Crystella: Yay! I'm not dead!

Fae: Only because I found out through trial and error that I can't kill you. Everybody! Come here!

Yugi: What did we do now?

Fae: Seto and Mokuba! Front and center!

Mokuba: Uh oh...

Fae: You two go shopping and get streamers and balloons and food and candy and sugar and junk food and... (continues)

Crystella: Bakura and Ryou! When they get back, you two blow up the—

Bakura: (hopeful grin) World?

Crystella: No, the balloons. Good luck Ryou.

Seto/Mokuba: (leave in mid-sentence)

Fae: (still talking, realizes they left and stops) How rude! Anyway, Mai and Tea! Get your butts over here! I need tall people!

Mai: I cannot work with that. points to Tea

Tea: It's not polite to point. Pointing makes people feel bad. (launches into another infamous friendship speech)

Mai: Don't start, Tea! See what I mean?

Fae: Tea, shut up! When they get back, you two put up the streamers.

Crystella: Yeah, cause she's too short to do it herself. sticks tongue out

Fae: Boy, are you lucky the men in white coats confiscated my frying pan.

Crystella: Suuuure I am. You wouldn't be able to do anything anyway. Yugi and Yami! Come here! You two can set up the food. I don't trust Joey and Tristan. Yugi, educate Yami and make sure he doesn't blow anything up this time.

Yugi: 'Kay. I'll try.

Fae: JOEY! TRISTAN! Get your lazy butts over here!

Joey: What'd I do?

Fae: You people STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

Tristan: But Yugi might need help...

Fae: STAY OUT!

Mokuba: (comes back with Seto holding many bags of party supplies) We're baaa-aack!

Crystella: Bakura! Ryou! Fetch the balloons and blow them up!

Bakura: 'Kay. Where's the T.N.T?

Ryou: Ugh... Come Bakura, I'll teach you how to properly blow up balloons.

Fae: Mai! Tea! Fetch and hang up the streamers!

Tea: Things like this bring friends together...

Mai: Don't start, Tea. Yami, can you please make her shut up?

Yami: Okay...

Tea: (all of a sudden shuts up)

Mai: What did you do?

Yami: (grins) Secret.

Mai: Darn. I gotta learn how to do that. (gets started on streamers)

Tea: (also starts with the streamers)

Crystella: Yugi! Yami! Go get the food!

Yami: Okay.

(3 minutes later)

From the kitchen: (BOOM!!)

Crystella: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (is bouncing off the walls)((literally))

Yami: (from kitchen) Oops...

Fae: Yami! What did you blow up this time??

Yami: (from kitchen) Nothing... (shifty eyes)

Fae: Tell me!

Yugi: (from kitchen) He didn't blow anything up... (shifty eyes)

Fae: Sure... (walks in to check and is stopped by Joey and Tristan)

Joey: Sorry, can't let ya through here.

Yugi: (from kitchen) Yami! No! Don't eat (boom) that...

Fae: What did he eat? Please tell me it wasn't the candy in the stove! Those blow up when you eat them!

Yugi: (from kitchen) We hadn't noticed. I won't tell you then.

Fae: Oh no...

Crystella: (bounces off Fae's head) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ishizu: (sees pandemonium) Oh my... Fae!

Fae: Yes? (walks over)

Ishizu: Can you please do something about my brother and his yami? They are channeling Tea.

Mai: So that's what Yami did...

Marik: (to Joey) Friends make the world go round!

Malik: (to Tristan) Did you know that friends make everything better?

Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!

Crystella: (swings by on a light George of The Jungle style((complete with battle cry))) DIE TEA INCARNATES! (lands on Marik and Malik's heads and knocks them out)

Ishizu: Well, that was... different...

(BOOM)

Ryou: NO! NO! NO!

Bakura: What? I blew up the balloon!

Ryou: You are not supposed to use DYNAMITE!

Crystella: I thought I hid that...

Ryou: Apparently you didn't.

Crystella: Apparently.

Fae: Oh boy...

Yami: By the way, I'll un-possess Marik and Malik next chappie. Maybe.