(Cut to after the cartoon, Max is outside holding a walkie-talkie.)
PJ (from the walkie-talkie): Max, come in.
Max (into the walkie-talkie): Gotcha, what's the 'sitch?
PJ: Max! You know I hate that!
Max: Sorry Peej, Roxanne's been inviting Kim Possible to the club lately. Guess it's gone to my head.
PJ: Ok fine, I've just received some info on how my dad's going to sabotage the show.
Max: Tell me.
PJ: It involves the musical guest...
(Cut to inside the club on the stage.)
Mike: And now, here's our musical guest: The Bunny Hoppers!
(Mike zips off and on the stage appears Roger Rabbit, with shadows of other rabbits behind him. Cut to the tables, where we see Jessica, Baby Herman, and Benny the Cab applauding for Roger.)
Jessica: Go get them "Honey Bunny"!
(Pooh walks near their table.)
Pooh: Did you say honey?
(Cut to Roger on stage.)
Roger: Ready boys?
(The rabbit shadows emerge to reveal various Disney rabbits including: the March Hare, Lucky Jack, Brer Rabbit, and Thumper.)
Rabbits: Ready Roger!
(The rabbits are about to begin when all of a sudden, a gunshot is heard.)
Roger: Jeepers! What was that?
(It looks like the gunshot was fired by Gaston, who comes on stage in one of his "famous" hunting poses.)
Gaston: Nobody hunts rabbits like Gaston.
(Gaston starts firing rapidly at the rabbits, who are franticly trying to avoid the bullets.)
Benny: Looks like that punk got all of Roger's friends "hopping mad"! Hahaha.
Baby Herman (annoyed): Ooh, your succotash puns are driving us up the wall...
(Zoom out to reveal that Benny has actually driven the table up the wall.)
Baby Herman: ... Literally!
(Mickey runs onto stage to see what the ruckus is about.)
Mickey: Roger! What's happening?
Roger: I don't know, but p-p-p-p-please! Make it stop!
Mickey: Gaston! Why are you doing this?
(Pete comes onto the stage.)
Pete: Because I'm going to take over this club, you should've known that by now. Seeya later pipsqueak, I gotta go before the audience stampedes outta here.
(Pete makes a run for the door, but Max and PJ block the door.)
Pete (disgruntled): Pj? What are you doing?
PJ: I'm preventing you from making a big mistake!
Pete: Nonsense. If I close down the House of Mouse, we'll be rich!
PJ: You may be, but where would my friend be, huh? I'll tell you where he'll be: living on the streets! And I would never let that happen to any of my friends.
Pete: Oh yeah, well you got another thing coming if...
(Suddenly, a burning carrot comes flying out of the kitchen and hits Pete square on the rear.)
Pete: Yeowch!
(Goofy comes rushing by.)
Goofy: Gawrsh, sorry about that.
Max: Actually dad, you gave me an idea...
PJ (from the walkie-talkie): Max, come in.
Max (into the walkie-talkie): Gotcha, what's the 'sitch?
PJ: Max! You know I hate that!
Max: Sorry Peej, Roxanne's been inviting Kim Possible to the club lately. Guess it's gone to my head.
PJ: Ok fine, I've just received some info on how my dad's going to sabotage the show.
Max: Tell me.
PJ: It involves the musical guest...
(Cut to inside the club on the stage.)
Mike: And now, here's our musical guest: The Bunny Hoppers!
(Mike zips off and on the stage appears Roger Rabbit, with shadows of other rabbits behind him. Cut to the tables, where we see Jessica, Baby Herman, and Benny the Cab applauding for Roger.)
Jessica: Go get them "Honey Bunny"!
(Pooh walks near their table.)
Pooh: Did you say honey?
(Cut to Roger on stage.)
Roger: Ready boys?
(The rabbit shadows emerge to reveal various Disney rabbits including: the March Hare, Lucky Jack, Brer Rabbit, and Thumper.)
Rabbits: Ready Roger!
(The rabbits are about to begin when all of a sudden, a gunshot is heard.)
Roger: Jeepers! What was that?
(It looks like the gunshot was fired by Gaston, who comes on stage in one of his "famous" hunting poses.)
Gaston: Nobody hunts rabbits like Gaston.
(Gaston starts firing rapidly at the rabbits, who are franticly trying to avoid the bullets.)
Benny: Looks like that punk got all of Roger's friends "hopping mad"! Hahaha.
Baby Herman (annoyed): Ooh, your succotash puns are driving us up the wall...
(Zoom out to reveal that Benny has actually driven the table up the wall.)
Baby Herman: ... Literally!
(Mickey runs onto stage to see what the ruckus is about.)
Mickey: Roger! What's happening?
Roger: I don't know, but p-p-p-p-please! Make it stop!
Mickey: Gaston! Why are you doing this?
(Pete comes onto the stage.)
Pete: Because I'm going to take over this club, you should've known that by now. Seeya later pipsqueak, I gotta go before the audience stampedes outta here.
(Pete makes a run for the door, but Max and PJ block the door.)
Pete (disgruntled): Pj? What are you doing?
PJ: I'm preventing you from making a big mistake!
Pete: Nonsense. If I close down the House of Mouse, we'll be rich!
PJ: You may be, but where would my friend be, huh? I'll tell you where he'll be: living on the streets! And I would never let that happen to any of my friends.
Pete: Oh yeah, well you got another thing coming if...
(Suddenly, a burning carrot comes flying out of the kitchen and hits Pete square on the rear.)
Pete: Yeowch!
(Goofy comes rushing by.)
Goofy: Gawrsh, sorry about that.
Max: Actually dad, you gave me an idea...