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Italics are ppls thoughts

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When Uo, Tohru, Hana and Kaiya got up to Tohrus room, they just saw Kyo
coming from his room. They all looked at him with devilish grins, and went
into Tohru's room to get everything ready.
After about 10 minutes, all the outfits were picked out. All that had to be
done, was getting Kyo and Yuki into one of them. Ayame had stopped by
earlier with some outfits from his store that he said he would be happy to
lend them as long as he got to watch his little brother walk down the hall
(the pretend runway) in one of his designs. Everyone agreed happily, eager
to see the 'prince' in a dress again. Yuki might not be that hard, but
getting Kyo in one of Ayames outfits, that was going to be the challenge.
Tohru and Uo decided to take care of Yuki, and Kaiya and Hana were going to
take care of Kyo.
"Hey Kyo. Come there for a second!" Kaiya yelled as she saw Kyo coming from
his bedroom once more.
"What?"
"There's something in here I wanna show you."
"Ugh, fine. Just tell me, what's so interesting about the closet?" Kyo said
as he started to step inside the closet.
"This." Kaiya said as she knocked him unconscious.temporarily of course.
Just long enough for Kaiya and Hana to put him in a dress, One of Ayames
famous designs.
~*~Downstairs with Yuki, Uo, and Tohru~*~
"Yuki-kun. Could you do me and Uo a favor?" Tohru asked in her sweetest
voice.
"Of course Tohru, what is it you would like me to do? Go to the market to
get groceries?"
"Not quite prince," Uo said getting impatient.
"What Uo-chan is saying is.that.hum.first, would you like to come to my
room?" Tohru said shyly.
Yuki didn't really know what to say to this but agreed anyway.
"So.what is the favor?" Yuki's curiosity starting to get the better of him.
"Well, we were thinking," Tohru started as she entered the room, "could you
put this on, then walk down the stairs and down the hall, where Shigure
will take your picture, then come back up. Could you do that?"
"Please"
What have I gotten myself into!? It's the dress incident at school all over
again. But I can't say no to Tohru. I already said yes. Good thing that
baka neko isn't here. Then I would be in deep trouble.
"Uh.ok.I guess." Yuki managed to spit out.
"Yay! This is going to be so much fun!" Tohru squealed
~*~Back in Kyos room~*~
"Hey Kaiya, do you think he's gonna be alright? How hard did you hit him?"
"Oh not very. He should be awake soon. Hahaha, doesn't he look so funny in
this dress thing Ayame brought over? Hehehee"
They both stood there laughing for a little while when suddenly Kyo woke up
rubbing his head. "What happened?" Uh oh. He's awake.
"Hey Hana, why don't you let me handle this, go see if Tohru and you know
who is ready."
"OK." And she left the room.
"I ask again. What's going on and what the hell am I doing in this dress.
Type. Thing!"
"Well, you see, all you have to do to get out of the dress is walk down the
stairs, across the hall, all the way to the end, and Shigure will take a
picture and that's it. Don't worry, Shigure will be gagged and he won't
blab to anyone, cause Hatori gave us some good dirt on him to black mail.
That was Uos idea. So you don't have anything to worry about."
"And why should I do this? What's stopping me from just ripping this dress
off of me? And why should I when you're not going to do this."
"Because one, I am doing this, and two, you better do this or your going to
have a very painful experience with my good friend Madame fist."
A few minutes later Kaiya walked out of the room looking very triumphant.
"Come out when we call for you." She said as she headed to Tohru's room.
"Oh Kaiya, how'd it go?" Uo said looking very interested.
"Great, he's doing it. I think Ayame wanted to show off something also. Im
going to go down there now and check. Tohru, can I have the camera to give
to Shigure?"
"Sure, it's on the counter. Im going to finish getting ready. Yuki's in his
room, just so you know."
"Perfect, I'll be back in a jiff"
~*~Downstairs~*~
"Ayame-san? Did you want to show off one of your designs or did you just
want to watch?"
"Oh I can participate! OH! YAY! Of course I will show off one of my
designs! Wait till Yuki sees his older brother making his way down the
stairs. He'll be so proud of his brother. I can see it all now."
~*~*~Ayames daydream~*~*~
"Oh Ayame! That was wonderful! Im so proud to have a brother just like you.
You must teach me how to be like you. It will fulfill my life long dream."
"Oh Yuki, my dear younger brother, it will take forever to be just like me.
But I will do my best for my younger brother. You may praise me without
holding back."
"Wow Ayame, you're the greatest."
~*~*~End daydream~*~*~
::sweatdrop:: "right. So you're going to be in it then?"
"Well of course. How could I let my dear younger brother down like that."
".Right.Well I gotta go see Shigure. He's going to be taking the pictures."
::knock, knock, knock:: "Come in!" sang a voice from inside the office.
"Its me, Kaiya, I hope Im not disturbing you. But I was just wondering,
would you mind taking a few pictures for us? The six of us are going to be
having a little fashion show thing to show off some of Ayames new designs.
If the pictures are good enough, Ayame wants to use them as advertisement
for his shop."
"Well of course I'll do it. Wait till everyone hears about this!" Shigures
said, practically jumping out of his seat.
"Well that's the thing, you can't tell anyone."
"Oh my dear why not!" Shigure pouted.
"I didn't want to have to do this to you Shigure, cause you're a very nice
person. But, if you do tell everyone, Uo and I will tell Everyone about
that time you were seen in the red light district with a particular
someone. Im sure Ayame would be very unhappy to hear that." Kaiya said
evilly.
"High school girls these days are getting meaner and meaner. Ruining my fun
like that. That's black mail I tell you black mail. But taking pictures of
the guys in dresses is too big a chance to pass up. So I'll do it no fuss
no muss. And I wont tell. Scouts honor." Shigure said doing that little
scout hand thing that ppl do.
"Like you're a scout." Kaiya said sarcastically but handing him the video,
and regular camera anyways. "Here's a list of what everyone will be wearing
and the order that they're coming in. I have to go get ready. Thank you
Shigure!" Kaiya half yelled as she ran out the room.
"How'd it go?" Uo said as she entered the room. "Was my fib true?"
"Yeah, wait a second! That was a fib! It wasn't really true!"
"Well I guess it was because it worked didn't it." Uo laughed.
Ten minutes later the fashion show thing started.
"First up is the lovely Honda, Tohru. Wearing a lovely design by Ayame
Sohma. A beautiful pail blue dress with a wonderful pastel purple lace
covering.thing." ::clicking of cameras::
"Shows how much he knows about designing" Ayame whispered to the rest of us
still upstairs.
"Next up is the mysterious Saki, Hanajima, in a dark navy blue black long
dress. Notice the sparkles and...OoOoOo strapless ness!" ::clicking of
cameras::
"You henti! Get on with the program!" no one in particular yells out.
"Ah-hem. Yes. NEXT! Is the ::muffled laughs:: very hansom Sohma Kyo, in a
half buttoned black leather jacket" hum where can I get me one of thos?
"and in black, also leather pants. Notice ladies and gentlemen that he is
not wearing a shirt." (A/N lol, sorry, but Kyo rocks my socks!!! WHOW!(back
to the ff)) ::clicking of cameras::
"What! Did you really think I was going to wear a dress! HA!" Kyo yelled as
he walked past Shigure.
"O and who do we have here? The Lovely Minamoto, Kaiya, wearing a lovely
skirt and top. The top ladies and gentlemen, is a.do my eyes deceive me? A
red bandana! ::whistle from somewhere:: and the skirt is a short black one
with red slashes and a niiice slit down the side." ::clicking of cameras::
"Hum.lest see, ah yes, Here comes Sohma Yuki. One of the more popular ones
here tonight. He is showing off one of Ayames most prized designs. A spring
dress with an assortment of flowers all the colors of spring. It also comes
with an elegant little hat and a ribbon to tie in the middle to show off
the persons figure. Hohoho! And there are also.hehehe.ruffles underneath
the dress. :: Howling laughter, courtesy of Shigure Sohma.:: ::clicking of
cameras::
And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere comes miss Uotoni Arisa ladies and gentlemen. Notice
the wonderful designs on the blue silk dress; OoOoOo is that a slit I see,
Oh and also notice the low cut of the neck. A wonderful spaghetti strap
dress with a lace shawl thing." ::clicking of cameras::
"And here, our prize model, the designer of all the wonderful fashions
you've seen today, MR. AYAME SOHMA!!! Ladies and gentlemen, this evening
Ayame will be showing us, HIS PURPLE LEPARD SPOTTED COAT!!!!! With the
white fur collar on it and everything." ::clicking of cameras:: "Lets give
a round of applause for Ayame and our beautiful models today."
::lots of cheers and clapping from an invisible audience.::
"Group picture!" Everyone came back downstairs and got into a nice little
bunch. "ok, one, two," at two Shigure ran for the group and made it inside
the picture just in time to do a little peace sign and give a big toothy
grin.
~*~*~later that night~*~*~
"Hey Tohru, it's been great, but I gotta be heading home. By the way, can I
have a copy of those pictures and of the video tape?" Uo said with and evil
grin.
"Oh of course. But I don't think it's a good idea if you were to pass it
around everywhere. I think it would make Sohma-san and Kyo-kun a little
embarrassed."
"You don't have anything to worry about, you can trust me. And besides, you
were gorgeous you have nothing to worry about."
Tohru blushed and waved as her friend left the Sohma residence.
"I should be going too. My electrical waves are telling me that if I leave
now, I will get home in time. See you at school on Monday Tohru."
"Ok Hana, see you later. I'll get you a copy also. Thank you! Bye now!"
Hana waved good-bye and headed down the street to her home.
"What about you Kaiya? Its getting late. I wouldn't want your parents to
worry." At the words 'parents' Kaiya shuddered and hope it had gone
unnoticed. Little did she know, a certain Sohma was standing not far away,
noticing from a distance.
"Oh.yes.good-bye Tohru, I had a wonderful time, and would you mind keeping
the dress for a while? I think my, um, parents would get suspicious if I
brought home something so beautiful and expensive looking."
"Of course. I'll see you later. Bye now." Tohru called cheerfully as Kaiya
made her way down the dimly lit street taking the first left into the woods
as soon as she was out of sight.
About a half hour later, a little white cat appeared at the back door of
the Sohma home. "Kyo-kun." Tohru called into the next room.
"Yeah? What is it? KAI!" Kyo exclaimed at the sight of the cat, which
immediately jumped into his arms.
"So is that what we're calling her now? You know, her name does ring a
bell." Tohru said teasingly.
"Hey, I thought of her name the first night she was here. That was BEFORE I
meet Kaiya."
Tohru just nodded and went back to doing the dishes and Kyo went back into
the living room to watch TV.
"Hey there." Tohru cooed when she noticed that Kai had staid in the kitchen
with Tohru. "How's it goin' little fella? I bet your hungry after not being
home for a few days huh. Too bad you weren't here when my friends were
over. They would have loved you." She said as she started gently petting
the cat. Kai purred softly and nuzzled up against Tohrus warm hand. Tohru
smiled.
While Tohru did the dishes, she talked to Kai, it seemed to make the task
go faster when she had someone to talk to. The job was soon done and they
both went to join the guys in front of the television.
"Im turning in."
"Good night Kyo, sweet dreams" Tohru said this every night and it had
become sort of a ritual in the Sohma house.
"Kai, you coming?" he asked the cat, but when he noticed that she had
fallen asleep in Tohrus lap, he decided to just let her be and go to bed.
"Aw.look at that. What a cute little kitty" Shigure cooed. "Tohru-kun, can
I hold her?"
"Of course Shigure-san." Tohru said as she gently passed the sleeping cat
to the eager dog.
"She's so soft, And cuddly, and cute!" The dog praised as he started
petting the animal.
"Yes, she's a cat. Normal cats tend to be that way. Unlike that stupid cat
that's sleeping upstairs." At this comment Kai woke up immediately.
"Looks like she thought you were talking about her." Shigure said teasing.
"Yes, it would, cats being the stupid creatures they are." Yuki said rather
dryly, still having both eyes fixed on the TV screen.
"Aww! Yuki! You made her leave." Shigure complained as Kai headed for the
stairs. "Not fair! And she was just getting to know me too. You made her
mad Yuki." The publisher complained, even though no one but possibly Tohru
was listening. With that he got up and started after the cat.
"Huh, figures, the dog running after the cat. Typical. Stupid cat. One was
enough. We don't need two cats running around the house." Yuki mumbled
under his breath.
::yawn:: "Yuki-kun, I think Im going to go to bed also. Thank you for your
participation today. You were great. Good night. Sweet dreams Yuki-kun"
"I lost her. She must have gone into Tohrus room or some other hidden place
in the house because I cant find her anywhere. :Sigh: Oh well, I'll find
her tomorrow. It is Saturday after all.
~*~*~Upstairs under Kyos bed~*~*~
I knew he wouldn't look for me here.
"Hey Kyo. HEY! Wait a minute. What did you do with my basket bed? Kyo? Are
you awake? KYO!"
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Pen-in-the-wind: Hey there ppls who are reading my fanfic!
Thank you so much for reading AND reviewing.
I hope you enjoied the little pagent thing I wrote about.
Also, just a little extra info, but I actually drew all 7 ppl in the
outfits I described
I had a lot of fun drawing and writing Kyo's outfit. Sorry but as I said
before, KYO ROCKS MY SOCKS!
Cloudmonkey77: Hey girl, what ever floats your boat.
Pen-in-the-wind: yes well anyways, I would send a link on the pg so you
could see the pics I drew of all of them in their little outfits, but I
don't got a scanner! =^-^=
For now, you can all just imagine what it looks like till I get one!
HEHEHE!
Please R&R!
Till the next chapy!
C ya