Ororo was four months pregnant. And her load was giving her problem.

"Ya know Storm ya might be going for twins" said Jubilee.

"Yes maybe" said Ororo.

Ororo stared at Logan and Kurt for ages.

"God they're both so sexy" said Ororo a little too loud.

"Storm" said Jubilee, waving her hand in front of Ororo's face.

Ororo snapped back into reality.

"Oh shit I didn't say that aloud?", asked Ororo.

"About Logan and Nightcrawler? Yeah"

"Shit Ororo can't you stop thing about them two" she thought.

Suddenly Scott who had been off in Hawaii for the past four months walked into the kitchen. The first thing he spotted was Ororo's stomach.

"Ororo you're pregnant" said Scott.

"Um I guess I am" said Ororo.

Scott shot an accusing glance at Kurt.

Ororo saw this and quickly said something.

"We don't even know if he's the father" said Ororo.

"There's someone else, who?", asked Scott.

Ororo pointed to Logan who was sitting beside Bobby and Rogue.

"Bobby?!", yelled Scott.

"No you ass Logan" whispered Ororo.

"WHAT!", yelled Scott.

"Good grief Scott it's just the truth" said Ororo.

A/N Okay that was a little nasty but funny I think. Please review I am on a role and how you guys 'n gals like the title and plot? All flamers are welcomed to chase me down with torches and pitchforks! I am way too happy.