Unlike Father, Unlike Son: part 3
Mike: And now once again... The Bunny Hoppers!
(the audience applauses Roger Rabbit and the crew, who appear in front of what appears to be a big bloated carrot. The carrot turns around to reveal that it's actually Pete in a carrot suit.)
Pete: I can't believe this is happening...
PJ(from backstage): Well dad, you know what they say: trouble will always BOUNCE BACK to trample you.
Roger: Ready this time boys.
Rabbits: We sure are!
(the rabbits look at Pete with deviant eyes. Pete responds with a small moan of despair.)
Mickey: Hit it boys!
Bunny Hoppers(singing): Bunny bunny, carrots thrill me oh-ho bunny bunny.
Pete(singing): Bunny bunny, nearly kill me oh-no bunny bunny.
(the rabbits hop on Pete and take a big bite out of his suit, Pete responds with a huge bounce and an "Ow!" that's just as big.)
Max(to PJ): Well Peej, looks like a job well done.
PJ(to Max): You got that right old buddy, I'm glad I'm not like my dad.
(Goofy intercepts and puts his arms around Max and PJ.)
Goofy: Aw, ain't this nice.
Max(embarrassed): And I'm glad I'm not like MY dad.
(cut to the stage after the act is over.)
Mike: Today's act was sponsored by: Wise Guy's Weasel Legion of Doom, rooting for the bad team since 1947.
(the big screen shows the weasels from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" in front of a badge with a toon skull and crossbones.)
Mike(continuing): Whether it's breaking up a rally of rioting rascals,
(we see the weasels blowing up Jack Kelly at the infamous Newsie Rally scene from "Newsies" with dynamite as Warden Snyder looks on.)
Mike(continuing): to foiling gallant rescue missions,
(we see the weasels growing man-eating toon plants in front of Sleeping Beauty's tower.)
Mike(continuing): the weasels know every villainous trick in the book for all your villainous needs.
(the weasels hold up al sorts of toon weapons and props.)
Mike: Call 1800-IMDOOMED for the nearest Wise Guy's Weasel Legion of Doom station near you(Don't call if you want to get rid of vast pieces of land).
Mickey: Thanks for taking us out, see 'ya real soon everybody.
The End
Mike: And now once again... The Bunny Hoppers!
(the audience applauses Roger Rabbit and the crew, who appear in front of what appears to be a big bloated carrot. The carrot turns around to reveal that it's actually Pete in a carrot suit.)
Pete: I can't believe this is happening...
PJ(from backstage): Well dad, you know what they say: trouble will always BOUNCE BACK to trample you.
Roger: Ready this time boys.
Rabbits: We sure are!
(the rabbits look at Pete with deviant eyes. Pete responds with a small moan of despair.)
Mickey: Hit it boys!
Bunny Hoppers(singing): Bunny bunny, carrots thrill me oh-ho bunny bunny.
Pete(singing): Bunny bunny, nearly kill me oh-no bunny bunny.
(the rabbits hop on Pete and take a big bite out of his suit, Pete responds with a huge bounce and an "Ow!" that's just as big.)
Max(to PJ): Well Peej, looks like a job well done.
PJ(to Max): You got that right old buddy, I'm glad I'm not like my dad.
(Goofy intercepts and puts his arms around Max and PJ.)
Goofy: Aw, ain't this nice.
Max(embarrassed): And I'm glad I'm not like MY dad.
(cut to the stage after the act is over.)
Mike: Today's act was sponsored by: Wise Guy's Weasel Legion of Doom, rooting for the bad team since 1947.
(the big screen shows the weasels from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" in front of a badge with a toon skull and crossbones.)
Mike(continuing): Whether it's breaking up a rally of rioting rascals,
(we see the weasels blowing up Jack Kelly at the infamous Newsie Rally scene from "Newsies" with dynamite as Warden Snyder looks on.)
Mike(continuing): to foiling gallant rescue missions,
(we see the weasels growing man-eating toon plants in front of Sleeping Beauty's tower.)
Mike(continuing): the weasels know every villainous trick in the book for all your villainous needs.
(the weasels hold up al sorts of toon weapons and props.)
Mike: Call 1800-IMDOOMED for the nearest Wise Guy's Weasel Legion of Doom station near you(Don't call if you want to get rid of vast pieces of land).
Mickey: Thanks for taking us out, see 'ya real soon everybody.
The End