Warning: Entire Chappie written on giggle fit inducing sugar-high! You have been warned!

Crystella: LET THE GERBILS PREVAIL!!!

Bakura: When Fae laughs, it sounds like she's choking a gerbil! ((My father came up with this one))

Crystella: Ack! The poor gerbil! We must save him from the evil one!

Bakura: But I'm the evil one...

Crystella: Yeah, but only right now she is 'cause she's choking the poor gerbil!

Bakura: Okey-Dokey! Let's go save that gerbil! (him and Crystella skip ((literally)) off to the pet shop)

Yami: I never thought I'd see the day Bakura would skip...

Seto: Those two locked Fae in the basement.

Ryou and Yugi: OO;;;;

Ishizu: MARIK!! MALIK!! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE!! NOW!!

Malik: Busted...

Marik: I didn't do it!

Ishizu: When exactly did I say you get your ears pierced Marik? Hmm?

Marik: You didn't...

Ishizu: Malik! When did I say you could become evil?

Malik: You didn't...

Ishizu: I am older, therefore, my word is LAW!!

Malik/Marik: Yes lawmaker! (bow and worship Ishizu)

Ryou: Dear Ra! The world is coming to and end!

Yami: Never thought I'd see them bow to anyone...

Ishizu: It helps when you are an older sister.

Yami: Cool.

Yugi: (bursts out laughing for no reason)

Ryou: OO;;;; Yugi?

Yugi: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! (laughs harder)

Ryou: (takes step back) Oh, Ra, he's infected...

Seto: (playing tag with Mokuba) Gotcha! (dives for Mokuba, misses, and lands on his Head) Oww...

Mokuba: (sticks tongue out)

Crystella: (skips back with Bakura) We saved the gerbils!

Bakura: Yayness!

Crystella: Let's go torture —I mean play with —Yami!

Bakura: OKAY!! (bouncing up and down)

Ryou: Yami?

Yami: Yes Ryou?

Ryou: Bakura is scaring me more than usual....

Yami: You probably gave him too much sugar, like I did with Yugi... (looks over at the hysterical Yugi)

Yugi: (laughs harder)((all I can say to that is wow...))

Crystella/Bakura: YAAAMMMIII!!

Yami: I should start running now... (runs away)

Mokuba: Yami! This way is safe!

Yami: Okay! (runs that way but it is a dead end so he crashes into the wall)

Yugi: (decides to flip over the couch) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! (dances the mackeraina)((I can't spell))

Ryou: (sigh) The horror that ensues when Fae isn't here... It's so much more fun! I like horror!

Yugi: (still laughing and doing the mackeraina)

Ryou: I am the only sane one here. I HATE being sane!! (starts giggling ((and you should all know what that means by now)) and continues with sugar-highness actions)((do I really need to elaborate?))