Lisa picked up her diary. She then said looking at it "Mom, must've
been looking at my diary again. Why is everyone always barging in on my
personal life?" Homer then barged into Lisa's bedroom falling to the floor.
Lisa looked at him upset. Homer said looking at her "Oh no. You're pregnant
aren't you? I can see it in your eyes." Lisa said upset "Dad, I'm eight".
Homer nodded and said smiling "Yes, but try to pretend you don't" Lisa said
confused putting down her diary "Don't, what?" Homer said walking out
"Good." Lisa stared at Homer leaving confused.
Bart had a piece of paper and was sitting on his bed. He read out loud "Wish number three: To have a closer relation ship with my brother and father." Bart thought and then snapped smiling.
Homer, Lisa and Bart were walking around looking around scenery. Lisa said looking around happily "It's good they finally brought the Renaissance Faire back to Springfield". Homer said eating meat on a stick "Yeah, honey. I remember the last time we went here we had a ball together. Bart said backing up watching them talk together "And.....scene!" Marge then walked up to Bart and said holding Maggie and watching Homer and Lisa "It's great we came back here. It always makes Lisa, and your father become so much more bonded, like Courtney Love and narcotics." Bart said nodding happily "Yep it's a beautiful thing. Like.....yeah Courtney love and narcotics does it justice."
Bart sat down on his bed with Lisa's diary. He read to himself out loud "Dear Diary, Yesterday me and dad spent so much time together at the festival. I was so happy that we were listening to each other and having one of the closest human conversations we had. I can't wait for the next end of March Renaissance festival. It's good Bart convinced the family to go." Bart smiled happily and crossed something off his piece of paper. He then said to himself "Now me and Lisa have to bond. Too hard, what's next? Number four: Popularity. I think I can handle this"
It was early in the mourning. Bart saw Lisa in the living room. He took her wheelchair and pushed to the backyard. Lisa said upset "Bart! I was watching animal vs. animal. It's the only show me and my friends both watch. It makes me slightly popular." Bart said nodding "I know what can make you more popular" Lisa said shaking her head "I'm not acting like you again" Bart said chuckling "Not that. You just have to go to school." Lisa said confused "What?!? I've been trying that for 5 years. It doesn't work" Bart said nodding "Trust me it will now."
Bart and Marge watched Lisa leave in her wheelchair. Marge said smiling at Lisa "You're gonna make it this time right?" Lisa nodded. Marge continued "Rod and Todd will help you there. Its part of what they call there initiation." Lisa asked Marge "To heaven?" Marge said nodding "God I hope so. Are you going Bart? Your legs all good now" Bart said shaking his head "Nah, I don't think that's gonna be happening". Marge said waving goodbye "Bye Lisa. I love you!" She turned to Bart and continued "They grow up so fast." Bart said looking up at her confused "She's been going to school for over half of her life you know right?" Marge said walking away upset "Sheesh, can't I be emotional somewhere in here"
Lisa rolled nervously back into Miss Hoover's classroom. Lisa said coming in the room "Hello guys." Lisa said looking at Lisa "Hi Lisa. Now the combined class IQ is at least 4." Janey said looking at Lisa "Look who it is everyone!" Everyone looked at her as Lisa looked down sadly. Janey continued happily "The girl who got crushed by a tree." Ralph said smiling "Like George of the jungle." Miss Hoover said nodding "Okay, Lisa you may go to your seat. Lisa rolled to a desk as everyone stared at her. Database said smiling "I was wondering if it would be expectable for me to stare at you in graaaaceful amazement!" Lisa said smiling "Sure!" Kids then chanted together about Lisa's cool wheelchair. Janey said excited "Tell us what happened." Lisa began talking "Well I didn't really get crushed per say, see..."
Lisa rolled into Bart's room excited. She said excited "Oh, Bart you were so right! I was the most popular girl in school. I felt like...see I made such a change I don't even notice other popular kids. Thank you, Thank you!" She rolled up and hugged Bart. She said rolling out of the room "I'm gonna go write all about this in my diary." Bart smiled watching her leave. He took out a list and crossed out something on it. He said smiling "That's another off the list. This was considered me and Lisa bonding. So all that's left is to go to college. Well money-wise hell no. Oh yes and to help the needy too. Well how do I help her do that junk? Maybe she edited the list and saw that helping people is just another way of becoming needy yourself...like dad said. She probably took it off her list anyway.
Bart walked out of his room and saw Lisa from the railing walking from the kitchen to the living room. He snuck into Lisa's bedroom and picked up her diary from the shelf. He opened it and said reading it "What! She crossed popularity and bonding with dad off the list but not our bonding time. I need to make it up to Lisa and make her happy. Her dreams will be fulfilled." He then walked out of the bedroom thinking and Homer said seeing him "Whatcha doing in Lisa's room? Gasp! Are you reading her diary?" Bart said scratching the back of his head "What! Who, me. Why would, no. Come on me huh. But I." Homer said laughing "Just kidding with you boy!" He said quietly to himself walking away "Dumbass." Bart nervously walked into his room.
Lisa woke up and she was sitting in her wheelchair on the yard. She said seeing Bart and shading her eyes from the sun with her hand "What am I doing on the lawn so early." Bart said smiling "Do you know what it's time for?" Lisa answered frustrated "Bart, I already went back to school." Bart said shaking his head "Did you forget when you came home in comparison to when Dr. Hibbert said you could walk again" Lisa said thinking "Well let's see. It was about...Oh yeah! He said I should be able to walk by now!" Bart said smiling "Yep." Lisa said scared "But, Bart. I'm scared" Bart said giving her his hand "It'll be fine. Medical science is very advanced now." Ned yelled in the other yard "Roddy get away from mommies liver. The people from the organ don-diddily-oner list will be here in about four months."
Lisa said scared "But, Bart what if my legs crumble or something." Bart said holding out his hand "It'll be fine, Lis' I know you can do it!" Lisa said scared "What if I trip or something." Bart said shaking his open palm "I'll be right here, Lisa." Lisa said scared "No. I don't care! Take me back to my room Bart, please." Bart said holding her wheelchair arm "No Lisa, you have to do this. You have to deal." Lisa said pushing him, getting up and limping away "Just stop Bart; I'll just stay in my wheelchair for as long as I want to." Bart looked at her shocked and said holding out her hands "Lisa!" Lisa said turning around upset "What!" Bart said smiling "Look at yourself" She looked at herself standing up and said amazed "Oh my gosh thank you so much Bart!" She limped over and hugged him.
Lisa, Bart, and Marge were by the front door. Marge said happily "I'm so happy for you Lisa." Bart said smiling "Me too." Lisa said looking at her wheelchair "But what do I do with this." Bart said smiling "I think you know."
Grandpa said holding the wheelchair "Thanks Lisa. The people at the Retirement Castle can really use this. Lisa nodded and said smiling "No problem." Grandpa said nervously "Could you point me in the direction of the Retirement Castle." Lisa said looking at him concerned "Grandpa, we are in the Retirement Castle." Grandpa said looking around and walking away "So we are."
Lisa said walking out with Bat "Bart. I've been having the best time since I got here. A lot of the things that I wanted have been magically happening. And they were all eerily related or cause because of you. So I just wanted to say thanks." Bart said smiling "No problem, sis. Well, I should head home now." Lisa said grabbing his arm "Wait I want to do something for you now. Come back to school. You need to learn." Bart said thinking "I didn't not so sure?" Lisa looked at him confused. Bart said nodding agreeing "Yeah let's go." He and Lisa then walked away from the Retirement Castle Together
Bart said reading Lisa's diary "Okay, so play sax in front of a live audience. Can't do that. Go to college, nope, but will happen. Help the needy, check. Bond with Bart and dad, check. I think everything is going to be fine from now on." He looked at her diary and then sat up surprised. He said intrigued "She added a new dream 'forgive Bart'...Oh no she still doesn't forgive me! I don't think I'll ever scratch that from her list. But I have to. Or I'll die trying!" He closed her diary and walked out upset.
Bart had a piece of paper and was sitting on his bed. He read out loud "Wish number three: To have a closer relation ship with my brother and father." Bart thought and then snapped smiling.
Homer, Lisa and Bart were walking around looking around scenery. Lisa said looking around happily "It's good they finally brought the Renaissance Faire back to Springfield". Homer said eating meat on a stick "Yeah, honey. I remember the last time we went here we had a ball together. Bart said backing up watching them talk together "And.....scene!" Marge then walked up to Bart and said holding Maggie and watching Homer and Lisa "It's great we came back here. It always makes Lisa, and your father become so much more bonded, like Courtney Love and narcotics." Bart said nodding happily "Yep it's a beautiful thing. Like.....yeah Courtney love and narcotics does it justice."
Bart sat down on his bed with Lisa's diary. He read to himself out loud "Dear Diary, Yesterday me and dad spent so much time together at the festival. I was so happy that we were listening to each other and having one of the closest human conversations we had. I can't wait for the next end of March Renaissance festival. It's good Bart convinced the family to go." Bart smiled happily and crossed something off his piece of paper. He then said to himself "Now me and Lisa have to bond. Too hard, what's next? Number four: Popularity. I think I can handle this"
It was early in the mourning. Bart saw Lisa in the living room. He took her wheelchair and pushed to the backyard. Lisa said upset "Bart! I was watching animal vs. animal. It's the only show me and my friends both watch. It makes me slightly popular." Bart said nodding "I know what can make you more popular" Lisa said shaking her head "I'm not acting like you again" Bart said chuckling "Not that. You just have to go to school." Lisa said confused "What?!? I've been trying that for 5 years. It doesn't work" Bart said nodding "Trust me it will now."
Bart and Marge watched Lisa leave in her wheelchair. Marge said smiling at Lisa "You're gonna make it this time right?" Lisa nodded. Marge continued "Rod and Todd will help you there. Its part of what they call there initiation." Lisa asked Marge "To heaven?" Marge said nodding "God I hope so. Are you going Bart? Your legs all good now" Bart said shaking his head "Nah, I don't think that's gonna be happening". Marge said waving goodbye "Bye Lisa. I love you!" She turned to Bart and continued "They grow up so fast." Bart said looking up at her confused "She's been going to school for over half of her life you know right?" Marge said walking away upset "Sheesh, can't I be emotional somewhere in here"
Lisa rolled nervously back into Miss Hoover's classroom. Lisa said coming in the room "Hello guys." Lisa said looking at Lisa "Hi Lisa. Now the combined class IQ is at least 4." Janey said looking at Lisa "Look who it is everyone!" Everyone looked at her as Lisa looked down sadly. Janey continued happily "The girl who got crushed by a tree." Ralph said smiling "Like George of the jungle." Miss Hoover said nodding "Okay, Lisa you may go to your seat. Lisa rolled to a desk as everyone stared at her. Database said smiling "I was wondering if it would be expectable for me to stare at you in graaaaceful amazement!" Lisa said smiling "Sure!" Kids then chanted together about Lisa's cool wheelchair. Janey said excited "Tell us what happened." Lisa began talking "Well I didn't really get crushed per say, see..."
Lisa rolled into Bart's room excited. She said excited "Oh, Bart you were so right! I was the most popular girl in school. I felt like...see I made such a change I don't even notice other popular kids. Thank you, Thank you!" She rolled up and hugged Bart. She said rolling out of the room "I'm gonna go write all about this in my diary." Bart smiled watching her leave. He took out a list and crossed out something on it. He said smiling "That's another off the list. This was considered me and Lisa bonding. So all that's left is to go to college. Well money-wise hell no. Oh yes and to help the needy too. Well how do I help her do that junk? Maybe she edited the list and saw that helping people is just another way of becoming needy yourself...like dad said. She probably took it off her list anyway.
Bart walked out of his room and saw Lisa from the railing walking from the kitchen to the living room. He snuck into Lisa's bedroom and picked up her diary from the shelf. He opened it and said reading it "What! She crossed popularity and bonding with dad off the list but not our bonding time. I need to make it up to Lisa and make her happy. Her dreams will be fulfilled." He then walked out of the bedroom thinking and Homer said seeing him "Whatcha doing in Lisa's room? Gasp! Are you reading her diary?" Bart said scratching the back of his head "What! Who, me. Why would, no. Come on me huh. But I." Homer said laughing "Just kidding with you boy!" He said quietly to himself walking away "Dumbass." Bart nervously walked into his room.
Lisa woke up and she was sitting in her wheelchair on the yard. She said seeing Bart and shading her eyes from the sun with her hand "What am I doing on the lawn so early." Bart said smiling "Do you know what it's time for?" Lisa answered frustrated "Bart, I already went back to school." Bart said shaking his head "Did you forget when you came home in comparison to when Dr. Hibbert said you could walk again" Lisa said thinking "Well let's see. It was about...Oh yeah! He said I should be able to walk by now!" Bart said smiling "Yep." Lisa said scared "But, Bart. I'm scared" Bart said giving her his hand "It'll be fine. Medical science is very advanced now." Ned yelled in the other yard "Roddy get away from mommies liver. The people from the organ don-diddily-oner list will be here in about four months."
Lisa said scared "But, Bart what if my legs crumble or something." Bart said holding out his hand "It'll be fine, Lis' I know you can do it!" Lisa said scared "What if I trip or something." Bart said shaking his open palm "I'll be right here, Lisa." Lisa said scared "No. I don't care! Take me back to my room Bart, please." Bart said holding her wheelchair arm "No Lisa, you have to do this. You have to deal." Lisa said pushing him, getting up and limping away "Just stop Bart; I'll just stay in my wheelchair for as long as I want to." Bart looked at her shocked and said holding out her hands "Lisa!" Lisa said turning around upset "What!" Bart said smiling "Look at yourself" She looked at herself standing up and said amazed "Oh my gosh thank you so much Bart!" She limped over and hugged him.
Lisa, Bart, and Marge were by the front door. Marge said happily "I'm so happy for you Lisa." Bart said smiling "Me too." Lisa said looking at her wheelchair "But what do I do with this." Bart said smiling "I think you know."
Grandpa said holding the wheelchair "Thanks Lisa. The people at the Retirement Castle can really use this. Lisa nodded and said smiling "No problem." Grandpa said nervously "Could you point me in the direction of the Retirement Castle." Lisa said looking at him concerned "Grandpa, we are in the Retirement Castle." Grandpa said looking around and walking away "So we are."
Lisa said walking out with Bat "Bart. I've been having the best time since I got here. A lot of the things that I wanted have been magically happening. And they were all eerily related or cause because of you. So I just wanted to say thanks." Bart said smiling "No problem, sis. Well, I should head home now." Lisa said grabbing his arm "Wait I want to do something for you now. Come back to school. You need to learn." Bart said thinking "I didn't not so sure?" Lisa looked at him confused. Bart said nodding agreeing "Yeah let's go." He and Lisa then walked away from the Retirement Castle Together
Bart said reading Lisa's diary "Okay, so play sax in front of a live audience. Can't do that. Go to college, nope, but will happen. Help the needy, check. Bond with Bart and dad, check. I think everything is going to be fine from now on." He looked at her diary and then sat up surprised. He said intrigued "She added a new dream 'forgive Bart'...Oh no she still doesn't forgive me! I don't think I'll ever scratch that from her list. But I have to. Or I'll die trying!" He closed her diary and walked out upset.