The Golden Sun/Fire Emblem Crossover of Mary Sue Bashing
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Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem, nor do I own Golden Sun. I own the Mary Sues in the fic though. I don't think I'd get happy reviews if I use real authors' Sues.

A/N: Well, this is my first crossover, and I'm hoping it will go well. Fire Emblem and Golden Sun are joining forces to stop the flow of Mary Sues that are dumped into their world. Also watch for the RBTPOON (Random Bandits That Pop Out Of Nowhere), and their revolt against Fire Emblem Sues.

What is a Sue? A Sue is a made up female character in a fanfic that has few flaws. A Gary Stu is the same thing, only it's a male.

Now to begin.

It was her turn. The sword was lifted over her head, and came down hard, but she put up her hands just in time to completely stop the sword. She was left without a scratch. She got up, and pulled the sword out of the man's hands. Then she killed him. She was safe from harm.

Not a good thing at all...

The woman was unusual. She had silver streaked hair that was blue, and her eyes changed when she was in a different mood. This woman was a witch. She had almost every power. That's why they were going to kill her. Because she was a witch.

This witch's goal was to make more perfect people like her, but she couldn't do it in the real world. The only perfection in the real world was her, so she spoke to many Fanfiction.net authors through their dreams. She told them this:

"If you write it, I will come."

In other words she told them to make up a character that is perfect and stick into a fic, and then the witch will come back because she was killed in a PPC. The curious authors wondered who would come back, so they began writing about their perfect people, but little did these authors know, that they were torturing the Golden Sun and Fire Emblem crew when they put these perfect people into a Golden Sun and Fire Emblem fic.

How will the witch come back? Perfection powers her. The more perfection there is, then she'll have enough power to bring herself back from the dead.

Why is this bad? Well, the world isn't perfect, and this witch will make it perfect. How would you feel if your life was run on a perfect beat, and you had to do think you didn't want to do? Now you see my point.

Our story starts in Weyard. Isaac is rebuilding his roof, when he sees something fall out of the sky. It was a girl. Isaac didn't mind, though. He saw a lot of these girls falling out of the sky, and they always lived. The thing that bothered him is why they fell out of the sky.

The girl was falling straight for Isaac. Isaac panicked, and jumped off the roof. The girl hit the roof hard, and fell through it.

"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!" Isaac yelled. "I spent months fixing that roof!"

"Isaac!" Dora yelled.

He ran to his mother.

"What did I tell you about leaving girls lying around the house?" Dora asked her son.

"You never said anything," said Isaac.

"Well, I'm saying something now!" Dora said frustrated. "Where do all these girls come from?"

"They fall out of the sky," said Isaac.

"They look funny," said Dora.

It was true. They always had a strange hair color, and eye color, and they were all very pretty. It was like an alien invasion. There seemed to be at least one a day appearing in Weyard, and all of them knew what Psynergy was. They could also all use it very well. Some could use it, even better than Isaac.

Another strange thing about them, is that a lot of them said that Isaac was their brother or cousin. Isaac even heard one say that she was married to Isaac, and that was the weirdest yet.This girl had purplish orange hair.

"Do you know what they are?" Isaac asked.

"No," said Dora.

"A funny thing is," began Isaac, "that some of them make this weird smell, and then suddenly I fall in love with them. I also get mind controlled or something. That happens to Garet, too. The ones that say are my sisters usually make Garet fall in love with them. It's weird. I think I got married without knowing it, too."

The girl that recently fell out of the sky woke up. She yawned, and looked at Isaac.

"I finally found my long lost twin brother!" said the girl.

Isaac smelled a nasty scent, then turned into a mind controlled freak.

"Yes," he said. His eyes had spirals in them. "My sister."

"My daughter has returned," said Dora.

"I was going to take off time from saving the world to find you," said Isaac dazed. He snapped out of it. "Wait! You're not my twin sister! I don't have siblings."

Isaac ran out of the house, and to Kraden's house. He ran as fast as he could.

"Kraden!" he yelled when he got there. "Do you know what those girls that fall out of the sky are?"

"I think so," said Kraden. "It was bound to happen sometime."

"What are they?" asked Isaac.

Kraden explained to Isaac what Mary Sues and Gary Stus were, and he told him about the witch who would return once she had enough power.

"But when the witch returns," said Isaac, "she'll only affect the real world. We're not in the real world."

"Yes," said Kraden, "but the real world is perfect, then they'll make more of these Sues. And the gaming world will be doomed, too."

"How do we stop them?" asked Isaac.

"You have to go to Sue Mountain in Elibe," said Kraden. "There, you'll collect special items that will help you defeat the Sues, and repel them, too."

"Where's Elibe?" asked Isaac.

"It's in another game," explained Kraden. "The game's called Fire Emblem. It's sort of different then this game, so you'll have to get used to it."

"How do I get there?"

"You have to use the Teleport Gem," explained Kraden. "Get your friends to come."

Isaac leaves Kraden's house to get his seven friends. Most of them were at the inn, so Isaac went there to get Sheba, Piers, Ivan, and Mia. Then, he went around Vale to get Felix, Jenna, and Garet. The team of eight was back together to save the gaming world, and the real world.

A/N: That was chapter 1 of the Sue bashing. Hopefully Isaac and co. Can stop them before the witch comes. Next chapter is the Fire Emblem part. If you want to make a Sue for the FE and GS crew to kill fill out the form below by describing it. I'll take ten Sues to start. Only one Sue per person. I'll take the first ten that E-MAILS me the form. E-MAIL!

You're Pen Name:

Sue or Stu's Name:

Sue or Stu's Hair Color:

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