I'm sorta new to this whole fanfiction.net thing so if you're going to flame my fanfic be gentle. Oh yeah, Hamtaro tells this story.

The past few weeks were the weirdest weeks any ham-ham could have. 'Queer' things started and some of the ham-boys were, I guess, not what they seemed. I could probably say the same for my dear Laura, she told me her side to so I'll add her story to mine. Lets began.
It all started one month ago at the beginning of February, Boss was telling us about a Valentines dance party we were gonna have in like 2 weeks, while at school Laura was meeting a new student who just moved to Japan. His name, I think, was Keith.

She told me he was pretty cute, he had blond hair sorta in the style of that mean soccer player on Travis's team with the red hair. What was his name again? All well its not important. And Kana seemed to have a crush on him. If only she knew....

Keith also had a hamster, he was an agouti gold hamster (their mahogany), the hamster always seemed to wear orange tinted sunglasses.

So anyway, back to the part when Boss was talking us about Valentines Day, he said the guys had to ask the girls to the dance. When he said that he eyed Bijou. (I don't think Bijou will ever go for Boss, I know she likes me) Stan noticed this to and had to say something,. "You know Boss, you may think Bijou likes you but she's totally falling for me" Boss blushed at this and Bijou just smiled. What a beautiful smile she had. Well we went on like this for a long time when all of a sudden a mahogany hamster walks right into the clubhouse. Talk about rude, kushi kushi.

"This place isn't as great as the poet hamster said it would." He
muttered while looking
around. This got Boss kinda angry... "What do you mean 'isn't as
great'"? Boss demanded. The hamster looked at him and smiled, jeez
what-a flirt he was. Boss just kinda stared back still waiting for his
answer. Finally the mahogany hamster walked up to Boss, he put his paw
in Boss's and whispered "How's-a-bout we go discuss this somewhere
else, beautiful" (How embarrassing)

I think maybe Travis was just as embarrassed has Boss, Laura told me that that day at lunch, Travis had introduced himself to Keith. Keith just blushed and gave him a hug. Yup, a hug, what a weirdo, ey? Travis just stared at Laura from Keith's shoulder. Laura was giggling with Kana about it though. Poor Travis.

Anyway, back to the clubhouse. Everyone just stared and gasped. I was kinda waiting for Boss to pummel the hamster but instead he just quickly took his paw away and blushed. The hamster just smiled again and walked back. Stan was laughing his head off "Ha ha! Boss just held paws with another guy hamster" This must of triggered the gay hamster, which made him run up and give Stan a huge hug. "You're so cute when you laugh" he squealed. Now Stan was the one blushing, I wanted to laugh at this but I didn't want to catch his attention so I just kept it to myself. Bijou was the one who finally talked to him "Um excuse me sir, but what ez your name"?

The hamster took his arms off of Stan and happily replied "My names Jed" Actually when he smiled like that he was kinda cute.

Bijou nodded "And um are you..." "Gay? Yeah why? Was it not already obvious"? he snapped back (this guy wasn't scared to show himself to the world was he?) Bijou just blushed and turned away, no one ever snapped at Bijou like that. I had to say something about it "Hey, just because you don't like girls you don't have to be mean to them" I told him in my meanest voice. Jed surprisingly didn't run to me like he did to Boss and Stan, he just shook his head. "Oh I snapped at her, is she gonna go and cry now"? This made me fall silent. I was actually sorta disappointed he didn't come and flirt with me....
End of Chapter 1