Crystella: Konnichiwa! (wearing leather halter top and jeans) Oh, and my
stupid hikari forced me into this shirt, it wasn't by my choice.
Fae: Oh, stop complaining, it looks cute. Hola! (wearing jeans a Hot Topic t-shirt; your choice of what it says)
Ryou: Umm... Bakura?
Bakura: What?
Ryou: How do you say hello in Egyptian?
Bakura: Dear Ra...
Ryou: (blink blink) ...But that's in English...
Bakura: Baka... (rolls eyes and whispers something to Ryou)
Ryou: Oh... (repeats it)
All Yamis: (burst out laughing)
Ryou: What?
Crystella: You said fk in Egyptian!
Ryou: OO!!! pales and faints
Fae: Crystella! Watch your mouth! PG rating!
Bakura: I love being evil.
Seto: Hi.
Crystella: As soon as everyone says hi, we can start the party.
Ishizu: Hello.
Mokuba: HI PEOPLES!!!
Mai: Hello. (elbows Joey in the stomach)
Joey: Zzz... Huh? Oh, right, hi.
Mai: (rolls eyes)
Marik: SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE!!!!
Tea: Friendship!
Crystella: You are supposed to say hi!
Marik: Oh, right. Hi. Now can I go back to screaming bloody murder?
Crystella: Yes. Good boy. (pats him on the head) You get a cookie!
Marik: YAYNESS! COOKIE!
Tea: Hi! Do you believe in friends?
Malik: OO;; Poor hikari... Hi.
Dylan: Is London Bridge really falling down? Or is it just a mindless children's song? HMM????
Crystella: Um... It's a mindless children's song... OO;;;;;
Milo: Who gave him sugar?
(maniacal laughter is heard) MUAHAHAHAHA (cough cough) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Milo: Alright Mako, get out here.
Mako: Darn.
Milo: Go away, I'll torture you later.
Mako: Fine. (leaves)
Crystella: oO;; Ookay...
Phone: (ring ring)
Fae: Hello? You don't say? You don't say? You don't say? Really? Okay, bye.
Crystella: Who was that?
Fae: They didn't say.
Malik: Right.
Fae: Yes it is.
Crystella: I never realized how morbid Ring Around the Rosy is.
Fae: Fascinating...
Crystella: Okay, this isn't a party.
Fae: Yeah! We need music! (Turns on Dance Music)
Crystella: (starts dancing)
Dylan: (dances with Crystella)
Milo: (pushes Dylan out of the way and dances with Crystella)
Crystella: Bakura! Come dance with me!
Bakura: Okay! (starts dancing with Crystella while Dylan and Milo are fighting)
Fae: Let's have a contest!
Tea: Oh goody! Contests bring friends together and... (earns death glares from everyone in the room, and stops talking)
Fae: Boys, pick a dance partner!
Joey: Uh, Mai—(gets cut off)
Mokuba: Mai? Will you dance with me?
Mai: Aww! How cute! Of course I'll dance with you.
Joey: Hey kid, move away from my girlfriend!
Mokuba: No way!
Joey: Fae! He won't let me dance with Mai!
Fae: Mokuba, you can dance with my little cousin Ashley. Come on out, Ash.
Ashley: Yes Fae? (comes out) ((she is a little taller than Mokuba, about an inch.))
Mokuba: (stares at her)
Ashley: Can I help you?
Mokuba: (continues staring)
Ashley: Rude little kid, that one...
Mokuba: (still staring) Joey, you can have Mai.
Joey: YES!
Ashley: (growls and walks away)
Mokuba: (to Fae) Watch this. I have a way with ladies. (to Ashley) HEY ASHLEY!!
Ashley: What?
Mokuba: Will you dance with me babe? You're a total hottie.
Crystella: Stupid Mokuba... Ashley! You can't kill him in here, you have no place to hide the body! And if you get blood everywhere Fae will have a fit!
Fae: Mokuba! Duck!
Mokuba: (doesn't listen)
Ashley: (growls loudly) HOW DARE YOU! (punches him half way across the room)
Seto: I should kill her... Oh well. He deserved it anyway.
Mokuba: Oww! Dang, she hits HARD!
Ashley: Humph! Fae? Can I dance with someone who's not a jerk?
Fae: Sure. (death glare at Mokuba) Come stand with us.
Ashley: Kay. (goes over)
Bakura: Crystella?
Crystella: Okay.
Yami: Fae?
Fae: Okies.
Yugi: Ishizu?
Ishizu: Why not.
Ryou: Ashley? Do you want to dance with me?
Ashley: Okay. You're nice.
Ryou: Thank you.
Mokuba: No fair!
Ashley: (sticks tongue out at him)
Tea: What about me?
Marik: What about you?
Seto: Whichever couple is called, they're out. (starts music)
Mokuba: Big brother, I wanna dance with Ashley!
Seto: You can next round.
Mokuba: I wanna dance with her now!
Seto: Later! Ishizu and Yugi, you're out.
Yugi: Oh well.
Ashley: This is fun!
Seto: Fae and Yami, you're out.
Fae: Awwwwww... Oh well.
Seto: And the winner is...
Mokuba: Well?
Seto: Ryou and Ashley!
Ashley: Yay! (jumps up and down)
Ryou: (breathing hard from dancing so much)
Fae: I know! Let's play spin the bottle!
Marik: Why?
Fae: Because it's a time filler. Now hush.
Marik: Make me! (pause) Never mind.
Fae: Everyone sit in a circle. If the bottle lands on you, you have to kiss the person who spun it on the cheek. Mokuba, you go first.
Mokuba: (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Ashley)
Ashley: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BOTTLE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!
Mokuba: (grins)
Ashley: (sighs and kisses him) Fae, where is the bathroom? I need to wash my mouth out with soap.
Fae: It's okay Ash. It's your turn.
Ashley: (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Seto)
Fae: Aw!! How cute! Let me take a picture! (gets camera) Go ahead!
Ashley: (kisses him on the cheek)
Fae: (snaps picture) So cute!
Seto: My turn. (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Crystella)
Seto: (looks from bottle to Crystella) Why me?
Crystella: Aw come on Seto. I'm not that bad.
Seto: It's not you, I just don't feel like dying today.
Crystella: Don't worry, Bakura won't kill you. Riiiight?
Bakura: (hides flamethrower) Aww...
Seto: Okay then. (kisses Crystella on the cheek)
Crystella: Let's do something else now.
Ashley: I know! Let's have a belching contest!
Fae: Sweetie, there is no way that you'll win.
Crystella: She can try! Who's going to be the judge?
Mokuba: Seto and I will.
Ashley: Okay.
Ishizu: (polite little burp) Excuse me.
Tea: (even politer burp) Oh no! How unfriendship-like!
Mai: (pretty loud belch)
Fae: (a lot louder belch) Ha! Let's see you beat that!
Crystella: Okay! (belches louder)
Ashley: (even louder belch)
Fae: OO Crystella, you are such a bad influence on her.
Crystella: I'm the bad influence?
Fae: Yeah. That's the last time I let you baby-sit her.
Ryou: I didn't know Crystella was responsible enough to even be left alone in a room, let alone the house with a minor.
Crystella: Use smaller words.
Ryou: See?
Joey: (pokes Yami for the 5th time in 1 minute) Poke.
Yami: Joey, if you don't stop poking me, I swear by Ra I'll kill you and you know I will.
Bakura: Can I help?
Crystella: Me too!
Yami/Bakura/Crystella: (EVIL grin)
Fae: (in announcer's voice) Three yamis, already dead by the way, all ready
to kill. What will he do now?
Joey: OO;;; I'll stop poking him...
Ryou: Good choice.
Yugi: Yes. Dead friends are bad friends.
Ryou: Yes.
Yugi: (wanders over to Crystella)
Crystella: Hey Yugi.
Yugi: Hi! (starts flirting with her)
Fae: I think Yugi's had too much sugar... It's affecting his brain...
Yami: YUGI! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!! (lunges at Yugi)
Yugi: (sidesteps)
Yami: (lands on his head)
Crystella: Yami! Be nice!
Fae: Yugi, please. She's already got a boyfriend.
Yugi: Aww...
Ryou: (starts flirting with Crystella)
Fae: It's settled, then. Sugar makes you drunk if you're not used to it.
Bakura: GET AWAY FROM MY FRIEND! (lunges at Ryou)
Ryou: (sidesteps)
Bakura: (lands on his head)
Bakura/Yami: XX (out cold)
Yugi/Ryou: --U (sweatdrop)
Mai: May I kill Tristan?
Crystella: What did he do now?
Mai: Well, he got a picture of you and me and taped it to a wall. He is now playing darts with it.
Crystella: (eyes turn blood red) Where is he?
Mai: (points)
Crystella: Oh Tristan... (pulls out duct tape)
Tristan: Yeah?
Crystella: DIE! (attacks him with the duct tape)
Tristan: (is too stupid to sidestep, so he is now duct taped to a wall)
Mai: What should we do with him?
Crystella: Hmm... I know! He needs a complete makeover!
Mai: Yeah! Seto...
Seto: Yes?
Mai: I need you to go to Wal-Mart and buy the tackiest dress you can find.
Seto: Okay. What size?
Crystella: He looks like an XL.
Seto: Okay. (leaves)
Crystella: I don't have any makeup at all. Can we use yours?
Mai: Of course. (gets out ALL her makeup)
Crystella: Oh my Ra! How much makeup do you have??
Mai: I don't know, I can't count that high, I've tried.
Crystella: Wow. (gets started on Tristan's makeup)
Seto: (comes back with a Wal-Mart bag laughing hysterically)
Mai: Ooh, let's see!
Seto: Okay. (pulls out a bright pink sparkly dress with frills, bows, and other things of the sort. Think of the tackiest thing possible. Now multiply it by 100)
Mai: Perfect! (laughs)
Crystella: So we're going with a pink pattern? Good. Look!
Tristan: (EVERYTHING is pink. Makeup, nails, HAIR...)
Crystella: (un-duct tapes him) Even think of running away and I'll kill you.
Mai: Tristan, put this on. (hands him the dress) If you look in a mirror I'll hurt you.
Tristan: Okay. (puts on the dress over his clothes)
Everyone: (laughs)
Tristan: I'm gonna go take a walk. (goes out side)
Crystella: 5...4...3...2...1...
Tristan: (comes back in) I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!!!
Crystella: Really? (examines nails)
Tristan: Um, never mind...
Crystella: Good boy.
Tea: (chanting) Friendship...friendship...
Crystella: Oh Tea... (pulls out duct tape)
Tea: Oh boy! A friend! What is it friend?
Crystella: DIE!! (attacks her with duct tape)
Tea: That's not very— (is duct taped to a tree)
Crystella: Hehehe... (is making Tea 'pretty')
Seto: She looks like a doll!
Crystella: Thanks!!
Tea: (has white makeup all over her face, little pink circles for blush, red lipstick, mascara, blue eye shadow, and a dress you would expect to see on a porcelain doll) Don't I look cute?
Seto: (laughs)
Fae: Oh, stop complaining, it looks cute. Hola! (wearing jeans a Hot Topic t-shirt; your choice of what it says)
Ryou: Umm... Bakura?
Bakura: What?
Ryou: How do you say hello in Egyptian?
Bakura: Dear Ra...
Ryou: (blink blink) ...But that's in English...
Bakura: Baka... (rolls eyes and whispers something to Ryou)
Ryou: Oh... (repeats it)
All Yamis: (burst out laughing)
Ryou: What?
Crystella: You said fk in Egyptian!
Ryou: OO!!! pales and faints
Fae: Crystella! Watch your mouth! PG rating!
Bakura: I love being evil.
Seto: Hi.
Crystella: As soon as everyone says hi, we can start the party.
Ishizu: Hello.
Mokuba: HI PEOPLES!!!
Mai: Hello. (elbows Joey in the stomach)
Joey: Zzz... Huh? Oh, right, hi.
Mai: (rolls eyes)
Marik: SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE!!!!
Tea: Friendship!
Crystella: You are supposed to say hi!
Marik: Oh, right. Hi. Now can I go back to screaming bloody murder?
Crystella: Yes. Good boy. (pats him on the head) You get a cookie!
Marik: YAYNESS! COOKIE!
Tea: Hi! Do you believe in friends?
Malik: OO;; Poor hikari... Hi.
Dylan: Is London Bridge really falling down? Or is it just a mindless children's song? HMM????
Crystella: Um... It's a mindless children's song... OO;;;;;
Milo: Who gave him sugar?
(maniacal laughter is heard) MUAHAHAHAHA (cough cough) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Milo: Alright Mako, get out here.
Mako: Darn.
Milo: Go away, I'll torture you later.
Mako: Fine. (leaves)
Crystella: oO;; Ookay...
Phone: (ring ring)
Fae: Hello? You don't say? You don't say? You don't say? Really? Okay, bye.
Crystella: Who was that?
Fae: They didn't say.
Malik: Right.
Fae: Yes it is.
Crystella: I never realized how morbid Ring Around the Rosy is.
Fae: Fascinating...
Crystella: Okay, this isn't a party.
Fae: Yeah! We need music! (Turns on Dance Music)
Crystella: (starts dancing)
Dylan: (dances with Crystella)
Milo: (pushes Dylan out of the way and dances with Crystella)
Crystella: Bakura! Come dance with me!
Bakura: Okay! (starts dancing with Crystella while Dylan and Milo are fighting)
Fae: Let's have a contest!
Tea: Oh goody! Contests bring friends together and... (earns death glares from everyone in the room, and stops talking)
Fae: Boys, pick a dance partner!
Joey: Uh, Mai—(gets cut off)
Mokuba: Mai? Will you dance with me?
Mai: Aww! How cute! Of course I'll dance with you.
Joey: Hey kid, move away from my girlfriend!
Mokuba: No way!
Joey: Fae! He won't let me dance with Mai!
Fae: Mokuba, you can dance with my little cousin Ashley. Come on out, Ash.
Ashley: Yes Fae? (comes out) ((she is a little taller than Mokuba, about an inch.))
Mokuba: (stares at her)
Ashley: Can I help you?
Mokuba: (continues staring)
Ashley: Rude little kid, that one...
Mokuba: (still staring) Joey, you can have Mai.
Joey: YES!
Ashley: (growls and walks away)
Mokuba: (to Fae) Watch this. I have a way with ladies. (to Ashley) HEY ASHLEY!!
Ashley: What?
Mokuba: Will you dance with me babe? You're a total hottie.
Crystella: Stupid Mokuba... Ashley! You can't kill him in here, you have no place to hide the body! And if you get blood everywhere Fae will have a fit!
Fae: Mokuba! Duck!
Mokuba: (doesn't listen)
Ashley: (growls loudly) HOW DARE YOU! (punches him half way across the room)
Seto: I should kill her... Oh well. He deserved it anyway.
Mokuba: Oww! Dang, she hits HARD!
Ashley: Humph! Fae? Can I dance with someone who's not a jerk?
Fae: Sure. (death glare at Mokuba) Come stand with us.
Ashley: Kay. (goes over)
Bakura: Crystella?
Crystella: Okay.
Yami: Fae?
Fae: Okies.
Yugi: Ishizu?
Ishizu: Why not.
Ryou: Ashley? Do you want to dance with me?
Ashley: Okay. You're nice.
Ryou: Thank you.
Mokuba: No fair!
Ashley: (sticks tongue out at him)
Tea: What about me?
Marik: What about you?
Seto: Whichever couple is called, they're out. (starts music)
Mokuba: Big brother, I wanna dance with Ashley!
Seto: You can next round.
Mokuba: I wanna dance with her now!
Seto: Later! Ishizu and Yugi, you're out.
Yugi: Oh well.
Ashley: This is fun!
Seto: Fae and Yami, you're out.
Fae: Awwwwww... Oh well.
Seto: And the winner is...
Mokuba: Well?
Seto: Ryou and Ashley!
Ashley: Yay! (jumps up and down)
Ryou: (breathing hard from dancing so much)
Fae: I know! Let's play spin the bottle!
Marik: Why?
Fae: Because it's a time filler. Now hush.
Marik: Make me! (pause) Never mind.
Fae: Everyone sit in a circle. If the bottle lands on you, you have to kiss the person who spun it on the cheek. Mokuba, you go first.
Mokuba: (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Ashley)
Ashley: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BOTTLE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!
Mokuba: (grins)
Ashley: (sighs and kisses him) Fae, where is the bathroom? I need to wash my mouth out with soap.
Fae: It's okay Ash. It's your turn.
Ashley: (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Seto)
Fae: Aw!! How cute! Let me take a picture! (gets camera) Go ahead!
Ashley: (kisses him on the cheek)
Fae: (snaps picture) So cute!
Seto: My turn. (spins bottle)
Bottle: (lands on Crystella)
Seto: (looks from bottle to Crystella) Why me?
Crystella: Aw come on Seto. I'm not that bad.
Seto: It's not you, I just don't feel like dying today.
Crystella: Don't worry, Bakura won't kill you. Riiiight?
Bakura: (hides flamethrower) Aww...
Seto: Okay then. (kisses Crystella on the cheek)
Crystella: Let's do something else now.
Ashley: I know! Let's have a belching contest!
Fae: Sweetie, there is no way that you'll win.
Crystella: She can try! Who's going to be the judge?
Mokuba: Seto and I will.
Ashley: Okay.
Ishizu: (polite little burp) Excuse me.
Tea: (even politer burp) Oh no! How unfriendship-like!
Mai: (pretty loud belch)
Fae: (a lot louder belch) Ha! Let's see you beat that!
Crystella: Okay! (belches louder)
Ashley: (even louder belch)
Fae: OO Crystella, you are such a bad influence on her.
Crystella: I'm the bad influence?
Fae: Yeah. That's the last time I let you baby-sit her.
Ryou: I didn't know Crystella was responsible enough to even be left alone in a room, let alone the house with a minor.
Crystella: Use smaller words.
Ryou: See?
Joey: (pokes Yami for the 5th time in 1 minute) Poke.
Yami: Joey, if you don't stop poking me, I swear by Ra I'll kill you and you know I will.
Bakura: Can I help?
Crystella: Me too!
Yami/Bakura/Crystella: (EVIL grin)
Fae: (in announcer's voice) Three yamis, already dead by the way, all ready
to kill. What will he do now?
Joey: OO;;; I'll stop poking him...
Ryou: Good choice.
Yugi: Yes. Dead friends are bad friends.
Ryou: Yes.
Yugi: (wanders over to Crystella)
Crystella: Hey Yugi.
Yugi: Hi! (starts flirting with her)
Fae: I think Yugi's had too much sugar... It's affecting his brain...
Yami: YUGI! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!! (lunges at Yugi)
Yugi: (sidesteps)
Yami: (lands on his head)
Crystella: Yami! Be nice!
Fae: Yugi, please. She's already got a boyfriend.
Yugi: Aww...
Ryou: (starts flirting with Crystella)
Fae: It's settled, then. Sugar makes you drunk if you're not used to it.
Bakura: GET AWAY FROM MY FRIEND! (lunges at Ryou)
Ryou: (sidesteps)
Bakura: (lands on his head)
Bakura/Yami: XX (out cold)
Yugi/Ryou: --U (sweatdrop)
Mai: May I kill Tristan?
Crystella: What did he do now?
Mai: Well, he got a picture of you and me and taped it to a wall. He is now playing darts with it.
Crystella: (eyes turn blood red) Where is he?
Mai: (points)
Crystella: Oh Tristan... (pulls out duct tape)
Tristan: Yeah?
Crystella: DIE! (attacks him with the duct tape)
Tristan: (is too stupid to sidestep, so he is now duct taped to a wall)
Mai: What should we do with him?
Crystella: Hmm... I know! He needs a complete makeover!
Mai: Yeah! Seto...
Seto: Yes?
Mai: I need you to go to Wal-Mart and buy the tackiest dress you can find.
Seto: Okay. What size?
Crystella: He looks like an XL.
Seto: Okay. (leaves)
Crystella: I don't have any makeup at all. Can we use yours?
Mai: Of course. (gets out ALL her makeup)
Crystella: Oh my Ra! How much makeup do you have??
Mai: I don't know, I can't count that high, I've tried.
Crystella: Wow. (gets started on Tristan's makeup)
Seto: (comes back with a Wal-Mart bag laughing hysterically)
Mai: Ooh, let's see!
Seto: Okay. (pulls out a bright pink sparkly dress with frills, bows, and other things of the sort. Think of the tackiest thing possible. Now multiply it by 100)
Mai: Perfect! (laughs)
Crystella: So we're going with a pink pattern? Good. Look!
Tristan: (EVERYTHING is pink. Makeup, nails, HAIR...)
Crystella: (un-duct tapes him) Even think of running away and I'll kill you.
Mai: Tristan, put this on. (hands him the dress) If you look in a mirror I'll hurt you.
Tristan: Okay. (puts on the dress over his clothes)
Everyone: (laughs)
Tristan: I'm gonna go take a walk. (goes out side)
Crystella: 5...4...3...2...1...
Tristan: (comes back in) I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!!!
Crystella: Really? (examines nails)
Tristan: Um, never mind...
Crystella: Good boy.
Tea: (chanting) Friendship...friendship...
Crystella: Oh Tea... (pulls out duct tape)
Tea: Oh boy! A friend! What is it friend?
Crystella: DIE!! (attacks her with duct tape)
Tea: That's not very— (is duct taped to a tree)
Crystella: Hehehe... (is making Tea 'pretty')
Seto: She looks like a doll!
Crystella: Thanks!!
Tea: (has white makeup all over her face, little pink circles for blush, red lipstick, mascara, blue eye shadow, and a dress you would expect to see on a porcelain doll) Don't I look cute?
Seto: (laughs)