Now onto the real beginning, please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own darkstalkers.

"Well, what are we going to do exactly?" Liith asked, now more formally

dressed; for her anyways. The trio was walking somewhere in the vast snow-covered

forests of northern Canada, in search of Sasquatch. "We're going to gather up our

allies because the last time this happened I had to fight off half the guys I've ever

ticked off and I ain't goin' through that again," John replied.

Meanwhile...in a mysterious laboratory.

"Who are you anyway?" Victor asked, tied to a surgical table. "An ex-

colleague of the good doctor who created you," the gray-bearded scientist replied.

"That doesn't help much," Victor added. "Just call me Dr. Fraunkensteen," the

scientist. "Wait did you say Franken..." Victor said before being cut off. "No, not

Frankenstein, I am an original character that's different enough to not be the matter

of a copywrite infringement suit," the doctor replied. "But this is a fan- fiction, its non-

profit, so we couldn't be sued anyway," Victor said. "Wait...you mean I'm not getting

paid for this!!! I've got to have a talk with my agent," the doc mumbled.

Back with our heroes...

"Can we PLEASE find someplace warm, I don't have a fur coat built-in like

you two," Lilith whined. "We're almost there so quit it, okay?" John said. Twenty

minutes, and thirty "are we there yet"s, later the three reached Sasquatch's village.

"FRIENDS, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?" Sasquatch asked our heroes, oh and so you

know Sas doesn't have the concept of too loud. "We need you and the other

Darkstalkers to help find and rescue Victor," John answered. "WHY DIDN"T YOU

JUST E-MAIL ME?" Sas asked. The females that just had to walk thirty plus miles in

knee-deep snow then glared at John, who felt extremely embarrassed and knew that

any chance of him and Felicia "keeping warm" together was down the drain for the

next week or two. "Whoops...I guess that would have saved some time huh," John

said putting his hand on the back of his head with an embarrassed look on his face.

There ya go people, and if you have been so kind as to have read to this point,

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