted "I have a tequila shoot scheduled to go to during the test I need you to stop talking before they bring out Budweiser and people start croaking". Lisa said "Oh yah because their acting like those frogs on the ad right. I found that perso."' She interrupted "First of all the people croak not because their imitating frogs, and second of all tequila shoot!"
Then on the loud speaker Mr. Skinners said "All students taking the R.L.B tests or really, long, boring tests must be asked the 3 sample questions by their teacher. And whoever taped the "please yank this it's fake sign to my scalp please report to my room." Then the teacher took thumbtacks off the bulletin board and said "Now I remember why I have those voodoo dolls on my patio.
She then said "One: what is 4+11" Everyone said "15", except for Ralph who said "Seventeen." Then she said, "Who discovered the United States". Everyone said "Christopher Columbus", except for Ralph who said "Lil' Kim". She then asked "If George only gives ¾ + ½ what is the most full cups that can be given out". Everyone said "1 cup" except for Ralph who said "D cup" Then the teacher said as she tied one arm her waist and said "I have an appointment now so start the test right.......Now!"
At dinner that night Marge said "Lisa, so how did that test go". Lisa said, "I think I passed with flying colors". Homer said "Was green flying". Lisa said "No". Marge said "Wow you can study to figure out all the mysteries of the world with that brain Lisa" Bart chuckled and said, "Be an everatoligist". Lisa said, "Yah mom, I want to learn all lives mysteries. The Grand Canyon". Marge said, " What's at the end of space or if it's non- ending what's out there?" Homer added, "Where's Waldo?"
Lisa said "Yah". Homer then said "What about teal, was it flying". Marge said, "What is teal". Bart said "Green". Lisa then said, "I think it's blue too." Homer said "its Bluish-Green". Bart then asked, "Then what's turquoise". Marge then said "Greenish-Blue".
The next day at school the teacher erased the board and said " And that's why Hillary Clinton is now in the library. Okay everybody go to lunch except for Lisa I have to talk to you privately". Everybody but Lisa said as they left and she approached the desk "Oooooooooooooooooooo"
Lisa's teacher said, "Due to your academic achievements the district things you are to a level of the 5th grade." Lisa said "Do You mean?" The teacher said handing her a paper "Yes, get this signed by you and a parent and it will be official. Lisa took it she said as she ran "5th grade here I come".