After an extended hiatus, here's the final piece to Strangeness. Enjoy.
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"There, done," the doctor said finishing up attaching a new...body
part to Victor's anatomy and pulling up his pants. "So I can, ya-
know...do the thing now," Victor asked sheepishly. "Theoretically, yes.
But after I'm done dissecting you, you'll be dead. And I mean dead like,
dead dead, not undead," the doctor answered. "Now let's see what your
brain looks like," the Doctor added as Victor cringed.
"Not so fast Dr. Fraunkensteen!" shouted John who had entered through
a large hole in the wall caused by an explosion that occurred a few
moments before. "Guards seize them...wait how'd you know my name,"
the doctor asked, to which John just shrugged. Several mechanized
guards then appeared and attacked John but were frozen from attacks
from Sasquatch and Huitzil.
"Curses!" the doctor shouted before running out of the room. "Thanksguys, good timing," Victor, whom was miraculously back in one piece,
said as he was released from his restraints. "Fools, you really thought
you'd catch me off guard?" the doctor's voice echoed through the tinny
P.A. system. "Well, actually...we kinda did," John replied to the
announcement.
As Lilith rushed over to Victor, a giant robot with a bubble dome head
fell through the ceiling. "Why do all mad scientists either have a giant
robot or evil monster guardian?" Felicia asked with a hint of defeat on
her voice. "Union rules," the doctor answered. Everyone stood there for
a moment, with some unseen crickets chirping in the background, until
the doctor attacked with a massive claw-pincer hand. "Wait a second,
what's that?" Lilith said pointing out a giant red-button looking thing on
the robot's back. "Press it and find out," Felicia said encouraging Lilith.
As she pressed the button shut down, it was the off switch. "Note to self;
giant external off-buttons are a bad idea," the doctor said as the canopy
opened and all the Darkstalkers circled him. "Wait, don't kill him!"
Victor shouted as John was ready to bash the Doc's skull in. "Why?"
John asked as Victor ran up beside him. "Well...uhm..." Victor said
before whispering the reason into John's ear. John fought back a mile
and a small tear made itself present at the corner of John's eye before he
cracked up and started laughing his ass off. After several moments of
John's laughter, followed by several more as he whispered the reason to
the other males present, they left the doctor and finally went home.
Later..."So we're going to?" Lilith asked with glee. "Whoa just becauseI'm anatomically correct now doesn't mean anything," Victor replied,
and Lilith almost began crying. "Well..." Victor added as he was jumped
by the Succubus.
The End.
Odd, huh? Well it was something hopefully comical enough to get you to review soo......REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!