Lumenesca: [anime anger sign] I CANT BELIEVE I HAD TO RE-REGISTER! GRRRRRR!
Kikyo: If she owned pokemon or south park, you could tell she would be happier. ---
Andromeda heard the voices and turned around. There stood Ash, May, Brock, and Max.
Max: are you lost?
Andromeda: ....well, sort of. I don't exactly live here.
Ash: I thought I heard tem rocket around here. Have you seen a woman with stupid hair and a gay guy with a talking cat and an annoying blue blob that doesn't look like anything?
May: ::I didn't think he was capable of long, difficult sentences.::
Andromeda: um, yeah, they took off with some ....um... other foreighners.
Brock: were they friends of yours?
Andromeda: no, they were just a racist, a guy who dies a lot, a guy who's afraid of snakes, and a jew.
Brock: oh.
Andromeda: have you seen a red shiny thing?
Talime: ::how did she know we were looking for the red emerald? Oh well, who really cares anyway.::
Max: ya mean this? [hands Andromeda the poster]
Poster: [says] NEW POKEMON COMPETITION! WINNER GETS A RED SHINY THING! YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
Andromeda: ...............oh lord.
Max: the competition is in the place were going.
Andromeda: and where is that?
Max: ...................I don't know, weve been lost for 14 days.
Andromeda: [anime fall]
Brock: and I cant read this map!
May: OF CORSE YOU CANT BROCK! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EYES!!!
Brock: yes I do!
May: NO YOU FREAKING DON'T! YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US THAT YOU MEANT TO WALK INTO TREES! AND YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US IT'S A CUSTOM FOR YOU TO FALL OFF A STEEP CLIFFE! OR WALKING THROUGH GLASS! OR...
Brock: OK, I ADMIT IT! I...HAVE..NO..EYES! HAPPY NOW? THEY ARE JUST LINES I DREW ON MY FACE!
May: ... [anime happy face] yes, Im just fine!
Andromeda: um, hello? Can we get back to me now?
Ash: do ya want to have a pokemon battle?
Andromeda: I don't have pokemon...
Ash: YOU-DON'T-HAVE-POKEMON!!!???? HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE POKEMON?! POKEMON IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, POKEMON IS THE GOD! NOTHING CAN EXIST WITHOUT POKEMON! POKEMONBLAHBLAHBLAH......[continues ranting]
Max: [hits him upside the head with pokenav]
May: YOU IDIOT MAX! WE COULD HAVE USED THAT TO FIND OUR WAY!
Max: [shifty eyes] uhh, no we couldn't.
May: whatever. [turns to Andromeda] you need to win the pokemon competition to get the red shiny thing.
Andromeda: but I don't have any pokemon!
Brock: then we'll go to professor oak's lab to get one.
Andromeda: but I thought we were lost. And arent you very far away from it?
All of a sudden, theyre teleported to the Prof.'s lab.
Oak: how did you get here?
Andromeda: authoress powers.
Oak: huh?
Andromeda: WHAT? You don't know your in a story?!
Oak: oh yeah.
Andromeda: anyway, I need a pokemon to enter this competition thing to get the red chaos emerald.
Pokemon cast: WHAT'S THAT?
Talime: I guess ya better explain.
Andromeda: NO WAY! THEYRE ONLY GOING TO FALL ASLEEP!
Talime: THEN ADD SOME JAZZ TO IT!
So, Andromeda "jazzed up" her story, and well, lets just say that dracula, godzilla, killer tea cups, and martians were involved.
Pokemon cast: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE TO CURE POLIO AND KILL MATHRA AT THE SAME TIME!
Andromeda: um, yeah.
Pikachu: pika pika. {why isnt this story focused on me? IM A LOT CUTER!}
Oak: well, now Im gonna give ya the best Pokemon in the house.
Andromeda: what?
Oak: A ROCK! [hands her a small pebble]
Andromeda: ......................that's.....it?
Oak: yeah, NOW TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
So Andromeda took it and flipped him off as they left and were teleported to..um..lets call it Marina City.
--- [when you go to the authoress's lair, you see a puppet stage, and a crudely drawn paper Lumenesca bobs out on stage]
paper Lumenesca: [who's obviously Kikyo with a disguised voice] Thank you for reading! Please review, and Im giving Kikyo a raise! Hehehehehe.
Kikyo: If she owned pokemon or south park, you could tell she would be happier. ---
Andromeda heard the voices and turned around. There stood Ash, May, Brock, and Max.
Max: are you lost?
Andromeda: ....well, sort of. I don't exactly live here.
Ash: I thought I heard tem rocket around here. Have you seen a woman with stupid hair and a gay guy with a talking cat and an annoying blue blob that doesn't look like anything?
May: ::I didn't think he was capable of long, difficult sentences.::
Andromeda: um, yeah, they took off with some ....um... other foreighners.
Brock: were they friends of yours?
Andromeda: no, they were just a racist, a guy who dies a lot, a guy who's afraid of snakes, and a jew.
Brock: oh.
Andromeda: have you seen a red shiny thing?
Talime: ::how did she know we were looking for the red emerald? Oh well, who really cares anyway.::
Max: ya mean this? [hands Andromeda the poster]
Poster: [says] NEW POKEMON COMPETITION! WINNER GETS A RED SHINY THING! YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
Andromeda: ...............oh lord.
Max: the competition is in the place were going.
Andromeda: and where is that?
Max: ...................I don't know, weve been lost for 14 days.
Andromeda: [anime fall]
Brock: and I cant read this map!
May: OF CORSE YOU CANT BROCK! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EYES!!!
Brock: yes I do!
May: NO YOU FREAKING DON'T! YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US THAT YOU MEANT TO WALK INTO TREES! AND YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US IT'S A CUSTOM FOR YOU TO FALL OFF A STEEP CLIFFE! OR WALKING THROUGH GLASS! OR...
Brock: OK, I ADMIT IT! I...HAVE..NO..EYES! HAPPY NOW? THEY ARE JUST LINES I DREW ON MY FACE!
May: ... [anime happy face] yes, Im just fine!
Andromeda: um, hello? Can we get back to me now?
Ash: do ya want to have a pokemon battle?
Andromeda: I don't have pokemon...
Ash: YOU-DON'T-HAVE-POKEMON!!!???? HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE POKEMON?! POKEMON IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, POKEMON IS THE GOD! NOTHING CAN EXIST WITHOUT POKEMON! POKEMONBLAHBLAHBLAH......[continues ranting]
Max: [hits him upside the head with pokenav]
May: YOU IDIOT MAX! WE COULD HAVE USED THAT TO FIND OUR WAY!
Max: [shifty eyes] uhh, no we couldn't.
May: whatever. [turns to Andromeda] you need to win the pokemon competition to get the red shiny thing.
Andromeda: but I don't have any pokemon!
Brock: then we'll go to professor oak's lab to get one.
Andromeda: but I thought we were lost. And arent you very far away from it?
All of a sudden, theyre teleported to the Prof.'s lab.
Oak: how did you get here?
Andromeda: authoress powers.
Oak: huh?
Andromeda: WHAT? You don't know your in a story?!
Oak: oh yeah.
Andromeda: anyway, I need a pokemon to enter this competition thing to get the red chaos emerald.
Pokemon cast: WHAT'S THAT?
Talime: I guess ya better explain.
Andromeda: NO WAY! THEYRE ONLY GOING TO FALL ASLEEP!
Talime: THEN ADD SOME JAZZ TO IT!
So, Andromeda "jazzed up" her story, and well, lets just say that dracula, godzilla, killer tea cups, and martians were involved.
Pokemon cast: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE TO CURE POLIO AND KILL MATHRA AT THE SAME TIME!
Andromeda: um, yeah.
Pikachu: pika pika. {why isnt this story focused on me? IM A LOT CUTER!}
Oak: well, now Im gonna give ya the best Pokemon in the house.
Andromeda: what?
Oak: A ROCK! [hands her a small pebble]
Andromeda: ......................that's.....it?
Oak: yeah, NOW TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
So Andromeda took it and flipped him off as they left and were teleported to..um..lets call it Marina City.
--- [when you go to the authoress's lair, you see a puppet stage, and a crudely drawn paper Lumenesca bobs out on stage]
paper Lumenesca: [who's obviously Kikyo with a disguised voice] Thank you for reading! Please review, and Im giving Kikyo a raise! Hehehehehe.