Lisa swung the door open and yelled "Mom, Mom, Mom" as she ran to
Marge who was cooking in the kitchen. Marge said "What, what, what, what,
what". Lisa showed here the paper and said "Mom, this is possibly the best
day of my young life". Marge said "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh!" Bart walked
into the kitchen and said as he took an apple out of the refridgerator "
What's with you guys repeating everything? What's with you guys repeating
everything?" Marge said " Your sister's advancing her grade level" Bart
said making a lasso with his hand "Well, yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaw. As long as I
graduate first and do everything first I'll be satasfyed". Then he walked
out.
Lisa said "I guess he doesn't know I'll be in 5th grade and he'll be in 4th" Marge hugged Lisa and said "I'm so proud of you honey, I'll sign this permission slip 1000 times if I had too." Lisa said "What about 10,000". Marge thought and said "Possibly". Then Homer walked in and said "Lisa, Bart told me that's so great! Lisa, Bart told me tha". Lisa interrupted "Dad, that joke is really old now". Homer opened the Refridgerator and said "Oh sorry Lis' your right" Then he gasped and said "Where's the last golden delicious apple! Where's the last golden delicious apple!"
Bart was changing the channel on the T.V. as he noticed Lisa's permission slip on the table. He read it and said "Oh my gosh. I can't let her do this she'll be able to do so many things before I will." He then got on the phone, dialed, and said " Millhouse". Millhouse said "Yah, Bart what is it". Bart said "You know that Charlie kid in the 5th grade, can you tell him to go in front of your house and meet me at 11:30 tonight infront of your house" Millhouse said "I don't really know Bart. He said one more favor and he would take one of my eternal organs". Bart said "Please Millhouse. I really, really, realy need this badly. Plus don't forget if he takes your bladder you will always have sheets and clothes at the end of the week" Millhouse sighed and said "Fine but be there".
That night Bart sneaked out of the house and met the kid. Bart said "Okay, thanks for showing up. Now listen a girl is going to come from the 2nd grade who's name is Lisa. I want you to torment her like a collection of Donny Osmonds greatest hits." The kid said "I will, and I will even convince other kids to do it too." Bart said "That's great" As Bart walked away he said to Millhouse "Thanks" Millhouse said "No problem Bart, Many people live with only one kidney"
The next morning when Bart and Lisa were waiting for the bus he said "Sooooo.. your going to be in the 5th grade. Isn't that jus darn peachy" Lisa said "Yah I know" Bart said " You must think you know the answer to everything huh?" Lisa said "Well.... not everthing". Bart said "Well how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Huh? Do you know? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya? Huh? Where in the worlds Carmen Sandiego Huh? Do ya know? Tell me, come on just tell me, try it, try it, just try it." Lisa asked "Don't you remember what Dad said about club drugs you should stop before you get more addicted." Bart said "Funny, Veeeeeeery funny. I'll be laughing when those kids deal with you and the costodiants are scrapping you off the ground with a spatula." Lisa said "Everything'll be fine".
At the school Lisa saw Ralph and he said "Hi, Lisa" Lisa said "Uh, hey Ralph." Ralph said "I'm so excited to see why plants grow aren,t you?" Lisa answered "I'm sorry to say to you but I'm in the 5th grade now" Ralph said "Oh, okay I'll just talk to the other kid in are class Tony. Lisa said "Ralph theirs no Tony in our class". Ralph said "There is now", and walked away. Lisa then walked into the 5th grade door.
Lisa said "I guess he doesn't know I'll be in 5th grade and he'll be in 4th" Marge hugged Lisa and said "I'm so proud of you honey, I'll sign this permission slip 1000 times if I had too." Lisa said "What about 10,000". Marge thought and said "Possibly". Then Homer walked in and said "Lisa, Bart told me that's so great! Lisa, Bart told me tha". Lisa interrupted "Dad, that joke is really old now". Homer opened the Refridgerator and said "Oh sorry Lis' your right" Then he gasped and said "Where's the last golden delicious apple! Where's the last golden delicious apple!"
Bart was changing the channel on the T.V. as he noticed Lisa's permission slip on the table. He read it and said "Oh my gosh. I can't let her do this she'll be able to do so many things before I will." He then got on the phone, dialed, and said " Millhouse". Millhouse said "Yah, Bart what is it". Bart said "You know that Charlie kid in the 5th grade, can you tell him to go in front of your house and meet me at 11:30 tonight infront of your house" Millhouse said "I don't really know Bart. He said one more favor and he would take one of my eternal organs". Bart said "Please Millhouse. I really, really, realy need this badly. Plus don't forget if he takes your bladder you will always have sheets and clothes at the end of the week" Millhouse sighed and said "Fine but be there".
That night Bart sneaked out of the house and met the kid. Bart said "Okay, thanks for showing up. Now listen a girl is going to come from the 2nd grade who's name is Lisa. I want you to torment her like a collection of Donny Osmonds greatest hits." The kid said "I will, and I will even convince other kids to do it too." Bart said "That's great" As Bart walked away he said to Millhouse "Thanks" Millhouse said "No problem Bart, Many people live with only one kidney"
The next morning when Bart and Lisa were waiting for the bus he said "Sooooo.. your going to be in the 5th grade. Isn't that jus darn peachy" Lisa said "Yah I know" Bart said " You must think you know the answer to everything huh?" Lisa said "Well.... not everthing". Bart said "Well how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Huh? Do you know? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya? Huh? Where in the worlds Carmen Sandiego Huh? Do ya know? Tell me, come on just tell me, try it, try it, just try it." Lisa asked "Don't you remember what Dad said about club drugs you should stop before you get more addicted." Bart said "Funny, Veeeeeeery funny. I'll be laughing when those kids deal with you and the costodiants are scrapping you off the ground with a spatula." Lisa said "Everything'll be fine".
At the school Lisa saw Ralph and he said "Hi, Lisa" Lisa said "Uh, hey Ralph." Ralph said "I'm so excited to see why plants grow aren,t you?" Lisa answered "I'm sorry to say to you but I'm in the 5th grade now" Ralph said "Oh, okay I'll just talk to the other kid in are class Tony. Lisa said "Ralph theirs no Tony in our class". Ralph said "There is now", and walked away. Lisa then walked into the 5th grade door.