Sorry the last chapter was so short! I had to leave and go grocery shopping
at Costco. And sorry if I copied anyone's ideas. I didn't mean to! These
are my ideas. If I did get anyone else's ideas I really didn't mean to!
In this chapter, Kuwabara is kind of not himself, but then again, maybe he
is himself. You make the call. R&R!
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"KURAMA!" said Koenma. "What are you doing here?" And then, everyone noticed he was wearing spandex.
"Wow. Spandex looks good on you. And that's a compliment," said Shizuru. Then she whistled really loud.
"I'm, well, I'm . . ." Kurama stuttered.
"It doesn't matter where he was," defended Hiei. "All that matters is that he's here. So, you wanna go back to Yukina's house and and play more games?"
"Yes," replied Kurama.
"Kurama, what are you doing in Spandex???" asked Hiei through telekinesis.
"I . . . was going through a dance class," replied Kurama. "It's a one time thing that sounded kind of fun."
"Well, be careful where you go next time," said Hiei.
Everyone got back into the house. It was about 9:00. "I think that we should go to sleep for now," said somebody.
"Great idea! But how am I going to get home? I didn't think it would be this dark now," said Kuwabara. The sky was totally black.
"I have an idea! We could have a sleepover. But nobody can sleep together," said Botan, keeping an eye on Yusuke, who was grinning mischievously.
"Well, the only way to decide is to vote. Who says yes?" said Kurama. Kurama counted the number of hands and most of the people voted yes. "Whoever said 'no' may go home if the desire." Nobody went home. Everyone got out sleeping bags and went to sleep. At least, some did.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were awake, planning to do . . . something. They were out of their beds, and they were writing something on a piece of paper. But they weren't the only ones awake. Shizuru and Kurama were smart enough to stay awake and ready, just in case someone planned to do anything.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were actually planning on, well, they were planning on tee-peeing the inside of the house. They first got out toilet paper. They had to go out and buy a few rolls, but it only took a minute for them to get there. While they were out, Shizuru and Kurama were thinking of a way to get them back.
"I have a plan, Kurama," said Shizuru. "We could . . ." *You'll find out later in the story.* When Kuwabara and Yusuke came back, they got a bunch of toilet paper rolls and started to look for some syrup and whipped cream and more. They looked everywhere for it. When they came back, all the toilet paper rolls were gone.
"All that money – WASTED!!!" said Kuwabara.
"Someone's awake here, and they must have taken it," said Yusuke, eyeing everyone suspiciously. Then his eyes stopped on Hiei. "It must have been Hiei. He's the only one fast enough to get all that toilet paper out in such a short amount of time." Actually, it took Yusuke and Kuwabara about an hour to find all the stuff they needed, so Kurama and Shizuru had plenty of time.
"I knew it. It had to be the little shrimp. No one else would do that to us . . . I think," said Kuwabara. "Plus, he totally hates my guts. He has a reason to do that to us." Kuwabara went up to the little shrimp and put his mouth right next to his ear. He then yelled, "GIVE US BACK OUR TOILET PAPER ROLLS, YOU LITTLE DWEEB! WE KNOW YOU TOOK THEM, 'CAUSE YOU HATE MY GUTS! GIVE IT BACK!!!"
At the moment, Hiei was dreaming about killing Kuwabara right on the spot. And he was planning on making that a reality. Hiei woke up to Kuwabara's screaming, and so did everybody else.
"Why'd you wake all of us up, Kuwabara?" asked Keiko.
"Uhhh. Sorry, I only meant to wake up the shrimp," he replied.
"And why is that, baka?" said Hiei.
"'Cause you stole the toilet paper we were gonna use to tee-pee the house," Kuwabara said. Yusuke slapped himself on the forehead. "Tell me that did not just happen," he thought.
"That was stupid, even for you, little bro. . . You were gonna tee- pee the house?!?" said Shizuru, knowing all along. "I am so gonna kick some ass when we get home." She cracked her knuckles.
The night pretty much ended like that, with Shizuru watching Yusuke and Kuwabara until they both fell asleep. Then she got a permanent marker (you, know, the one that will never come off) and drew a moustache (spelling??) and beard on them both. Then Shizuru fell asleep.
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"KURAMA!" said Koenma. "What are you doing here?" And then, everyone noticed he was wearing spandex.
"Wow. Spandex looks good on you. And that's a compliment," said Shizuru. Then she whistled really loud.
"I'm, well, I'm . . ." Kurama stuttered.
"It doesn't matter where he was," defended Hiei. "All that matters is that he's here. So, you wanna go back to Yukina's house and and play more games?"
"Yes," replied Kurama.
"Kurama, what are you doing in Spandex???" asked Hiei through telekinesis.
"I . . . was going through a dance class," replied Kurama. "It's a one time thing that sounded kind of fun."
"Well, be careful where you go next time," said Hiei.
Everyone got back into the house. It was about 9:00. "I think that we should go to sleep for now," said somebody.
"Great idea! But how am I going to get home? I didn't think it would be this dark now," said Kuwabara. The sky was totally black.
"I have an idea! We could have a sleepover. But nobody can sleep together," said Botan, keeping an eye on Yusuke, who was grinning mischievously.
"Well, the only way to decide is to vote. Who says yes?" said Kurama. Kurama counted the number of hands and most of the people voted yes. "Whoever said 'no' may go home if the desire." Nobody went home. Everyone got out sleeping bags and went to sleep. At least, some did.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were awake, planning to do . . . something. They were out of their beds, and they were writing something on a piece of paper. But they weren't the only ones awake. Shizuru and Kurama were smart enough to stay awake and ready, just in case someone planned to do anything.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were actually planning on, well, they were planning on tee-peeing the inside of the house. They first got out toilet paper. They had to go out and buy a few rolls, but it only took a minute for them to get there. While they were out, Shizuru and Kurama were thinking of a way to get them back.
"I have a plan, Kurama," said Shizuru. "We could . . ." *You'll find out later in the story.* When Kuwabara and Yusuke came back, they got a bunch of toilet paper rolls and started to look for some syrup and whipped cream and more. They looked everywhere for it. When they came back, all the toilet paper rolls were gone.
"All that money – WASTED!!!" said Kuwabara.
"Someone's awake here, and they must have taken it," said Yusuke, eyeing everyone suspiciously. Then his eyes stopped on Hiei. "It must have been Hiei. He's the only one fast enough to get all that toilet paper out in such a short amount of time." Actually, it took Yusuke and Kuwabara about an hour to find all the stuff they needed, so Kurama and Shizuru had plenty of time.
"I knew it. It had to be the little shrimp. No one else would do that to us . . . I think," said Kuwabara. "Plus, he totally hates my guts. He has a reason to do that to us." Kuwabara went up to the little shrimp and put his mouth right next to his ear. He then yelled, "GIVE US BACK OUR TOILET PAPER ROLLS, YOU LITTLE DWEEB! WE KNOW YOU TOOK THEM, 'CAUSE YOU HATE MY GUTS! GIVE IT BACK!!!"
At the moment, Hiei was dreaming about killing Kuwabara right on the spot. And he was planning on making that a reality. Hiei woke up to Kuwabara's screaming, and so did everybody else.
"Why'd you wake all of us up, Kuwabara?" asked Keiko.
"Uhhh. Sorry, I only meant to wake up the shrimp," he replied.
"And why is that, baka?" said Hiei.
"'Cause you stole the toilet paper we were gonna use to tee-pee the house," Kuwabara said. Yusuke slapped himself on the forehead. "Tell me that did not just happen," he thought.
"That was stupid, even for you, little bro. . . You were gonna tee- pee the house?!?" said Shizuru, knowing all along. "I am so gonna kick some ass when we get home." She cracked her knuckles.
The night pretty much ended like that, with Shizuru watching Yusuke and Kuwabara until they both fell asleep. Then she got a permanent marker (you, know, the one that will never come off) and drew a moustache (spelling??) and beard on them both. Then Shizuru fell asleep.