"Unlike Father, Unlike Son"
Part 1
Mike: Here's the mouse that started it all, Mickey Mouse!
(Mike zips off while Mickey slides into place.)
Mickey: Hi everybody! Did you hear about poor Jack? He tried to ride Buck, but Buck rode HIM instead!
(The audience laughs when a picture of Buck the horse from "Home on the Range" pinning down Jack Kelly from "Newsies" appears on the big screen. Cut to Jack sitting at the Newsie table, his forehead is wrapped up while his leg is in a leg brace.)
Jack (annoyed): And dat sher didn't tickle!
(Les pops up with his wooden sword in his hand.)
Les: Would this?
(Les begins "flossing" the toes of Jack's bare foot in the leg brace with his sword, Jack moans hysterically.)
Mickey: Well we sure got another great show for you tonight, including our special musical guests: The Bunny Hoppers!
(Brer Fox and Brer Bear jump up and down in their seats with forks and knives in their hands.)
Mickey: Ok, let's start the show off with Riverduck!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie appear on stage dressed in Riverdance outfits and start dancing. Cut to outside the House of Mouse with Max on the curb, he sees a car drive up. Max walks up to the car.)
Max: You want me to park your car?
(Max sees none other than Pete step out of the car.)
Max (nervous): Oh hi, Mister Pete...
Pete: Yeah yeah, cut with the chit-chat kid. (Calls to inside the car.) Oh PJ, get the stuff out of the car.
(Max sees Pete's son PJ step out.)
Max: Hey PJ!
PJ: Hey Max!
(Max and PJ slap 5 before Pete calls after PJ.)
Pete: C'mon PJ, we came here to do business, not hang out with your pals!
PJ: Ok dad, see ya later Max.
(Max grabs PJ's shoulder.)
Max: Uh PJ, do you know what kind of business your dad's talking about?
PJ: I believe he said something about closing a mouse's house. (Pauses) Wait! This is the House of Mouse, right?
Max: Yeah. You pretty much know what's up now, right?
PJ: I'm afraid so.
Max: Well we better stop him!
PJ: Yeah!
Pete: PJ!
PJ: Coming dad! (To Max) I'll go spy on him.
Max: Gotcha.
(Cut back to inside the House of Mouse.)
Mickey: Now it's time for a Goofy cartoon.
(The audience applauds the Goofy cartoon: "How to be a police officer".)
Part 1
Mike: Here's the mouse that started it all, Mickey Mouse!
(Mike zips off while Mickey slides into place.)
Mickey: Hi everybody! Did you hear about poor Jack? He tried to ride Buck, but Buck rode HIM instead!
(The audience laughs when a picture of Buck the horse from "Home on the Range" pinning down Jack Kelly from "Newsies" appears on the big screen. Cut to Jack sitting at the Newsie table, his forehead is wrapped up while his leg is in a leg brace.)
Jack (annoyed): And dat sher didn't tickle!
(Les pops up with his wooden sword in his hand.)
Les: Would this?
(Les begins "flossing" the toes of Jack's bare foot in the leg brace with his sword, Jack moans hysterically.)
Mickey: Well we sure got another great show for you tonight, including our special musical guests: The Bunny Hoppers!
(Brer Fox and Brer Bear jump up and down in their seats with forks and knives in their hands.)
Mickey: Ok, let's start the show off with Riverduck!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie appear on stage dressed in Riverdance outfits and start dancing. Cut to outside the House of Mouse with Max on the curb, he sees a car drive up. Max walks up to the car.)
Max: You want me to park your car?
(Max sees none other than Pete step out of the car.)
Max (nervous): Oh hi, Mister Pete...
Pete: Yeah yeah, cut with the chit-chat kid. (Calls to inside the car.) Oh PJ, get the stuff out of the car.
(Max sees Pete's son PJ step out.)
Max: Hey PJ!
PJ: Hey Max!
(Max and PJ slap 5 before Pete calls after PJ.)
Pete: C'mon PJ, we came here to do business, not hang out with your pals!
PJ: Ok dad, see ya later Max.
(Max grabs PJ's shoulder.)
Max: Uh PJ, do you know what kind of business your dad's talking about?
PJ: I believe he said something about closing a mouse's house. (Pauses) Wait! This is the House of Mouse, right?
Max: Yeah. You pretty much know what's up now, right?
PJ: I'm afraid so.
Max: Well we better stop him!
PJ: Yeah!
Pete: PJ!
PJ: Coming dad! (To Max) I'll go spy on him.
Max: Gotcha.
(Cut back to inside the House of Mouse.)
Mickey: Now it's time for a Goofy cartoon.
(The audience applauds the Goofy cartoon: "How to be a police officer".)