Disclaimer: please read the disclaimer in Chapter 1.

Legend/Key:

Same as the previous chapter.

Chapter 2 (A/N:sorry for the typo!)

"Hmm what should we do?" asked the white haired man.

"I'm not sure… should we drag him back to his apartment? Though if we do that he may go about the village spreading rumors about us. And I DON'T want anyone in the village to think that I, the Godaime Hokage, am a scandalous person. Especially with a perverted old man like you."

"Hey, hey. I'm not that old. Besides you're the same age as me, so there's nothing to worry about."

"Ugh, you never think things out do you, Jiraiya. Anyhow a lot of people really do think I'm in my thirties. And being a woman in her thirties means something that is effected by age hasn't happened yet."

"But Tsu –chan-"

"Don't call me that. Well let's go ahead and wake him to see why he's here." Said Tsunade reaching for some smelling salts on the counter behind her. After grabbing the small bottle she unscrewed the top and walked towards the young teen slowly wafting the smell of the salts in hopes to wake him up.

Flashback

Upon his way to the meeting place his team usually met, Jiraiya decided he wanted to try to gather some 'data' from Tsunade. Of course being the ninja he is it meant he was going to do something perverted. What he wanted to do was to have an excuse to kneel down and look into the mirror that was attached to his shoes to look up Tsunade's skirt. He thought it was foolproof, but when he came to perform it, it went horribly wrong.

"Good morning Tsunade! How are you this fine day?" shouted Jiraiya.

"I'm fine, but can you turn your voice down a notch? Sheesh, why are you so loud all of a sudden?"

"I'm loud, since when? Haha, oh! There's 10 ryou right here! I'll just go and pick it up…"

This is perfect! It's all going according to plan! Now all I have to do is adjust the mirror… and tada! Ooh…. Tsunade wears purple panties? Nice, I guess that's good enough. Ok time to get back up, huh? What's that with that weird look Tsunade is giving me? Oh crap she found out! I gotta get out of here!

"JIRAIYA! What the hell do you think you're doing?" questioned Tsunade with her fist ready to do some pounding.

Keep it smooth Jiraiya keep it smooth. "No, no Tsu-chan! I didn't mean it! Here I'll come to you so you can hit me ok?" as Jiraiya approached her little did he know there was a pebble in front of his feet so when he was about to take another stride he tripped on the pebble and landed face first in Tsunade's breasts.

"No wait Jiraiya! What are you doing?! Ah!" once Jiraiya landed on her chest she was beat red while he started to sweat wondering what he should do to avoid a severe pounding. So he did the best thing he could do was slowly back off and try not to stare at her now fairly large bust. Sure when they were 12-13 years old she was flat as a board, but now whoa, she became a knockout. "Jiraiya I can't believe you did that… and I'll never forgive you for that." veins started to pop on her forehead. It seemed she was going to focus all her strength on this one punch.

"Wait sec Tsu-chan! I can explain! NO! NO! AH!" screamed Jiraiya.

WHAM!

Yes that one punch did it. That fist of hers seemed to be on fire right before it connected with his face. "That should teach him a lesson," she muttered.

--Ten minutes later--

After a while she decided it was time to wake the fool up and make him apologize. First she tried to shake him, slap him, then pinching him, but none of this worked like the previous times so she started to look for the smelling salts she usually kept in her pouch.

"Damn, where did I put my bottle of smelling salts? Orochimaru, do you have any?"

"Sorry Tsunade, I do not. But, do you think we should wait for Sarutobi-sensei?"

"No, I want this pervert to apologize for what he did to me right now."

"Well Tsunade he won't apologize if you knock him out again when he wakes up."

"Hey! Are you making fun of me Orochimaru?" questioned the teen Tsunade who now had a fist clenched.

"No, no! It's just if you really want him to apologize you have to let him realize what he did, right?"

"Gee Orochimaru that's… really uncharacteristic of you. You ok?"

"Um, hmph. I have to go and train now. If Sarutobi-sensei wishes to see me I'll be at my usual training location."

"But Orochimaru even Sarutobi-sensei doesn't know where that is."

"Good then, I suppose I'll see you two later then."

Yes, this was the usual day for Tsunade's team. It starts with Jiraiya doing something perverted, but gets caught in the act by Tsunade herself, so that the white haired ninja gets pounded to the ground. Then comes the third stage; Orochimaru, the much quieter teammate of the two, he tends to walk off to his secret training area after the enraged blonde bashes her perverted teammate to the ground or some other rock hard surface.

Tsunade finally found her bottle of smelling salts and wafted them towards the fallen teammate of hers. He began to stir moments after.

"Ugh, my head…Tsu-chan why did you have to go and do that?" groaned the now awake Jiraiya.

"I did that because you deserved it! You, Jiraiya, tried to look up my skirt and you jumped into my breasts! You're lucky I didn't kill you."

"But Tsu-chan! It was for a good cause, I swear and the falling part wasn't on purpose, I tripped on a pebble!"

"Good cause my ass! I swear you and this 'data gathering' of yours. What is it exactly anyhow?"

"Oh! I'm glad you asked Tsu-chan! My data gathering is for my future novel I'm going to make, I think I'll call it, Come Come Paradise!"

"And what kind of novel is that going to be by the way?" she asked with her eyebrow starting to twitch.

"Um, a boring kind of book, really nothing special." he nervously chuckled.

"Ha! Like I would believe that, it's most likely a perverted novel of some sort. I also bet that it will somehow fall into the hands of a minor and forever corrupt their mind!" she paused, "So you know what Jiraiya? I HATE you!"

"But Tsu-chan! I-"he was interrupted when the young blonde spoke again.

"Just, just get out of my sight Jiraiya, I wouldn't care if you were the last male on the planet. You're the worst of the worst, the only possible way I would forgive you for your actions is if you acted like proper guy, like Orochimaru!"

"But Orochimaru isn't even normal! We don't even know what the hell he does after training! For all we know he could a serial killer! He-"

"Don't talk that way about Orochimaru-kun!"

"Huh?"

But before Jiraiya could get any answers out of Tsunade she ran as fast as she could to get away from her white haired teammate. He couldn't understand her last comment 'don't talk that way about Orochimaru-kun!'

"What the hell was she talking about? Does she like Orochimaru?" he thought for a second, "Bwahahaha! That's impossible, or is it?"

End Flashback

Currently the salts were not working on the fallen teen after he saw the Godaime and his 2nd sensei, Jiraiya, having sexual intercourse. But then again a sixteen year old would most likely be scarred for life after he saw two people he considers family doing such things. But then again it was their fault they did not lock the door to the room.

It has been 5 minutes since Tsunade had been wafting the salts into Naruto's nose. She began to worry that he could of slipped into a comatose condition. As more time began to pass by possibilities started running through her head, Naruto waking up and blabbing to the whole village of what he saw, her position as Hokage is taken away and then Jiraiya and her getting married because she got pregnant. All this began to sink in she couldn't handle it. Everything she imagined must not happen!

While Tsunade was trying to wake up the unconscious blonde, Kakashi was training intensely with his favored student. Even though they were both going at each other with intentions to kill, neither was fighting with all their power. Sasuke, who was trying to stay focused and not get frustrated because if he did it would mean the chances of the curse seal becoming active once again higher during this fight.

"C'mon Sasuke I know you do much better than this!" shouted Kakashi after receiving a blow from his best student.

"Well sensei, I'm doing my best not to let the curse seal drain me of my chakra."

"Even so, you still should be able to fight better without the seal getting out of hand. So, why don't you take things up a notch!" shouted Kakashi while grabbing Sasuke's shin. "Of all people, Sasuke, you should know that you are still no match for your brother!" with that said Kakashi took hold of Sasuke's leg with both hands and threw him across the training area. "Now Sasuke give me all you've got!"

"STOP COMPARING ME TO MY BROTHER! AND IF YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS I'LL BE GLAD TO DO SO! KATON, GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU!" he yelled as he got up. The fireball itself was only a distraction, he needed to come up close to Kakashi and pull off or even get a few solid hits in. Sasuke soon released the jutsu and went straight towards Kakashi with performing his Lion Combo in mind. Humph, he's comparing me to my brother like my father used to. Well I'll show him! I'll show everyone that I'm better than my brother!

"Sasuke don't be so foolish! Jutsus and techniques like Goukakyuu and your Lion Combo will not be effective against your brother! You must master your Sharingan to counter his Mangekyu Sharingan, it is the only way for you to survive a fight with him!" he told Sasuke while dodging a few punches and kicks.

"What do you know? I've already fought him! I know what is to be expected of him and myself! Besides I have a new trick under my sleeve that will definitely help me defeat my brother!" It may be just an average Chidori, but adding changes to my speed and movement no one will even notice it!

With that said Sasuke slowly, but surely picked up his speed to the kind that rivaled Rock Lee's. When he came only a few yards in front of Kakashi he jumped into the air and started to perform the seals for the Chidori. Then Sasuke disappeared again, but this time only a few yards behind his sensei.

"Hmm nice trick Sasuke, but that still it's enough! Even I knew you would do something like that!" But I never thought you'd be able to do that with a higher speed than you had at the Chuunin exam. Well there is only one thing I can do to stop this… I'm sorry Sasuke. He thought while reaching for a kunai.

As Sasuke came closer and closer to his target he saw the gray haired Jounin pull something out of his pouch. The avenger thought it was merely his sensei's Come Come Paradise book, but he was purely mistaken. So without any hesitation neither of them stopped their advancements.

The Chidori never made contact all that was heard and seen was a fallen Uchiha screaming in pain while trying to pull a kunai out of his right hand and his loyal girlfriend coming to his aid.

--Where we last saw Naruto--

"Hey Ero-Sennin… can you teach me a jutsu that can deflect the Chidori?"

--End chapter 2--

--Author's Notes--

Hello everyone. I hope at least some of you are glad to know I'm still writing. I'll be posting Chapter 3 next week because I'm actually typing it up as of now. Though I'm not sure what exactly I'm going to do with Sasuke, but Itachi will make an appearance soon. So expect another fight between them! Most you NaruSaku fans are probably wondering when those two are going to have interaction with each other. Please be patient this fic will be very long so don't worry.

Oh and I also revised chapter 1 so that Naruto is in character more. The revised version should be up shortly after this chapter is posted.