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Part 4: Reviving the great beast...chaos 0
Having gotten the master emerald from the temple, Shego and Drakken headed back to their lair. Once there, Drakken put the emerald on an alter that he designed and built. Shego and Drakken stood in front of it. Admiring it's giant size.
Shego (one hand on hip, pointing to the emerald.): So how exactly do you plan on cracking this green egg?
Drakken (hammer in his hand.): I plan on using this hammer to crack it open.
Shego (walking to a cabinet and takes out some goggles.): Just let me wear these in case of flying debris.
Drakken (getting in Shego's face, with an annoyed look.): You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Shego (pinches his cheek.): You bet, blue boy.
Drakken gets a ladder, he goes on top of it. Raises the hammer over his head and slams it down on the emerald, making a very loud noise. The hammer vibrates making Drakken vibrate also. After the vibration stops, Drakken picks up the hammer and it disintegrates into little pieces.
Shego (on the floor laughing her ass off.): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your killing me, Drakkie.
Drakken (jumping off the emerald.): That can be arranged.
Shego (pretending to be scared.): Oh, please don't hurt me, drakkie, you are soooo strong.
Drakken (ignoring Shego): We must release the beast!!!
Thus, Drakken tried everything to unleash the mighty power of chaos. He tried to use a giant drill on it, but the drill didn't work. The drill just smashed to pieces. Drakken tried focusing a huge laser blast on it, but that ended in failure. The laser bumped from the emerald and burned Drakken to a crisp.
Shego (rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off.): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, damn that is too funny!!
Drakken (whispering under his breath.): Annoying runt
All the Female readers gasp
Drakken (looking above him, making sure Shego doesn't hear.): I said runt, not the other thing.
Shego (stops laughing, gets back on her feet.): Uh, Doc, who the hell are you talking to?
Drakken (looking at Shego angrly.): No one. Geez, how's an evil genius suppose to use the ancient might of a water god if the stupid stone wont burst open?!
Drakken kicks the emerald. Crosses his arms and looks the other way. Suddenly, huge energy bursts emitted from the emerald, Drakken looks around, suddenly realizing that it was too bright, he shields his eyes. The emerald begins to shake and rattle. It bursts, sending shards all over the place, all of which shot out into the sky, dispersing all over the place, going into different directions. Drakken moved his hands from his eyes. He looked and saw a creature of pure water, Drakken didn't notice the little light going out of the emerald. It shoots into the sky and disappears.
Drakken (examining Chaos from head to foot): Hmm, something's wrong. Chaos shouldn't be this small and puny.
Shego (walking over to the stone tables that were on top of a table.): Maybe the answer is in the tablets.
Drakken (walking up to the stone tablets.):Let me see that! Hmm, it says here that I need the 7 stones to unleash Chaos' true power.
Shego (rolling her eyes.): Oh, no, not another trip to the rain forest.
Drakken (looking at Shego in the face.): Do you have a problem with that, missy?
Shego (pretending.): Why, Drakken, of course not. I would never have a problem with such a big, strong man such as your self.
Drakken (half eye brow raised.): you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Shego (nodding.): Yup.
Drakken (walking off mad.): Let's just go!!!!
A/N: Sorry this took so long. I needed time to think things through. Also I'm working on a KP comic book. I'll have it up with my web site in a few months
Part 4: Reviving the great beast...chaos 0
Having gotten the master emerald from the temple, Shego and Drakken headed back to their lair. Once there, Drakken put the emerald on an alter that he designed and built. Shego and Drakken stood in front of it. Admiring it's giant size.
Shego (one hand on hip, pointing to the emerald.): So how exactly do you plan on cracking this green egg?
Drakken (hammer in his hand.): I plan on using this hammer to crack it open.
Shego (walking to a cabinet and takes out some goggles.): Just let me wear these in case of flying debris.
Drakken (getting in Shego's face, with an annoyed look.): You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Shego (pinches his cheek.): You bet, blue boy.
Drakken gets a ladder, he goes on top of it. Raises the hammer over his head and slams it down on the emerald, making a very loud noise. The hammer vibrates making Drakken vibrate also. After the vibration stops, Drakken picks up the hammer and it disintegrates into little pieces.
Shego (on the floor laughing her ass off.): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your killing me, Drakkie.
Drakken (jumping off the emerald.): That can be arranged.
Shego (pretending to be scared.): Oh, please don't hurt me, drakkie, you are soooo strong.
Drakken (ignoring Shego): We must release the beast!!!
Thus, Drakken tried everything to unleash the mighty power of chaos. He tried to use a giant drill on it, but the drill didn't work. The drill just smashed to pieces. Drakken tried focusing a huge laser blast on it, but that ended in failure. The laser bumped from the emerald and burned Drakken to a crisp.
Shego (rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off.): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, damn that is too funny!!
Drakken (whispering under his breath.): Annoying runt
All the Female readers gasp
Drakken (looking above him, making sure Shego doesn't hear.): I said runt, not the other thing.
Shego (stops laughing, gets back on her feet.): Uh, Doc, who the hell are you talking to?
Drakken (looking at Shego angrly.): No one. Geez, how's an evil genius suppose to use the ancient might of a water god if the stupid stone wont burst open?!
Drakken kicks the emerald. Crosses his arms and looks the other way. Suddenly, huge energy bursts emitted from the emerald, Drakken looks around, suddenly realizing that it was too bright, he shields his eyes. The emerald begins to shake and rattle. It bursts, sending shards all over the place, all of which shot out into the sky, dispersing all over the place, going into different directions. Drakken moved his hands from his eyes. He looked and saw a creature of pure water, Drakken didn't notice the little light going out of the emerald. It shoots into the sky and disappears.
Drakken (examining Chaos from head to foot): Hmm, something's wrong. Chaos shouldn't be this small and puny.
Shego (walking over to the stone tables that were on top of a table.): Maybe the answer is in the tablets.
Drakken (walking up to the stone tablets.):Let me see that! Hmm, it says here that I need the 7 stones to unleash Chaos' true power.
Shego (rolling her eyes.): Oh, no, not another trip to the rain forest.
Drakken (looking at Shego in the face.): Do you have a problem with that, missy?
Shego (pretending.): Why, Drakken, of course not. I would never have a problem with such a big, strong man such as your self.
Drakken (half eye brow raised.): you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Shego (nodding.): Yup.
Drakken (walking off mad.): Let's just go!!!!
A/N: Sorry this took so long. I needed time to think things through. Also I'm working on a KP comic book. I'll have it up with my web site in a few months